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[QUOTE=Hibukhibok;1414107]therefore quite expensive and obviously beyond her means.[/QUOTE]It's actually quite cheap in PH (unless you get poreigner pricing) there's just so much other stuff that has a higher priority (Red Horse, load, Tanduay, videoke, fiesta, etc.)

[QUOTE=Hibukhibok;1414107]maybe the Filipinas with their umbrellas and their well known aversion to sun exposure have a point.[/QUOTE]Yes Sherlock, you are on to something here, their aversion to sun is based on advanced Filipina research and has nothing to do with the fact that darker skin equals [a percieved] lower social standing.

[QUOTE=Pute Nut; 1414272]It's actually quite cheap in PH (unless you get poreigner pricing) there's just so much other stuff that has a higher priority (Red Horse, load, Tanduay, videoke, fiesta, etc.)

Yes Sherlock, you are on to something here, their aversion to sun is based on advanced Filipina research and has nothing to do with the fact that darker skin equals [a perceived] lower social standing.[/QUOTE]Thanks for allyour tips PN, but for what my opinion is worth cosmetic surgery on poor Thinkerbell should be a little more involved than inserting boob implants on BGs or ladyboys. And for the latter pumping their butts with silicon (I assume that's what they undergo among other things).

The removal of her four enormous growths and preventing hideous scars (if possible at all) I would think should require on the part of a qualified cosmetic surgeon skills of a very high order, you know the kind of specialist you only find in Manila. And even if it is maybe cheaper than in the USA or Europe, it will still be with the treatment many 10s of kP, quite beyond her means unless she meets a generous and charitable monger.

As to Red Horse or Tanduay, sorry but I have never been with Filipinas with such tastes, mine are more refined and therefore higher maintenance.

Concerning "Advanced Filipina Research" I am well aware of the attraction that white skin has for themselves and eventually their future kids. I ascribe whatever success I have encountered with these (at times) delightful creatures to my possibly single redeeming feature, maybe blue eyes too.

I am quite sure that the rate of skin cancer in Australia is probably much higher than in the Phils, never seen an Aussie female anywhere holding an umbrella but I have seen many with skins the color of a well cooked lobster. Anyway I think that an oriental woman with an umbrella has an old fahioned and undeniable charm.

[QUOTE=Hibukhibok;1415474]The removal of her four enormous growths and preventing hideous scars (if possible at all) I would think should require on the part of a qualified cosmetic surgeon skills of a very high order, you know the kind of specialist you only find in Manila. And even if it is maybe cheaper than in the USA or Europe, it will still be with the treatment many 10s of kP, quite beyond her means unless she meets a generous and charitable monger.[/QUOTE]Naah. I think even the better places in Manila would do her well under 20K, possibly closer to 10, as long as no poreigner in sight.

[QUOTE=Hibukhibok;1415474]I am quite sure that the rate of skin cancer in Australia is probably much higher than in the Phils,[/QUOTE]I think you might be on to something here.

[QUOTE=Hibukhibok;1415474]
never seen an Aussie female anywhere holding an umbrella but I have seen many with skins the color of a well cooked lobster.[/QUOTE]

Well, somehow it makes sense if well cooked boilers choose to forgo the umbrella.

[QUOTE=Hibukhibok;1415474]Anyway I think that an oriental woman with an umbrella has an old fahioned and undeniable charm.[/QUOTE]No, even I can't deny that :)

I'm sorry for interrupting the conversation among those who are raising funds to remove moles from some ladies face.

There were recently some interesting posts about how some filipinos might spell. The person who seemed to hit the nail on the head, was the one who said that they are just spelling the way it sounds. Love the common sense of that!

So, I'm checking out a chat honey from Las pinas (south of Manila) and wondering how I can best get into her knickers. Later, I come across another gal who comes from a place with an unusual name. Las Pinas quickly came to mind. But the more I looked at it, I couldn't help think that this gal should be describing they typical ISG photos that come from esteemed member West. Just saying.

Sweetdaisykite

Still having a long unused list of possible available fuckobjects from various datingsites I could not help it but logged into some datingsites again (addiction I guess). This after Keitha left around noon Wednesday. Around 2pm I come across a fine looking girl claiming to live in Quezon. I send her a message and she replies kind of fast. Soon we start webcamming and what a great girl this proved to be. I quickly rule out any scammingactivities and gave her the benefit of the doubts and consider it safe to continue communication. I tried ofcourse to get her to come to my place but as she did not have a babysitter for her child she asked if I could come over. I said yes. I called my securityguy and I let him into my room explaining my plan and we discuss the pro and cons for my upcomming Quezon Tagged girl fieldtrip. But in some ways I enjoy sometimes leaving the monger textbook and take a detour.

We agree my securityguard and a driver will join me as in a safetyprecaution. We have ofcourse thought of the possibility this is some sort of set up. A setup where maby suddenly a guy will show up or simular happenings. I call Tagged girl and explains I will bring some security and she understands still wanting me to come. She promise we will be alone as her parents are away and her small baby will stay at own room.

I grab a bottle of Finlandia and some orangjuice, pop a pack of Kamagra gel and a few beers for the ride. Jump in the hotellimo and off we go. Arrive approx 1 hr later in Maxxxxxi (a, and) str in Quezon (not so far from the circle and a heartcenter). The girl meets us in the street outside her house. We shake hands and in we go together with securityguard. Everything is ok inside and driver and security will wait me. It is almost 7pm and baby is sleeping. We ship a few drinks and start kissing. I rip off her clothes and I do some licking. Tagged girl used to live in Aussie so no wonder she did ship some money back home (nice condo). No shyness this one and I lick her at the diningtable. We did a few sessions without me popping as I was drenched from morningactivities with Keitha. She asked me why I could not come and I told her some nonsense in the line of beeing to aroused beeing with her so I simply could not. We did a bit on and off mostly in the livingroom but also some sessions as in a grand tour around the house. We also layed down in bed to cuddle (not my fav). Towards the end I surprisingly managed to give her a taste of some viking cum. I left around midnight as I did have an early start Thursday with ms preggy Quezon girl (keep it local) and St Lukes (general reports).

Rezyme: Very GFE and PSE in between. Deepthroat and rim job. DATY and DFK. Multiple possitions. Everything BB. Tagged girl data (lets call her Reza) : approx 160, a bit dark skinned, no sign of stretchmarks, tight enough. 40kg. Ratings: 7 looks and 8 performance (according to my system described in the Thailand section and Bangkok thread). But spectaculare body I have to say.

Pics of Reza on table and in ICON (belongs to report that will follow some day as I had to meet her one more time due to the promise of A+ service next time). She refused money so I put a couple of blue notes on a table in the hallway. She said thanks in a sms later. And I promised her a great night out late Thursday night (all on me wow surprise). And back to my secret location we went (irony)

Skogee is on a role. I'm tempted to pm with a request for contact info, but I'm guessing he's too busy to answer. Just got to thank him for the field reports and pics.

I've had similar exp. Like skokee, Sometimes the gals you nurture and set up for the big date are often far subpar or no-show compared to that special one, that very special one where you w log on and meet the same day.

[QUOTE=Skogis; 1415857]Still having a long unused list of possible available fuckobjects from various datingsites

SNIP.

(irony) [/QUOTE]

The other day I got a message from a girl that said "hi"

I respond "hi"

Next message is her saying "I have to go whats your number"

Next day she texts me 3 times before I wake up, I think possible scam so set the meet for a public place and watch my back as we walk to the room, ask her not to text anyone, she laughs at my paranoia. 2 hours later she's out the door no harm done.

And all I had to do was say hi.

[QUOTE=kazhiemae from manila]the life is short.

I do not talk about protecting the money and the sex because I'm not picking girl.

I want lots of friends.

I'm not beautiful like others girls in dateinasia simple but kindly trust me everything?

Do not like the handsome handsome because many can rival.

Many handsome selects a beautiful woman, let's say I'm cute but I still have those who choose this spring he will accepted I know whatever I'm there in my life?

Pilipina is the best wife in the word.

Carring responbility toall here husband[/QUOTE]Run that past me once again, dear!

[QUOTE=X Man; 1416011]Skogee is on a role. I'm tempted to pm with a request for contact info, but I'm guessing he's too busy to answer. Just got to thank him for the field reports and pics.

I've had similar exp. Like skokee, Sometimes the gals you nurture and set up for the big date are often far subpar or no-show compared to that special one, that very special one where you w log on and meet the same day.[/QUOTE]Skogis would be daft to share the contact information of the girls he sexed with other mongers unless he wants to get butt-fucked like Frenzy in a Philippine dungeon. Giving out the girls' contact details would make it all too easy for malicious mongers to show the girls their photos on ISG in an attempt to win some free gratitude pussy from them. Mongering is not meant to be a team sport or Angie's List where guys hand out referrals. Desperate pleas for girls' contact info should be left to the horny helpless Indian mongers on the Mumbai thread. Anyone who can't find their own pussy in the Philippines is beyond all hope. Even a goat can find its way into a bar and buy some pussy.

Point taken. Any sharing should be done with caution. We used to post photos without a care in the world, but now it's wise to cover identifying features. Like here cute little face. What a shame. As for contact info, with some of the guys I know / trust here, we've shared info (by pm) to our mutual benefit.

Some people see the world thru "rose colored glasses". Chocha, what color are your glasses? You really are inscrutable. X.

[QUOTE=Chocha Monger;1416278]Skogis would be daft to share the contact information of the girls he sexed with other mongers unless he wants to get butt-fucked like Frenzy in a Philippine dungeon. Giving out the girls' contact details would make it all too easy for malicious mongers to show the girls their photos on ISG in an attempt to win some free gratitude pussy from them. Mongering is not meant to be a team sport or Angie's List where guys hand out referrals. Desperate pleas for girls' contact info should be left to the horny helpless Indian mongers on the Mumbai thread. Anyone who can't find their own pussy in the Philippines is beyond all hope. Even a goat can find its way into a bar and buy some pussy.[/QUOTE]

It is nice to read a profile that is straight to the point, and funny. Here is one from a Cebu Filipina. I will not disclose her DIA name as no doubt, like the poor Filipina with the face moles, you mongers will suddenly swamp her and she would wonder why all the visitors. And no doubt some warped guy trying to be helpful would spill the beans.

"Heading: Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69. LOL.

I can make a sandwich.

I want to meet a Male with age from 25 to 40 and I want to meet for:

Hmmm I know men have 2 emotions horny and hungry. So if I see him without an erection, ill make him a sandwich"

Sadly I am out of her preferred age range (but that usually doesn't stop me)

KongKing

[QUOTE=KongKing; 1416601]It is nice to read a profile that is straight to the point, and funny. Here is one from a Cebu Filipina. I will not disclose her DIA name as no doubt, like the poor Filipina with the face moles, you mongers will suddenly swamp her and she would wonder why all the visitors. And no doubt some warped guy trying to be helpful would spill the beans.

"Heading: Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69. LOL.

I can make a sandwich.

I want to meet a Male with age from 25 to 40 and I want to meet for:

Hmmm I know men have 2 emotions horny and hungry. So if I see him without an erection, ill make him a sandwich"

Sadly I am out of her preferred age range (but that usually doesn't stop me)

KongKing[/QUOTE]Currently it seems, and after reading all the ISG doom and gloom, a Philippine sandwich is :

"Girl on one side, Police on the other side, Foreigner in the middle".

[QUOTE=Sxxxx; 1416605]Currently it seems, and after reading all the ISG doom and gloom, a Philippine sandwich is :

"Girl on one side, Police on the other side, Foreigner in the middle".[/QUOTE]You win todays " Funniest comment on ISG.

I wonder if the Cebu Penitentiary's Aroz Caldo it to the liking of its newest inmate.

[QUOTE=Sxxxx; 1416605]Currently it seems, and after reading all the ISG doom and gloom, a Philippine sandwich is :

"Girl on one side, Police on the other side, Foreigner in the middle".[/QUOTE]Sxxxx,

You've pretty much summarized the recipe for The Monger's Special:

1 toasted monger. 1 policeman. 1 girl and a whole lot of lettuce.

Next time a Filipina offers a threesome with her friend be sure to ask if her friend is a policeman. The best jokes are the ones that bring levity to perilous situations. The board can use a bit of humor after Filipino chefs on Cebu served up that frenzied pork club sandwich with 15 slices of rye bread.

[QUOTE=Chocha Monger; 1416909]Sxxxx,

You've pretty much summarized the recipe for The Monger's Special:

1 toasted monger. 1 policeman. 1 girl and a whole lot of lettuce.

Next time a Filipina offers a threesome with her friend be sure to ask if her friend is a policeman. The best jokes are the ones that bring levity to perilous situations. The board can use a bit of humor after Filipino chefs on Cebu served up that frenzied pork club sandwich with 15 slices of rye bread.[/QUOTE]Software says I have to provide ten words. I really only wanted to type one : Touche!