Puerto Vallarta

Apologies for delayed report. This goes back two weeks from today.

Arrived with a buddy who has never been to Mexico and is shy as shit. Got our keys to the condo which I highly recommend you get one instead of a hotel that will charge you for everything and bill you for stuff you didnt do or buy in the first place. I am paranoid as hell about getting off a plane and not being able to find the owner for the keys etc ect. There is nothing to this, hit craigs list or message me for a killer link to great condos rented out.

The owner picked me up at the airport and took us straight to the condo and off to Zone we went. I promised a BLACKHAWK 69 I would'nt tear up the local chicas as he thought I would spend all my MSB and not be down to party the next day when he arrived, so I went to Chava's bar Alazanez for my friend to sample some mexican dishes. I paid for his girl so he didnt have to worry bout shit. After 20 min he couldnt get hard as he was a babe in wonderland and nervous, so the Puta charged him another 650 Pesos for 20 more min for the same result. I was furious she scammed him as I usually throw her business.

Bailed and went back to condo.

Next Day Black Hawk and I arrived in Zona and Picked up a Puta I saw the day b4. Spoke good english and was quite fun back at Blackhawks condo. I picked up a girl and we all went back for a nice night of partying. about 5 am two skanks arrived that were looking to party with us and couldnt find the condo. I was hammered and figured WTF so I did them both and they split 500 pesos. Both a little fat but one was 20 and was like 38. Got into the 20 yr old and the older one slapped my ass and said my turn. I didnt bring a 2x4 to strap to my arse and fell into that gapping hole, so went back to the 20 yr old. ( blackhawk has their names if u want them ) so pulled condom off and showered the youngin with a massive load in her hair and face :) Dont think she was amused but I didnt care :p

The next night was pure chaos at Zona... Will post that mess up next

EX

EX,

Good to hear from you. I was worried. Nice report. It was so chaotic the next two nights that I never got to hear what you guys did the first night.

I found a new massage place with happy ending. Coming into town after cobblestones start there is a Pemex on the left. Turn right and on the right hand side behind a taco stand there is a massage place. There are 2 girls and are very friendly and nice looking. One is called Myra. HE and touching. Massage was good. You can ask for half hour or longer if you want

Also, coming into town across from the Buenaventura hotel is another place on the left side of the street. Both girls are in play. Not the prettiest but good.

Also the place around the corner from El Torito in Old Town (can't remember the name). The lady who owns it will do a HE if you ask but no touching.

[QUOTE=Pvtrader]I found a new massage place with happy ending. Coming into town after cobblestones start there is a Pemex on the left. Turn right and on the right hand side behind a taco stand there is a massage place. There are 2 girls and are very friendly and nice looking. One is called Myra. HE and touching. Massage was good. You can ask for half hour or longer if you want

Also, coming into town across from the Buenaventura hotel is another place on the left side of the street. Both girls are in play. Not the prettiest but good.

Also the place around the corner from El Torito in Old Town (can't remember the name). The lady who owns it will do a HE if you ask but no touching.[/QUOTE]

Nice report on a much needed and sought after service. Thank you. Do you remember the names? Is there a "massage" sign outside?

Vitrea

A name would help a lot to find the places!

EDIT:

Is this the Massage Place next to the Pemex when you enter town? I also found this Massage Place next to AXA Seguros across from the Buenaventura Hotel. Please tell as if this places are correct.

[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]A name would help a lot to find the places!

EDIT:

Is this the Massage Place next to the Pemex when you enter town? I also found this Massage Place next to AXA Seguros across from the Buenaventura Hotel. Please tell as if this places are correct.[/QUOTE]I think your first picture must be correct for Pvtrader's massage parlor discovery, because the location on Calle Honduras matches his description and it is indeed behind a taco stand which has been there for years. The Google Maps link: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&ll=20.619008,-105.231342&spn=0,359.961419&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.619013,-105.231454&panoid=GONdau8P-H-JtdDJZg1ozw&cbp=12,8.88,,2,1.57[/url] (Give the photo some time to load if you're on a slow Internet connection. You can zoom and pan with the controls if so inclined.)

Pvtrader's second place, across from the Buenaventura Hotel, was probably this one: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.619647,-105.231033&panoid=f-xNi9v-Bvvhpvv5g4_eXA&cbp=12,63.28,,2,2&ll=20.619851,-105.231085&spn=0,359.961419&z=15[/url]

Pvtrader's third place, around the corner from El Torito, was probably Massage Lily: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&ll=20.60286,-105.236406&spn=0,359.961419&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.602892,-105.236274&panoid=Df2psDcU4EJ3EpXbwjQNhQ&cbp=12,331.45,,1,-9.71[/url]

Hi to all.

I have been lurking here for some time and have been grateful for all the good info I have picked up. I decided it was time to sign up with Jackson and get the full service (ha ha) and maybe offer some feedback where possible.

I have used the services of two of the massage shops mentioned below, the one on Honduras and Lily's. The Honduras shop does provide extras (HJ), and at a very reasonable rate. At Lily's I have had a mx from Gracia, not the owner. Gracia declined extras when I asked, to bad as she is pretty hot. Has anyone had any success with Gracia?

OK, Cheers to all

I have been given info that there is a bar out past (north) of the Zona Roja that may be worth a visit to explore.

I was told the name of the bar is either 'Golden Bar' or 'Golden Boy', and no, it is not a gay bar to my understanding, ha ha.

The other night while out for a bar crawl with a couple of bud's our taxi driver did not know of the place and we could not get any other helpful guidance that night.

Does anyone have any intel on such a bar and if it is worth a visit there?

Cheers.

Hi,

Recently I received some info about a bar out past (north) of the Zona Roja called either 'Golden Bar' or 'Golden Boy' and no, it is not a gay bar !!! ha ha

The other night while out on a bar crawl with some mates our taxi driver did not know of such a bar and we were unable to get any other helpful guidance that night.

Does anyone have any intel on such a place that they could pass on ?

Thanks and Cheers.

Thanks for all the usefull information guys! Can you also tell us more about the prices for a massage followed by a Hand Job?

I have personally known Lilly for years, as I had a business next door to hers, and I find it very hard to believe she would give any hand job or anything of sexual nature. I have known probably 20 or more guys who have attempted it with no success, and there have been posts to that effect on here as well. I am not saying pvtrader is full of bullshit, but from my extensive knowledge of Lilly, including on a personal level, I find it hard to believe.

I am trying to locate a bar called 'Golden Bar' (???). I am told it is located out just north of the Zona Roja but I am having trouble finding any more info on it.

Does anyone have any intel on it or more detailed site info. I am wondering if it is worth the travel out that way for a visit?

Cheers

[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]I have personally known Lilly for years, as I had a business next door to hers, and I find it very hard to believe she would give any hand job or anything of sexual nature. I have known probably 20 or more guys who have attempted it with no success, and there have been posts to that effect on here as well. I am not saying pvtrader is full of bullshit, but from my extensive knowledge of Lilly, including on a personal level, I find it hard to believe.[/QUOTE]I have known her since 2002. She does the extra favor. Apparently she chooses who to oblige.

[QUOTE=Don Tonto]I think your first picture must be correct for Pvtrader's massage parlor discovery, because the location on Calle Honduras matches his description and it is indeed behind a taco stand which has been there for years. The Google Maps link: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&ll=20.619008,-105.231342&spn=0,359.961419&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.619013,-105.231454&panoid=GONdau8P-H-JtdDJZg1ozw&cbp=12,8.88,,2,1.57[/url] (Give the photo some time to load if you're on a slow Internet connection. You can zoom and pan with the controls if so inclined.)

Pvtrader's second place, across from the Buenaventura Hotel, was probably this one: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.619647,-105.231033&panoid=f-xNi9v-Bvvhpvv5g4_eXA&cbp=12,63.28,,2,2&ll=20.619851,-105.231085&spn=0,359.961419&z=15[/url]

Pvtrader's third place, around the corner from El Torito, was probably Massage Lily: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&ll=20.60286,-105.236406&spn=0,359.961419&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.602892,-105.236274&panoid=Df2psDcU4EJ3EpXbwjQNhQ&cbp=12,331.45,,1,-9.71[/url][/QUOTE]All 3 correct.

Hola All :)

I have worked out my travel schedule and have confirmed flights into PVR for April 8th-13th. Please PM me if you wish to get together whilst Im in town. Brews,Bitches,or Beach...I'm down for all :P

Cheers,

Exthalmus