Cartagena Reports

[QUOTE=Shamester;1685271]Mes. Some chica wanted me to pay for her tequila shot. Paid close to 12 mil for an aguilla light -- lame.

Bars were happening -- backpackers with local chicas. There are numerous hot hot backpacker chicas but they are unavailable. Exhausted.[/QUOTE]'Backpackers' get 'local chicas' but you can't. Why's that? Numerous hot hot backpacker chicas but unavailable to you, why's that? Were they all female sex tourist looking for Colombian chicos? Or you were too lame to offer them a drink?

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For some reason my previous report failed to get posted. It basically said to stay away from plaza Hollywood since it is a waste of time.

Last night, returned to the strip club from the previous day. Discovered it is the sister club of Angeles which is down the road. Mentioned to the personnel how bad Angeles is. Much more crowded. Re-selected a mulatta from Barranquilla named Julianna. She reduced her rate to 130.000 mil (claimed that is the minimum) which is around $55 US.

Nice girl that is almost like a sweetheart. Very playful. First danced naked and did some lap dances. It was interesting to see her bible open in the room. I was thinking how much would this cost in a place like Atlanta. Nice soothing BJ- really puts the right amount of energy into it utilizing her big soft lips. Nice screwing from multiple positions. It was very nice the way she played with her Winnie the pooh stuffed animal. No concern about time. Full one hour. Good massage.

Returned to the clock area. Lots of energy and fun. The clock area had some nice chicas. Wanted to check out L opera but unable to locate.

CTG is a much better city than Mde. The combination of the old city with Bocagrande provides for interesting activities and enjoyment.

Currently in Cartagena and will give a brief report before another chica comes over to drain me of my leche.

Day 1.

Arrive around 2 pm. Local amigo comes to my apt. Around 2:45 with beers, bottled water, snacks, limes and creepy just as I asked him. Arrive at Playa Hollywood around 3:45 and sit with Fao. Two local chicas there sitting in Fao's office and as they get up to give me all the space I tell them they can stay and join me. Proceed to drink 18 beers between the two chicas and me and invite them back to my apartment along with Emily for a massage. Emily and the two chicas all give me a massage with many laughs and shots of tequila. Tell Emily that I only want the more attractive of the two chicas and next thing you know her and the other chica exit leaving me with la reina. Without going into all the details, la reina stays until 7 the next morning, three pops, total GFE, money never mentioned.

I provided dinner for 19 mil, breakfast for 10 mil and I put 150 mil in her purse before she left and she didn't look to count.

So that was the first 17 hours on the ground. 90 mil spent on beers, chairs, carpa and snacks at the beach, 50 mil for manicure, pedicure and full body massage, 179 mil for 13 hours with chica and 3 pops, including dinner and breakfast.

I will have to follow-up later with a report for Days 2 and 3. Right now the porter is ringing the house phone to let me know that a chica Jayson called up has arrived here at 7:30 am for some morning action. Cartagena!

Chica who arrived at 7:30 am this morning (Monday) just left. Made great chemistry together. 21 yr old chica from Monteria who is here visiting with a grandmother who lives in CTG. I should backup to where I left off on Day 1. The chica from Playa Hollywood and I finished breakfast around 7:30 Sat morning and I then hung out in the apt. to chill for an hour until I felt the urge for another chica. So where do I go at around 9 am for a chica? Playa Hollywood of course! Tony's already there and I tell him to show me if he knows any sexy chicas or not. Show me what you can do, Tony!

Tony makes a call Sat morning and the chica arrives Playa Hollywood 30 minutes later around 9:45 or so. Spend the next few hours of the morning on the beach with the girl flirting, laughing, joking, drinking and having an enjoyable time. Take her back to my apt and just like the previous chica she gives GFE, which includes full french kissing, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions, pausing for more BBBJ deep throating with each position change. Chica stays a couple of hours until around 3:30 or so. Put 120 mil in her back pocket before she leaves and kiss her goodbye. Beers, juice, fish lunch for two, plate of fruit, carpa, chairs, etc. , on the beach and tip for Tony was 100 mil. So after around 25 hours on the ground, it's time for me to do the solo thing like dinner and sleep. It will be a late night trip to LDV and L'Opera so some good sleep and replenishment of my fluids are in order.

No bar owner wants cheap fucks in their bar. Here in the states when assholes kept coming in and getting a glass of water and enjoying the free happy hour (next thing you new those jerkoffs would have a (5. 00) bottle of water in front of them. Fucking cheap dicks.

[QUOTE=JoeySmith;1669567]Back in Cartagena for a couple of days. Visited LDV last night for about 3 hours before selecting a lady. I observed the owner at least 3 times briefing new ladies on the rules of LDV outside the bar. Was close enough to hear that he essentially told them they would not be let back in if they immediately left with a customer before convincing the hombre to buy himself or them a couple of drinks. So the games continue with LDV. I usually just make a date with them and tell them to meet me 20 minutes later downstairs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YouCan;1688229]No bar owner wants cheap fucks in their bar. Here in the states when assholes kept coming in and getting a glass of water and enjoying the free happy hour (next thing you new those jerkoffs would have a (5.00) bottle of water in front of them. Fucking cheap dicks.[/QUOTE]You tell' them can you! On another note, life is great here in the Santa Marta area. Going to visit some friends in Cartagena probably on Thursday, and stay in Cartagena until Monday.

Its not a game. Its a fucking business.

[QUOTE=YouCan;1688229]No bar owner wants cheap fucks in their bar. Here in the states when assholes kept coming in and getting a glass of water and enjoying the free happy hour (next thing you new those jerkoffs would have a (5. 00) bottle of water in front of them. Fucking cheap dicks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hilltopper;1684672]Less than an hour stroll on foot.[/QUOTE]Exactly, on foot.

I was joking, instead of shouting "RTFFFFFFF".

[QUOTE=OldParr;1688242]You tell' them can you! On another note, life is great here in the Santa Marta area. Going to visit some friends in Cartagena probably on Thursday, and stay in Cartagena until Monday.[/QUOTE]Really. It was solely an informed comment for those new to the LDV scene. Have had an apartment in Laguito for 4 years and have seen LDV operate quite different over the years.

I get to Cartagena tomorrow and I buy a bottle of rum and sit at a table in whatver bar I go to. Especially LDV. Drink my rum, give the girls some drinks and when I'm ready I take a girl home and give her friends the rest of the bottle to finish, while I go party at my condo. That just me I'm not walking there trying to get some phone numbers because I am tring to pinch a few bucks.

To each his own.

Happy Hunting!

[QUOTE=JoeySmith;1688558]Really. It was solely an informed comment for those new to the LDV scene. Have had an apartment in Laguito for 4 years and have seen LDV operate quite different over the years.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeySmith;1688558]Really. It was solely an informed comment for those new to the LDV scene. Have had an apartment in Laguito for 4 years and have seen LDV operate quite different over the years.[/QUOTE]Then the question begs: Is it okay for the maid and others there in your building to let folks always stay at your apartment in Laguito for free, or do you charge something to rent out your place in an effort to turn a profit? If your apartment is an investment rental property for you, then I presume you are in it to turn a profit, yes?

In the 8 years I've been going to LDV and known the owner, Aldo, he has been in the business to turn a profit. Like most business owners, you sometimes have to implement changes and tweak your business model. What happens when too many guys only want to pull chicas and not patronize the bar? What happens if every guy only goes to LDV to hook-up with chicas and get numbers, but spends nothing?

I have no empathy for guys who want to complain about someone at LDV telling them they need to drink. Duh! In all the times I've been there I have never had a word mentioned to me. Why? Because I order something to drink upon arrival; that's what one does at a bar, LOL. If I were to rent your apartment, I'd pay you rent; I presume that's what one does when they stay at your apartment.

[QUOTE=Hilltopper;1689179]Then the question begs: Is it okay for the maid and others there in your building to let folks always stay at your apartment in Laguito for free, or do you charge something to rent out your place in an effort to turn a profit? If your apartment is an investment rental property for you, then I presume you are in it to turn a profit, yes?

In the 8 years I've been going to LDV and known the owner, Aldo, he has been in the business to turn a profit. Like most business owners, you sometimes have to implement changes and tweak your business model. What happens when too many guys only want to pull chicas and not patronize the bar? What happens if every guy only goes to LDV to hook-up with chicas and get numbers, but spends nothing?

I have no empathy for guys who want to complain about someone at LDV telling them they need to drink. Duh! In all the times I've been there I have never had a word mentioned to me. Why? Because I order something to drink upon arrival; that's what one does at a bar, LOL. If I were to rent your apartment, I'd pay you rent; I presume that's what one does when they stay at your apartment.[/QUOTE]Thank you Hilltopper, and I could not have said it better myself. I owe you drinks for this post!

This is why I very seldom let other guys run with me anymore, I have learned my lesson, as I am one of the most generous people you will ever know, as many from this forum will attest to, and because of this, my generosity has been taken advantage of by people when I am out partying, as I do not give a fuk when I am out having a good time, and I never go on vacation if I have to have a tight budget. I have no time for broke ass fuks and peso pinchers.

As far as LDV goes and any similar places, I wish they would implement a cover charge per se of 50,000 to 100,000 pesos and with that you receive bar credits. As this would keep the peso pinchers away.

[QUOTE=Hilltopper;1689179]Then the question begs: Is it okay for the maid and others there in your building to let folks always stay at your apartment in Laguito for free, or do you charge something to rent out your place in an effort to turn a profit? If your apartment is an investment rental property for you, then I presume you are in it to turn a profit[/QUOTE]Sorry Topper, this one is a lot simpler than you make it out to be.

As I am sure, the bar is not a non profit bar, asking or requiring the ladies to hustle drinks or enforce some kind of minimum consumption turns Aldo into a pimp and his bar into a working girl house. Although this may already be the case, the better way to handle this is have a cover charge or a minamum consumption entrance requirement. Thus the bar is behaving like a bar and the working girls are just that, independent working girls and not agents of Aldo.

[QUOTE=ElVagabundo;1689438]Sorry Topper, this one is a lot simpler than you make it out to be.

As I am sure, the bar is not a non profit bar, asking or requiring the ladies to hustle drinks or enforce some kind of minimum consumption turns Aldo into a pimp and his bar into a working girl house. Although this may already be the case, the better way to handle this is have a cover charge or a minamum consumption entrance requirement. Thus the bar is behaving like a bar and the working girls are just that, independent working girls and not agents of Aldo.[/QUOTE]Amigo, good to read a post from you here. I agree that it's much simpler than I made it out to be in my post. Old Parr put it much simpler than me: require the peso pinchers to fork over 50 to 100 mil upfront. I personally think they should just pass on LDV and go straight to the clock tower or take a stroll down AV San Martin, etc. I disagree that Aldo's encouraging the independent contractors to assist patrons to drink (some or more) turns him into a pimp. Why do I disagree? Because encouraging independent contractors (who can act in an agency capacity) to help sell more drinks is not Aldo taking a % of what the working girl charges for her services. As I believe you know, to be classified as a pimp, one receives a cut off-the-top from what the girl directly charges the customer for her services. Independent contractors encouraging patrons to order a drink or more drinks is not unheard of in drinking establishments and it doesn't automatically turn the bar owner into a pimp, LOL.

Seriously, I find it humorous that guys actually go to a bar and then complain that the bar expects them to drink or encourages them to drink. I often run into these types of guys, be it here in the States doing business, or in Colombia trying to enjoy the spoils. Everything is all about them. If they are providing goods and services, they want top dollar. If someone else is providing them goods and services, they want it for free or for next to nothing. Their way of winning is "I win, you lose". It's always about beating someone out of something with such a mindset. They can't grasp the concept of a win-win situation. They can't grasp paying or giving someone else a fair shake. I'm not talking about being generous, giving someone something to show appreciation, or anything remotely close to such a notion, 'cause those are all foreign concepts, lol. Greed on tilt, amigo, greed on tilt. Much like Old Parr alluded to in his post, I've grown quite tired of them and I try to minimize my dealings and/or contact with such types.

If I was there, I'd invite you to join me for an espresso. A double that is. On me, of course, as I know you'd return the favor in buying the next one. :)