Stupid Shit in Brazil

[QUOTE=TheCane;3071483]That's what OKSwimmer entitled this post that he made on March 19, 2026, [B]after[/B] he had been praising Scandallo to high Heaven (but then he came back giving high praises to Scandallo again after this). WTH? Does it sound like the same man who wrote the now famous "Reddit Report"? I'll let you decide. Some of it may be a little hard to follow because he was responding to multiple quotes (scroll down to see), but you get the gist. Who needs Scandallo when you have Casarao? Right? But wait a minute, wait a minute! Scandallo is good after all he said. At least that was the last thing he said about it. Who knows what's next?[/QUOTE]I remember wasting hours in Scandallo because women were asking for well over 400 USD. One I met in the middle with but her not being happy reflected in the shit service. She also renegged on BBJ, GFE, and ddint do shit in bed. The hottest and most fun girl I managed to find and fuck there wasnt even Brazilian LOL she was from Paraguay. She offered me 800 BRL and I got everything I wanted after searching all night.

Meanwhile at Casarao I met this gorgeous blonde who offered me 1 K for an all nighter. BBJ. As many rounds as I wanted. She was pleasant to be around and I had zero issues. Her friend was down for a threesome too and even recorded me fucking her friend. Way better experience.

[QUOTE=WaltoDerri;3074582]I remember wasting hours in Scandallo because women were asking for well over 400 USD. One I met in the middle with but her not being happy reflected in the shit service. She also renegged on BBJ, GFE, and ddint do shit in bed. The hottest and most fun girl I managed to find and fuck there wasnt even Brazilian LOL she was from Paraguay. She offered me 800 BRL and I got everything I wanted after searching all night.

Meanwhile at Casarao I met this gorgeous blonde who offered me 1 K for an all nighter. BBJ. As many rounds as I wanted. She was pleasant to be around and I had zero issues. Her friend was down for a threesome too and even recorded me fucking her friend. Way better experience.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=WaltoDerri;3074582]I remember wasting hours in Scandallo because women were asking for well over 400 USD. One I met in the middle with but her not being happy reflected in the shit service. She also renegged on BBJ, GFE, and ddint do shit in bed. The hottest and most fun girl I managed to find and fuck there wasnt even Brazilian LOL she was from Paraguay. She offered me 800 BRL and I got everything I wanted after searching all night. [/QUOTE]I do not mean to cast doubt on your report, but I have to tell you I have never received CBJ in Scan or even experienced a girl trying to initiate one in all the times I have been to Scan and I believe that my cumulative experiences is the same experience of most if not all punters who frequent Scandallo. So, what went wrong? I can only come up with 3 scenarios that explain what happened to you: 1. You had extremely bad luck, 2. There was a failure to read the signs accurately during the interview, or 3. The last possible explanation; your personal hygiene stinks (no offence intended). It's got to be one of these reasons and if not #3, then definitely #1 or #2.

On a happier note, I met a tall 5'10" Paraguayan girl in Scandallo one night too and I had a great session with her. So good that when she what'sapped me a about week later to tell me she had moved to Bahamas boate, I met her there and took her back to my hotel and had another great night with her.

That said, if you prefer Casarao over Scan for whatever reason, then go for it. Casarao is a great bordello!

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3074381]The best all time posters are sperto, jimmyboy, and mr entertainal, not necessarily in that order, but due to the accurate quality of their maps, posts, and intel.

Just posting this not to stir controversy (I would never do that) but for the new ISG members looking for accurate intel.[/QUOTE]I would suggest new members also read recent reports from Steve, The Cane and Okswimmer for various aesthetics and budgets.

The Reports of Distinction is a good place to start.

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;3074677]I would suggest new members also read recent reports from Steve, The Cane and Okswimmer for various aesthetics and budgets. The Reports of Distinction is a good place to start.[/QUOTE]There are a lot of guys who produce a lot of good information. Let's not forget Tochka and SocratesNY who offer lots of good advice on how to work the Brazilian scene. And the RODs are indeed an excellent place to start. I always encourage newbies to read as much there as they can. Gain the knowledge therein. Then ask informed questions to fill in any knowledge gaps they have, and the more seasoned guys will be happy to help because they will see you have done your homework rather than just sitting back and expecting everybody to spoon feed you, especially when so much information is already here and easily accessible if you just RTFF. I know it's a lot, but that's why the focus should be on the RODs where you're going to be reading some of the best of the absolute best reports without having to sift through all of the chaff.

RPF is the critical thing a reader should be aware of.

Like, if you are finding a surgeon to do laproscopic surgery near your nutsac, you want a surgeon who does 3+ a day and is still licensed to book you a double occupancy room at the best hospital in Rio (for which you will pay in cash, samaritano near bambina hotel BTW).

When you read, dear reader, ask yourself -- what are the reports per fuck (reports per fuck)?

And is the guy getting paid, and how?

Look up ' jimmyboy' on gp-guia dot net, and consider, that writer gets paid $100 r or $20 usd per post on gp-guia.

If a writer is writing for the dopamine hit from writing, that is maybe legit, or maybe sus, but those are relevant questions, dear reader.

Now, since I write this from the lecture in the church of pagans, of which there are millions of posts around the world, I end this with.

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;3074677]I would suggest new members also read recent reports from Steve, The Cane and Okswimmer for various aesthetics and budgets.

The Reports of Distinction is a good place to start.[/QUOTE]

I'm officially done with Spain and Europe, I'm moving my PTA businesses to Brazil.

If you like online sites such as one below are requiring age verification.

[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/rio-de-janeiro[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheCritic;3075754]If you like online sites such as one below are requiring age verification.

[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/rio-de-janeiro[/URL][/QUOTE]I had to do this a few months ago. If I am correct, it only took my picture of video to see if I looked of age.

[QUOTE=WaltoDerri;3074582]I remember wasting hours in Scandallo because women were asking for well over 400 USD. One I met in the middle with but her not being happy reflected in the shit service. She also renegged on BBJ, GFE, and ddint do shit in bed. The hottest and most fun girl I managed to find and fuck there wasnt even Brazilian LOL she was from Paraguay. She offered me 800 BRL and I got everything I wanted after searching all night.

Meanwhile at Casarao I met this gorgeous blonde who offered me 1 K for an all nighter. BBJ. As many rounds as I wanted. She was pleasant to be around and I had zero issues. Her friend was down for a threesome too and even recorded me fucking her friend. Way better experience.[/QUOTE]At one point many years ago, I definitely thought Scandallo was better, but it's not about that anymore. Casarao is much improved, and it's more about both clubs are good, but different. However, at the current exchange rate, if you think you're going to find a great provider at Scandallo for 800 reals, then yes you're going to waste a lot of time, and that's 100% on you. If that's what you want to pay, then you're better off sticking with other clubs like Casarao and Gaugin. A basic tenet of successful mongering is know the market you're working and adjust your expectations and tactics accordingly. I've never had a bad session at Scandallo (not yet knock on wood). One critical reason for that is because I understand and remember where I'm at and what it should cost at that particular club, and I don't walk around in vain lowballing one girl after another, and expecting that if I do get one to accept, then she's still going to be motivated to do a good job. Imagine if you're a businessman and someone wants to lowball you on the price for your services. Are you going to be as motivated to perform that contract as you would be if offered what you believe to be within the going rate range for that particular service? Keep it real guys. If it were you, then you wouldn't like that treatment. So, why do you think it's fair and reasonable that someone else should? Keep it real. And just go to another club!

[QUOTE=TheCane;3080404]At one point many years ago, I definitely thought Scandallo was better, but it's not about that anymore. Casarao is much improved, and it's more about both clubs are good, but different. However, at the current exchange rate, if you think you're going to find a great provider at Scandallo for 800 reals, then yes you're going to waste a lot of time, and that's 100% on you. If that's what you want to pay, then you're better off sticking with other clubs like Casarao and Gaugin. A basic tenet of successful mongering is know the market you're working and adjust your expectations and tactics accordingly. I've never had a bad session at Scandallo (not yet knock on wood). One critical reason for that is because I understand and remember where I'm at and what it should cost at that particular club, and[u] I don't walk around in vain lowballing one girl after another, and expecting that if I do get one to accept, then she's still going to be motivated to do a good job.[/u] [B]Imagine if you're a businessman and someone wants to[u] lowball you on the price for your services.[/u] Are you going to be as motivated to perform that contract as you would be if offered what you believe to be within the going rate range for that particular service? Keep it real guys. If it were you, then you wouldn't like that treatment. So, why do you think it's fair and reasonable that someone else should? Keep it real. And just go to another club![/b][/QUOTE]Preach Brother!! If an individual, organization, or company makes a low-ball contract offer I would not accept. When searching for a job how many job offers has anyone turned down because the company gave you a lowball offer.

If you let them make the offer, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. If you make the offer because you know the price range, it is often better to make a fair, informed offer yourself. They can accept it, counter with a higher figure (you determine if that is reasonable or counter) or they/you walk / decline.

[QUOTE=TheCritic;3080444]If you let them make the offer, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. If you make the offer because you know the price range, it is often better to make a fair, informed offer yourself. They can accept it, counter with a higher figure (you determine if that is reasonable or counter) or they/you walk / decline.[/QUOTE]There is no advantage in who makes the first offer. If they make an offer first, you also can accept, counter with a lower figure, or decline. People are not going to accept less than they are going to accept because of who made the opening offer. Hell, you may be offering way more than they were willing to accept. Mongers be coming up with some crazy rituals.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3080613]Hell, you may be offering way more than they were willing to accept.[/QUOTE]Now how you sound. Did you think before you wrote that? Mongers be writing anything just to write something.

[QUOTE=TheCritic;3080808]Now how you sound. Did you think before you wrote that? Mongers be writing anything just to write something.[/QUOTE]So it is not possible for you to have in your mind paying $300, but if you asked the price first, she could say something less than $300? How is that writing "anything just to write something?" Maybe English is not your first language and you interpreted something incorrectly. Either that or you are retarded.

So Vagabundo was in a certain prive yesterday, and having flipped through old pictures, he saw a pic of a girl he really, really loved, and that would be Rebecca, who as it turns out Mr E also met.

I was fucking a regular, and it was rounding minute 40 or so, and the dirty talk and porn was such that I was like, I want Rebecca and Maya in a threesome!

Those of us who know, know.

Add in the friggin dialogue of Annette schwartz in her worst best Tarantino -esque moments from blacksonblondes.

Ah, Rio, you can say shit with these girls that if you said them in pussy prison the warden (the primates with pussies) would do all their French feminazi gynofascist BS and lock up your nuts in a vice and send all that to either their divorce lawyer or their city attorney and throw away the key.

So, it was like 250/43 for a decent though far from optimal check the box fuk.

Then we two ISGers went on a mission to "boteco belmonte leblon' which was one of six targets on wingman's non pro list.

Address.

Dias ferreira 521.

Ok, first, top economic tier, rich crowd of super hot women and unfortunately big hairy apes of which we added two to the mix. It was recon. We walked up and down dias ferreira, had sushi (350 r) across the street, got a table at boteco belmonte around midnight, and tried to talk to a few girls, successfully getting contact from a few, being 42 and well, older, but muay thai'd, we did OK, just a shakedown cruise, as it were to the best Zona Sul 'hood, IMHO, if you HAVE to live in Zona Sul, logistics wins wars, live near Metro Aterro Quental near streets dias ferreira / rua general urquiza, whose name I announted with several great sessions in an airbnb, back in the day.

The real rich though, prefer barra, rest assured. But if a wingman wants to see those locales, I don't mind going with after blowing a load.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3080613]There is no advantage in who makes the first offer. If they make an offer first, you also can accept, counter with a lower figure, or decline. People are not going to accept less than they are going to accept because of who made the opening offer. Hell, you may be offering way more than they were willing to accept. Mongers be coming up with some crazy rituals.[/QUOTE]

Shabatt Shalom, my flock of Ron Jeremy Bear Jew Pipe Hitting Passport Bros. Here is the quote that makes Mr. E, arguably, the greatest travel writer since Benjamin Franklin and Mark Twain. Maybe you are thinking the American Dream is something that it is not. To me it is being able to get enough money to do what you want. And if that want is living in another place then Dream achieved.

Mr Enternational.

Now, the case that Sperto is the greatest all time writer on ISG is:

Silencio.

In other words, the man writes accurate, actionable intel like there are two morenas with big tits who do great duplas at Annes Massagem, that you can also go do, like back in 2013, with maps, and Vagabundo, then a young rabbi jedi warrior with his select fire MG338 and Negev 7 as a back up went down the street from metro Sans Pena, and sucked on those big mulatta tittties, all oiled up and sensitive, one of them pregnant, which is a nice thing for a tongue, either way, the Brazilians are all about sharin' and sharin' is carin'.

Ole Ben Franklin, who surely is writing here, though the fingers of Vagabundo, and Mr. E couldn't have said it better himself.

Oh, by the way, look up 'passport bro' on [URL]economist.com[/URL].

The brits have gone soft. All their ships are in service, but their pricks are hard, even though the pussies on offer are mainly terrorist and Brazilian, hah!

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3075019]RPF is the critical thing a reader should be aware of.

Like, if you are finding a surgeon to do laproscopic surgery near your nutsac, you want a surgeon who does 3+ a day and is still licensed to book you a double occupancy room at the best hospital in Rio (for which you will pay in cash, samaritano near bambina hotel BTW).

When you read, dear reader, ask yourself -- what are the reports per fuck (reports per fuck)?

And is the guy getting paid, and how?

Look up ' jimmyboy' on gp-guia dot net, and consider, that writer gets paid $100 r or $20 usd per post on gp-guia.

If a writer is writing for the dopamine hit from writing, that is maybe legit, or maybe sus, but those are relevant questions, dear reader.

Now, since I write this from the lecture in the church of pagans, of which there are millions of posts around the world, I end this with.[/QUOTE]