Sorry to burst the bubble on A1 Massage but.
Based on all the rave reviews I decided to check out A1 Massage in Itaewon Saturday afternoon around 5:30pm. Boy am I sorry. It was terrible. (I'm going to go into a little detail here but If you like you can scroll down to the * where I describe the special SP- that's the critical information you need to know.)
The problems actually started at the front door. The Thai resaurant upstairs was having some sort of promotion out front and there were a ton of people mulling around the entrance. I don't know about you guys but I don't like mongering in full public view so this was an issue for me. I had to keep walking by the place over and over waiting for the crowd to die down before I was comfortable going in.
At the front desk there was another issue. I paid the 200k in cash and ajumma said I was short 10k. I didn't see how that was possible because the cash had gone straight from the ATM into my wallet so I asked (or rather indicated. She seemed to have no English) her to recount. This she did with such astonishing rapidity that I couldn't possibly keep up. I was still unconvinced that I had in fact shorted her but rather than making an issue out of it I simply forked over another man won. On to the locker room.
The locker room was okay. A sink with running water would have been nice but no biggie. However the uniforms were too tight. I'm a white dude. 6'1" 215lbs with a linebacker-type body and that uniform was simply uncomfortable on my frame.
Anyway, feeling somewhat ridiculous in my under-sized pajamas, I proceeded to follow ajumma through the maze. At length she leads me into. The towel room? While I'm standing there perplexed amungst the stacks of towels ajumma presses some sort of secret button and.wallah- the wall opens up to reveal the redish glow of the special area. Mind you I'm not being critical about the towel room. I actaually found the whole secret-door thing to be somewhat amusing and sort of a nice touch. Sadly, however, it was to be the highlight of my visit.
Now up to this point I had no idea which event was to come first. The special or the massage. To tell you the truth I was sort of hoping for the massage so I could finish with the good stuff. But again, no biggie.
* I want everyone who's bothering to read this report to know that all of the above would have gone without mention if the special had gone well. But the special didn't go well *
I won't bore you with details about the room. In fact I hardly noticed the room as I was eagerly awaiting the clicking sound of the SP's heels as she made her way down the hallway.quite unlike the previous poster I simply adore the cli-clunking of Korean women wearing heels- But sadly I was deprived of this simple pleasure as she padded into my room wearing slippers.
So in walks one of the few women in this country (beneath a certain age) that I actually find unappealing. I won't say that she was ugly because she wasn't. But she certainly wasn't pretty either (and believe me I'm easy to please when it comes to asian women. I pretty much love them all.) Rail thin and utterly charmless, upon reflection I'd say that this word "wasn't" is perhaps the most descriptive word for this girl. She wasn't pretty, wasn't ugly, wasn't sexy, wasn't smiling, wasn't what I was hoping for, wasn't what I paid for (and an extra 10k at that) , and almost certainly wasn't the girl described in the previous postings. I'm thinking she must either be new or else hitherto reserved exclusively for Korean customers (and they can have her back as far as I'm concerned.)
As to identifying markings she had one long tatoo down the right side of her back. I'm not sure what it was but it wasn't a tiger or a dragon and there wasn't a second tatoo on her shoulders.
This girl seemed to have no experience with westerners whatsoever. When she entered the room she was appearantly shocked to see me and made an audible "Oh!" sound. Like ajumma up front, she had virtually no English. She also had the annoying habbit of speaking Korean very loudly and slowly as if this would somehow get me to understand.
What's worse, this girl was a veritable nazi when it came to rules.
During the table shower my body had to be positioned to her exact specifications at all times- feet together, head back, arms flat at my sides. Any deviation resulted in a slew of unpleasant sounding Korean. I was also not permitted to touch her. Not at all, anywhere.Feet together, head back, arms flat at my sides.
Transition to the bed and things go from bad to worse. First off, no blow job. Just hand job and on goes the rubber. With the condom secured as rapidly as possible she went onto her back for some sensible missionary (it went without saying that there wouldn't be any other positions allowed.) Well that's fine with me be / see I like missionary. But then she drops the next bombshell. No kissing. No, no, no. I don't mean on the lips as that was obviously out of the question with this girl. No, I mean no kissing anywhere. My lips were not to touch her body.
At this point I'm pretty fed up so I planned on doing just a quick pump and dump to get it over with. Well, that wasn't going to happen either (at least not the dump part.) As soon as I entered her she screamed as if she were in the utmost extremity of pain. Appearantly my cock-size didn't suit her. This was not entirely unexpected however I've never seen such a violent reaction before. She writhed in pain and tensed every muscle in her body with each stroke.
I'm ashamed to say that I attempted to enjoy this. I was so fed up at this point that I felt a little grudge fucking to be entirely in order. To my dissapointment it wasn't in me. Though I tried, I couldn't locate that deep down sadistic bone in my body that would allow me to continue with this torture. The woman was in pain and, like everything else about her, it turned me off. Mercifully I pulled out and lay down next to her. To her credit she attempted a HJ finish but it was too little, too late.
Sadly I'm 200k poorer and I didn't even bust a nut.
For those of you still reading here's the take away. I think this place is understaffed with only 2 girls and this is the girl that you don't want to get. As always, timing is important. There was another western guy at A1 at the same time as me who no doubt had a much better experience (ran into him in the locker room.) This guy even got a better massage than me. He had the shot-putter while I got the original ajumma from the front desk.
If I were you I would avoid going to A1 Massage at 530 pm on Saturdays. As for me, I'll never go back there.
Peace out
Hill 1st Time (TLDR version)
Newcomer here. Been RTFF since that time posted here and wanted to contribute something. In my case, it's a story of how the hill found me rather than me finding the hill.
I'm posting the TLDR version for now.
Time: few weeks ago, Thursday some time 9-11 pm.
Location: the hill (itaewon, parallel to main drag, take the itaewonland staircase opposite hamilton)
SP: Miya / Maya, mid 30s, no idea how experts would rate here but overall 8/10 from me (lover of Asian women!)
Service: attitude (8) , BBBJ (7 a bit hurried)
Damage: 20K (lady drink to check out the 'assets') + 40K (BBBJ)
Repeat / No Repeat: I liked her so repeat from me but I'll ask to for deepthroat and no hands LOL.
I'll post the detailed story later and hopefully notes from my visit to Gangnam soon. Going to hit up one of the famous anmas, a kiss room or default to hill if all else fails.
Happy Hunting!
Hill 1st Visit (TLDR version)
Newcomer here. Been RTFF since that time posted here and wanted to contribute something. In my case, it's a story of how the hill found me rather than me finding the hill.
I'm posting the TLDR version for now.
Time: few weeks ago, Thursday some time 9-11 pm.
Location: the hill (itaewon, parallel to main drag, take the itaewonland staircase opposite hamilton)
SP: Miya / Maya, mid 30s, no idea how experts would rate here but overall 8/10 from me (lover of Asian women!)
Service: attitude (8) , BBBJ (7 hurried)
Damage: 20K (lady drink to check out the 'assets') + 40K (BBBJ)
Repeat / No Repeat: I liked her so repeat from me but I'll ask to for deepthroat and no hands LOL.
I'll post the detailed story later and hopefully notes from my visit to Gangnam soon. Going to hit up one of the famous anmas, a kiss room or default to hill if all else fails.
Happy Hunting!