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Guys heading to BCN this weekend flying internationally. Between teensbcn or el Eden, where will I have beat option for cum in mouth?

[QUOTE=EMassageBro;2975094]Guys heading to BCN this weekend flying internationally. Between teensbcn or el Eden, where will I have beat option for cum in mouth?[/QUOTE]Roma (Eden) had CIM on the menu when I tried her last week and swallowed like a champ. Lovely girl.

Mention your looking for CIM when contacting on whatsapp and they will tell you which girls offer it.

I enjoy club format more than brothels but I know that's not the scene in Bcn. The Haima group of five or so clubs seems a good option but rarely discussed here. Just very low brow? Anyone with actual boots on the ground intel on the Haima clubs?

I recently got a notification that someone had posted to a thread on SMB that I'm "following". I went back and reread my report. It was almost 7 years ago I made that report. I had a bad experience with this provider, and it seems 1 other poster had a similar experience to myself, and a third had a bad experience for other reasons. This was only from the first page, I didn't check for any other bad reports. But based on that first page, everyone else seemed to have a fantastic feedback for her.

Makes me think why I had such a bad time with her.

Did I put her off somehow? I'm just an average person, that could easily blend into the background in a crowded room and not be noticed. Certainly not a person someone would run from or to. Unless she didn't like Asians, and here I'm referring to the far eastern Asian that one wouldn't need to clarify upon over 40 years ago and not the new age Indian Asians that people refer to when they use that term now.

Yes, she could have had an off day, but even then I've seen providers on their off days and I had a lot more engagement from them than I did with Georgina. Her interaction was pretty much non existent.

Anyway, that was a long time ago, it's done and dusted. But when I glance back at those reports, it does make me a little jealous that most people had a great time with her and I didn't.

As they say, YMMV.

[QUOTE=StevieW;2975612]I recently got a notification that someone had posted to a thread on SMB that I'm "following". I went back and reread my report. It was almost 7 years ago I made that report. I had a bad experience with this provider, and it seems 1 other poster had a similar experience to myself, and a third had a bad experience for other reasons. This was only from the first page, I didn't check for any other bad reports. But based on that first page, everyone else seemed to have a fantastic feedback for her.

Makes me think why I had such a bad time with her.

Did I put her off somehow? I'm just an average person, that could easily blend into the background in a crowded room and not be noticed. Certainly not a person someone would run from or to. Unless she didn't like Asians, and here I'm referring to the far eastern Asian that one wouldn't need to clarify upon over 40 years ago and not the new age Indian Asians that people refer to when they use that term now.

Yes, she could have had an off day, but even then I've seen providers on their off days and I had a lot more engagement from them than I did with Georgina. Her interaction was pretty much non existent.

Anyway, that was a long time ago, it's done and dusted. But when I glance back at those reports, it does make me a little jealous that most people had a great time with her and I didn't.

As they say, YMMV.[/QUOTE]Looks like she did anal in the past, but now not anymore. Too bad. FWIW, I do take negative reports into consideration when choosing. Luckily there's plenty of girls with no bad stuff written about them.

[QUOTE=AnalKnight;2975861]Looks like she did anal in the past, but now not anymore. Too bad. FWIW, I do take negative reports into consideration when choosing. Luckily there's plenty of girls with no bad stuff written about them.[/QUOTE]I may have worded it badly, but that's kind of what I'm trying to say.

Just on 1 page of reports, 99% seems great, and an odd report that you might think "ok there's a reason for that". And then when it's your turn, it completely contradicts what nearly everyone else has said. I get that people have their off days, but even on an off day, I wouldn't expect such a terrible service. So just makes me wonder what happens to make them flip like that.

So barcelona next week!

What is the best stripclubs in town?

Is there any club where you can get private dances with fully nude girls and touch and maybe also a HJ or BJ in the private both? .

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2968943]My fave venue therefore is Felinas because its luxe. Tho I understand most folks here use other venues. I like the look of Felinas sister club La Suite. And they even have a small bar area.

Anyone have any intel on La Suite? As nice as it looks? Good lineup? How does the bar work you can have a drink before and girls come by? You can have a drink but have to call for a lineup? Drink after to wind down?.[/QUOTE]At Steve9696,

Just one dated visit (before corona) during daytime to La Suite. The bar was not working (no girls hanging around), but I was offered a drink if I recall correctly. Nighttime can be different, I guess. It worked pretty much as any other brothel: You are greeted by the mamacita, and you get a presentation alone in a separate room.

At the time I visited (a looong time ago) I was impressed by the lineup and the service given by the girl. Also, a bit more luxurioius facilities. But far more expensive than any other walk-in brothel with a lineup back then. At the time La Suite had the reputation of being the place where they located the best Felina girls (same owners). Later reports seem to contradict this assumption though.

At Puttex,

Generally, the "strip clubs" of Barcelona look nothing like American strip clubs with pole dance and lap dances in the back. They usually look more like a European "contact bar" where the girls hang around waiting for you to buy them a drink, and then persuade you to get in the back or a nearby hotel for "some more fun". There may be exceptions to this formate. Most "strip clubs" in central Barcelona are infamous for being catered for tourists (way overpriced and poor performance / sometimes rip-offs).

At StevieW,

Can you trust reports at SexoMercado and other forums? At least you need to weed out reports from pimps with a dozen nicks who cover up a bad review with multiple glowing reports. Sad but true.

Then, of course, there is a chance of ymmv.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2968947]Wow she's fucking beautiful. Stunning if she has skills to match.[/QUOTE]Oh yes, she loves sex a lot, excellent GFE!

[QUOTE=Shark16;2976200]

Can you trust reports at SexoMercado and other forums? At least you need to weed out reports from pimps with a dozen nicks who cover up a bad review with multiple glowing reports. Sad but true.

Then, of course, there is a chance of ymmv.[/QUOTE]Besides this place, it's still the best resource out there. Got some great tips from sexomarcadobcn that paid off dividends.

[QUOTE=AnalKnight;2976723]Besides this place, it's still the best resource out there. Got some great tips from sexomarcadobcn that paid off dividends.[/QUOTE]Agreed. I did not want to imply anything else. SMB has given me some great tips in the past. It has also flopped and is not always updated. I am not convinced they have a strong enough moderation as the best forums (elsewhere) have. Still the best I am aware of with regard to the Barcelona scene.

Besides trying to help StevieW understand, I was trying to encourage everyone to take everything you read on this and other forums with a grain of salt. I believe that is healthy. If something / someone only gets glowing reports, then it makes me wonder. If a gent always write glowing reports, then that is of less value to me (possibly fake). Even the best girls have flaws that could be mentioned.

For instance: If I want a good hotel, I pick a hotel with a good score, but I always read the most negative comments. Negative comments are the most valuable. Most of the time you can smile and brush it off, but sometimes you can learn something and make another choice.

But back to StevieW. There could be a number of reasons why his experience vary from the majority: Fake reports. Bad day for the girl for private reasons. Internal cat fights can ruin a girl's mood. The client before StevieW was terrible. Last session of the night/long week and she was exhausted. Chemistry did not work (ymmv). She was new and inexperienced, but have learned the tricks by now. (Or she was once fresh with enthusiasm, but is now spoiled and lacks the standards she used to have). The list can go on and on. At the end of the day you just brush it off and move on.

[QUOTE=Shark16;2976818]Agreed. I did not want to imply anything else. SMB has given me some great tips in the past. It has also flopped and is not always updated. I am not convinced they have a strong enough moderation as the best forums (elsewhere) have. Still the best I am aware of with regard to the Barcelona scene.

Besides trying to help StevieW understand, I was trying to encourage everyone to take everything you read on this and other forums with a grain of salt. I believe that is healthy. If something / someone only gets glowing reports, then it makes me wonder. If a gent always write glowing reports, then that is of less value to me (possibly fake). Even the best girls have flaws that could be mentioned..[/QUOTE]Don't mind me. I was just complaining a bit, and probably jealous that I didn't get a good one.

In general, SMB works good enough for me. Like you, I usually check out the bad reports first. But there are also a good number of reviewers there that have been posting for a long time that I'm inclined to trust their judgements. My main point was that with most providers you can usually tell if they're having an off day, but with this particular one, she made the off days of other providers seem like an experience from heaven. So was it something about me that made her not even want to put in a little effort? Iirc, I was probably one of her last, if not the last, appointments of that day, so it may well have been she was tired and couldn't be bothered too much. Well, it was a long time ago and I was over it, but that notification about a new report just made me have another look and just got me thinking again. I'm not going to an answer because if I asked her, she's probably forgotten already.

Another reason it doesn't matter too much is that I very rarely do repeats. I'm like a kid in a sweet shop, I just want to try everything. So I do expect to have some bad interactions, it's just a shame when I do especially after you've read mostly good reports.

Anyway, I haven't been able to travel for over 3 years now so not sure when I'll be back in Barca again.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2975364]I enjoy club format more than brothels but I know that's not the scene in Bcn. The Haima group of five or so clubs seems a good option but rarely discussed here. Just very low brow? Anyone with actual boots on the ground intel on the Haima clubs?[/QUOTE]Well I guess I get to answer my own question. Read on for the full debrief on three of the five Haima clubs.

Ariana and I packed it in about 1:30 AM after a lovely CIM and some cigs and chat on my terrace. It was my last night in Barca so I thought I'the get the scoop on the Haima group. Five contact bars with onsite rooms. Sounds ideal but almost zero intel on ISG about it.

So off I go in search of an adventure. I started at Haima Mutaner since it was closest. And landed there maybe 1:45. It's a small narrow club. There were about five girls there. I'the say mostly 5-6 to my taste nothing to move me past my 8 Heineken.

The girls in all the clubs (stay tuned) push hard for drinks so expect an initial assault and fend them off. Take a hard line. The drinks are 50 and a half hour of sex is 88. You do the math.

Although no one worth fucking, especially with an already emptied ball sack I met a cool Brazilian dude and his friend and we chatted a good bit. So much so that we buddied up to head to Haima Urgell.

Haima Urgell is only a smidge larger but feels more open and more girls. Maybe 7-9 girls. And the talent was definitely better. A couple 7's. And maybe an 8. Got massively assaulted again to the point of it being somewhat annoying but eventually settled in. I mighta considered taking the 8 but her full court press turned me off.

Another Heineken down it's about 3 AM I guess and I find that Haima Roma is literally across the street. So I decide to bop over there and see the action. Again maybe 7 or so girls and some pretty ones in the mix. Still kinda a 5-7 crowd in terms of looks.

I drink my beer for a bit and don't feel the same intense pressure. One girl approaches but I dismiss her. After a bit I notice there is a clump of four girls behind me to my left. So I pivot my stool around to check them out. They are all not bad but definitely Camilla catches my eye. Very pretty face and clearly a banging set of naturals. Colombian.

I awkwardly chat a bit with the group. My Spanish isn't good but I can follow a bit. And when things get dicey the Brasilian girl in the group helps me out since we can talk better. Eventually they ask for drinks and if I want to take all four of them but I say no but I will take ONE of them to the room in a bit. They ask me who and I say "her" pointing to Camilla.

Well I guess "in a bit" doesn't make it thru translation and she pops up and off we go! Fortunately I have the presence of mind to key into the translator "blowjob without condom. Ok?" She says no and I say oh I'm sorry and then she says "a little". Having cracked the door open, I key in +20 and she lights up and says yes! (Very key. Do not skip this step!

We pay the 88 to the mamasan and Camilla gets her cut and off we go. (Beware of 10% credit card markup). The extra 20 for BBBJ is between us and will be given in the room. She presses for a drink again and I shut it down. Just the sex maam!

In the room she stalls a bit with do I want to smoke. Do I want some coke. I decline both but she takes a small hit. Shower and get down to it.

I'm plenty tired so she has to work me up a bit but her BJ is on point and no issue doing BLS. It is pretty short by my standards, maybe 5 minutes, and she reaches for the condom and I don't protest.

She mounts up cowgirl and starts her ride or die. I am going to be perilously hard to finish so no concern here despite her frenetic ministrations. Her tits are superb. Def a bit of mom drop and softness but still very lovely and great to knead the fuck out of from the bottom.

We fuck in mish and the Steve and doggie and it's all quite good but no dice. We eventually swap to me jacking off and her working her pussy. At one point she grabs my free hand and plants it on her pussy. Love that! She has "god pussy" and it feels absolutely fabulous fingering her inside. This combo usually gets it done but not this late and prior CIM w Ariana. So when the time comes and the phone rings, we call it a day.

I was damn close and what's 88 so I say let's do another half. We kinda lose the momentum here because we have to call the mama in to swipe the card and Camilla convinces me to buy her a drink finally. She's been really submissive and fulfilling her bargain so I don't mind. (There was a lot more BBBJ also).

But eventually we get back at it. She really does a great job on the BJ and balls and gets me very hard and goes for the condom and I say not yet. And move her to Steve 2 which she finds confusing but catches on. Being blown while fingering god pussy has to be one of life's finest experiences and we do it for a good bit. But now its time to fuck!

Getting the condom on is a joke. I've had to buy some Durex locally and they don't fit well and we are struggling to figure out which side goes out and my dick is getting soft. I have her BJ a bit more but then only get the condom on like 2/3 of the way down and we both shrug and I slide in mish.

I start slow and then get to slamming and it feels really great. In fact it feels too great! And I wonder if the condom has slipped further up my dick. It feels so absolutely amazing in her god pussy that the thought is quickly dismissed. The build gets sooooo strong and damn if I don't drop a load only 15 minutes into our second half hour. Wow. That was some god pussy for sure.

As I pull out we both go to grip the base of the condom but it's nowhere to be found! She starts fishing around and way up inside her she finds it. It has rolled back to initial shape! What a couple of boneheads. It was clearly inside out and retracted pretty soon after entry. Fortunately it did seem to capture most of the cum. And more importantly she seems completely unconcerned! Just fishes it out and hands it to me. What a trooper.

Now a lot girls would pack it then but there are TWO consummate professionals at work here. She plans to get me to extend another half by starting to blow me again! And I know that I'm going to take all I can get and call it a day when the phone rings!

So she does some lovely blowjob and then we fuck in the Steve. Hard and fast balls slapping against her taint. Actually a great 15 minutes before the phone rings and we call it a day. She didn't seem upset when I say let's go. Def a solid professional girl who will take as much as she can but also knows the game.

A European kiss goodbye and I head back to my hotel fully satiated at 4:30. Was honestly really great session.

Summary of Haima clubs: Sure there are prettier girls at some of the high end brothels and even gems at some lower ones. But if you prefer the club pickup scene like I do I would definitely recommend the Haima clubs. It's no Scandallo or even a Vive. But fend off the sharks and maybe hit a few of the clubs till you find your girl and it's a very solid option. I'the recommend them.

I am preparing for an extended trip to Spain and need some help understanding the description of services translated into English. Can you tell me what the following terms mean (specifically and unambiguously:

1) "I accept all kinds f compliments (FR)".

2) "Full experience (FR)".

3) Natural experience (FR)".

4) "Very natural experience (gr)" - which I inferred relates to Greek.

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