For scantily-clothed dancers go to Burgos or EDSA Complex
[QUOTE=Sopwith;1146200]What bars would you all recommend in the Ermita area but where the girls wear small bikinis on stage so one can check out their figures first? The L. A. Cafe place has the drawback of maybe not knowing what you're getting in advance when they wear street clothes.[/QUOTE]If you want scantily-clad dancers, go to Burgos or to the EDSA Entertainment Complex. I'm aware of a few KTV bars in the Ermita area that have Guest Relations Officers (GROs) , some of whom may be available for takeout. But you will pay a pretty penny for them. And in general they are not in bikinis in the bar. I know of no clubs in the Ermita area that have dancers in bikinis, but maybe my saying so will prompt somebody to provide specifics about one or two exceptions. Happiness is always relative, but I have never been really unhappy about unwrapping anything I took out of the old LA Cafe. Use your eyes and your mind and accept that few of these women are going to have outsized breasts. Some of us actually like them that way. If you want an idea what these women look like undressed, look at the cross-section of women whose naked bodies get posted in the photo forum.
And it's environmentally friendly
[QUOTE=Nolz7;1146816]You can buy one at Home Depot but not the exact same thing. You need to improvise a little bit.[/QUOTE]It saves money and makes environmentalists happy because it cuts down on toilet paper and, hence, cutting down trees. Saves money for the same reason, too. And if you ever bring home a Pinay to your North American abode, she'll love you forever for your thoughtfulness in having installed it.