Rio de Janeiro Reports

Decided to go to Florida instead of Balcony on Saturday night. And decided to live dangerously and cheaply (took a bus)

As the bus passed a few churches, I noticed that almost all of them had marriages on. Twice I saw the father with the bride ready to walk in the door and on the way back in Cinelandia saw a new couple cross the square. Wished them all luck, prosperity and happiness.

I also saw a bride & groom trying to cross over to the beach near Leme on the morning jog yesterday morning.

Florida : I got there around 9 (I did read that I should have been there at 11 PM at the very least).

It was hard to miss Florida, bright lit sign says Bar Florida and there are tables outside with some older guys sitting and some girls with them. Looked more like a relaxed weekend night. The whole area was quiet. I decided to bail after a beer at the bar and caught the same bus back.

Had seen that bane of newbies, Barbarella from the bus on the way out, so got down on the way back and found the best way to ward off any unwanted attention. Ice cream. No one seems to bother a guy enjoying his ice cream. I passed by Barbarella and there seems to be some work going on the street outside it. I made the mistake of stepping in the first time I was there and ended up shelling out close 500 reais for like 4 doubles and a redbull (for the mulatta girl who wanted 700 reais for the night, during Carnaval time) Once bitten, twice shy.

Passed by Cafe Sensoo, one doorman outside. Have to check it out later. Walked to Balcony to have a drink and looked around. On the way, a pretty bussom MILF was walking and hiding behind a booth. I hoped she was going to Balcony as well but she was only playing hide-and-seek with her guy. One can dream.

At Balcony, I felt I was there too early and not many doable girls around. The bar staff seemed to have changed too and the sisters Gisele & Gruana, who I would have liked to get to know better weren't around. During my last trip to the zoo, the place was crowded and there was no way to move without grinding into a few bottoms.

Paid 44 reais for a double Black Label, winked at the barmaid and left towards Copa. There was another MILF in the benches in a long skirt and showing most of her tits but I wasn't sure if she was working, so I passed. I ended up going to a funk party, which turned out to be great fun and a good motivator to learn Portuguese, those girls were smoking hot and they could shake their booty. Had my camera this time but it was a no-photography place, party being thrown by the gang. Safe enough since I was in with people I know and who live there. My ears are still ringing though.

Going to check out Cine Iris and catch a strip show for fun if they still run those. But going to make sure my bladder is empty as I don't want to get BJ offers in that superclean restroom again.

I understand that you put all of your items (phone, clothes, wallet, camera, condoms) into a locker before hitting the larger rooms where the girls are. Do you make a trip back to your locker before going off to one of the cabines? I am just trying to get a clear understanding of the ENTIRE process before looking like a dork walking abound with my "stuff"

[QUOTE=Harpua;1182949]I understand that you put all of your items (phone, clothes, wallet, camera, condoms) into a locker before hitting the larger rooms where the girls are. Do you make a trip back to your locker before going off to one of the cabines? I am just trying to get a clear understanding of the ENTIRE process before looking like a dork walking abound with my "stuff"[/QUOTE]I can only speak for myself. I put my condoms, Pocket Rocket, cock ring, camera (if I remember to bring one) , pen, small notebook and some cash in small bills in the pocket of my robe and bring them with me to the boite and the cabine / suite. I don't go back to the locker room until I am ready to leave, but I suppose there's no reason you couldn't.

[QUOTE=Harpua;1182949]I understand that you put all of your items (phone, clothes, wallet, camera, condoms) into a locker before hitting the larger rooms where the girls are. Do you make a trip back to your locker before going off to one of the cabines? I am just trying to get a clear understanding of the ENTIRE process before looking like a dork walking abound with my "stuff"[/QUOTE]Personally I put those things in a bum bag (or 'fanny bag' as I think Americans call it) under my gown, then I don't worry about losing anything in the excitement.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo;1182956]I can only speak for myself. I put my condoms, Pocket Rocket, cock ring, camera (if I remember to bring one) , pen, small notebook and some cash in small bills in the pocket of my robe and bring them with me to the boite and the cabine / suite.[/QUOTE]What is the cash for?

[QUOTE=Erectus Indicus; 1182944]Florida : I got there around 9 (I did read that I should have been there at 11 PM at the very least).

It was hard to miss Florida, bright lit sign says Bar Florida and there are tables outside with some older guys sitting and some girls with them. Looked more like a relaxed weekend night. The whole area was quiet. I decided to bail after a beer at the bar and caught the same bus back.[/QUOTE][i]Club [/i] Florida is where to get laid, so I think you didn't get to see that. What you saw, Bar Florida, is the food area just outside Club Florida, as you described a bunch of old guys sit there all night at the tables bullshitting and playing cards literally until dawn. Sometimes off-duty Florida girls like Bela hang out there. The occasional geriatric GP comes there as well to turn tricks for the old fellas...haha.

If you are looking at Bar Florida, the Club Florida entrance is on the left side and you should see a doorman sitting there, or at least his chair.

I recommend getting there at 1 am for greatest selection. When Centro termas close, some of the those termas GPs migrate to Florida. But I've been there at 9 and it was okay.

[QUOTE=Edward M;1183096]What is the cash for?[/QUOTE]Primarily for extras such as BBFS or anilingus, which might require some financial inducement, but then again, if you're lucky, just might not!

[QUOTE=Harpua;1182949]I understand that you put all of your items (phone, clothes, wallet, camera, condoms) into a locker before hitting the larger rooms where the girls are. Do you make a trip back to your locker before going off to one of the cabines? I am just trying to get a clear understanding of the ENTIRE process before looking like a dork walking abound with my "stuff"[/QUOTE]The cabines are part of the terma. You do not leave the premises, and there is no need to go back to your locker and retrieve anything. You may want to, but you do not need to. In most termas you just walk to the room with the girl of your choice and do the nasty. No pit stop required. In some termas (L'uomo, for example) the girls go freshen up after you agree to take them to get nailed, and you wait in the boite for them to return.

Different folks have different routines and will give you different advice. You can do whatever you want. My only advice is to go commando underneath the robe. NEVER wear your underwear! There is lots of free dry humping action to be had for those who are not shy.

Euro.

= only 29 days until my next return to the land of rocking bunda

[QUOTE=Harpua;1182949]I understand that you put all of your items (phone, clothes, wallet, camera, condoms) into a locker before hitting the larger rooms where the girls are. Do you make a trip back to your locker before going off to one of the cabines? I am just trying to get a clear understanding of the ENTIRE process before looking like a dork walking abound with my "stuff"[/QUOTE]Well, yes, if you leave your stuff in the locker and then need it for the program, you take a dash to the locker to retrieve the stuff. Make sure that your time does not start running before you come back!

Any sensible guy will bring his own condoms (Crown is best) and not rely on Brazilian extra thick insensitive condoms. Your own lube is also a good idea ...

[QUOTE=Lorenzo;1183130]Primarily for extras such as BBFS or anilingus, which might require some financial inducement, but then again, if you're lucky, just might not![/QUOTE]I have never been asked for nor have I ever paid a termas girl for extras. Doing so sets an incredibly bad precedent. This IS Brazil after all, not Europe.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent;1183162]I have never been asked for nor have I ever paid a termas girl for extras. Doing so sets an incredibly bad precedent. This IS Brazil after all, not Europe.[/QUOTE]I have never been ASKED to pay for extras, but if the girl refuses my initial request, then I offer to pay, and that usually changes her mind. After all, I am with her NOW, and that is what matters. After offering extra money I have been refused only once. Money always talks. And I am not talking about a lot of money. US$20 will usually do it.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1183106][i]Club [/i] Florida is where to get laid, so I think you didn't get to see that. What you saw, Bar Florida, is the food area just outside Club Florida, as you described a bunch of old guys sit there all night at the tables bullshitting and playing cards literally until dawn. Sometimes off-duty Florida girls like Bela hang out there. The occasional geriatric GP comes there as well to turn tricks for the old fellas. Haha.

If you are looking at Bar Florida, the Club Florida entrance is on the left side and you should see a doorman sitting there, or at least his chair.

I recommend getting there at 1 am for greatest selection. When Centro termas close, some of the those termas GPs migrate to Florida. But I've been there at 9 and it was okay.[/QUOTE]I did see a not-so-well-lit building next door with a couple of chicks hanging around the entrance but it also seemed quiet.

BTW, got a flyer for Uruguaiana 210 when out for a walk yesterday evening. Stairs with lighting, Club 210 Lazer American Bar. I expected it to be like BA 85. Guess will have to take the plunge and check it out. Will report back with my misadventures soon.

I was surprised to find that they have a website : [url]http://www.cineiris.com.br/[/url] (It is outdated though)

If you are tired of dicking around and want to sit in some place of questionable cleanliness while trannys offer blowjobs and / or want to take a leak where men offer you blowjobs, you can do so at Cinema Iris. A lot of old men will keep you company.

The price now is R$12. The number of 'performers' has also come down to 3 from 4 when I was there last year. I thought I was late by 15 minutes but in typical Brazilian fashion, the show started 40 minutes late, while I was contemplating a quick walk to BA85.

1 butterface morena, one 30+ lady with a nice body and a tired face and a gangsta with a tattoos and piercings were on offer. The same DVD / scene played before and after the stripshow.

[QUOTE=Voyajer1;1181959]I've been going to 4 X 4 for ever and have always enjoyed the services of many of the providers there. I've never, ever had a performer as bad as this Jacky / Jackie. I won't go into the details, but I can tell you this for sure: She is a clock watcher, too much teeth when blowing and will try every excuse to cut your session short, to include faking a door knock like she tried on me. I've been with 100's of girls there and never had someone do some crap like this, just deceitful, and awful; she is a just there for the money piece of work. I will post pictures of this beauty when I get a chance, unfortunately I had no face shots. Of course, I let the owners and the manager know about her right away. She is mulata, about 5'2", black middle of the back hair straight black, body builder / fitness model type. She is dynamic in the boite, but in the room YMMV, but I'm letting you know upfront, she is just awful, thinks she is smarter then you, dishonest, and in it for the money. Avoid her at all costs.[/QUOTE]WOW, Voyajer1, this can't be the same Jackie? Like you said. 5'2", probably one of the prettiest garotas in 4x4 (my opinion, of course) , killer body, was married to an americano, lived in Cali, for a minute, speaks almost perfect English? If that's the same chick I'm sorry to hear about your experience. Maybe she was just having a bad day because I had the totally opposite experience. In the boite she was walking around mean mugging everyone (could tell she's spent too much time in the USA). I've avoided her many times in there because of that, so after finally talking to her I told her that she needed to smile more because the Americana Mean Mug just didn't fit her FINE ASS. She said her face hurts when she smiles too much, I said bullshit and told her she's turning into an american chick which ain't good, then I decided to sample her. Now, once in the room she was very playful, was even a little funny, got down to the deed and she let me do everything except "maldito na bunda". After making her cum a couple of times (I could tell because she creamed me pretty good) , she really kicked it into high gear. She went above and beyond to try to make me cum too. Sucking and fucking every inch, over and under, up and down. I was frustrating the hell out of her because I wasn't about to cum that night but she didn't know that. She was getting so into it that she started using me as a 185lb dildo, started masturbating on my thigh. She even did the pussy dick camaltoe ride and creamed all over my little (BIG) soldier again. All around cool chick with me, even gave me her email and facebook info. Hell, now that I'm reminiscing I may swing by there tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Erectus Indicus;1183392]BTW, got a flyer for Uruguaiana 210 when out for a walk yesterday evening. Stairs with lighting, Club 210 Lazer American Bar. I expected it to be like BA 85.[/QUOTE]Nope, U210 is nothing like BA85. Very small and few girls. I took one girl at U210 June last year and posted pix here. At least I got BBBJ there. So on that basis I rate it better than BA85.

I've sessioned at BA85 quite a few times and the girls will never seem to do BBBJ, and they always want like R15 extra for pics, which I don't pay. Maybe one can get lucky, or interview enough girls until you find one that does BBBJ. Usually I have to look all over until I find one that is hot enough to do, and it turns out that those few hot looking girls are safety primadonnas.