BA85 / Jessica / Top floor
BA85 was open today after all. It didn't seem as crowded today as it had yesterday evening when I was walking back from Termas 502. But the stairs, the stairs, THE STAIRS! I read as many reports as much I could find with the search function but NOTHING prepared me for the stairs. Music was being blasted as I looked up at the dirt-of-many-feet-over-many-years steps. Before I go any further, I bow to anyone who has ascended without making use of the handrails. The first level had a lot of chicks with one looking over the landing. She was cute, I smiled and kept going. The music was from the second floor, had a couple of guys and chicks standing. The chicks looked nice but having read the warnings to stay off the second floor (and speaking next-to-nothing portugues) , I decided to keep going up. Me poor heart had a good workout by the time I reached the top floor. The place had some funk playing and about 5-6 girls and a coroa-type. A shirtless young one gave a steely smile. After I sat down with a beer, she came and sat next to me and started asking questions. I must have looked really out of place.
Her name was Mel too. There was a dark-skinned, big ass girl walking about but she just went in with a guy as I sat down.
I had two choices : pretend I am deaf-mute or own up. I owned up that I am not a native and this seemed to interest Mel, Jessica with the Playboy bunny tatto and Diana, the dark, very lean one who was grinding on the guy who left with the big-bunda one.
I appreciate the fact that they didn't try to stick it to me. Rates were written on a paper, same as reported :
R$30 for 15 mins, R$40 for 20 and R$60 for 30. When the music stopped playing, they asked for my choice and were smiling when I told 'Funk'. I wish I could have asked them about football and wonder how that conversation would have gone.
I decided to take Jessica to the room instead of Mel, who looked slightly high and quite young. A mistake. Jessica was pleasant enough but was more interested in the music that the deed, which was a turn off. To my relief, she started with a CBJ which was ok with me (I wasn't feeling adventurous in BA85). I would have happily walked out and bought her a drink if she had said 'No, I don't want to do this' but I couldn't make her understand my question. I tried to finish as quickly as possible as I didn't feel happy doing it with someone who is disinterested and that had a deflationary effect on Maximus. Such a nice body.
As I left the room, she of the big bunda, walking to the lockers in the end, grabbed my hand. I told amanha and went to get a beer. I asked Jessica if she wanted anything and bought her a Coke before leaving. She has a sweet smile. *sigh*
Seems like all drinks are a flat R$5. Makes it easy for the accounting I guess. Diana looked forlorn and Mel was nowhere to be seen as I left, asking myself 'should I try the first floor next week or should I wait until I have learnt conversational portugues well? ' and then I saw a lady / girl with HUGE tits talking to an old guy in the first floor landing. I will go back next week.
I had wanted to walk down R. Uruguaiana and do a recce of 210 for next week but managed to grip a landing while making way for a guy going up. I decided to get home and take a good long bath and get back to Centro for a walk about.
Let's see what happens in Balcony tonight.