Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1178630]It seems to have been a long while since anyone posted anything on LT from non-termas girls. Maybe I am missing the posts, but it seems that when Help closed the LT scene just died off. What is the consensus here on the topic of LT in Rio?[/QUOTE]I was talking to BubbaBoy about this the other night. I really have zero interest to bring a girl I just met from some dive like Balcony back to my apartment. The problem is my apartment is full of my stuff, I live in this building as a tenant, and there's way too much that she could damage or steal. I hate feeling that I have to try to hide anything of value and be ready to control her if she goes batshit crazy.

Consequently, the girls I bring back tend to be Terma girls who I have had at least 1-2 positive experiences with in a terma for at least a few hours. They are more likely to be behave, and they have more at stake (you know where they work, and they generally don't want trouble at their jobs). I also find it way better to try-before-you-buy by seeing them at Termas.

The last time I did bring a Balcony chick back she did in fact perform poorly. Demanding money as we started to get busy in my bedroom. I basically paid her half and kicked her out (she'd BBBJ'd me by that point).

I can understand if you are here for a short time and staying in a rented apt or hotel where you don't care as much about the neighbors or the stuff in the apartment / room. But it's different for me and that's why I don't write much about TLNs.

I agree with Bubba it is harder to get the Centro girls to come over, especially on weekends.

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco;1178725]I wish I could find a 1st class ticket for $1, 000 LOL hell back a few years ago I was paying $4, 200. 00 for a 1st class tickets NOW it's $5, 000 to $9, 000 for a ticket[/QUOTE]Presently most of the people I see in first are Brazilians, airline employees, corporate travelers and guys traveling on buddy passes. KC is right. Tickets used to be around $4000 and now they have been averaging around $7000. I rarely see the guys I used to on a regular basis up there. A couple flights ago I had a guy in front of me who said he was listed as the domestic partner for a pilot so he could travel first. KC -- How are you looking these days? :)

Balcony girls are the lowest form of trash. They will will rob you blind. Let me tell a old story to remind guys not to marry a escort or bring a girl over their apartment that they haven't been with before: there is a scorpion that wants to get across the river but he can't swim. He sees a frog and ask the frog if he can carry him across the river. The frog says "no way! If I do that you will sting me" the scorpion says " no I won't because then we will both die" the frog thinks about it and says okay. Halfway through the crossing the frog getsa horrible paralyzing feeling. The frog says "you motherfucker. You stung me. Why did you do that. We will both die now" The scorpion says "I can't help it. Its in my nature" and the frog and scorpion drown. That is a oldie but goodie story for anyone in this game. Always remember it.

The Cartman is rambling a bit tonight. Consider yourself warned, gentle reader.

Stopped by 65 in Centro today early, got there around 5. 20. Getting pretty busy in the boate, peak time is like 6pm-8pm. Attractive friendly girls but a step down from some of the stunners they've had in the past. Saw my current fav there after she managed to unentangle herself from another client after like 50 minutes. While I was waiting for her, one girl said I obviously wasn't a Brasilian. I asked why. She said a Brasilian would never wait. I told this to my fav gal and she's all "She just wanted to fuck you." I'm like, well *clever shrug*.

Reasonably decent time in the sack. First time I blew all over her firm carioca buttocks in the'quatro (doggie). Something like R$425 all-in for the hour because she had an agua the'coco, I had a water, and then she stuck me with the R$40 fried shrimp they make there. As BubbaBoy pointed out, when you have a "regular" you have to suck up things like drinks or food. Arg. At least 65 has some pretty decent newer suites.

About 9pm at this point after some time in the sauna and showering up. Decided I would hit 4x4 to see how things were after the raids. Boate was decently full of dudes but not many guys going up. What I really don't like about 4x4 is that basically it has the Brasilian douchebag factor. Lots of guys swaggering around with their robes down to their waists, lots of loud guys cheering and drinking. It's hard to stand and the seats, if you can find one, suck and have these little tables wedged in front of them. I know some people probably dig it and feel it's a "party atmosphere." I think it's a dive. The rooms are about the same as 502 maybe 10% nicer. But at least 4x4 has passable showers in a separate room.

Honestly the Cartman digs the boate vibe at 65 and MC. Girls are willing to relax with you, sit, have drinks, hang out. 4x4 is more of a "Oi. Voce quer enamorar" type place. And lately the talent is weak. Same big bunda and flappy stomach chicks. Sure there are 1-2 hotties. Talked to a stone cold sexy 24 year-old mulatta bodybuilder / fitness model type tonight, for example. Told her she had a "negocio fechado" and if she came back in 10 minutes we'd go up. But I needed 10 mins to relax after work. She never came back. Ended up choosing poorly to do *something*.23 (she said) blond girl with big ole' fake titties named suzy. She has a butterfly tattooed on each buttock with a name under it. Her two sons. Lovely. Was a completely average session salvaged only by me dumping my swimmers in her boca: "Abre e olha aqui." Good girl. R$250 down the tubes (actually R$255 with my agua). $200 for the room / girl and R$50 entrada.

Anyway, I think I'm done with 4x4 for a while. Seemed like business as usual. The older owner and his son were there again hanging out at reception. When I asked bodybuilder why they were closed she said "for construction" (obra). I'm all, that's not what I read in O Globo LOL.

The Cartman is more of a comfy terma guy. For me lately that's 65 and MC. Then honestly its probably a toss up between Luomo and 502. At least 502 has the smoking room where you can chillax with your chick for a while. I am not some sort of high-end T snob. You couldn't drag me again to Centaurus. I just like where I can feel at home, hang with the chicks, and see a reasonable selection of hotties who are in a positive-vibe atmosphere.

Of course the bonus for 65 or 502 is that there's always a street-churro vendor (at Centro prices, half of Copa) nearby when I rock up at 6-7pm. Makes it worthwhile!

PS lazy mofo that I am, took a cab back to Copa from right outside 4x4 - Rio Branco and Buenos Aires. R$20 to get to the corner of Barata Ribeiro and Prado Junior. The cab driver's like, "Ah, voce quer as putas!" (PJ being a notorious street). I'm like, NAO! Eu quero um sanduiche de filet mignon com abacaxi e quejo! Told him that's the intersection where Cervantes is. So R$20 cab ride, followed by R$20 sandwich. And orange juice and fries. And then a 300ml suco de manga on my walk back to my apartment. I am a chubby mofo tonight ;) Now I'm sitting here trying to digest before my galpal comes over from Luomo after work and I have to explain why I have no interest at all in doing anything besides sleeping!!

-Cartman

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1179263]The Cartman is more of a comfy terma guy. For me lately that's 65 and MC. Then honestly its probably a toss up between Luomo and 502. At least 502 has the smoking room where you can chillax with your chick for a while. I am not some sort of high-end T snob. You couldn't drag me again to Centaurus. I just like where I can feel at home, hang with the chicks, and see a reasonable selection of hotties who are in a positive-vibe atmosphere.

Of course the bonus for 65 or 502 is that there's always a street-churro vendor (at Centro prices, half of Copa) nearby when I rock up at 6-7pm. Makes it worthwhile!

PS lazy mofo that I am, took a cab back to Copa from right outside 4x4. Rio Branco and Buenos Aires. R$20 to get to the corner of Barata Ribeiro and Prado Junior. The cab driver's like,"Ah, voce quer as putas!" (PJ being a notorious street). I'm like, NAO! Eu quero um sanduiche de filet mignon com abacaxi e quejo! Told him that's the intersection where Cervantes is. So R$20 cab ride, followed by R$20 sandwich. And orange juice and fries. And then a 300ml suco de manga on my walk back to my apartment. I am a chubby mofo tonight. Now I'm sitting here trying to digest before my galpal comes over from Luomo after work and I have to explain why I have no interest at all in doing anything besides sleeping!

-Cartman[/QUOTE]Hey Cartman: Nice report, but 625R for a Friday Night of fun is out of my budget! I will be in town in late August, hopefully we'll get to hang out. How is Cancun or Antigo these days, have heard very little about these two termas recently.

[QUOTE=Bubba Boy; 1178686]I would say there is a 80% chance of getting a zone t sul girl over at your place even if she doesn't know you well. I would think a centro girl would be like 50% and that is after you have seen her a couple of times. The more times you see her the higher the success rate would be.

I personally like my regulars. I can easily see a girl 6 times, even had a few have seen a lot more. Once you get to this point your success rate becomes close to guaranteed. In fact they usually ask to come over. That is my tactic, I never ask them to come over. I wait for them to offer. They actually think it is strange you don't ask them to come over if you have seen them more than say 6 times.[/QUOTE]Bubba: What should be the etiquette for such an off-time visit? 150R-200R for a couple of hours. Basically just eliminating the terma entrance fee and room charge?

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1178876]Consequently, the girls I bring back tend to be Terma girls who I have had at least 1-2 positive experiences with in a terma for at least a few hours. They are more likely to be behave, and they have more at stake (you know where they work, and they generally don't want trouble at their jobs). I also find it way better to try-before-you-buy by seeing them at Termas.[/QUOTE]I understand your point 100. It is completely different when you actualy live somewhere versus being a tourist. I could give a shit if the neighbors hear my GDP making alot of noise while we are fucking. But if I lived there and had to see them everyday, it would be a different story.

My main problem that I have with terma girls is the pricing. They want me to pay the same amount for an afternoon / weekend encounter as I would for an hour in the terma! The most common response when I run into them on the beach / street is "Well you would pay 300R if you wanted to fuck in me in the terma, so thats what you have to pay me now!" No matter how much I try to reason with them and explain that "You don't get all 300R of the money! Half goes to the house and the room fee! You only get 150R out of the bill, so that is what I am going to pay you for one hour. 150R!" On my last trip I had to cancel at least 4 different dates I had setup with terma girls because they wanted too much money and wouldn't bargain.

[QUOTE=Almotu;1179394]Hey Cartman: Nice report, but 625R for a Friday Night of fun is out of my budget! I will be in town in late August, hopefully we'll get to hang out. How is Cancun or Antigo these days, have heard very little about these two termas recently.[/QUOTE]Antigo's been closed for like 2 years or so. It's now a real nightclub called La Passion or something similar.

Cancun is really hit and miss. Have not had a good time there since back in Jan.

To stay in a lower budget, consider 502 and the other joints like MV30 and T31 at night. Or Karla's Models. Or do the better thing and hit up the Centro privates during the day, and then just chillax at night.

Eric Cartman:

Great job reporting! But I disagree on the merits of 4*4. I love this place, exactly because it is such a zoo. Yes, a lot of the dudes feel the need to have their bathrobes hang down from their waist. But this is actually working in your favor: the girls know that them dudes aren't their paying customers and concentrate on the guys that don't do that. And if you really want to chill in a more quiet atmosphere, there is always the upstairs lounge (which is too quiet for me, though). Plus, the occasional strip show in the main boite prevents boredom.

Cervantes. YES! Love that place. Never took a seat in their restaurant, though, but always have walked up to the lunch counter and ate my sandwich standing up. Great place.

Keep up the good work!

Euro.

P. S. : Will hit Rio again in a month or so. Good times.

[QUOTE=Euro100;1179652]And if you really want to chill in a more quiet atmosphere, there is always the upstairs lounge (which is too quiet for me, though).[/QUOTE]Thanks for the kind words Euro. On the upstairs lounge, every time I've been there recently it has been full of smokers. It's become the "smoking room" like the quieter room at 502 is the smoking room. I can't abide it. Makes me want to hurl. If you can find it without the smokers, it would have a lot of promise. Totally agree.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1179263]The Cartman is more of a comfy terma guy. For me lately that's 65 and MC. Then honestly its probably a toss up between Luomo and 502. At least 502 has the smoking room where you can chillax with your chick for a while. I am not some sort of high-end T snob.

Of course the bonus for 65 or 502 is that there's always a street-churro vendor (at Centro prices, half of Copa) nearby when I rock up at 6-7pm. Makes it worthwhile![/QUOTE]What is the entrada and pricing at T65 these days?

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1179667]Thanks for the kind words Euro. On the upstairs lounge, every time I've been there recently it has been full of smokers. It's become the "smoking room" like the quieter room at 502 is the smoking room. I can't abide it. Makes me want to hurl. If you can find it without the smokers, it would have a lot of promise. Totally agree.[/QUOTE]I would consider that the best place to hook up. I am leery about putas who don't smoke. In my experience the pool of non-smoking and especially non-drinking putas is full of better educated and health conscious girls, the kind who want to do covered blowjobs. YMMV. I like a girl that is out of control and doesn't care about that stuff. My best sessions have been with girls who smoke and drink too much. In Rio, my best sessions have been at 22 with a pretty young garota last year who chain smoked Lucky Strikes, drank too much, and took the goal shot BB every time I came there. Fun times, and clean too.

[QUOTE=Almotu;1179400]Bubba: What should be the etiquette for such an off-time visit? 150R-200R for a couple of hours. Basically just eliminating the terma entrance fee and room charge?[/QUOTE]I would think this is spot on. I would be telling them this is what you always pay and sticking to it. Don't let them quote a price. Just tell them what the price is! If they come back with R$300 just tell them "come on, this is what green ass tourists pay" If they stick by R$300 I wouldn't go with them because these type of girls tend to give the worst performance.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1179704]What is the entrada and pricing at T65 these days?

I would consider that the best place to hook up. I am leery about putas who don't smoke. In my experience the pool of non-smoking and especially non-drinking putas is full of better educated and health conscious girls, the kind who want to do covered blowjobs. YMMV. I like a girl that is out of control and doesn't care about that stuff. My best sessions have been with girls who smoke and drink too much. In Rio, my best sessions have been at 22 with a pretty young garota last year who chain smoked Lucky Strikes, drank too much, and took the goal shot BB every time I came there. Fun times, and clean too.[/QUOTE]*Termas 65* (aka Meio cinco) Tier 1 terma.

Address:- Rua do Rosario. 65, Centro. (can get there easily from Uruguiana station)

Website:- [url]http://www.termas65.com.br/[/url]

Hours:- 2pm-12am M-F (up to 40 girls, Girls are more or less all there by 5pm.).

Break down of Prices:-

R$ 80, Entrance.

R$ 240, Room hire 40 minutes + girl.

R$ 320 in total plus drinks. (1 hour is R$ 385+ drinks)

I can't agree on the chain smoking semi alcoholic GDP's being best. I don't smoke and only drink like 1 beer a week, go to the gym every other day etc and try to stick to like minded superfit gym girls. They are just as crazy as your girls. I have had some really crazy ass shit from these types of girls!

At the moment Drogasmil have decent prices on Generic Viagra. The prices at Drogasmil should be the same all over Rio. Just picked up 4 x 50mg box for R$20. 50. I purchased this in Copa. Normally I would get it from Centro because all of the Zona Sul Farmas would just ask crazy prices like R$30 or I once quoted R$48. I was pretty happy with myself, normally I don't buy anything in Zona Sul anymore because it is just out of control!

I tried to access the website for Termas [url]65--http://www.termas65.com.br/--and[/url] I got Groupon's website in Portuguese! I tried this 3 times and got the same result each time, even when I typed in the web address instead of clicking on the link. Anybody else have this problem? Any ideas as to why this is happening?