Orgy with the Monster Mongers of the Forum
So I had this never ending desire to meet a master monger, a monger who has become immortal by his mongering deeds, a monger, at whose mention girls squirm because he has a ten feet long organ, a monger whose money grows on trees and a monger for whom mongering is a way of life. And I met two. Antiklpd and Cool Penguin met Red Mosquito, and it was a great great evening. I was trying to make some plans with thanda penguin and Anti and I bot both of them through PM, they too, decided to meet me.
We decided to meet on Monday evening. I was skeptical of meeting as my bugger Boss was there in the office but Gods willed otherwise and I had a PM exchange with Cool Penguin, suddenly after that my Boss came to me and said I am leaving for the day, Bye. I thanked my stars, left work to search for Thanda Penguin and AKLPD. Since I had not seen them, I was giving mysterious smiles to anyone coming my way and people may have thought that I am gay / Pimp. Anyhow, finally saw two gentlemen who had something rolled around their legs inside their jeans and the tip of that thing was lying on their shoes. I saw the tip carefully and it was the tip of Johnny. And then I realized that these are Cool Penguin and AntiKLPD, with ten feet long organs, which they wrap around their legs to keep it safe. We greeted each other, traditional Arabic hug way and thought that beer is the best ice breaker. Went to a nearby pub which was noisy as hell and I spoke something to which both CP and Anti nodded and they said something at which I nodded. Realising that none of us was getting the other party, we escaped and settled in another pub. Had beer and chatted. Anti and CP played a game with me where I had to guess who was which. Now both of them are good looking blokes and glib in talking, and very nice gentlemen too. Only thing is that their organs are supposedly a blessing from the higher ups, through which they ravage bestest of pussies in the Capital, but there was no way to tell one from the other. After some conversation Anti gave something away and I caught him like a detective. So the joke got over. Cool Penguin has created an album in his phone which has 1 million snaps of girls that he has had or planning to have. I was astounded seeing such a mammoth collection of girls with someone but kept the compliment to myself. AKLPD is also a high fi being, he plays the sport of diplomats and is quite unassuming about it, quite a humble guy he is, nonchalant about even the ten feet Johnny. Nice it was.
So we chatted and exchanged notes and Anti called some SP and we decided to go there quick. Finished beer, left for the SP, which was in South Delhi. Turns out that the SP was the person we had to screw, in other words, Anti had fixed up with a freelancer of sorts. She called one of her friends also and the room had two rooms while we were free. Thanda Pakshi and Anti were gracious enough to offer me the meal first like brothers. I asked the SP girl that if Anti and Cool Penguin were to do her and her friend, where should I go in a two room flat and she casually replied that I could sit in the loo. The thought of sitting on the toilet seat hearing moans of girls being ravaged by ten feet long phalluses didn't amuse me so I took the first turn with the SP, while Anti and CP waited with the other girl in the room. SP was rimming master, she rimmed to her hearts desire and then I did her in Mish, Doggie and Cowgirl. Good stuff, this freelancer. I got free, went to the other room where Anti and CP had befriended the second girl with their charms and it seemed like she will offer herself to CP and Anti free of cost. Anyhow, I went down after saying bye to SP and her delicious friend and waited in the car for both gentlemen to arrive. They came back after thirty odd minutes, the casuak gait of CP suggesting that he had had his feast. Anti was also smiling, walking behind and his Johnny looked at me and winked, which I found very friendly and funny.
We crashed to nearby place to eat dinner and CP and I had a PhD level discussion on why kissing after getting rimmed is not a great idea. We had same thoughts, I found that good. At some ten pm, we hugged each other, bid each other goodbye and I came back happy on having met members of the same ilk.
About the Freelancer:
Body: 3/5.
Attitude: 5/5.
Rimming: 5/5.
GFE: 2/5.
WIR: Yes.
Damages: 2. 5k.
Absolute Happy Monday, this one was. Anti and CP are great guys, and we are thinking of making Dil Chahta Hai Part 2. CP and Anti are loaded guys, CP probably more so, so he can produce the movie I am sure. And we can choose one of the 1 million girls he and Anti have done till date as a heroin. And do her. Which will make it a porn movie. Which we will sell to all of you. And make money. And more such movies.
Keep Buzzzin'
Red Mosquito
Cheapest mongering experience
visited one of the newly opened spa in gurgaon. didn't prefixed appointment, directly went there. saw a damn sexy hot ne girl, inquired is she a therapist or receptionist. the girl told she is a receptionist and doesn't do massage therapy. so asked her to allot me the best girl. they have 6 ne girls and 2 indian, but unfortunately both indian girls were on leave. was guided in to a cabin, small cabins all with stinking paint smell, got nude and lied on the bed, a ne therapist looking 5/10 came in and requested me to wear the disposable undies. i told her that i am allergic to disposables and she can start the massage. after 5 mins, i asked her to concentrate on the butt area, she sat on the massage table and concentrated doing bum massage with occasional touching of the balls and jhonny. i started like enjoying massage and moving rhythmically with mild touchings on her butt. there was no resistance, so grabbed courage and proceeded forward, followed by 40 mins of kissing, cuddling, touching all her privates and boob pressing. she too enjoyed it a lot but didn't allowed me to undress her, after all these i asked what's on offer, she told only hj for 1k i asked for bj, but she rejected. i told her that i am not interested in hj and proceeded to shower, she accompanied me applied soap and rubbed of the oil from my body.
during my chit chat she told me that the north indian therapists there are like phataka type and asked me to try them once to get overall satisfaction. tipped her 0. 2k, and parted with a good bye kiss.
damages: this was my cheapest mongering experience, for spa less than a grand.
wir: will visit again to avail any northie.
TV reality show participant
Guys,
I contacted a SP through CL / other listing sites and he is saying that he has a recent music reality show contestant (Gujju Girl. B*mi T*edi) available and is asking 10k for short time. The place will be a 5* hotel in CP and room charges are included in damages.
Anyone having any experience dealing in similar type? Are these SPs genuine or fake?