First Threesome, Anal With Moroccan Chick, And Legit Fling With Civilian Girl
Notes:
- This is my first trip report and it's going to be long and probably not that helpful to anyone. It's more like a novel for myself haha.
- This was my second trip to Medellin and fifth or sixth trip where I have engaged in the hobby.
- I speak very very basic Spanish with a good accent but terrible vocabulary.
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When I travel I stay in different hotels almost every night because I have lots of free nights and points to use from different chains and I don't mind bouncing around I find it fun. I also get late checkout and early check in sometimes so I don't have to wait around between check out and check in.
• Day 1: How I Hemorrhaged 1 Million Cop In One Night •.
I headed to my hotel and locked in an appointment with this girl from an agency on mileroticos. This is a girl I wanted to meet up with on my first trip here. Her face was blurred in her photos but she looked young, hot and very much my type. I've had mixed results from mileroticos and the like. It always seems like a good idea when I'm back in the states longing to be in the city of eternal spring.
Scanning the profiles back in the states and picking the girls to hit up on my trip is fun. And the prices are often cheaper.
I had the girl meet me at a short time hotel which I'm hesitant to share since it was so busy but:
- Hostal Garden Leras 10.
Walking distance from lleras. Price 90.000 cop / HR 180/2.
My first night I stayed at LOS patios because I'm young and I still sometimes enjoy the hostel scene and partying with normal travelers. I often stay at hostel for a night or two and then move to a place that allows chicas after I've met friends.
The risk is that the hostel crowd sees you out with the chicas because they do go out to Provenza and walk right by Lleras occasionally. In my experience most of them frown on our hobby pretty heavily but I have met some groups of guys there who frequented la isla and massage parlors. Still it's frowned upon for sure and I wasn't about to bring a girl back there.
I'm waiting for the girl in front of the hotel. It was going to be 250.000 cop for 90 minutes. Standing in front is a chubby girl that's not my type at all. She comes right up to me and is like "Matt?" Thank god, she's there for someone else. A car rolls up and the real girl steps out and I don't recognize her because she's white with blondish hair. In the pictures she looked Latina.
I just was not into her. Obviously this was going to be super awkward but I wasn't about to start out my trip like this. I gave her the full amount and I said, "very sorry but I'm going to have to cancel. " I actually overpaid her because I had no change (was planning to just give the extra as a tip). Probably the first tip she received for doing nothing.
She was keeping a straight face but I could tell she was embarrassed by the situation. Even if these girls are there for the money they still feel rejection. I told her she's very beautiful and lovely just not my type and I apologized again.
This is actually the second time I paid a prostitute to NOT have sex, first time was in Belgium with a window rl district girl that literally transformed when the clothes came off.
Back to Medellin.
Luckily I was right next to Lleras. People say it's overpriced but there is no other place with such a high concentration of smoking hot women. It's totally worth it imo. Why waste time trying to dig through hay for diamonds when you can dig through gems for the diamond? For those on short trips with high standards I think Lleras is a pretty good place to be. It's still cheaper than many places in the world.
I saw many hotties but I decided to dip into GLOW and see where the night went. Overpriced drinks but last year I had a lot of luck there. Right when I walked in I locked eyes with a girl I liked. I walked past and perused the rest of the bar.
I turned around a beelined back. Started chatting with her. She had a fun attitude and was hot as hell. I normally like very slim girls and am an ass guy over a boob guy. But this girl had both and was still slim. I figured she had fake boobs which I don't love but I figures I'the give it another shot.
I buy two overpriced beers. One for her one for me. That was a mistake. She had told me in Spanish and I just didn't understand but you have to buy the girl a shot (80.000) to take her out. Then she quotes me 500.000. Wtf.
I tried to negotiate. I smiled and told her I know what the going rate is here. I told her another girl had quoted me 400 cop just seconds ago and every other girl had that price as well. She said she's better. I told her that she had said I was handsome so she needed to give me a discount. No go. She did not budge unless I'the wait until later (aka I would be her second customer for the night). Not worth it to me LOL. Some of these girls do not fucking shower between clients. It drives me nuts.
There's nothing I hate more than when the clothes come off and she smells (which is a total turn off and makes it hard for me to enjoy) and then afterwards she doesn't shower.
She tries to get me to hire her chubby friend who was with us for a threesome. I say no and decide what the hell I'll do 500.000. It's my first night and I don't want to waste more time. I wouldn't consider paying that much again unless there were some major extras included.
But then I had to buy her a damn shot as I said. I remembered too late that my friend has a trick which is to not buy anything, ask the girl to wait 4 minutes and then meet you outside. I think for some girls this will work, others might feel a loyalty to the bar.
We head to the short time hotel. All the rooms are booked up and she says it's the only short-time hotel within walking distance. Is this true? She seemed to believe it. I coughed up another 90.000 cop and we finally got into a room and.
The sex was incredible. She had the most amazing tits and they were real. I don't understand how Colombian women's tits are so firm. She had the singular best pair of boobs I've ever experienced in my life and the rest of her body was great as well. I hadn't cum in like two weeks because my trip kept getting pushed back. I managed to last for 20 minutes through changing positions frequently but it was tough haha.
We left the room after just 30 minutes. In my experience lleras girls don't hang out and talk and spend the whole hour with you. Maybe if you ask them to? I think some of the prepagos do, not sure.
I went outside and had some IMO shitty tacos in lleras and chatted with two other dudes who were there on the hunt.
Total bill for the night:
• Cancelled session 300.000 cop.
• 2 beers: 50.000 ish cop at glow.
• Overpriced shot at glow 80.000 cop.
• Short time hotel 90.000 cop.
• 4 Shitty tacos 50.000 ish cop.
• 20 minutes of slightly overpriced awesomeness 500.000 cop.
Total: 1,070,000.
Jesus. I once spent twice that much in Japan to fulfill a fetish but that's not the type of cash you expect to spend in one night in Colombia even in Lleras.
I decided not to regret it but also to be more careful moving forward.
• Accommodation Night 1: LOS Patios Suites.
Good co-working space and social environment. Young crowd, 19-35 or so. I think technically you could possibly bring a girl back here but I would not want to.
• Day 2: My first Ever Trio. Great Bang For My Buck •.
I followed up my overpriced day with an awesome day value wise. Back home I had messaged this prepago and got an automated response from an agency called The Garden. A casa with a physical location in San Diego and very good looking roster of ladies. I joined their telegram and they post photos and videos of the girls every day including faces so I could tell she definitely would look the same in person.
Since it's a casa the price was cheap:
• 110 k cop for 30 minutes.
• 170 k cop for 60.
• 450 k cop for 30 min threesome.
• I think outcall was 300 k cop.
Hours 9 AM-6 PM.
I've never had a threesome and it's not something that particularly turns me on but I wanted to do it this trip in case I get back into a relationship and never get another chance (cheating's not for me). 450.000 cop is a great deal imo especially because the girl I was interested in was gorgeous, young and innocent looking. She only did threesomes with the oldest girl on the roster. This one wasn't my typical type, she was more curvy than I'm into but she was fit still with barely any fat and pretty nice boobs and ass. She in her late 20's.
I decided to go with it and figured it's important that they have chemistry and are comfortable. I also thought it sounded kind of hot to be fucking a younger girl with a more experienced woman to help.
Anyways it was heavenly. Lots of kissing by and between all parties which seems essential for a trio. Again I was impressed by the firmness, size and shape of Colombian boobs. The older girl's weren't as nice as the girl's from the previous night but they made the threesome more engaging hah. I definitely spent more time fucking the younger one but I made sure to take the curvy one through a couple of positions as well.
I took just about the full 30 minutes. The younger girl was nice and giggly after but she bounced out of there almost immediately. The older girl took her time with me even though the 30 minutes were up. She may have had some sort of ownership in the casa not sure.
She showed me to the shower and then chatted with me as I got dressed and we waited for me uber. They had already reached their closing time so it was cool of her to keep chatting with me. I didn't really want to stand outside in that neighborhood.
The first Uber canceled on means she took me up to the rooftop terrace despite a girl in the office protesting. We chatted for another 10 minutes waiting for my car. She told me she had traveled to 12 countries which was impressive to me.
• Night 2 Accommodation: Dix Hotel.
If you are looking for a cheap guest friendly hotel where it's not overly awkward to bring a girl in, this is a great option. Walking distance to Lleras but quiet rooms. There are people who stay there that aren't there for the reason we are but there are also a whole lot that are.
• Day 3: Anal At A Casa •.
My first trip to Medellin I was in the city for 8 days. 3 of those were spent with the same girl. A lleras chick who said I was handsome and sweet compared to her other clients (suuuureee). She did not enjoy her work and she said she was saving up to start a business. Anyways a couple of months ago she started it up.
So here I am on my second trip and I hit her up and said I'the like to see her again and could take her to dinner. I wasn't sure if she was fully retired. She reminded me she speaks very little English but said yes she would like to. In the afternoon she ended up canceling on me and said she was working late that night and the next but the following day was good. Flaky.
Luckily she let me know pretty early in the day so I still had a lot of options.
I decided I wanted to have anal. It's something I always think is very hot in porn. I've only done it once before in Germany at a club.
I found another girl on mileroticos whose profile said she offered it and who was fairly slim with a nice perky ass. Again I could not see her face and again it sort of backfired but not to the same extent. Also I wasn't there for her face haha. I think in the future I will start asking for face photos.
Anyway turns out she's also part of a casa called afroditasspa, in laureles.
Prices:
• 1 HR: 170.000.
• 30 minutes: 140.000.
• 15 minutes: 100.000.
• Outcall: 400 plus transport.
• Anal: 160.000.
They have a lot of add-ONS though only two of the girls do anal. Looking now I see oral is normally 60.000 but I didn't pay for it and I received so ymmv.
I arrive to the unmarked location. They let me in and bring me up to the room. Where I proceed to wait almost 40 minutes for this girl. The walls were thin and I was just sitting on this bed while right outside in a kitchen area a group of older women sat around a blaring TV playing a superhero movie. I'm pretty sure one of them was the booking person who I was texting on whatsapp.
I was polite but I kept asking how much longer? They just kept saying just a few minutes she's on her way down. She's already heading to you. Finally after 30 minutes I opened the door and I asked them "cuantos minutos más?" They seemed shocked that I had popped my head out of the room haha. They looked at each other and then said cinco. I figured she was with another customer and I didn't want to rush her in case she didn't feel she had time to shower in between but on the other hand I was sick of waiting. Ten more minutes passed. I told myself if it hit an hour I would leave.
Finally I heard voices and she appeared through the door in a robe. She said she had been stuck in traffic and asked me to take off my clothes while she went into another room and took a shower. I think she may have been telling the truth, she did sort of have the demeanor of someone who had been running late stuck in traffic and it was peak rush hour.
Her face wasn't terrible but she wasn't really pretty either. She had distinct eyebrows which may appeal to some. She gave me a BJ for a while and then I asked her if she wanted me to start with her pussy first. She said yes (of course) so I did for bit but quickly moved on to the main attraction.
It was pretty good. She was quite experienced with anal which was good because it was very clean. But of course not super tight. My general impression of it from the two times is that the idea of it is hot but the feeling is not quite as good as traditional sex. I went pretty hard in a couple of positions. After maybe 10 minutes she asked if we could switch back to normal sex for the rest of the time. I reluctantly obliged but had a satisfactory finish.
Afterwards she told me she is from Morocco, which is interesting. She had a very bouncy demeanor and asked if I liked it repeatedly. Then she asked if she could give me her number so we could go on a date sometime. I thought that was cute. She seemed genuinely interested though obviously money does play some factor.
I think she could sense that I wasn't as interested and she started to seem a little hurt so I feigned interest and took down her whatsapp but told her maybe because my trip was short. She still seemed hurt and a little sour but I played up how much I liked it and things ended on a good note. She gave me a kiss and waited for me to shower, then took me to the ground floor.
I waited just inside the door at the base of the stairs for the car to arrive.
Tip: taxis through uber and taxi hailing apps like Indrive and DiDi seem to work a lot quicker than a normal uber here but especially outside of poblado.
• Day 3 Accommodations: Intercontinental.
Really awesome place, easily my favorite room (thought they upgraded me to a suite because of my IHG status) and the free breakfast was the best hotel breakfast of the trip by far. The only negative about it is the location. Its nestled into the hills, which is beautiful and it's physically not far from lleras but it took forever for drivers to arrive based upon the median in the big road it's on. Drivers have to loop around and drive in a big circle to get on the proper side of the road to pick you up. I do believe this place is guest friendly with no charge. It seemed like it wouldn't be too awkward to do there. Also it has an amazing full gym with bench and squat racks free-weights and resistance and cardio machines. I had it completely to myself.
• Day 4: Monsoons and Flaky Girls •.
This will be short. I asked a very cute girl I had met wandering lleras the previous night to come over. She said of course. I asked her to wear something elegant so the hotel process is less awkward (I hate it). She said she didn't own anything elegant 🤣 I said ok. I went and got dinner at Mombasa, a fine dining place right next to lleras. Was pretty good.
As I'm eating the persistent rain turns into a literal monsoon. The girl tells me she can't come she's at home and it's raining too hard. Still annoyed about that. Now she's on my list for next time.
I messaged another girl I had just met in lleras right before dinner. She was dark skinned with curly hair and had seemed gorgeous in the park. I asked her to meet me at my hotel and she asked me to pay for her car. Taxi arrived and tried to charge 40.000 cop for the same trip I had just taken moments ago for 12.000. I only had 30.000 and the girl made him accept that. Still way too much but then I also paid that much for three waters in Provenza.
I took her into my room. On the way she was loud and sort of obnoxious, filming the chandelier in the lobby etc. Luckily there weren't too many people about. When we got to my room I could tell I wasn't her first for the night and that she wasn't a showerer. Also she was slightly less attractive than I had thought. Nonetheless it was not terrible and she was decent with oral. Definitely the worst of the trip overall though. I asked her if she wanted to shower and she said she did not.
I think I'm going to start telling girls after that I never rehire a girl who doesn't shower between clients LOL. Price was the usual lleras 400.000 cop.
Meanwhile On The Apps.
This whole time I'the been swiping a bit on bumble, tinder, OkCupid, Badoo.
I matched with a ton of girls before arriving. I had intended to try to meet a girl or two to hang out with during the day, possibly a normal girl or maybe a semi pro. I matched with some girls that I thought were quite hot but my experience on night 1 with the misleading pics on mileroticos left me less enthusiastic to put in the effort.
There were two civilian seeming girls with whom the conversation went cold. One who had ghosted me and another who I probably could have met up with but I couldn't tell if I was into her from the photos. I also figured my translator app date experience would be with the business girl so I'the been putting less effort into the apps. But after the lackluster lleras girl I decided I needed to meet at least one bumble girl whether civilian or professional, and see if I liked it.
I noticed a match from earlier that day — a cute white girl who was slim and petite and in her young 20's (my type).
A tourist? Something about her smile did it for me so I messaged her. Turns out she wasn't a tourist and she's from Medellin. She only speaks Spanish. I ask her on a whim if she wanted to get dinner in like 30 minutes. She says she's down but she's meeting with a friend in an hour and I want to have a nice dinner rather than a fast one so I say we can get lunch the next day. She suggests brunch.
• Day 4 Accommodations: Dann Carlton:
Really solid spot I understand why it's popular. It's very close to Provenza area but feels nestled away beautifully in the trees. I still took a car back and forth but it's quick. The room was great and my second favorite. The view was awesome. The breakfast was solid but not amazing. Didn't use the gym or the pool but it looks decent.
Saw a couple of other girls arriving to meet men at around 10 PM or so. They are very used to it there but it still felt a little awkward to me compared to DIX or Intercontinental where the check in table is right when you enter the doors. At the Dan Carlton there is a long walk of shame up to the registration desk. As I said they know the deal there so it's not too awkward but like any hotel I feel a little weird bringing a girl earlier than 10. There are a lot of guests here which is both good and bad. People pay less attention to you but there are definitely tourist couples and whatnot who might be noticing you.
• Day 5: The Beginnings of Something •.
I wake up to texts that the girl was out until 4 with her friend at a club and got very drunk. She asks to get brunch at 11:30. I agree but she's up early so we are texting.
I should say that her profile seemed nothing like 90% of the profiles on tinder in Medellin. VERY modest. So I'm thinking she's a civilian. I ask where she went out the night before. I'm trying to sus out if she's a working girl. She says the club was in lleras.
Oh. Maybe she's a working girl?
Unlike all the working girls I've been with she shows up on time. She's super cute. She actually looks slightly Latina and exotic in person, though she's white.
It's a great date, super fun and we had a ton of chemistry. We walked around Provenza after and I asked her if she was a working girl since she had been in lleras the night before. She seemed taken aback and thought it was funny. I told her she did not seem like a working girl but I still wasn't quite buying it. In my experience nearly every girl in and around lleras is a working girl.
Why would a girl be there otherwise? But everything about her did not seem to line up with being a working girl.
I told her we should go somewhere fun and I took her to comuna13. Both of us had been I just wanted something fun to do that felt like we were going on an adventure otherwise the date was going to go stale. She seemed to like when I made firm decisions about where we were going and what we were doing. Similar to girls in the us but far more so.
Other date ideas I considered: botanical garden or the Antioquia museum. Could be useful for someone.
Comuna13 with her was very fun. At the end as we waited for the cab I went in for a kiss. It was pretty effortless. She kept kissing me on the cab ride back over and over to the point where I was embarrassed because of the driver.
She kept telling me how much she liked me etc. She was sad I had to leave and wanted to have a two day romance with me.
But we got back to the hotel (at around 6) and I had to send her on her way because this was the night I was supposed to finally meet up with business girl from my last trip.
I promised my flourishing fling that we would meet up right after she finished work the following day at 5.
Business girl says she would still like to meet up but asks what will we do, dinner or sex or both. I told her it's up to her but I would like to get dinner and see where it goes from there. I'm curious if she will ask me to pay. She says ok but she can't be there until 9 because she gets off work at 7. Long story short she says she's too tired and cancels on me again!! Man these girls are so flaky.
So at this point it's 9 and I try to get my fling to come back over but she has to wake up at 6. She's tempted but wants to be rested for our big day tomorrow. I try again to no avail. We flirt a lot and are very lovey dovey. I know how to turn it to 100 haha. But I was feeling it for sure as well which was interesting. That's not what I really wanted from this trip.
I decide not to go out and fuck another girl. When I sleep with this girl tomorrow I want to perform well since I'm emotionally invested now and I don't have quite the same Libidio as some of why'all LOL.
(Day 5 Accommodation: Dann Carlton again).
• Day 6: Cute Civilian Fling •.
It feel like it takes forever for 5 o clock to roll around. I'm kicking myself for sending her home the previous day when she very clearly was down to stay.
I killed time by heading out to Centro at around 2 pm. No intention to hire any chicas, just wanted to see what was there since I've never been.
I walked around for maybe 20 minutes. There were a decent amount of girls and I was not at all impressed with what I saw. I'the maybe go back if I was in Medellin for longer but yeah I don't think a single girl really appealed to me. I guess if you go later in the evening there would be more girls but then it's less safe and you're possibly getting sloppy fourths or fifths.
I headed back to the hotel to get ready for my night with my fling.
I reserved my hotel's spa whirlpool for us to use right when she arrives. That's my first time doing that and I highly recommend it. The price was 90.000 cop / HR.
I should mention at this point that by now I had figured out that she understood English to a large degree. She understood probably 70% of what I said! But she insisted that she absolutely could not speak English because she was unable to execute the actual pronunciation.
I kept forgetting that she could understand and I was working on my Spanish so we mostly just used the translator or spoke in broken Spanish, but it did make things easier in terms of us connecting emotionally. It also created some hilarious situations where I would ask her, in English, to ask a concierge or server something. Which she would then do, in Spanish. Then they would answer her in Spanish and wait for her translate back for me but she would whip out her phone and use the translator hahah.
This process earned us some funny looks especially at my hotel spa as we tried to understand the process for using the whirlpool.
The jacuzzi was super sensual and escalated things very quickly as you can imagine. Very fun. After about 30 minutes we headed up to my room and undressed her slowly and we did the deed. She did not cum, though she said she enjoyed it a lot. Oops.
Anyways we go to alien lounge for dinner based on DiscoverFLs recommended restaurants list the other day (thanks!) Didn't tell her where we were going and she loved the surprise. Awesome spot that turns the date into a bit of an experience and definitely prepago date friendly based on a couple of the other tables.
Afterwards we went to a touristy club in Provenza. Had fun dancing there and making out but the music wasn't the greatest for dancing.
I ask her to take me to the club she went to near Lleras the night before. She takes me to the spot. A block or two from the park and it's indeed full of civilians.
Lots of locals and maybe some Latin tourists all grinding super sexually to regatóand.
I pop into the bathroom to take a viagra because we've already discussed that we will be continuing things later and on the dance floor she teaches me to grind on her to regatóand haha. I've grinded on girls in clubs before but never like that, regatóand is a whole other animal haha. I'm pretty hard immediately but I also want to enjoy the club and dance and get a full experience out of it. We stay for about an hour until midnight and then I tell her it's time to go back to the hotel. She agrees.
With a full viagra in my system I perform much better this time. I try to channel what she has taught me in regatóand ("we move our hips together like sex" she had explained on the dance floor). For me I typically prefer when the girl doesn't move too much during sex haha.
But since she likes it to be more of a dance and more romantic I tried to make it more sensual for her and it worked. She came after about 7 minutes or so. I flipped her over into prone doggy and finished like that.
I let her stay after.
I don't usually like actually sleeping with girls unless I'm deep in a relationship and I'm a picky sleeper in general but she gave me a fun experience and I could tell she really wanted to stay. I wanted her to have a good memory of the experience. She grinned and told me she had brought everything she needed to spend the night just in case. She respected that I didn't want to snuggle during sleep and I conked out cold and slept well. Nothing like a king sized hotel bed to provide a bit of separation when sleeping.
We grabbed brunch in the morning and she cried several times over the course of the morning. We checked out of my hotel and I called cars for each of us, for me to the airport and for her back home.
She never once asked me for money and kept thanking me for the fairytale experience. She's very sad but she also seems to understand it's over. However she has since messaged me and offered to fedex me her panties as a parting gift!
• Day 6 Accomodations: Marriot Medellin.
Awesome Jacuzzi whirlpool though there's only one and you have to reserve it. Decent room, nice furniture. My view wasn't amazing but they had me on the 6th floor. I'm sure higher floors might be better. They did not upgrade me even though I have gold status. Breakfast was not included though they do have a buffet you can pay for which seemed nice. I'm pretty sure this place is girl friendly. I ended up registering my guest as the actual second person on my reservation just to be sure she'the be allowed to use the Jacuzzi with me.
• Closing Thoughts •.
So that's the other side of Colombian women for you if you are lucky enough to have one genuinely interested in you and are of course willing to put in the work to be a good date.
I understand a lot of you are over dating, don't enjoy it or it just isn't an option for you for whatever reason. This wasn't exactly what I was looking for this trip and by the end the novelty started to wear off and my feelings started to fade but for some of you, maybe give civilian girls a shot?
It was fun but I won't be giving up this hobby anytime soon haha.