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Man, they have a discount voucher on snap deal, Which could have reduced your damages to 0. 5K 0. 99K. U over paid that.

The extra 3K you paid could have been used to get yourself a PM facility for 2 good years. Its better to be late than never, get your PM activated.

[QUOTE=CuriouSexplorer; 1383718]Gentlemen.

Was wandering for some shopping in Gr@nd Mall,

BLOODY USELESS experience.

3. 4 K for the hammam.

There is one NE girl with extremely fat ass in 3rd floor spa in MG road, though FS is not a possibility you can enjoy some extras atleast.

[QUOTE=Gurgaon Monger; 1383264]Guys,

I'm looking for a FS mp or spa in Gurgaon having girls with fat asses.

Any useful inputs would be much appreciated.

This is my first post here. Thanks and regards.

GM[/QUOTE]

visited this spa in noida in the g* ma? near food court. had gone on sunday, the gal was really good. she hinted for extras but didn't get the hint. realized it too late being my first time. extensively went through the threads on the forum. must say very enlightening. tried my luck yestrda, but that therapist was not available. got anather one. this time i was the one throwing all the hints. but to no avail. got the massage done and came back. not giving up, will try with the sunday gal again and hope to get some luck. in the meanwhile request help from senior members for guidance about high end mp in noida, del, ggn.

Hey everyone, I might be in Delhi for the concert on February 16th & 17th (Anthrax, Mastodon, The Doors, Limp Bizkit etc). If anyone wants to join me & my friend send me a PM, we can get drinks and hopefully you show us around (massage parlour etc). Can return the favor for Mumbai. Cheers

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1383337]We decided to meet on Monday evening. Since I had not seen them, I was giving mysterious smiles to anyone coming my way and people may have thought that I am gay / Pimp. Anyhow, finally saw two gentlemen who had something rolled around their legs inside their jeans and the tip of that thing was lying on their shoes. I saw the tip carefully and it was the tip of Johnny. And then I realized that these are Cool Penguin and AntiKLPD, with ten feet long organs, which they wrap around their legs to keep it safe. We greeted each other, traditional Arabic hug way and thought that beer is the best ice breaker. Went to a nearby pub which was noisy as hell and I spoke something to which both CP and Anti nodded and they said something at which I nodded. Realising that none of us was getting the other party, we escaped and settled in another pub. Had beer and chatted. Anti and CP played a game with me where I had to guess who was which. Now both of them are good looking blokes and glib in talking, and very nice gentlemen too. Only thing is that their organs are supposedly a blessing from the higher ups, through which they ravage bestest of pussies in the Capital, but there was no way to tell one from the other. After some conversation Anti gave something away and I caught him like a detective. So the joke got over. Cool Penguin has created an album in his phone which has 1 million snaps of girls that he has had or planning to have. I was astounded seeing such a mammoth collection of girls with someone but kept the compliment to myself. AKLPD is also a high fi being, he plays the sport of diplomats and is quite unassuming about it, quite a humble guy he is, nonchalant about even the ten feet Johnny. Nice it was.

So we chatted and exchanged notes and Anti called some SP and we decided to go there quick. Finished beer, left for the SP, which was in South Delhi. Turns out that the SP was the person we had to screw, in other words, Anti had fixed up with a freelancer of sorts. She called one of her friends also and the room had two rooms while we were free. Thanda Pakshi and Anti were gracious enough to offer me the meal first like brothers. I asked the SP girl that if Anti and Cool Penguin were to do her and her friend, where should I go in a two room flat and she casually replied that I could sit in the loo. The thought of sitting on the toilet seat hearing moans of girls being ravaged by ten feet long phalluses didn't amuse me so I took the first turn with the SP, while Anti and CP waited with the other girl in the room. SP was rimming master, she rimmed to her hearts desire and then I did her in Mish, Doggie and Cowgirl. Good stuff, this freelancer. I got free, went to the other room where Anti and CP had befriended the second girl with their charms and it seemed like she will offer herself to CP and Anti free of cost. Anyhow, I went down after saying bye to SP and her delicious friend and waited in the car for both gentlemen to arrive. They came back after thirty odd minutes, the casuak gait of CP suggesting that he had had his feast. Anti was also smiling, walking behind and his Johnny looked at me and winked, which I found very friendly and funny.

We crashed to nearby place to eat dinner and CP and I had a PhD level discussion on why kissing after getting rimmed is not a great idea. We had same thoughts, I found that good. At some ten pm, we hugged each other, bid each other goodbye and I came back happy on having met members of the same ilk.

Absolute Happy Monday, this one was. Anti and CP are great guys, and we are thinking of making Dil Chahta Hai Part 2. CP and Anti are loaded guys, CP probably more so, so he can produce the movie I am sure. And we can choose one of the 1 million girls he and Anti have done till date as a heroin. And do her. Which will make it a porn movie. Which we will sell to all of you. And make money. And more such movies.

Keep Buzzzin'

Red Mosquito[/QUOTE]Hey Laal Muskeeto,

As expected from you its a brilliant FR. Its just that some of the facts are not 100 percent correct which I am going to clarify to other mongers. My organ is definitely much smaller than 10 feet but the more glaring error is that Antiklpd's is much longer than 10 feet. Get your facts right RM before you comment on Aklpd's size. Secondly, the reason for shifting to the other pub was not just the noise but also the fact that this 1st pub had weird smell there. Something like 'Hit' spray which was making our dear friend RM very uncomfortable.

While we were waiting for RM around PVR Saket, I asked Aklpd to keep an eye on someone having big tattoos and carrying a hip flask. But we are shocked to see a gentleman dressed in a black suit smiling at us. Actually, RM had come directly from office where he is not allowed to be too flashy (the way he is on the forum).

So, after usual exchange of greetings and pub hopping, we shifted to this 'Beach' pub and had great time over drinks. RM was quite excited (so were we) and had a lot of questions for us (also because he had to guess who was actually who). As a senior member he had some keen observations about the forum and some other members. Our discussion at the pub covered a wide range of topics like 'girls in India' to 'girls in Bangkok' to 'girls in Fkk clubs' to 'girls in general'.

Aklpd had already lined up 2 NE wild cats for us around 'S theatre' area and we headed for our feast. We took turns as mentioned by RM and one of the girls was superb at rimming whose services were availed by both RM and me. Aklpd went for the cute kanya. While RM was with the girl I overheard him asking her 'Hey babes, do you do deep-throat? '. Whether she does that or not, I don't know, but I am more than sure that the girl didn't understand even one word of this request.

And Yes RM, making movies is good idea. Some of the fellow mongers have already shown interest to watch it. I am willing to produce it as I have million girls to choose as heroine. But my only condition is that you will be the hero. I propose it as "sci-fi superhero hardcore porn" movie where the super-hero dressed as a mosquito flies across various continents and stings naked girls on their pussies and tits.

Oh, I think I forgot to mention Aklpd's observation (I agree with it) that our RM looks like the serial kisser of bollywood. Perfect hero for our movie.

Cheers!

Note: Dear RM please find attached below a small gift from CP and Aklpd! Both of us had a great time with you. For next time I promise whenever 3 of us meet its going to be a great dhamaka. FR with atleast 10 pics.

[QUOTE=Cool Penguin;1383957]So, after usual exchange of greetings and pub hopping, we shifted to this 'Beach' pub and had great time over drinks.[/QUOTE]Oh man, do I know that shitty bar. I often stop by for a quick drink before heading home. I like the idea that you three might have been in there at the same time I was grabbing my last 'long day' beer.

Hi,

I recently landed up in a punjabi bagh MP after calling up just dial. The mp was named Rlx Spa and is on the 3rd floor. The gal at the reception was hot punjaban but was not on offer. She showed me two gals P & S and I settled for S, both of them offer FS for 3k but I just settled for massage only and took S. I got nice play with her body all over & good HJ for 500 additional.

I think it's a good idea to first make jhony satisfied else you won't be able to enjoy the massage. So get jhony massaged first & then you get it for full enjoyment.

Looks : 5/10.

Service : 7/10.

Damage : 1k at counter +.5 tip.

WIR : maybe

RM, CP and ANTI you guys are in a different league. I don't believe people from this forum have actually started socialising. Imagine the impact the forum is having on our lives and I mean it in a good way. I always thought that it is necessary to keep the forum away from our personal lives but seeing what you guys are upto I am having second thoughts on this one. I think it might not be such a bad idea meeting after all and having some fun with all of you guys. Keep up the good work.

Regards.

BBB29

Fellow Bros,

Greetings and salutations. I'm new to Delhi coming in from Seoul, Korea. I've contributed to some posts to the Seoul forum and advise you to check them out as there are PLENTY of options in Korea.

On to my report about my first experience in Delhi. Unfortunately for me, I had a bad experience and advise you guys to avoid the Bl*e Te*a Spa in GK 2 M-Block Market. Visited yesterday afternoon around 3:45. Walked into a very presentable MP, clean and professional. Was greeted by some geezer behind the counter who showed me the menu and I chose the Balinese course for 60 mins which costs 1500. He directed me to the massage room where I was greeted by the masseuse who was all of 5 feet tall. Definitely a northerner. Looks 5/10, boobs (from what I could tell outside of her shirt) 6/10. Behind her was the doorway to an amazing room complete with shower tube, clean massage table with rose petals on top and a few mirrors.

The mirrors is what made me believe I'd be in for a treat be / see the MPs in Seoul who offer the extras usually have strategically placed mirrors in the room. Anyway, she tells me to undress and slip on the paper underwear and I oblige. She comes back into the room and begins the massage. I'll skip towards the end of the story here: massage was great, I asked for extras and she stopped the massage. At this point I'm thinking to myself,"great, now I've offended her." She looks at me directly in the eyes and tells me she's not,"that kind of lady and this isn't this kind of place."

She finishes the massage and I exit w / o tipping, of course. So, boys. Avoid this place at all costs.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Cool Penguin; 1383957]Hey Laal Muskeeto,

Aklpd had already lined up 2 NE wild cats for us around 'S theatre' area and we headed for our feast. We took turns as mentioned by RM and one of the girls was superb at rimming whose services were availed by both RM and me. Aklpd went for the cute kanya. While RM was with the girl I overheard him asking her 'Hey babes, do you do deep-throat? '. Whether she does that or not, I don't know, but I am more than sure that the girl didn't understand even one word of this request.

And Yes RM, making m with atleast 10 pics.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the late reply, just got up from the ground after laughing nonstop reading yours and RM frs.

I would have loved to see the look on RM's face while he was sitting in the toilet listening to our humps and grunts (hypothetical situation)

Also I can only imagine the look on the girls face when RM made that rather sophisticated request of a deepthroat.

Guys you rock and you write so well that I don't want to add anything to what you guys wrote as it would really not do justice to the high standards of dickenisms that you have set up.

Keep regaling us with your one liners and pagers.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Cool Penguin; 1383957]Hey Laal Muskeeto,

Oh, I think I forgot to mention Aklpd's observation (I agree with it) that our RM looks like the serial kisser of bollywood. Perfect hero for our movie.[/QUOTE]CP & A-KLPd,

I second that observation to a certain extent.

[QUOTE=BlackberryBoy29;1384296]RM, CP and ANTI you guys are in a different league. I don't believe people from this forum have actually started socialising. Imagine the impact the forum is having on our lives and I mean it in a good way.[/QUOTE]You must try to meet your felllow members, as you never know with whom you click. And also you are absolutely safe. People who live in glass houses cannot afford to throw stones. I have been meeting people from all over from so many years. Its nice to put a face to a name. No untoward incident as such so far.

[QUOTE=Pankaj111; 1384235]I am new to forum. I want to get a girl for sex in Delhi. I don't know where to get started for it.

The girl must NOT be from North East, but preferred is North Indian girl. Also must have good looks.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Vinayak; 1384200]Request to senior members.

Guys,

Guys I just landed in delhi. I'm looking for some good contacts.

I'm from Chennai.[/QUOTE]Hey Pankaj111 and Vinayak,

Welcome to the forum! You have come to the right place. I would suggest you try Hotel RTFF in pahar ganj. Normally I don't offer contacts on the open forum but I am in a good mood today. Do try and post a FR once you have visited the place.

Regards.

BBB29

Was running around for work when all fell together and got free.

Now the best Thing to do was to hit some bar have Ballantine's or Teacher's. But then a naughty idea came up and started fishing around locanto. In and CL. Saw a couple of numbers, called up and made acquaintances of independent SW. Now the strange part was that all of them wanted be picked up from Dwarka 21 metro stn. Was a little taken aback at the co-incidence. Neways spoke again to them and decided to save that for another day.

Now started calling up SP's. One guy R*t and got a mail of two SW's. Was very disappointed and told him off. The second mail is of a girll who looks good in the pics. Ask him the price and it comes at 15K, now for an avg looker not worth that much. So tell him my budget and ask for CIS.

He calls back and puts me in touch with a SP. The guy tells me come to Mahipalpur.

Well I take the plunge and reach the red light at the crossing under the bridge. Two guys come and they sit in my car. They guide me in the lanes and we enter a small hotel.

I give my car keys and DL to the reception very reluctantly. BUt re-assurances come a galore.

I get showed a tall darkish female Indian good assets but today mood was on Russkie. Ask him for more choice, see one girl but she is too bad, I junk everythng to move out. The SP says see the Russian.

A Russian girl in red enters the room, she is very thin, against better judgement, I go ahead and get her. Monies paid the SP moves out.

Now the best part is this girl is total GFE, smooches and biting all over. She was like aggressive in kissing. Was enjoying till she says 'no fuck' after 30 min. I say fuck later, she starts with BJ with protection. After 45 mins of luv making, she is now aroused and asking for fuck.

My Johnny being too tired refuses to get up, she is now all over to get it up. It stands and she starts with every other position in the book. After sometime, I do come in the missionary position.

She stays back curling up to me. After spending 1 hr and a half, we dress up. I get my car keys, DL safely.

I come back to Gurgaon, happy.

Looks: 6/10.

GRE:8/10.

Sex:7/10.

WIR: heard she is going to new broker tomorrow so will need to track her down later.

Damages: 10K including room

guys.

had a nice b2b and hj in famous spa center in ggn at mall. the therapist was awesome and gave me a solid b2b with her boobs.

damage : 0. 6k + 2k

[QUOTE=BlackberryBoy29; 1384376]Hey Pankaj111 and Vinayak,

Welcome to the forum! You have come to the right place. I would suggest you try Hotel RTFF in pahar ganj. Normally I don't offer contacts on the open forum but I am in a good mood today. Do try and post a FR once you have visited the place.

Regards.

BBB29[/QUOTE]Hi BBB29 please give more idea abouT Hotel RTFF in pahar ganj. Its difficult to find in such short name.