Great way to kill time before a flight
Visited Artemis on Sunday with the intention of staying until closing time. I got there around noon, and the place wasn't too busy. Paid my 80 EUR, took my shower and began exploring the place. Checked out the downstairs pool and sauna area, the weight-room and fitness area, and the downstairs kino. I sat down on one of the sofas in the kino just to relax and within 30 seconds I had a big titted chick sitting on my lap going, "Heyyyyy!
(1) Her name was Sheeva and she was from the Czech Republic. From RTFF, all the advice says to wait at least an hour after showing up before taking a girl and don't take the first girl that talks to you. I was trying to keep this advice in the back of my mind while talking to her, but it was easy to get distracted with her tits in my face, her hand under my robe and German porn blasting on the kino screen. She was being friendly in her conversation but kept steering it to "do you want to go up stairs?" I tried to steer it back to chit-chat, but finally she was like, "I could blow you here for 3 or 4 minutes, then we could go fuck. " At this point, she had Cornelius Jr at full attention, so I was like, "well. Ok. " She then proceeded to give me a sloppy wet BBBJ right in the kino area. She was deep-throating and spitting, she even titty-fucked me for a while. We went to one of the beds just off the kino area, and it was more BBBJ, followed by great doggy, porn-star mish with her legs in the air, finished with more excellent doggy. I busted an epic load, and even though I had ignored all the wise advice here on the forum, I felt very satisfied. Rating: Excellent (9/10).
(2) Few hours later, I met Kimmy, aka Black Tinkerbell, from the Bahamas at the upstairs bar. I was having friendly conversation with her for awhile, nothing was rushed at all. Decided I want to fuck this girl. I went to the locker room and took a Powertab (75% Viagra 25% Cialis) I had picked up at a sex shop the day before. Normally don't need PEDs, but they add to my fun and I figured my balls would be drained by the end of my Artemis experience. More conversation with Ms. Kimmy and then I took her upstairs. I started getting hard while walking up the stairs. She started with a great BBBJ and I had what I can only describe as a angry, blue-vain diamondcutter hard-on. Started with doggy and I banged her six-ways from Sunday. I could see that my efforts were a little strenuous for her, but she took the pounding like a champ. I busted another epic load, and as we were cleaning up, she jokingly called me a monster. On our way down the stairs, I could see she was having a little trouble walking. Rating: Excellent (9/10).
(3) Next, I was in the mood for some German Blonde fun. Sat down in the kino area and within a minute I had one on my lap. Her name was Nyla, beautiful face, blonde hair, and something of rarity at Artemis: real tits! Of course, hers are a lot smaller than most of the other girls, but they are gorgeous none the less. Took her upstairs, at the top of the stairs was her friend. She asked me to take her friend as well because they wanted to go to the sauna afterwards (Red Flag #1). I said no thanks, just Nyla would be fine. Her friend told me to make it quick because she was waiting (Red Flag #2). We get into the room and she starts to explain the extras to me. I forget the exact numbers but they seemed really high for anal and CIM. I told her just the standard BJ and fuck for 60 EUR would be fine enough and this seemed to put her off (Red Flag #3). Since she wasn't going to be able to squeeze anymore money out of me, she was determined to get this over with as quickly as possible. She started with a BBBJ, which was quite good, but she quit after about a minute. I didn't protest because she put a condom on and started riding me cowgirl. Her pussy was tight, which was great, but she didn't ride me for that long either. Switched to doggy which was also good. Because this was my 3rd pop, I wasn't cumming right away and was taking my time, enjoying myself. Finally she stopped it and said my dick was too big for her (normally a compliment right?) and said she would jerk me off. I asked we could fuck a little more and she said no because time was almost up. We had been in the room about 10 minutes, but I didn't want to get in an argument. She started with the HJ but kept asking "You cum now?" which of course would only break my concentration. Finally she said, "Why don't you try since you know what you like. " At this point I just wanted to get this over with, so I said fine. I finally finished with me jerking off with my right hand while fingering her shaved pussy with my left. Not ideal, but I still came pretty hard. As I was walking into the locker room to get her 60 EUR, she had the balls to say, "And it would be great if you don't forget the tip. " please, I'm the one that finished the job. Her looks were good, but she's a hustler. Rating: Average (5/10).
(4) My final lady was Amira, a dark complexion German. I read somewhere on here that she's half-German, half-Morroccan. I took her sometime around midnight, meaning I had been at Artemis over 12 hours. I did leave around 7 pm to walk around town for an hour which was nice. I also found sometime to sleep downstairs to get some energy back. Amira was nice to talk too, no serious pressure, but she's also business minded. Got her upstairs, and she explained all the extras very clearly. CIM 50 EURO, Anal 100+ EUR, GFE sex: 1 hour with kissing and such 120 EUR. I was fine with the standard. Same as the first 3, started with BBBJ which was great and then got on top of me. Her pussy was tight too and she has a clit piercing which I've never experienced before. Switched to doggy and I gave her a pounding which she took in stride. Since this was pop #4, I again was not cumming and after a while, she had to call it quits. She too said my dick was too big, but at least she had a better attitude about it. She finished me off with a HJ. I came hard again, but this time hardly a drop of jizz came out which made her laugh. Rating: Decent (7/10).
Balls drained, wallet drained, mission accomplished.
Total damage:
Entry: 80 EUR.
Sheeva: 60 EUR.
Kimmy: 60 EUR.
Nyla: 60 EUR.
Amira: 60 EUR.
320 EUR.
Some questions for you find gentlemen.
Greetings,
I want to start by simply thanking everyone for the plethora of information you have provided in this thread! Some of the takeaway points I have garnered already will definitely aid me in my Artemis adventures! I've learned the etiquette, how to identify and say no to husslers, negotiate terms in advance, get names and country of origin, don't do the first girl that walks by, and the general vibe to expect upon arriving. Someone posted a clever trick, whereby you can gauge lady by how she responds to a decline of her services; "No, thank you not right now, but perhaps later," get the cold shoulder then it probably would have been very mechanical and let's get this over with type of sex.
I'm presenting a paper at a conference in Berlin next week and have been dreading the trip for months; my boss didn't give me a choice. Last week I was looking for interesting things to do while there, museums, sights, etc. To make the trip more bearable, when for one reason or another I decided to see if prostitution was legal. Boy did I do a 180 when I found out it was! I'm super excited to visit Berlin now, and all those late nights in the lab toiling away finally seem worth the time and energy expenditure. I did some research and found Artemis to be a popular choice then came across this thread and made up my mind.
I feel like I'm sort of taking advantage of you guys, because I cannot offer anything and am asking for some answers to questions. So if my abrupt entry into this thread is seen as a negative I will most definitely understand; I would definitely like to report back from my escapades in time though, as a thank you to those who answer.
So I have a couple of questions:
1. I can't speak German very well at all, is this going to be a large problem? I can pretty much only say the alphabet, count from 0-10, and pick up on a couple of common words. Google Translate works well on my phone and should get me out of any pickles, but I would be hard pressed to believe that they would allow me to bring my phone into the establishment.
2. This leads me to my second question, someone mentioned Kindles and IPads are allowed into the establishment; how about cell phones? Again, I'm betting not.
3. I'll be getting in on Tuesday and leaving Saturday. Thursday evening and Friday morning I must attend the conference; I plan on going to Artemis at least once and I sort of have a crowd phobia. Would you recommend going Wednesday or Friday? I plan on getting to the building early and staying as long as I can on either day, either until I'm spent or the crowd gets too dense.
Thanks for any suggestions / tips / answers I'm very much looking forward to posting something worth wild here in the near future.
Excitable Boy & Crowded (not) House
[QUOTE=ExcitedNoob;1617302][b]Questions for you find gentlemen[/b][/QUOTE]Hi- I believe the girls would agree we are "find" gentlemen. To your Q's:
German not an issue; everyone speaks English. Artemis not a debating society in any case. The girls are used to mongers from everywhere. Euros speak louder than words.
Cell phones can be used in the reception area (2 big sofas) but not allowed inside. However people sort of discretely do, at least around the pool area outside. The obvious concern is snapping pictures of guests and posting somewhere. But lugging it in your bathrobe pocket also means you have to keep an eye on it, and there are far better things to keep one's eyes on. Plus you are not there to text and surf are you?
For sure go Friday- many more girls and choices. Arrive around 3 or 4 and just chill, swim, get your bearings, have some innocent chats unless of course lightning strikes and you hit it off. No rush, the full team will trickle in 5-730pm or so and there will be 10-20 girls on during the day. Things will be uncrowded or at least quite managable til easily 10 pm if not later. Of course, going on Wednesday would give you the option to also return Friday. Wed will not be quite the full line-up, and it is dessous/lingere day so not everyone strutting around naked which RB hugely favors. But you could go both days, and measure the difference for a future scientific paper to be presented in Berlin.
Just in passing, the idea of rejecting a girl, as a test to see if she is worthy is, to put it diplomatically, idiotic, as I have said before. Just imagine how you would feel. No matter how experienced, having sex with a total stranger has enough uncertainties as it is, and you really don't need to introduce mind games into the stew. These girls will rather obviously be more comfortable with someone who is a straight-shooter, fun, and appreciative. You just need to chat and feel a good vibe and it is quite simple. If you just take your time it will be quite clear whom to choose. A modicum of respect goes a long way. One linguistic issue is real - make sure you are comfortable talking and understanding her fully, and that she and you are clear about what to expect before going to a room.
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RB rolled the dice and was in the house last night, and it was shockingly not super crowded, just a good buzz on. I arrived early, very peaceful around the poolside the whole time, left around 11 pm and it was nothing like IFAs past. It was starting to build a bit then but nothing like years before. Great (great) lineup, no waiting for rooms. Was told Thurs pm was also like this. A number of girls were also commenting about it- could just be the general economic uncertainty. It is also slightly possible that the 10 rooms in the new Poondorf area have just spread things out enough. I have been there during IFAs past when it was just unbearable, even moving around was a chore, and left by 8pm, with maybe 50 guys que'd at the front door. Nothing like that yesterday.
Lately in general, Saturday nights have been more crowded than Fridays, so the past not a guide to tonight. And this post probably will not help things. But RBs guess is it won't be too bad, with a mighty fine lineup.
