New Delhi

Another FR which I had forgotten to post.

Was drinking with a friend and he said that he wanted some action so sent him home to watch porn and took the sane advice and went to a spa myself. Infact had to go to near P bagh so thought of increasing my wellness quotient there but the program got cancelled so decided that will have to find other doors for Johnny Ghadaar.

Went to this spa I mentioned in the earlier report and the receptionist was all laughter and smiles and I just told him to send anyone. He held my hand as if I was Don Corleone as if to plead, ' please don't destroy the pussy that comes your way, Don'. I don't know why people hold the hand with both their hands in a reassuring way.

Anyhow, went inside, lay in dim light nude and started playing temple run. One girl came in dressed in jeans and said kya chahie? This question killed me and I said, ' Burger'. This killed her and she started giggling. I told her that is this the way to treat a king with a big phallus? She laughed ' khi khi'. That killed me further. I asked her whether she had played temple run. She laughed 'Khi Khi'. I said what the fuck is your problem? She said ' khi khi'. Anyhow, I told her I wanted a massage and she started a hopeless massage. Not too great. In between I told her that she could lie down and I could massage her and she could know how it is to give massage.

Anyhow, since I had not chosen her out of free will, I thought let it be. Asked her for FS. Said I wanted to consume a rubber in my pocket because its expiry date was near. She said ' khi khi'. I grabber her breast and said lets do it. She said she was not into full service but only HJ but she could send someone for full service. She said she didn't do it with strangers to which I quipped thyat forst time everyone, including the husband in an arranged marriage is a stranger.

She smiled and before she could laugh saying ' khi khi', I told her to send someone else as per her suggestion. This was surprising, changing masseuses in the midst of a session but so be it. In came another masseuse and she said directly if I wanted FS. I said yeah, hell yeah. She said. Sir, tain thousand lagenge'. I looked at her upside down and asked her whether her name was Kareena. She said No. I said Priyanka, she said No. I said Veena malik, She said No. I said then who pays you ten k? She said ' Sir bahut hain chahne wale'. (Lots of people who like me). I told her to fuck off, and send the earlier masseuse in.

So the earlier one came in and we chatted on all things including politics, cricket, mobile phones, food while she did her stupid massage. Then I asked her for a HJ which she gave well. I mean, you can't go too wrong in an HJ, you can give it with eyes closed, literally and metaphorically, no?

So She gave an HJ and I thrust 500 bucks in her palm to which she said, ' [url]HAwwwwww[/url]. Itte kum? ' (So less?). I said then give these back. She smiled and gave a peck on the cheek and I dressed up and went out.

Weird experience, will not repeat. But cannot blame her as I didn't choose her and I told the receptionist whoever is free send her in. So bad karma in the end.

GFE: 0/5.

HJ: 3/5.

Looks: 2/5.

Damages: 2 K massage plus 500 bucks HJ.

Body: No idea, just grabbed a breast, that was nice, man. So 3/5 basis one breast.

Cheers, keep buzzin' fellas.

Red Mosquito

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito;1380644]One girl came in dressed in jeans and said kya chahiye? This question killed me and I said, ' Burger'. This killed her and she started giggling. I told her that is this the way to treat a king with a big phallus? She laughed ' khi khi'. That killed me further. I asked her whether she had played temple run. She laughed 'Khi Khi'. I said what the fuck is your problem? She said ' khi khi'.[/QUOTE]

Hilarious, bro!

Still ROFLMAO!

Thanks for sharing!

[QUOTE=Asianaraddict; 1380575]My last day in delhi was "not?" so eventful as I had thought it would be. To my horror my wife also saw the name and my mobile number written there. I turned red as she turned to me. She asked me how my number and name is written there? I paused for a moment and then told her that "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you. Previous evening, I was surfing the internet for some spa deals and I found out the number of this spa and booked the same for us."

ARaddict[/QUOTE]Araddict,

Very well written reports. You really believe in living dangerously. I'm sure the part where the Thai girl was working on your balls when your wife was dozing was satisfying as the lurking danger of her waking and finding out would have added another element of excitement.

I admire your courage and panache in handling the tricky situation. I get the creeps and keep worrying the smell of the aroma massage oil on my clothes would be a give away and try to mask it with strong cologne.

I guess more than anything else being cool and confident is the trick to master.which only comes with practice.

I paid 2K for massage+4k for FS. I made a mistake I guess.

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1380638]Ratings.

DFK: 4/5.

Body:4/5.

WIR: Yes.

GFE: 2. 5/5.

DATY: Yes.

BBBJ: Yes.

Damages: 3. 5K+some hundreds as tip.

Red Mosquito.

Keep Buzzin' come hell or high waters.

Contact was from Buzzerbee, thanks bro. Cheers.[/QUOTE]

Rightly said Anti, this time the invasion of cool penguin would be fierce than his star ratings.

Just wondering, if 'K' has got only 3 stars, then who will be getting 5 stars from Cool Penguin?

[QUOTE=AntiKlpd;1380152]I sense some thunder and lightening in the distance on ISG. I think thanda penguin is planning an invasion[/QUOTE]

The pleasure is all mine Sir,

Next time I do M, I will try to get her down to 2. 5k for FS. Lets see if I am able to save some bucks for you and me!

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1380638]So was in the office the other day and came out and saw a group of high heeled young college girls on the road. Saw the impression of panty on one of the girls wearing a tight skirt and suddenly the pants zip gave way and Johnny came out and started swirling like a snake.

Had to control it and kept it inside. It was 7ish and I had to meet someone for dinner...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cool Penguin;1380108]Thought of the Day: 'A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side, A little bit of Rita is all I need, A little bit of Tina is what I see, A little bit of Sandra in the sun'[/QUOTE]One helluva report o Penguin Dev. That photo in which the girl P is shot three times in one frame is amazing Raghu rai quality artwork. Somewhere in that photo I also see a man in blue colord knickeroo.

I think that man wearing knickeroo / boxer shorts is the Devo ka Dev Cool Penguin Dev. Is my observation true?

I am glad you were wearing that blue boxer while clicking her else your serpent would have been visible and all of us would have died seeing a three feet long king cobra.

Pleasure to read your FRs as always. Wrote a PM. Reply at leisure.

Red Mosquito

My GGN's 1st spa experience in A*e T*I spa was HJ. 2nd in T*e Spa was B2B & HJ, and on 3rd managed FS.

This time went to Ca*ia spa in J*D mall on MG road. Had made a pre-booking but when I reached there, realized it wasn't essential. An elderly lady, maybe about 40s runs the show. The receptionist A*j*I was plump but had sexy looks and boobies. I later wished it was her in the room. She took 2K and guided me to the room. Closed the door and asked me if am there only for massage or more. I asked the options and quoted 8k for FS by Russian or Turkish and 5k for NE gals. Opted for Turk. Negotiated and got only 1k discount. Anyway, I wanted to have first FS experience in Gurgaon, and salary too was credited (LOL).

She got 2 gals. 1 supposedly Russian who looked Mongolian and other Turkish. Turkish seemed better (forgot her name though) and opted for her. A*j*I said that Turk will only give service and later someone will come and massage. Turk came in with a condi, disrobed, and straightaway got on to bed. Gave a bit HJ & CBJ, and said start now. Well, it was pretty mechanical and I was not enjoying it much. Got tired humping and asked her to come on top. She was tired and still no result. Finally I got her in doggy and finished off. No tips as suggested by A*j*I earlier. She washed off and left.

In came A*j*I and said "chalo mai hi massage kar deti hoon." Massage was just rubbing some oil here and there, although she played a lot with Johhny. Asked if I'd like a HJ and asked for 1k. I agreed. Madam tried a lot, and even let me touch and press. But I was already spent and finally she quit saying her hand is paining. No result, no tip. But she was very talkative and felt that if it had been her, then the experience would have been much better. She also asked if Turk gave me good service or not. I asked her is she can come out and when is her off day. She told me about her off day but said her madam will be upset if she comes out. Next time if I plan to go there, I'd surely opt for A*j*I. While coming out the madam asked me if I'd like a tea or a coffee which I declined. Also said that next week 4 new gals are coming in.

In terms of good experience, I'd always prefer T*e Spa. Even the B2B there was much sensuous than FS in Ca*ia. Just hoping I get to score FS in T*e spa someday.

Truly a landmark report Cool Penguin, Maybe you should draw a small penguin next time! Looking forward to more of your flag uphosting ceremonies! Both the girls look beautiful!

[QUOTE=Cool Penguin; 1380108]I.

Meanwhile I had got rid of K's front open La Senza Bra (showed me the tag) and was feeling the hidden treasure underneath her top. Her boobs were simply amazing to touch. Extremely firm with perky nipples. Equally mind blowing were her long legs and her horse-like broad thighs. While sitting cross-legged she reminded me of Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct (watched in class 9th). Such was her body language, dripping with sexiness. Infact every part of her body was very crisp and well toned. Felt like asking her, 'Ari O Nachaniya, Kauno Chakki ka Aatta Khati Ho Tum'.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SafeFun1; 1380693]Araddict,

Very well written reports. You really believe in living dangerously. I'm sure the part where the Thai girl was working on your balls when your wife was dozing was satisfying as the lurking danger of her waking and finding out would have added another element of excitement.

I admire your courage and panache in handling the tricky situation. I get the creeps and keep worrying the smell of the aroma massage oil on my clothes would be a give away and try to mask it with strong cologne.

I guess more than anything else being cool and confident is the trick to master. Which only comes with practice.[/QUOTE]I am glad you liked my reports buddy. Ya I was really excited with the thai girl experince. Dude, as regards to the oil, tell them to use olive oil instead of aroma oil next time or just take a dry massage.

Cheers,

ARaddict

Thanks to the FR from fellow punters it was smooth task to locate it.

Based on the feedback I wasnt expecting much, just wanted to check out the option in my backyard.

Was shown both CIS & Indian options, picked Sweetie as she is voluptous but not fat (my type)

As soon as I selected her she asked for a higher price than what was quoted, this being my first time here wasnt sure so agreed.

Once in room she was form GFE material and I really fell for her round anytime bangable a*

She was very co-operative and ensured that I have a good time. I nvr felt rushed.

Looks. 7/10.

Body. 8/10 (nice ass! Et)

Attitude. 8/10.

WIR. Yes

Couple of long pending FRs, more than a fortnight old, could not post as I was busy all these days.

Thanks to friend koolscorp, tried jenn*er, NE chick through malv*a nagar SP. Amazing figure, and nice attitude and BBBJ.

Figure-9/10.

Attitude- 9/10.

Damage- 1. 5k +.2k.

The other experiance was courtesy friend Antiklpd- the famous 'rimming queen' dee*ka!

Called her and was guided through lanes to her first floor room. Nepali chick on the heavier side with huge boobs and ass. BBBJ and rimming was heavenly. Overall a good experiance.

Thanks koolscorp and antiklpd, please check your PM.

tried new spa zedz at grand mall. therapist lily. she was good with std massage and nice hj after that. good thing was there was nothing to change.

coupon is available on sd.

total damage 500- + 800-

I have been visiting this spa in Dwarka and have been taking service of one particular gal only, as you can see in my previous reports, she's been giving me good service & have even invited me to her place. I finally decided to visit her place last week & reached her at around 12. She lives with her rommie who also works in the same spa, that day she took an off & her roomie was at the spa. She was alone & available for me.

Soon after entering her room I kissed her and we went to her bedroom, which apparently didn't had a bed but only mattress & quilts on the floor. She's very courteous and knew what I came for, we immediately started kissing & undressing each other, she's a cute NE chick with small titties, I particularly like the mango sized titties you can have it full in your mouth, she gave me good BJ & I cummed in her mouth, after that we had a good session & I fucked her in missionary position. I left after only one session, as I had to attend the conference, where my boss was waiting for me. She also told me that she has a boyfriend back home & she did it with him 2-3 times but she enjoyed with me more. This gave me some satisfaction that she won't be senti with me else she wouldn't have told me about her bf & her fucking sessions with him.

I gave her 1K, which she happily agreed & asked me when would I come again.

Looks : 7/10.

GFE : 10/10.

Expense : 1K.

WIR : It's risky to go to her flat as its DDA flats & she's afraid if somebody from her neighborhood might notice me. Will definitely repeat if I can get a safe place

What a fu*ing awesome FR man! Long time since I read something this good.

Pictures are amazing, and K's thighs are. I donno man, can't explain in words. But yes, it would have been great if you had posted some more K s pics, with bra or panty.

Awesome!

[QUOTE=Cool Penguin; 1380108]I had been planning for a rendezvous on this special date for the last few days and was quite excited about it. Aklpd was suppose to join me but he backed out around 23rd as he had some urgent travel plans. So took a friend along who is unaware about this forum. SP had already been building up the excitement by telling me about some 'K' who was coming from Mumbai to delhi for a week. Had heard good things about 'K' from my most trusted 'M' (from my lohri FR) also as they had worked together...[/QUOTE]