Shooting yourself in the foot
[QUOTE=BogaB; 1485059]That's correct, all the addresses are available on auxxx. On Punter Planet, they have this fantasy that only PP members can work out the cryptic clues and the authorities are too dumb to be able to do so.
Still it's better than sending them to the wrong address as one well known poster genuinely did here![/QUOTE]I'm aware of multiple ML's who have either disappeared completely from the game or had to tone down their service significantly as a result of some the very specific information shared here. Personally, it's not doing me any favours when my regulars are suddenly spooked by what they read here.
Shooting yourself in the foot
[QUOTE=BogaB; 1485059]That's correct, all the addresses are available on auxxx. On Punter Planet, they have this fantasy that only PP members can work out the cryptic clues and the authorities are too dumb to be able to do so.
Still it's better than sending them to the wrong address as one well known poster genuinely did here![/QUOTE]I'm aware of multiple ML's who have either disappeared completely from the game or had to tone down their service significantly as a result of some the very specific information shared here. Personally, it's not doing me any favours when my regulars are suddenly spooked by what they read here. Keeping the reports a little cryptic is the way to go to protect the gems.
Review of the Paramount Retail Centre in CBD Melbourne
The Paramount Retail Centre is the nearest you will get to Bangkok's Nana Plaza in Melbourne. Six massage shops in a three store shopping plaza. All the seediness of Nana Plaza and none of the fun. It nevertheless serves a purpose, which is of course, to demonstrate beyond all reasonable doubt that if you take mongering at all seriously, you really need to go elsewhere. The Centre has two entrances, one at 108 Bourke Street and one on the other side, at 101 Little Bourke Street.
From time to time, The Paramount will appear in a newspaper article. There is supposedly a notorious brothel operating here. The place they are referring to here is the Paramount Therapy and Sauna (ph: 03 9663 6639) located on the Upper Bourke Street Level in shop 11. Newspaper reporters like to make this claim because the government department responsible for regulating brothels and sex workers is situated across the street from The Paramount and it is, if you believe what you read, yet another instance of government incompetence. You can get a spa and sauna here. You can also get a very average quality massage here. More often than not you will also be offered some overpriced extras. When I was there a while ago I received a massage from a Thai woman in her 40s. She was a friendly lady but what was provided was expensive and thankfully a quite forgettable experience. The place has no atmosphere (think florescent lights). Even if I just wanted just a spa and sauna, there are better places to go, for example, like the ones at the City Baths.
At shop 4B, on the Bourke Street Level, you could get a massage at George Wu's Chinese Medicine & Massage (ph: 03 9639 7217). This a bona fide Chinese massage and I've heard, very good quality. A one hour Tuina Anmo Massage costs $65. But who wants to be massaged by George?
At shop 19 on the Bourke Street Level, you could get a massage at Ping's Full Body Care (phone: 03 9663 1366). This place is always empty and I feel sorry for the people who work here. A one hour relaxation massage costs $50. This is part of a group of massage therapy shops. The other ones in the group are located at Abbotsford, Footscray and Richmond. According to their website,"We not provide a sexual service only" and in practice the sexual services provided are few and far between. I've had a few massages here over the past couple of years and got to know a little about the massage ladies who work here. If you became a regular then there's every possibility of being able to negotiate something extra. But it's really, really unlikely that someone who just walks off the street would be offered anything more than a good rub.
At Ease Land Massage and Therapy (ph: 03 9671 4889) you can get a relaxation massage. The cost is $75 for one hour. The address of this place is Level 1 of 107 Little Bourke Street. To access this place you need to leave the main retail centre and enter from Little Bourke Street. It's next door to the hairdressing shop,"Shine", and up the stairs. This is a non-sexual service and to my regret I have checked that this is the case. The massage lady appeared to be very proud that they use Jurlique essential oil but I couldn't really tell the difference.
At shop 7C on the Bourke Street Level you can get a massage from Japanese Massage Salon Miyabi (ph: 03 9650 0121). The cost of a Japanese Relaxation Massage at Miyabi is $75 for one hour. This also is a non-sexual service and not recommended.
It has often been remarked that an easy way to find good Chinese food is to wander down China Town and to go to the restaurants where there are many Chinese people eating. This principle can be extended from one pleasure to another. When I go for a stroll through The Paramount it is possible to see Asian men entering and leaving just one shop. I have never seen Asian men enter any of the other massage shops. It is possible that the reason that I have never seen Asian men enter these places is that just inside the doors there are signs like the one that, according to a popular myth, used to hang at the gate to Huangpu Park in Shanghai, reading "No dogs or Chinese allowed". This is a logical possibility but since I have been inside the doors of these shops and not seen any such signs, then the only possible explanation is that Chinese men are not fools with their money and they take an appropriate level of care to ensure that they get as much bang for their bucks. I am providing the name and address of this establishment with some reluctance because it is, in my humble opinion, one of the very best massage shops in the whole of Melbourne. While I accept that to be the best in a place like Melbourne is no great claim, I still think, throwing a dog a bone, that this is still a damn fine establishment. After reflecting on our recent discussion about chestnuts I have decided to provide the name and address because I think it is just a matter of time before it is shut down and the lads at the ISG may as well have some benefit from it. Sabaydee Thai Massage Paramount Centre (ph: 03 9972 8305) in shop 4A on the Bourke Street Level is the only place to go in The Paramount. The girls at this shop are young, sweet and lovely. I fondly remember each visit I've ever had to this place. I would ask you to be on your very best behaviour when you visit. The price is $70 per hour and worth every cent.