The good, the bad and the dirty
Hi everyone,
So I spent this week in Prague and can write a report about three girls: pornstar / escort Susan Ayn, an independent escort named Naomi and Nikola from privat lollitas. Here it is.
Day 1- Susan Ayn.
The good thing with active pornstars is that, if you book them in advance, you can spend the days before your trip jerking off on their videos picturing yourself doing them what you are seeing. I contacted Susan through a website, easy to find. Prices are high: 350 euro for 2 hours and 100 extra for COF / Anal (each). The service is very professional though: email replies are quick and the manager I arranged the session with was sending me nice "welcome to Czech Republic" texts (also in order to check if I was on time) as soon as I was stepping out of the plane.
My watch was showing 5:00:01 when Susan knocked on my hotel door. Not bad for a meeting at 5 pm! She definitely looks like the girl from the videos expect the fact that without all this makeup she looks in my opinion younger and cuter (she is "almost 25" years old by her own words). She is very fun and talkative, full of energy and smiles. Hard to be uncomfortable with her. She is also pretty hot. She dressed perfectly (a very nice long coat ideal for walking through my hotel lobby, the sexiest outfit below it, ideal for turning me on). We talked a bit about her, she told me she recently stopped acting in porn films ("except some double anal scene from time to time". Isn't it a crazy world we live in?) and is now focusing on escorting. Sex was very good. She started by telling me she did not have sex for 5 says and was starving. That's how I want girls to talk to me! She has a great great body, very nice tits, a wonderful butt, and her oral skills are high on my scale of satisfaction (and I am picky) She does not kiss much and licking is forbidden, which saddened me as I like 69's.
I almost never go for the COF option because all girls hate it and 99.9% can't hide their disgust. But this is one of the main reasons why it can be a good idea to go with porn stars: they don't mind. She didn't. On my side it went so well she asked me if it was the first time I was having sex for the past 5 years or what!
After a good 30 nice minutes of chatting, showing each other photos of stuff on our phones, teaching / learning Czech / French we went for round #2. Very good as well.
Overall the experience was surprisingly more GFE than PSE, although very PSE. I would rate her face a good 8, her body 8++ the sex 7 and the overall experience 8.
That was the dirty. The bad was tonight. Bad in a bad way.
Day 5 Naomi.
I sent an email to a freelancer going by the name of Naomi ([URL]http://praha.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-amateur-available-again-gfe-420-605-348-937/3084697[/URL]) in the early afternoon today. The pictures of her were nice and face unblurred. Started a painful conversation. Painful because I had to wait 20 to 30 mn between each mail (are you available tonight? - 20 mn later. Yes. Cool, what are your services? - 35 mn later Full service if you are gentle. Awesome I am a gentleman, how much do you charge? 18 mn later 130 euro /1 hour etc. Etc.). Finally she gave me her WhatsApp # and after agreeing for 8 or 9 pm she told me, litteraly "around 9:30, I'm kinda busy" then "Ill write you". Didn't like it, but oh well. Around 8 pm I thought it was time for me to finally know if she was OK or not for seing me. So I asked her. 30 minutes later she wrote back "sure, we go party afterwards" Go party? Of course Not! Then I received this text "I have not eaten I will have room service in your room".
I might not be the brightest bulb in the box but I have enough experience after reading those texts to know this girl is obviously trouble and should definitely be avoided. Therefore I politely told her that well, it seems a bit complicated with those changing timetables, party and room service messages, so I will pass for tonight and see you later hopefully. Because it was so painful I will skip on the many many text messages and three phone calls I received afterwards, yelling at me for being unfair and ruining her evening and its all my fault and we had a deal blablabla. She finally sent me a last text saying she was in the cab on her way to my hotel, to which I replied, eventually losing (a bit) my temper " Oh you are in the cab? Well GOOD FOR YOU!" before blocking her. Avoid this girl! She is trouble! Overall experience: 0 She does speak a pretty neat English though.
So I found myself at 9 pm on my last night in Prague with a need to find some last minute replacement. Went to privatlollitas website, sent them a sms "Hi is Nikola available?" 20 minutes later she was at my hotel. That is good service. And Nikola is good, in a good way.
Day 5 - Try 2- Nikola from Privat Loltas.
Nikola is cute, she has very nice blue eyes and is indeed 19 or 20 years old. I suspected from the pictures she was chubby. She is, and more than on the pics. The OWO is awesome, I mean 9 on the scale of 10,10 being what would God do if he was sucking dicks. She is also a great kisser and the "climax in the mouth", as the website says, gave me that stupid smile of contentment we all look for when we meet a girl. Price 110 euro (yeah I pay in euros and stay in my hotel room because I am a lazy gringo) + 25 for OWO & CIM + 15 for FK. Communication with the privat 10. Face 7 body 6 sex 8. Overal experience 7.
I hope this report had been useful. Next week back home I intend to find the love of my life and the week after to find religion and repent for my sins, so this report is a farewell to you all dear fellow mongers. Keep having good times, be respectful to the girls you meet even when they are fucking wackos like Naomi, also don't only read but also write reports.
Trip report March 16' prague
Sorry about the wall of text. TL; DR at the bottom.
So it seems every time I go to a new place there is a learning curve as to how it all works. So when I arrived in Prague (or a day before anyway) I scanned this forum a bit, browsed through the various link, and quickly added up 1+1, came up with 1. 324 and called it close enough. So I went on my way and quickly became discouraged. Luckily this only stops me some of the time, since this trip went from disappointing, to pretty decent, to downright dangerous. For my wallet anyway, good thing I'm leaving tomorrow.
Disappointment:
I'd arrived on Sunday evening, happened upon Neon and stuck my head in. I was the only guy there, about 7-8 bore women sitting around, barely taking note I was even there. Quality: 4-7. One of them may have been an 8, but she was sitting down, so who knows about that booty. I wasn't impressed with. Well anything, so I finished my beer and went to go relax at hot peppers a bit. A non-monger buddy had told me it's "the best!" Well, I came out fairly impressed, I'd spent 180 on 2 beers (total) and watched some hot women move. I'm a bit spoiled from "the Bush Company" up in Anchorage, AK (no really, it's worth a visit), but the women were hot and the show was good. Mostly 7's and 8's, a 9 here and there. The prices for dances are for squares and stag parties, but you get a lot for the price of almost reasonably priced beer, no cover. On My way back to my place I walked past Kabaret Darling and all that noise, got talked into walking up the stairs to a privat, but the women there were old and heavy, so I left.
Monday I was meeting friends in the evening, but during the day I tried to figure this thing out. And fell flat on my nose. First stop was lolitasprivat. I'd called, but told them I did not want to pick without seeing the faces. I'm quite picky with what I pay for. One of my rules is, If I can pick them up at a bar, I won't pay for them. So generally speaking I'll reject anything below a 7, most of the time. I'm a gap guy, boobs are nice, anything over mouse fists counts though. So If you like them booties, you'd have an easier time to find something suitable. So I walked into lolitasprivat, they presented a handful of women, and left. The same thing happened at Top just a little bit later, Then I called up Lucinka privat, asked for Mia (lean body, fake knockers, at least on the website) what I got was a woman who was most likely heavier than I am (175# I told her she was the wrong one, so I got the lineup. Wow! She brought out a 5 and a 2! Out of desperation I walked over to Neon, to see if the hot-ish one was there. She wasn't, and the attitude of the women that were there was so bad, I decided that this place was not going to happen for me.
After My visit with my friends I tried my luck one more time at privat italsky (also called privatescort), asked for Sofie. They said she wouldn't be available till 1:30 am, so I asked to go by to see the other girls. Bust again, to sleep I went.
Decent:
Tuesday morning I woke up feeling rather discouraged about finding hot, fun women in Praha, so I decided to go back to the forums and do some more research. I learned very little, other than the fact that many guys here were pretty pessimistic about the P4P situation here. One name popped up a couple of times, Niki at PrivatPrague. More on her later.
I spent most of the morning and early afternoon lounging, reading and playing games. In the afternoon I went to do some sightseeing, slowly making my way to ShowPark Market. This place wasn't too bad. The rooms are small and there are no extras (YMMV), but the quality of women was pretty good. Anything from sixes to nines. I only saw about 3 nines, but I was there fairly early, from around 5:30 pm To 7:30 pm.
Room #9: sorry, I did not catch the name. Long black hair, nice gap, be cups, pretty face. Early. Mid twenties from Bratislava, working on her masters degree. Body:8, face:7, attitude:7 sex:7. Sweet girl, smart, good English. Not why I went there, no kissing, not even sucking the boobs. It relieved the pressure, but not something I'd repeat, unless extras were on the table.
Room #39, Elizabethan: 19 from Romania, body: 7, face: 7 attitude, sex:7. Bit of a crazy one, should have skipped this one. The 9's all showed up after I was with her.
ShowPark Market serves it's purpose, and not too bad. Slam bam, thank you ma'am kind of place. There is a 240 czk cover charge to get in, that's good for 24 hours though. The girls are 1300 for 20 min, 1500 for 30 min (I think). Everything is reasonably clean, showers in the rooms.
Wednesday I made an appointment with Mia at TopPrivat. The Pictures and description are accurate, though I thought she was a bit thinner. When I checked afterwards there really wasn't a gap. I almost walked out though, since she did not meet my standards for P4P. But I ended up staying, 30 min, no extras, 1000 czk. Body: 6, face: 6, Attitude: 5, Performance:6.
An hour later I had my appointment with Niki. The website says she's 21, guess it hasn't been updated in 4 years. I read on another thread here that she was 31. Maybe it was a typo, who knows, but she told me she was 25, as was written in yet another thread here, and she doesn't look older than that. Niki is tiny! The 45 kg on the website might actually be an exaggeration. OK, maybe not. Either way, she is very pretty, very sweet, a bit submissive, as in there is no initiative. Not a good kisser in my opinion. Face:7, body:8, attitude: 8, Performance:7. I very much enjoyed my time with Niki, not quite enough for me to repeat her though. Certainly worth a visit, YMMV. 30 minutes, BBBJ and FK 2000 czk.
Dangerous:
After a good evening nap I was restless, so I strolled down to Wenceslas Square and ended up inside Kabaret Darling, after first being charged something like 350 czk for a cover and required 50 czk for the coat check. Now this is pretty steep, but I did not regret paying the cover for long. The sheer number of hot women walking around in there, it boggles the mind. I have never seen so many 9's walking around in one place. I sat down above the center stage, ordered a water. 290 czk! Ouch. Beer is 100 czk, which makes sense, since, if I'd been drinking I would have not been able to say no to the 20 odd hot, and I mean hot! Women that came around offering their services. OK, not all of them were hot, but if one had counted there were probably 10-15 9's walking around. Most of them are dancers who will not have sex. Now the dances start at 1 k czk at the table and 1500 czk in the room. I'm not sure how much it is for FS in this place.
Anyway, the show was amazing, the view was out of this world, and I had a very hard time leaving this place. Even sober it wasn't easy for me not to elate myself of thousands of czk there, but I made it through.
After waking up I decided to give the old privatprague another go-around. Luckily Niki wasn't working, so to avoid any awkward moments, as I'd decided to meet Carol there.
Carol, oh sweet Carol. Oh so dangerous. She walked into the room with the biggest and sweetest smile. The website says GFE, but really, if that's what you're looking for, you can't go wrong here. If I wasn't leaving tomorrow I'd likely be leaving all of my money right there with her. Body: 9, face: 8, attitude: 10, BBBJ: 9 (this one is deserving of special mention), performance: 8. Again, the pics and info on the website are accurate. Seems to be a trend at Privat Prague. She really is 19 and her youthful exuberance is quite infectious. The BJ ranks in the top 3 I've ever had, and she's a great kisser. 1 hour plus BBBJ and FK 2500 czk well spent.
Well there you have it. After the second day I was ready to move on, now I never want to leave.
TL; DR.
Hot Peppers: good, reasonably cheap entertainment, if you stay away from privates.
Neon: avoid.
Kabaret Darling: Very good entertainment, bit more expensive, can get VERY expensive fast.
ShowPark: easy, reasonably priced relief, can chose on the spot. Some pretty women. No extras (as in FK, BBBJ, A-level, etc. YMMV).
I had bad luck with lolitasprivat, but that's not necessarily a given.
TopPrivat: Mia's photos were accurate, I'd assume they all are. I'd say a decent option. 1000 czk for FS and up. They have a happy hour and some of the extras are a little bit cheaper than at privatprague.
PrivatPrague: In my case the best and prettiest performers. 1000 czk and up.
