London February 2020 - My two cents. Quite disappointment
Here is my two cents regarding London.
TL; DR; Not good at all. Quite expensive. Hard to set the appointment*with the girls. Lot's of scamming. Lot's of ghosting. Girls are not what you thought of. Basically other places will be better and cheaper. But might be that I didn't find the right place.
Maybe I just did not find the right place and I am unaware of good places in London. Yet so many disappointments*indicate something.
I am quite a frequent flyer. I have been all around the world, from Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, via US and many places in Europe (Germany, Spain, France, Netherlands, Austria, Poland and many many more) most of my reports were published in Hebrew but since the website was closed by the fascist*patronizing feminists*I moved to report here. So you can read other reports from recently here, but the older ones are in the Hebrew site.
When I first get to a city or country I always try to catch as much as I can from different types, even if I know I might be let down, I wish to try all types in order to understand how it works and then to find the best option and continue with it. A bit about me, I have money (not a millionaire but can spend higher than average I think in order to try). I speak a few languages quite all right, English, Spanish, Hebrew, Portuguese and Arabic. I enjoy every kind of Adults Services, from speed fuck, to all night, from regular girls to BDSM (which I like very much).
So, London. I am quite disappointed. It is my third or fourth time in London and I rarely get here. Like once every two years or so, but now it looks like now I will be spending more time in London.
London service workers are very hard to set an appointment, most of them will ask for a deposit, bank transfer, paypal or amazon voucher. Like really high percentages will ask for it, maybe 70%. In other countries it is not so common, like Berlin have no problem to book a girl. The attitude of the girls is very tedious. If you say something wrong they will not reply or deny the appointment. It is hard to understand exactly what services do they give. They reply late. Like really late. Like two weeks after I contacted them. So you would have think that at least if they demand deposit and so precise with their attitude, at least they will be specific. But no, actually the have disappeared, ghosted, was not on time or did not showed up. Very frustrating.
Here is my report. Not in a chronological order, but order by type:
Incall / Outcall escort:
There are many like huge amount of escort, massage websites in London. The majority is a scam and you will pay a lot for not the girls in the photos. Recommended website from this forum which I tried. But still disappointing:
1. *[URL]https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-marylebone-mistress-blaise[/URL]*- I tried to set up a meeting with Blaise. I set up at 9 AM, I confirmed like 3 times the day before. I arrived for the incall address at 8:55 am. Zero - Nada. Zit. No one there. No ones opens the door. I waited until 9:15 am and then left. The owner apologized and I tried to set a different time but she could not. If you ask me, I don't think this lady actually exists. Although there were good recommendations I was disappointed.
2. *[URL]https://www.lilyfields.com/[/URL]*- I got this recommended by a girl that I met in Brazil. I set up a meeting with Hanna. She was the girl in the photo and very sexy. Yet the prices on this websites are very very high. 200 GBP is more than 200 EURO which can be found in Berlin or even 60 EURO which can find the same kind of girls in any FKK in Germany or Austria. So why waste your money? Like 150 GBP for a Romanian girl?? - most of them ain't worth it.
I always enjoys the South American girls (I speak the language) and they are fun to be with, good looking. Yet I came to London to be with a sexy young British girl, preferable with large breasts and blonde hair. Couldn't find a good one no-where!! I prefer Germany and Brazil of course directly.
The London independent network:
This is a network of good looking girls, with some kinky tendencies, mistress and submissive here:*.
[URL]https://kinkylondonescorts.co.uk/[/URL]*- yet very expensive. Again. Was very hard, actually many of the girls says London but actually in Tokyo, Thailand traveling, Dublin etc' - Others takes two week to reply my email when I am already back from London and others just ghost and have very ugly attitude:
Not recommended:*[URL]https://www.redheadescortlondon.com/[/URL]*- set a meeting with her ot Friday night. She ghosted and stopped replying at Friday's morning and never heard from her again. So great.
[URL]http://isabellalynton.********.com/p/blog-page_24.html[/URL]*- met with her. She is a nice person. But I came here to have sex! - She is waaaayyy older than the photos with plump body and eventually did not do all what she promised and the payment of 400 GBP is not worth it. For 200 GBP I would have come back again.
[URL]http://www.spankeefinder.org.uk/spankees/lucy-wilson.htm[/URL]*- Not reccomended. Also ghosted a day before the meeting.
Spankee girls that likes to be spanked:
[URL]http://www.spankeefinder.org.uk/[/URL]*but only spanked with no manual relief even for 200 GBP. Likes what the hell? - I can find in [URL]kaufmich.com[/URL] girls that do much beyond for less money.
Mistresses / subs:
Many many mistresses. Very hard to set a meeting with, bad attitude. Yet some of them are quite good.
I really enjoyed:*[URL]https://stellawithlove.com/[/URL]*not so good looking but very open minded for your fantasies. Also:*[URL]https://www.bustycharlotte.co.uk/[/URL]*very nice, full sex, very open the fantasies and enjoys them. Probably the one I enjoyed most in London, yet still she is a bit plump and mature and quite expensive. Better go Germany.
Bad service:*[URL]https://missdelavere.com/[/URL]*- worst service ever. She just do what ever she wants and act really angry, just took the money and did nothing. [URL]https://www.londonsubmissivegirls.com/[/URL]*- had good meeting there. Reasonable price. Good service. A bit hard to set an appointment, yet quite good.
Adultwork:
[URL]https://www.adultwork.com/[/URL]*- heard some good recommendations on this website. Yet it was so hard to contact many of the girls there and they are busy so did not meet anyone of them. But I think I would give it a better chance next time because it have potential.
Tinder:
Actually works quite good. Had three encounters with regular girls. The working girls in Tinder are hard to access again. So afraid to give their whatsapp.
Instagram / Hinch / Kik: I didn't try and should try again next time.
Tantra / Massage:
Most of them are scam.
I tried this one:[URL]https://www.healyoursexlife.com/[/URL]*- quite boring for 200 GBP. I would enjoy much more with those 200 GBP in Brazil or even Artemis Germany.
If you have something to add, or something I forgot, please, do not hesitate to drop me a line.
Enjoy.
Thank for Another Mermaid Writeup!
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Slightly Dated Fortune Report Out
I couldn't put my hands on my ISG report out on Fortune. So here it is. This is from last April.
As I said, she is spectacularly hot. 20 years old. Romanian. Has a full black and gray sleeve tattoo on her left arm. Quite badass. I rather like it. Her BBBJ is just ok and kissing lame but OMG the rest so makes up for it.
I roll up at midnight as arranged. Her place is in a pretty nice area of shops and such, but the property itself is pretty divey. Wedged between two shops is a shabby door. The intercom doesn't work and the entry hall is messy and dirty. The flat itself is tidy enough but if this was your first London incall you might be put off by first impressions. Press on. She is worth it. And she is going to try to move soon. (She has moved since).
I had requested a little black dress and heels and nothing else. She was able to accommodate 2/3's of that because she had to come downstairs in her furry slippers to greet me since the door release is not working. Actually she's very cute in an LBD and house slippers!
In room, she changes into her stilettos black, gold spikes, and red bottoms true fuck-me heels. Wasn't really necessary to change but nice of her to do. I've brought some wine but she is not much of a drinker. A few polite sips and we return to more important things. In her heels she is tall enough to kiss me but is still looking up at me. Quite the petite minx!
She has a truly gorgeous face. She actually looks a ton like a young Marisa Tomei look up her yearbook picture and there is Fortune. We pull in close for the kiss and cuddle. She is not much of a kisser with me but I guess YMMV because another review mentions tons of passionate DFK. This is a big disappointment since I adore kissing, but she compensates in other departments one of which is her highly reviewed ass and I am about to find out every word is true.
As we light-kiss, I cannot take my eyes off her face. That smile could melt me into goo. As we embrace I start feeling that legendary ass, first thru her dress and then hiking it up to feel that yes indeed she has no panties and yes indeed it is the firmest, roundest, compact bubble butt you can possibly imagine. Really a freak of nature and I've had some super fine butts in Brazil.
After we get that pesky dress off I get to see her playful side. She hops on the bed on all fours, ass in the air and starts grinding it around a bit. Full on pussy view of course "you like that baby?" Fuck yeah I like that baby.
So I hop on the end of the bed and start massaging that ass, kissing the back of her legs, and finally plunging my tongue into her sweet pussy. We play around a bit at this and I have to excuse myself to get my jeans off because my hardon is literally becoming painful being restrained so! Release the hounds!
We move pretty quickly to BJ, as I normally linger in foreplay and kissing, but without kissing it moves quicker to sex. Oh well, her loss. She asks covered or uncovered and we all know the answer to that. I ask what percent of guys choose covered and she says about 1 in 10.
She gives a pretty solid BJ but with too much basic in and out and not enough teasing and licking. I later convince her to do some BLS but it is clearly not her specialty. So it's good (most are) but nothing to write home about.
She asks quite matter of factly do I want to fuck her now? To which I agree. She says, "How do you want to start baby?" And I say Mish, which seems to light her up. "Yes yes yes my favorite" she says as she excitedly gets in position like I am the tastiest treat she's ever seen! (I LOVE the attitude).
So we do some really great mish. She is the third girl this week with great pussy-fit. Maybe that is why I love my Ro-girls so much! And then CG and Doggie. Had I not been with Kendall just two hours prior, I never would have survived her cowgirl onslaught. But as it is, I don't cum, even having returned to some great mish. At some point I extend to 1. 5 hrs and she calls it in.
I had forgotten that earlier she agreed to use my Okamoto 01 condom which is the thinnest in the world (never had a girl refuse you just say they are Japanese and the best, super safe and they cost $5 each all of which is true). So when I suggest we rest, I decide to just leave it on since I don't have another with me and I know if we go with a regular one in round 1. 5 it will be totally lame.
So we stand up and have a few more sips of wine. She goes down on her knees and starts the BJ again. We've left the Okamoto in place but it is so thin it feels awesome. I convince her to BLS, but it's more tip of tongue and light biting of my sack (never had that before, meh) so it's Ok but not like the ecstasy I am used to, but gets me quite hard nonetheless.
Back to the bed, the rest escapes me. We end up in mish and I show her how to put her knees up under my shoulders to support me (don't know why more pros don't know this trick!) and this lets me pound hard and long and deep. Super nice finish I always find the second of the day more satisfying maybe because the build up is so long.
We light kiss and cuddle for a while longer and frankly I could stay forever. Her face is just mesmerizing to me. I could look at it all day and not get bored. YMMV we all have different taste but for me OMG. Eventually I break from the spell and manage to leave.
I do end up returning the next night and it is very playful and comfortable. I book 1. 5 hours from the outset having seen Talita earlier in the day, plus it's the end of a very full week of girls. I know it will be quite the challenge and it is. Fortune is a trooper and manages to stay with me throughout. In the end, I ask her to show me how she fingers herself while I jack off. It is really hard to get there, but then something magical happens.
I am on my knees between her thighs watching her masturbate and she had put her feet on my thighs connecting us. It's very sexy. After quite some time and me thoroughly doubting I can cum again, she opens her eyes and puts a foot under my now oily balls and starts sliding it around as I work the shaft. Wow. This feels GREAT and soon I build to a surprising climax. I quickly move up and shoot several shots just above her pussy on her slim and toned tummy. Yummy! (No extra charge for COB by all Diva girls afaik).
I would recommend her on optics alone she is literally the prettiest girl I've been with when considering the whole package (Honey at THC in Tokyo still wins on face, but face and body no one can top Fortune.) and her happy, bubbly nature will just improve your world. Package that with solid sex and BJ and you've got a winner. Will repeat (and did).