Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=Piper1] Or maybe I'm destined never to monger again?[/QUOTE]
Dubai will be closed for business before that happens Piper LOL!!

[QUOTE=Piper1]Miss Filipina called at 1:15am saying her taxi missed the crucial turn and got lost for 20 minutes. I couldn't give her directions as she had no idea where she was (she's new in town). The cabbie was from Sharjah, so he didn't know where he was either. [/QUOTE]Has happened to me; waited 90 minutes for a 15 minute taxi ride (and to add insult to injury, she wasn't worth the wait). That's the b*tch about not having street addresses; everything is given by offsets from landmarks.

As a backup, best if you have an easily found local landmark on a major street where you can meet the taxi. Even if the taxi driver doesn't know, he can stop and ask another driver for landmark's location. Grocery store, mall, fast food place, whatever. Yes, it means you have to get dressed, go out, but beats waiting at home, or trying to guide a marginal english speaker via phone.
[QUOTE=Discerning]My regular was mentioning that last week the LE did a raid at York! Turned the lights on, asked the guys to leave, then checked all the girls passports. Ones with nil or expired visas were given a free ride to the jail. It seems jut 5 (yes, 5!) had proper papers. [/QUOTE]I had heard 24 girls no longer in residence to entertain... As MK reported, the girls never know if it's "just" no visas, or "wrong place, wrong time", visa state immaterial. A number no longer are eager to go out on the town (e.g., Seaview), but prefer that you stay in.

Thanks alexxq

About the hotel you mentioned.

How much is it to get in to se the show, and is it sleazy like the back street ones you get in Amsterdam, or is it sleeazy, in that its one of those underground ones, which could be raided by LE.

Thanks

Zaz

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Has happened to me; waited 90 minutes for a 15 minute taxi ride (and to add insult to injury, she wasn't worth the wait). That's the b*tch about not having street addresses; everything is given by offsets from landmarks.[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of my first use of Sat Nav to get to a WG's Flat:

With the advent of Satellite Navigations for Cars, "getting lost" has now become a thing of the past. Most WG's, when asked to give directions, usually enquire if you have a Sat Nav. Upon saying yes, they simpy provide you with a UK Post Code (US readers, read ZIP Code here). Simply punch this address into your Sat Nav and then there is then no excuse to say that YOU got lost!!

The only downside: Remember to delete her Post Code from "recent destinations" if anyone else uses your Sat Nav!!!!

[QUOTE=Cool Tiger]
The only downside: Remember to delete her Post Code from "recent destinations" if anyone else uses your Sat Nav!!!![/QUOTE]

God forbid if anyone picks up my UK sat nav and looks under favourites!

FKK World, FKK Samya, Goldentime Velo, Oaze Frankfurt, Zandpad Utrecht, FKK Palace Frankfurt, Atremis Berlin, it goes on :\


On the crackdown. By the time I get to Dubai a week tomorrow I am panicking there will be no totty left in the clubs.

Four days business on my own. Nightmare. WR Abu Dabi is looking on! The only reason to stay in Dubai is going to be this illusionary pint that Bravo 11 promised me :)

[QUOTE=Cool Tiger]- You know you've been in dubai too long when:[/QUOTE]To add a few of my own:
[list][*]While driving down SZR at 120, you're not surprised to see an SUV with Saudi airbags passing you
Saudi airbags = unrestrained kids in front seat, in driver's lap, or standing on console[*]You've forgotten how to drive on a road that's NOT under construction[*]When you have to go from one end of the mall to the other, you go back to your car, drive, and re-park (actually not a bad idea at Iban Battuta mall)[*]When someone asks you where store xyz is at the Mall of the Emirates, you KNOW[*]You think it's ambient atmosphere when someone's talking on their mobile during the movie at the cinema[*]You don't even notice the arabic subtitles on tv/at the cinema[*]You're completely oblivious to the calls to prayer even though you live next door to a mosque[*]You sing along to the lastest lebanese love song[*]You think that the Rubensesque (aka FAT) arabic singer (aka wailer) is HOT[*]On Wednesday's, you immediately flip to the Top 10 India in Gulf News's entertainment section[*]When you see 2 guys dancing together out on the dance floor at the club, you think, "Damn, they can move; wish I could do that."[*]You know they play music at Cyclone[*]You hear Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child of Mine" on the radio, and think, "Damn, the Seaview band does that so much BETTER..."[/list]

[QUOTE=Mike De H]On the crackdown. By the time I get to Dubai a week tomorrow I am panicking there will be no totty left in the clubs.

The only reason to stay in Dubai is going to be this illusionary pint that Bravo 11 promised me :)[/QUOTE]Not to worry; plenty left at the top-end bars (e.g. Cyclone; last time there, asked an a-lister; no problem for them). Main targets are the "lesser" places (Astoria, York, Imperial?)

Illusionary HELL!! A promise is a promise, and I take pride in keeping my word (have already been to the atm to make the withdrawal; I don't usually walk around with that much cash on me).

Called "Love It" at 930pm for an 11pm in-call. I'm too busy and too lazy to hit the clubs lately. She ummed and aahed about staying home tonight, then she agreed to come. Ten minutes later she called and asked if I could drive over and pick her up.

Defeats the purpose of an in-call, especially a one-hour drive to Baraha and back.

I asked her to take a taxi (which I would pay for). She said there are too many police stopping girls, so she's not getting out of her apartment at night lately.

What does a man have to do to get sex around here?!

I know - I'll call Piper's Pretty Women for that 9,000DH Belgian babe.

[QUOTE=Piper1]

What does a man have to do to get sex around here?!

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You have to get off your arse man! We (WR & I) were in Regal expecting company!!!

[QUOTE=Piper1]She said there are too many police stopping girls, so she's not getting out of her apartment at night lately.

What does a man have to do to get sex around here?!

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That makes it the fourth WG to turn you down in 2 days...what is happening in the world??? Hope you don't explode with all that MSB Piper, imagine the mess and the explanations to Miss Wildcat.

See you in Abu Dhabia and we will get that Filipna cherry broken for you :)

We missed you in the Regal!

WR

[QUOTE=Mike De H]By the time I get to Dubai a week tomorrow I am panicking there will be no totty left in the clubs.

WR Abu Dabi is looking on! [/QUOTE]
Might be you and a few other mongers if the crackdown continues! Abu Dhabi is full of totty. Based on the Regal tonight it is definitely quieter than when I was last around.

See you in Abu Dhabi Mike, will PM you shortly

WR

[QUOTE=Piper1] Ten minutes later she called and asked if I could drive over and pick her up.

Defeats the purpose of an in-call, especially a one-hour drive to Baraha and back.

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Piper

MK and I have a solution albeit a bit late. You could have called us, we could have picked her up, would have taken more than an hour though and dropped her off at your place nicely warmed up :) No sloppy seconds more like terrible thirds :)

WR

[QUOTE=My Kapitan]You have to get off your arse man! We (WR & I) were in Regal expecting company!!![/QUOTE]Well I hope you found better looking company than me. ;)

I did get off my ass, and took it to Rattlesnake. Couldn't handle the pressure any longer - I was getting grumpy! And WR, thanks for the offer of third round, but you know I only take virgin WGs. ;)
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Finished my work and emailed it off just before 11:00pm, was at Rattlesnake 11:07. Didn't want to be in a club tonight, so I was on a fast and furious mission to find a cutie very soon and take her to my boudoir. Quick look around and I saw Chalky's Wild Tigress. Yes! She's mine tonight! But then I saw a stunning young gal with a Catherine Zeta-Jones look. Walked past her three times, trying to decide.

Tigress or Zeta? Tigress or Zeta?

My decision was made for me within three minutes. Tigress was taken away by an old guy. He hadn't even spoken to her - he'd asked another girl to go talk to her, Tigress went over to him and they went straight out the door. Lazy Mofo!!

I'd now been in Rattlesnake 10 minutes, which was 10 minutes too long.

I stood in Zeta's peripheral vision waiting for a reaction. She saw me out of the corner of her eye, turned her head and smiled at me. My evil plan had worked! (But she told me later she knew I wanted her). I walked over, she smiled, I melted. Instant love. I asked her to come sit at a booth away from the noisy band. Usual small-talk, then I cut to the chase and asked her to marry me, short time. She asked for 500. I was expecting higher rates so I didn't argue. I made clear short-time was two hours. Good for me, and good for her, as she could be back before 2am to find another customer.

She's cute, 21, and good fun. She started off quiet, but soon loosened up and became very cheeky. We chatted about the police problems, and she touched wood.

In bed, she was good but not wild. I was in a slow mood anyway and didn't try to work her up. She was just spectacular to look at while slowly shagging.

Deep-throat blow-job. I like, I like! Took a while to convince her for DATY. Missionary was good (beautiful rack and face to kiss and munch). Switched to doggy, but I was nearly finished within 10 minutes, so I stopped and asked for a massage. I wanted the pleasure to last longer. Nice massage, more doggy, then finished inside deep hard and fast, missionary-style, while wet-kissing and playing with those beautiful breasts. Very nice.

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Broken Condom!
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As soon as I finished inside, she immediately checked my condom - empty! It had broken at the very tip. She ran to the bathroom to rinse, and told me she knew it had broken because she could feel my sperm shooting inside her. I'm not surprised - it had been building up a while - and she turned me on.

Her period is due in a couple of days, so she won't be having my children soon.
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Sprung!
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After some snuggling and a chat, I went to drive her home, but my house-mate downstairs had returned from overseas while Zeta and I were busy upstairs, and he'd parked his car behind mine, blocking my car in. I had no choice but to ask him to move his car.

He came out to the drive-way, saw my little Zeta and grinned at us. Damn, we all grinned sheepishly. I was proud, because the last time he caught me with a WG she was a 5. Zeta is a 9.

I took her number and will definitely call her when I have the time and energy for an all-nighter so I can work her up. A real gem.

Photos in photo section. No nudes or sex pics. (She said "Your wahf weel keel you!" I said "She won't see". She pouted and said "Ah don' lahk photo no clothes". I said "Okay, if you don't like, no more photos".)

PS - I just went to the loo and found she left me a reminder of what a good deep-throater she is: bits of her chewing gum in my pubes. Bad girl.

Fellow Mongers

Had a night with MK in Dubai last night, his last as a free monger so to speak but then he will not be short of fun and pleasure and the substitute for not mongering in the Regal is very attractive and sexy so he is a happy bunny (and a lucky bastard as well :))

We went to have a look at what was around but not really to taste the menu. Both of us had long days ahead, I am traveling yet again so a quick check on the talent, see if the LE crackdown is impacting in any way etc.

Also given the impending arrival of MK’s better half so to speak, I was his moral guidance consellor for the night, had to make sure he said ‘No’ each time he saw a cutie and we did see one or two. It also crossed my mind to either take Miss K with me back to MK’s place and shag her senseless while he could hear clearly (and see how long it took before he joined in) or another WG and do the same thing – Miss K would have been doubly cruel. But I did not as MK is a mate and I have some seriously long days and flights to take. Also he has DNAed the place and that would be very annoying incase condoms were found floating around where they shouldn’t be :)

Jockies

Last time I was there with MK it was dreadful, like Ally Pally with the lights down. This time things have improved albeit slightly. One or two nice ones, I thought. But..given that WGs come in all shapes and sizes as to monger’s tastes there was an enormous WG (CIS I think) in Jockies, later to reappear in the Regal. For enormous think, whale, think blubber of serious proportions. Boy, it was enough to put me off my beer. She was engaged talking with a local but he was not with her later in the Regal.

We only went the Jockies for the weekly draw which MK did not win and we had a good Japanese dinner across the road at the Ramada (has not changed since I first visited it around 20 years ago!). Nice waitress, just did not have the time to start a conversation (Filipina what else!).

Regal

MK’s last night in the Regal a free man – well until his lovely lady goes on holiday. 11pm – not that many girls, Miss K was there as always, said hi a few times, warned MK again about letting little kapitan do the talking, and told him my evil plan.. he was both impressed and said it was a bastard thing to do. Overall he liked the idea but knew his moral guidance consellor for the night would behave (I did but I was sorely tempted).

Mix was more varied this time. Miss K said no Asians allowed in but there were Asians and quite a few. When I was there one time it was only Miss A who I enjoyed some serious arse slapping with but this time amore. Perhaps times are changing and the Regal needs the customers.

There was a very energetic Barbie doll look-alike dancing on the floor, around the customer, fake boobs (but I do not mind), nice thong clearly visible underneath a near see through skirt. Very long dyed blonde hair as well. She was attracting attention but no at the time we were there getting any takers, perhaps the walk downstairs etc with a Barbie doll would unsettle some mongers.

Some nice CIS, nice bums on show, MK and I admired quite a few. Miss was there, gave MK a knowing look and me a great view of her D’s, superb, all natural as well. Can see why MK likes her so much. Piper I think the milky tits lady was there – should have told us Rattlesnake we may have changed venue but reading your report you needed it badly :)

Overall, the ration was more men than women. It was a Monday night but the LE crackdown, I think is hitting the place a little. Not sure how many real buyers versus voyeurs but I would reckon more of the later given what I observed. Still some nice ladies there, better quality than Jockies.

MK and I behaved, his place is safe from WR’s arse slapping sounds, floating condoms and the like (though left my shoes there – don’t ask!).

Good night with a good friend. See you soon MK, the Regal girls will miss you contributions to the CIS economy ;)

WR

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Hour later

Though tired, I drove back last night, roads empty did my place from MK is 1 hour 20 mins including stop for ice cream (only thing I licked last night!)

Miss J (21 year old Filipina) just SMS me saying she wants me (well something like that, poetic licence etc). And the pork sword certainly needs some TLC despite my tiredness. Perhaps I should go home early have a sleep and then pick up her later. Will be LT and loads of Greek, heels etc. Decisions, what to do? Will give it some thought and likely post the FR tomorrow!!

My body says no (MK will testify I was knackered last night) but the mojo is winning on this.

MK sometimes I am not sure how I do it... but it is great all the same :)

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger] Piper ... should have told us Rattlesnake we may have changed venue, but reading your report you needed it badly :)
[/QUOTE]Hi WR and Kap - it was a spontaneous ball-busting decision to pop into Rattlesnake at 11pm. Like you, I was knackered due to relentless work schedule, but wanted a little reward for all the hard work, and a relatively early night (3am ain't too bad).

Kap - I'm sure we'll see you around again soon! Meanwhile, be good. ;)

Cheers,

Piper