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Philippines Diary: Back in Angeles
Here is the continuation of my diary, written in March and April this year. The previous part was in the Manila section.
DAY 16: Angeles
Thankfully I felt better when I woke up and was excited to be moving on.
Swagman Hotel run three buses per day from Manila to Angeles, at 11.30am, 3.30pm and 8.30pm. By the time I had packed and checked out of my hotel, I had missed the 11.30 bus and didn't fancy waiting until mid-afternoon. Another option is to get one of the regular Philippine Rabbit buses. Their terminal is in Sta Cruz (about p80 on the meter from Amazonia) and the bus ticket cost just 120 pesos, a fifth of the price of Swagman's. The air-con bus was much nicer too and it only took 90 minutes.
On my previous visit I stayed at Hotel Natalia, but this time there were no rooms available. A few doors along is APPARTELLE ROYAL, which doesn't look too promising from the outside as it's just a door sandwiched between two gogo bars and stairs leading upwards. But the rooms are clean and spacious and for p1450 you get air-con, a safe and a well-stocked fridge. Best of all though, you get a large mirror alongside the bed which is always good fun ;).
I was glad to be back in Angeles. My previous stay had been curtailed by my unfortunate injury but I found the place exciting and packed with attractive girls.
So keen was I to get back to the gogos, I decided to start at 6pm and visit some of the smaller bars during 'happy hour'. First I went to HONEYPOT. There were 13 older dancers in semi see-through tops, most of whom had more flesh on the bone and more curves. Nothing wrong with that of course. One of them, much older than the type of girls I usually go for (late 30's I'd guess), had massive natural boobs. As I was watching her (or more accurately, her tits), I realised that in the time I had been in the Philippines, I had developed a tit fetish! Haha. It's probably due to seeing so many busty Asian girls - something you don't see much in Thailand.
Nearby a group of young girls wearing pink tempted me in to PUSSYCAT DOLLS, down a side road. The girls in pink were misleading though because the dancers inside were a lot older and not my type at all. I think the Thai system is better when the girls outside are amongst those who aren't dancing inside, as it gives the buyer a better indication of the talent he can expect to see if he enters. Nevertheless, these bars are always worth visiting, especially in happy hour when beer is cheap.
COYOTE UGLY had seven average-looking girls on a small stage, although I did see a gorgeous girl chatting to a Japanese customer on a table nearby. Have the Japanese invented some kind of high-tech gadget that lets them find the best girls first? It's amazing how often it happens. I chatted with a pretty GRO by the name of Ashley, who at 28 was a little older than the other girls but she had beautiful eyes and a really sexy way about her. We clicked and she gave me a kiss on the lips when I stood up to leave. A definite maybe for later.
I enjoyed my 'happy hour' bar-crawl. I was out from 6pm to 8pm and not only were drinks cheap (p60 for a San Mig), not one girl asked me for a lady-drink. I had dinner at a restaurant near my hotel and by 9 o'clock was ready for another assault on the Fields Avenue gogo bars. Since it was my first night back in Angeles, I decided to stick to my favourite bars, looking for a 10/10 girl to get this leg of the tour off to a flyer.
I started at DOLLSHOUSE which was good fun as usual. San Miguel, pop-corn and a bevy of beauties to watch - welcome to Angeles! 'Miss Perfect' wasn't there but of course there were some nice looking girls. I went to FORBIDDEN CITY next and got a seat right next to the stage. I was impressed with the sexy choreographed dance routines. There were two girls I liked the look of. One of them, a tall girl with long straight hair, put me off by looking bored when she wasn't dancing but the other, a 'pocket rocket' whose big tits were completely out of proportion with her tiny frame, definitely grabbed my attention. She wore far too much make-up which meant she had that 'slutty' look I enjoy from time to time.
Next I went to my favourite bar in Angeles, ATLANTIS. If Angeles is 'the supermarket of sex' as Thommo says, then Atlantis is the confectionary aisle. It's the ultimate 'shop window' because not once in any of my visits, had I been pestered for a lady-drink. You walk in, grab a seat, order a drink and sit back to watch the show. If you see a girl you like, you call them down. Pick'n'mix. No pressure, no rush, perfect. There were about 50 girls dancing and one caught my attention high on the balcony above. She was a Chinese looking beauty with her hair tied back and what looked like large natural tits. Because she was a distance away and in an elevated position, I couldn't quite gauge how pretty she was - she could be anything from a 7/10 to a 10/10, it was difficult to tell. Another definite maybe though.
Another bar which impressed me on my first visit was CLUB ASIA, at the bottom of the road. It's a smaller bar but has a high percentage of cuties. I was pleased to see that the shy girl from my last visit was there, this time displaying a bit more confidence (i.e dancing without her arms folded!). I invited her to join me for a lady-drink (p150) and up-close she was pure perfection. Her name was Antoinette and she had Spanish blood, which meant a pale complexion, an un-Filipino pointed nose and a gorgeously pretty face. She was 19 years old and wow, what a girl! Her cute demeanour reminded me of Ann from Cebu.
Since she was a ‘Cherry Girl’, her bar-fine was 3000 pesos - but of course that meant, in her own words, 'no boom boom'. How frustrating. Never mind ‘Cherry Girl’, this girl could have been the Cherry-on-the-icing-on-the-cake Girl, but unfortunately she was out-of-bounds. It reminded me of those quiz shows in which the host says "here's what you could have won"! I gave her a kiss on the cheek and told her how much I had enjoyed talking to her.
It was getting late, so I took a minute to review the night so far. Four girls had excited me. One of them, 'Cherry Girl' from Club Asia, was out-of-bounds, so I decided to return to Coyote Ugly to bar-fine the sexy GRO Ashley. She wasn't there though - apparently she had gone home because she had a 'headache' (is that gogo-talk for 'bar-fined'?). I returned to Atlantis to see whether I could get a closer look at 'China Doll' and although there were still plenty of girls, she was nowhere to be seen. It was the same story when I went to Forbidden City to look for 'Pocket Rocket'. It was turning in to another frustrating night.
I went back to DOLLSHOUSE, which is usually quite reliable for good lookers in the early hours. Again, it didn't disappoint - they definitely employ some dolls, that's for sure! Soon I was joined by a tiny 20 year old called Rizzy. From a distance she looked just another of those many cute girls you see, but up close she had a gorgeous face with mesmerising eyes and a nice body too. She would definitely be a trophy girl for my first night back in Angeles.
She was a Spotlight Girl which meant the bar-fine was 3000 pesos, but when I checked my wallet I didn't have enough money. I told her that I would go back to my hotel to get more money and return in 10 minutes. I did exactly that but when I walked back in to Dollshouse, she was chatting with another customer, a middle-aged Korean guy. When she saw me, she came over but didn't have the same flirty personality. There were no kisses and cuddles like earlier, instead she stood a few feet away looking hesitant. I interpreted that to mean that she preferred to go back to her new customer, a more lucrative source of pesos in her eyes perhaps. I let her go, her hesitation had cost her a bar-fine.
By now it was past 3am and most of the gogos were closed. No problem, I had been planning to visit SKY TRAX anyway. Nightclubs are an exciting way to meet girls and often you can pick up gogo dancers after their shift has finished. One of my best experiences in Thailand was a gogo dancer picked up at 3am in a nightclub in Chiang Mai. It was free entry to get in and the place had a lively (if smoky) atmosphere. I bought a beer and found a perfect vantage point, overlooking the dance floor and near the ladies toilets.
Although there were some pretty girls, I didn't think it was a great place to pick up freelancers as there were just as many Filipino boys. I'm not sure they'd be too happy to see a foriegner (especially an older foriegner) trying it on with their girls. A few girls flirted with me when they walked past, including a blonde I recognised as a Spotlight Girl from Dollshouse. I remembered what a sexy mover she was but facially she just didn't do it for me at all. I stayed for over an hour but didn't see any likely candidates for pay-for-play and even if I did, with so many Filipino boys around it seemed a difficult environment to score.
Just before I left, who should I catch a glimpse of but Rizzy in the centre of the dance floor. Obviously she hadn't been bar-fined by the Korean man after all. He might have had deeper pockets than me (more money) but at least I was willing to pay the bar-fine. I considered approaching her and attempting to negotiate a bargain basement price (i.e no spotlight bar-fine) but her hesitation towards me earlier had put me off.
By now I was desperate for a girl. I left Skytrax and walked up and down Fields Avenue looking for a last-ditch hook-up. But the time was 5am and it was very quiet. Only Dollshouse and Carousel were open and even the small group of freelancers that hang about at the junction with A Santos Rd had gone home for the night. That was my cue to do the same.
What a disaster - a night in Angeles without taking a girl. Surely that is the equivalent of not being able to score in a brothel?! Because there were so many girls to choose from, I had been too fussy and before I knew it, I had lost track of time and all of the good lookers had disappeared in to the night. My tactics needed adjusting. Maybe I should look to bar-fine earlier, say before 10, instead of striving for perfection all of the time?
'The early bird catches the worm' would be my new motto...
DAY 17: Angeles
I had been frustrated by two girl-free nights in a row - in fact, you could say that Sir Lancelot wasn't lancing a lot. I was determined to make up for it with two girls in a day. The problem is, Angeles isn't a great place for afternoon action. Oh for a good massage parlour. Maybe that's a business venture idea for any budding entrepreneurs who might be reading? Make it a soapy please!
I logged on to DATE IN ASIA and did a search for girls from Angeles. There was one cutie online so I sent her a message, telling her I'd like to meet her. A lot of the girls on DIA are 'good girls', genuinely looking for love, but this girl had a sexy photo with her ample cleavage on show, so I hoped that maybe she was game for an afternoon fling.
Next I walked to SM MALL, about ten minutes by foot from Fields Avenue. Although there were some nice girls, there wasn't a pick-up vibe, so I contented myself with a bite of lunch and a good perv at the girls walking by. Guilty pleasures. Afterwards I logged on to the internet again and discovered that the cutie from DIA had emailed me back with her number. The time was 3pm, so I sent her a text message seeing whether she wanted to meet at 5pm. I wondered whether she'd be as cute in reality as she was in her photo. I kept my phone close but she didn't get back in touch. Not to worry, I planned to be in Angeles for at least four or five days, so would have plenty of chance to meet her later.
I decided to eat at Orchid Inn and on the way walked past COYOTE UGLY. Ashley was standing outside, looking great in her smart yellow outfit. She wasn't like other 'Hello Girls', she had an air of sophistication about her. She tried to persuade me to go in for a drink but I told her I needed to eat, to which she kissed me on the lips and said "see you later". There was a sparkle in her eyes that made me think she would make it a pretty special experience if I went with her.
As I was eating dinner, I considered my options for the night. There was a temptation to head straight back to Coyote Ugly and bar-fine Ashley but it was far too early. Yeah, yeah, I realise that I said my new motto is 'the early bird catches the worm', but this early bird likes to fly around for a bit first! I love visiting gogo bars too much. I decided that I would go to several bars and if I saw a hot girl, I would bar-fine her on the spot. My policy of returning later just wasn't working as invariably they weren't there. But if I didn't find a girl before 10pm, I would bar-fine Ashley. It was a foolproof plan, what could possibly go wrong?
I decided to concentrate my efforts in the 'holy trinity' of gogos in Angeles: Forbidden City, Atlantis and Dollshouse. These were the three that I felt had the best looking girls, although at a price. To bar-fine a good looker in these places costs 3000 pesos, as opposed to between 1300 and 1500 pesos in some of the smaller bars, where equally attractive girls can be found. The advantage though is that each of these bars have an abundance of girls, mostly young and attractive. That means more chance of an early pick-up, exactly what I was after.
Every time I step inside FORBIDDEN CITY, I marvel at what a great venue it is. But we don't go to these places to admire the architecture, do we? Fortunately, there were plenty of girls too. A few caught my eye but none special enough to bar-fine, so I moved on to DOLLSHOUSE. Rizzy from the night before saw me and came to sit by my side, this time with her sexy sister. They didn't look like sisters at all, but if you could take Rizzy's looks and her sisters personality, you'd be close to the perfect girl. "I saw you in Sky Trax last night" I said to her and she looked a bit embarassed, maybe regretting the decision she made. I didn't bear a grudge though (she was just trying to make some honest bucks) so I bought her a drink. I was hypnotised by her eyes, not to mention her small-but-firm tits, so told her for the second time that I would like to bar-fine her. "Not tonight, I'm on my period" she said, "tomorrow okay?". Maybe this explained why she was reluctant to accept my bar-fine the night before and why she didn't go with the Korean guy?
Next I went to ATLANTIS, hoping that 'China Doll' would be there. She wasn't but my disappointment was short-lived as there was a 'Brazilian Thong Show' in which 20 girls did a catwalk routine wearing very little. There were lots of sexy bodies on show. By the time I left I was feeling horny, so I went to COYOTE UGLY to bar-fine Ashley. Would she be there this time? The answer was 'no' - for the second night in a row she was 'feeling ill' and had left early (more likely she had been bar-fined). My foolproof plan had made a fool of me.
I decided to go to BLUE NILE next as I had seen some pretty girls on a previous visit. There was a fun atmosphere with 10 girls on stage and probably double that chatting on the couches and stools. There were lots of pretty girls too, so I made a decision that I would definitely bar-fine one of them. But who would it be? Two fresh-faced lovelies who could pass as twin sisters were sat next to each other nearby and my mind began racing, thinking about the possibility of a cheeky threesome. I invited one of them over. Her name was Sherry, she was 21 and had a Korean look about her. I bought her a drink and enjoyed our chat. She was such a sweet girl though, I decided not to pursue my idea of a threesome with her lookalike friend. The bar-fine was 1500 pesos, although if Sherry worked in a bigger bar (like Dollshouse for example) she would command a spotlight fee of p3000.
It proved to be a memorable experience. She had a strange habit of biting my bottom lip when we were kissing, but she was enjoying herself so I didn't object. When I pulled her top off she apologised for her small boobs, although there was no need as I like small boobs. Small boobs = big nipples and whenever I sucked them she arched her back in exaggerated fashion, like she was having an orgasm. She started acting shy though when I removed my pants and I worried that maybe I had accidentally bar-fined a ‘Cherry Girl’. Fortunately she soon relaxed and when I showed her a condom and asked "okay?", she nodded.
I was very gentle with her and she seemed to love missionary, gently groaning, her eyes closed tightly like she was in another world. We tried doggy for about ten seconds before she told me that she didn't like it (I wondered whether she had ever tried it before) so I lay on my back and admired the view as she slowly eased herself down on to me. She wiggled her hips for a while and then laughed shyly, admitting "I don't know what to do". I helped her like any good teacher would, saying "that's it, nice and slowly, use your hips, good girl". After a while, her shyness apparently a thing of the past, she ordered "you on top" and as I fucked her, with her ankles around my ears, she gasped "I like, I like!".
I fell asleep cuddled up to her and reflected on a really memorable session with a cute, inexperienced girl. It was just what I needed after the frustration of the night before and made me realise that my new tactics (of bar-crawling until a specified cut-off time, then bar-fining) were worth persevering with.
DAY 18: Angeles
Sherry woke me up early in the morning, asking me whether she could leave. I liked the fact that she didn't get changed and then tell me that she was going, she asked first. I didn't have chance for a second pop in the morning (it's rare I do, I'm always sleeping off the exertions of the night before) but I felt she deserved a tip. I saw her out and then went back to bed to catch up on some sleep.
I slept until after midday and felt fully refreshed after a shower. After breakfast I went to an internet cafe and discovered that the cutie from Date In Asia had emailed, telling me that she couldn't meet during the day (daytime job) but would be happy to meet later that night. That didn't appeal to me - I enjoyed the hunt in the gogo bars too much. It was a shame, she looked nice in her photo. Plus the whole Date In Asia route can require a lot of time and effort and I was more interested in instant results.
Early evening, I passed Ashley again outside COYOTE UGLY. Word had got to her that I had been looking for her the previous night, so she was pleased to see me. She planted another kiss on my lips before I went to get myself dinner. 'Would tonight be the night I finally bar-fine her?' I thought.
I hit the gogo bars at 7pm and for the second time, TROPIX really impressed me. If Dollshouse, Atlantis and Forbidden City are 'top-dogs' in Angeles, Tropix is a good candidate for 'best of the rest'. It has a nice layout and lots of topless dancers whose breasts are camouflaged by bodypaint. There were 3 or 4 girls who were definite candidates for an early bar-fine (p1500), especially one beauty whose small tits were disguised by a Spongebob Squarepants design. I wondered whether the girls wash their bodypaint off before you fuck them? If not it would be like being fucked by a cartoon character. Thinking about it, that might be quite kinky if it was Jessica Rabbit or Penelope Pitstop.
Tropix is a 'must-see' in my opinion. No uninvited girls joined me at my table and not once was I pressured to buy a lady-drink. It's definitely a well-managed, customer-orientated place (there's even a sign above the stage explaining: 'ladydrink: regular 150, large 250'). I got chatting with a young waitress who remembered me from two weeks previously and even told me "Chiky is not here tonight". With a memory like that she's wasted working in a bar. Before I left she handed me a flyer for a 'Beauty Pageant Show' that was taking place later that night. I folded it and put it in my pocket. It sounded worth seeing, but my plan was to bar-fine a girl before 10pm.
Next I went to TYPHOON - perhaps I could find a girl in there to have a whirlwind romance with? (Sorry, I'll stop the jokes now). It was a strange venue. The dancing girls were below average but there were about 20 girls sat on the sidelines and four of them were absolutely gorgeous. Two GRO's in sexy outfits sat next to me, including an extremely pretty girl with braided hair and a killer smile. Unfortunately though, she put so much effort in to telling me that her friend liked me (and trying to get me to buy her friend a lady-drink) that I got the impression she wasn't interested in me herself. Some of the girls were easily pretty enough to be Spotlight Girls in a bigger club. The bar-fine was 1500 pesos.
Previously when I went to SHARK I wasn't impressed but this time there were a few lookers. For the price of a drink, it's definitely worth visiting these smaller bars as you just never know, your Miss Perfect might be waiting for you. I decided that the time had come to back-track towards my hotel, to bar-fine 'Coyote Ashley'. Third time lucky, surely she would be there this time? Again, the answer was no, she had left for the night. She was either very popular or had the worst immunity to illness in Philippines.
Incidentally, on this small stretch of bars there are lots of good-looking 'Hello Girls'. They are often younger and prettier than the dancers inside and one girl had especially caught my eye. Outside CAMELOT (the bar next door to my hotel) was a pretty young thing with braces on her teeth, who always smiled cutely whenever I walked past. She wasn't one of those girls who grabbed my arm as I walked past, or said the usual 'hi hansum' remarks, she just looked me in the eye and smiled, quietly confident and very sexy as a result.
So what now? I walked back to the busiest area on Fields Avenue and contemplated my options. Tropix and Typhoon had both impressed me earlier in the night and both had plenty of nice looking girls to choose from. But which bar would it be? As I was deciding, two girls walked past, one of whom had the biggest tits I had seen in my time in the Philippines. She caught me doing a double-take so flashed a cheeky smile in my direction.
I followed her down the road and she glanced back a few times before stopping to adjust her shoes. I got the impression that she wanted me to catch up with her. When I got nearer, my interest levels soared. She was just 4 foot 11 in height and was wearing tiny shorts and a tight top that emphasised her massive tits. Wow. She had blonde highlights in her hair, tattoos and a tongue-stud - she looked just like a porn-star! We chatted for a while and make no mistake, this girl looked and talked like a pro. But it was just what I needed after 'Sweet Sherry' the night before. Certainly my cock had decided for me, it was ready for action. Calm down boy.
I assumed that she was a freelancer but she actually worked at DIRTY DUCK, which meant a bar-fine of 1500 pesos. I couldn't resist, this was the type of girl I could have a lot of fun with. She was covered in green glitter and as we walked back to my hotel, she told me that her name was Mary-Jane and she was 21 years old. Back in the room we both showered (separately, as seems to be the fashion in the Phils) and then on the bed she pulled off her towel. Disappointingly her boobs were fake and, as a result, her nipples completely unresponsive. She kissed half-heartedly and despite a good blowjob, the sex was disappointingly mechanical. She wasn't quite the tiger in the bedroom I expected.
Even worse, just an hour after entering the room, she asked whether she could go home (more likely go back to work, I thought). This girl was popular, no doubt about it, guys like me lured in by those big tits of hers. In many ways she reminded me of a prostitute from Amsterdam's Red Light District - unaffectionate, mechanical and a clock-watcher. Although I was disappointed by her lack of enthusiasm and early departure, 1500 pesos for a blowjob and sex with a 21 year old porn-star lookalike, is still not bad. Put it this way, back in England I'd shag her every week if the price was just twenty quid a pop.
The next part of this diary will appear in the Angeles section in a few days time. Please note, this diary was originally written for [url]www.whorist.com[/url].
