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[QUOTE=BadBear;1346468]I'm new to the area but have enjoyed some offerings in Germany and was very impressed. If I am looking around here for a good place to go where I won't be bothered by MP's (yes I am in the military) I know I should stay away from Gireum and the Hill. Any advice on where to head to? I've been reading the forum for a bit now.[/QUOTE]You basically named the 2 places where foreigners can get consistently laid here on a p4p basis. I honestly don't think you'll have a problem up on The Hill as long as you're not stupid about it. I was military and still look military and I've been up there dozens of times and never once bothered by the MPs. Bummer because I've been looking forward to telling them to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off!

RLDs and ANMAs are very very hit or miss for foreigners although I've pulled it off a few times. If you're dead set against The Hill then go find a barber pole. Pretty much trial and error. Report if you find a good one.

[QUOTE=CBransonP;1343352]Let me put it this way, if I had a job where I sucked dick all day I think I would be pretty good.[/QUOTE]I am so going to use that one and claim I thought of it myself. Take a bow, son. Great report!

[QUOTE=CBransonP; 1343352]Okay, how the hell I missed this site for the past two years I have no clue. I'm surprised it isn't blocked by Korea's Big Brother. Anyway, great info guys and excellent direction. A brief update on my action based on the site;

1) Found Belle which is very easy if you follow the directions posted by several people. Was looking for a nooner, however, the places doesn't open until 2:00pm as I was told via the intercom. I'll try it again next week. Also found 'Cool' which isn't far as you're heading back. I thought it was open 24 hours, however, rang the bell. No reply. Anything thoughts? Perhaps it was the fact I am white?

2) I had been to several of the Red Light areas (Near Time Square Mall and IPark Mall). It was a total bust. Not to sound boastful, however, I'm a pretty good looking white guy. I walked down the alley as if I was the Elephant Man. No acknowledgment what so ever. Some old crusty half drunk Korean dude was walking in front of me. He was like a virgin on prom night. Everyone wanted to fuck him. Later I found out the whole foreigners have STDs info, no speaky Englishy and No Boom-Boom with Big Sizey. Amazing.

3) So today I get to work out of my house and like a good employee I go out looking for some lunch time coochie. By recommendation on the site I head to Gireum. Very easy to find based on the direction. Exit out of 10 and it is right there behind the rainbow curtain things. It appears to be closed, dark and a bit scary. Lucky for me my penis was leading the way, so I followed. I took two steps in and was accosted by several ajimas sitting on a step. No clue what they were babbling about, however, I got the gist. Took me to a closed operation where there were two girls getting ready for a night of banging. Both were fairly attractive. The ajima kept pointing to one, then hustled me through a maze of tiny hallways and rooms. Took 80, 000 krw from me. Put me in a room no bigger than a closet with a mattress on the floor. Told me in visual movements to get undressed and wait. So I took off my clothes and bam the door opens again. It's the ajima. WTF I thought. No way. Refund. Turns out she put me in the wrong room. So I walk buck naked down the halls with my clothes into another room. This one was big enough to put a mat and a half but toasty warm. 5 mins later the Korean girl she pointed out comes in. She looks as if someone asked her to fuck my High School math teacher. No English what so ever which is fine seeing as I'm in their country. She motions for me to get on the bed, she looks annoyed puts a rubber on and starts to sucky-sucky. Let me put it this way, if I had a job where I sucked dick all day I think I would be pretty good. This girl 'sucked' (so to speak). She rolled over for me to F her. Her body was decent. 6/10, her face was 7/10, attitude 4/10. I'm not huge, but fairly well hung. After 2 mins she starts yelling 'Apoe' (ouch in Korean). So I'm like whatever by this point. I suggest a HJ. She has no lotion and starts pulling on my dick like some piece of meat. The whole time looking completely uninterested. Okay, sit back, let me check out your nakedness and I'll whack it myself. Which I did. As soon as I was done this non English speak completely uninterested average at best chick starts speaking English (broken but English) and starts being all chummy. WTF again. She even leaves the room, comes back with some ugly mutt (mong-mong) for me to meet. Again WTF. I leave puzzled and confused.[/QUOTE]I hear ya man, it can be so hit or miss here. There is NOTHING more deflating to your ego than being rejected by working girls. I recently had some pretty good action at the Cheonho RLD but I was visiting with some Korean friends, when I'm alone it's usually no dice. I've said it so many times that guys probably think I'm getting kick-backs. The Hill is your best shot. If you've been there then I guess you have your own opinion. But if you haven't been there because of something you've read, then do yourself a favor and go. Try to avoid Friday and Saturday because prices are higher and sessions are shorter. Thursday is probably the best night.

I was in the area and took a detour up the hill early Monday around 1am and nothing but trannys as I expected. When I got done and started walking down the side with the long ass stairs, some south east asian guy came out of nowhere and tried to interest me in buying some 'Smokies'. He pointed to a bag of something and was mumbling prices when I just turned about face and got the hell away from him. What the heck is going on in itaewon? Is this normal?

Anyways be safe fellow mongers.

so i've been to a 'massage' places several times over the past couple years across the street from coex. the location is on the other side of the street from coex between the hyundai dept store and the airport check-in. if you come out the doors near the convention halls where it says food court (coffee shop on the left as you exit coex) that is the correct place. go across the street via the crosswalk directly in front of you and walk towards the left towards 7/11. on the left of 7/11 there is a flashing sign with barber pole saying in english 'massage'. go downstairs, ring the bell. very foreign friendly. never had a problem. until the other day.

this place by far has some of the hottest chicks i have ever seen. granted it is hj city only, however, the quality has always surprised me. just as always, i'm laying on the massage table wearing the funky brown shorts that some guy spoodged in 30 mins before, waiting for my 'therapist' to arrive. the curtain opens and wham. super hot, young (22-24) .9/10 face. 10/10 body and starts out with an 9/10 attitude. i'm thinking sweet! she speaks some english (as most of them do there). we exchange small talk. she gives me a fake name. i give her my name which is actually my asshole boss's name. in some strange way i'm hoping that through some psycho-crazy korean girl channel it gets back to his psycho-crazy korean wife eventually. so she starts out massaging me and right away my 'wtf' meter starts to go off. she isn't using any oil. beep. she is really crappy at massage. beep. beep. she doesn't go any where near my happy zone. beep. beep. beep! so the massage is going on and on and on. i'm tolerating the shitty massage expecting to turn over, see that beautiful face and enjoy a nice hj. nothings happening. at one point she says to me '10 minutes left'. i'm like 'ah, yeah. okay'. confused. mind you i'm still laying on my stomach. she then says. 'okay, finished'. huh? i flip over with my wtf face on. i say 'finished? '. she said 'yes, you finished'. i said 'what about. (motion for hj) ' she said 'you ran out of time'. mind you her english is pretty good. okay, now i went from confused to pissed. 'i ran out of time? ' i said. she just looked at me as if i just had a massage at the park hyatt and should be grateful. first, she may be hot but her massage sucked. second, she tells me 'i ran out of time'. she can tell i'm not happy. i throw on my clothes as she tries to make small talk. not having it. i'm normally a very nice mellow guy, however, seeing as my horned up penis was leading the way i stormed right up to the ajima and said 'give me my money back please. refund'. the ajima looks all confused and starts yelling at the girl. it was amazing, the girl in english said again 'you ran out of time'. i was almost expecting an x-rated aston kutcher to jump out and tell me i've been punk'd. instead the ajima asks me why i want my money back and i tell her 'i got a massage. i got a crappy massage and that was it'. i do the whole arms crossed thingy and then the hj movement. the ajima gets the idea and then starts yelling at the girl while handing me my money back out of her wallet. i walked up the stairs while hearing the ajima still yelling. i get to the top of the stairs and then it hits me what my penis just did. p\i would never be hardcore myself. pretty ballsy i must say mr. penis but thank you. although i won't be back any time soon, i would highly recommend this place. i'm guessing after my richard simmons freak-out moment in there they won't be having any of that nonsense happening and if the quality is still as hot as it has always been. please report!

by the way, i noticed a new massage place with frosted glass to the left as soon as you enter the food court (where the outback is) at coex. any reports? no way with the frosted glass it is legit.

After reading the recent posts mentioning the Cheonho RLD, I figured I would chime in. I have been there a number of times and have always been able to get service. I am a white guy and I would go alone. The last time I was there was about 4 months ago. Not every room is going to invite you in, but there are enough of them there that you will get action eventually. I have paid anywhere from 80-100, if there is an up charge for white guys it's not much. The girls that service you aren't going to just be the uglier ones either. The first girl I had there was probably one of the more attractive ones I saw walking around there. The point of the story is, just walk up and down the many rows and you will get offers to come in from a handful of shops.

Happy hunting.

Followed great directions from the Forum to get there last week. A crew was in there cleaning it out. Is it gone forever?

[QUOTE=Wild Wind;1348718]Followed great directions from the Forum to get there last week. A crew was in there cleaning it out. Is it gone forever?[/QUOTE]That would be bad. I had awesome service there a few times, but had not been back there in a while. Anybody else checked? By the way, you didn't go down the stairs rigt in front of reception, you did go around the bldg, right?

[quote=cbransonp; 1348479]this place by far has some of the hottest chicks i have ever seen. granted it is hj city only, however, the quality has always surprised me. just as always, i'm laying on the massage table wearing the funky brown shorts that some guy spoodged in 30 mins before, waiting for my 'therapist' to arrive. the curtain opens and wham. super hot, young (22-24).9/10 face. 10/10 body and starts out with an 9/10 attitude. i'm thinking sweet! she speaks some english (as most of them do there). we exchange small talk. she gives me a fake name. i give her my name which is actually my asshole boss's name. in some strange way i'm hoping that through some psycho-crazy korean girl channel it gets back to his psycho-crazy korean wife eventually. so she starts out massaging me and right away my 'wtf' meter starts to go off. she isn't using any oil. beep. she is really crappy at massage. beep. beep. she doesn't go any where near my happy zone. beep. beep. beep! so the massage is going on and on and on. i'm tolerating the shitty massage expecting to turn over, see that beautiful face and enjoy a nice hj. nothings happening. at one point she says to me '10 minutes left'. i'm like 'ah, yeah. okay'. confused. mind you i'm still laying on my stomach. she then says. 'okay, finished'. huh? i flip over with my wtf face on. i say 'finished? '. she said 'yes, you finished'. i said 'what about. (motion for hj) ' she said 'you ran out of time'. mind you her english is pretty good. okay, now i went from confused to pissed. 'i ran out of time? ' i said. she just looked at me as if i just had a massage at the park hyatt and should be grateful. first, she may be hot but her massage sucked. second, she tells me 'i ran out of time'. she can tell i'm not happy. i throw on my clothes as she tries to make small talk. not having it. i'm normally a very nice mellow guy, however, seeing as my horned up penis was leading the way i stormed right up to the ajima and said 'give me my money back please. refund'. the ajima looks all confused and starts yelling at the girl. it was amazing, the girl in english said again 'you ran out of time'. i was almost expecting an x-rated aston kutcher to jump out and tell me i've been punk'd. instead the ajima asks me why i want my money back and i tell her 'i got a massage. i got a crappy massage and that was it'. i do the whole arms crossed thingy and then the hj movement. the ajima gets the idea and then starts yelling at the girl while handing me my money back out of her wallet. i walked up the stairs while hearing the ajima still yelling. i get to the top of the stairs and then it hits me what my penis just did. p\i would never be hardcore myself. pretty ballsy i must say mr. penis but thank you. although i won't be back any time soon, i would highly recommend this place. i'm guessing after my richard simmons freak-out moment in there they won't be having any of that nonsense happening and if the quality is still as hot as it has always been. please report!

by the way, i noticed a new massage place with frosted glass to the left as soon as you enter the food court (where the outback is) at coex. any reports? no way with the frosted glass it is legit.[/quote]well done. she tried to fool you, which you can tell by the ajumma reaction. you did rigt to get your money back.

the new place you refe to, is inside coex? no way they would put a non legit place inside coex. i think.

Hello guys, about " SAURO" experience, I should posted before I feel somehow guilty to you / him. The place cross the street from back side COEX it's called " VIP Massage" and it's been a while since I went there for the first time. There is nothing else then just a place with really good looking girls (just like Sauro said) which have no idea about how to do a massage (I guess I'm better after many experiences) and all you get it's a HJ. Yeah, thast's all folks! The massage it last about 20 min, and you get your Johnny jerked by a hot chick, some breast touch allowed. 80 000 Won, it's the price. My opinion. Not worthy! With these money we can get something more in other places, isn't it? The place is foreigner friendly, but it always been a guy there not an ajuma. Anyway. I'm always asking myself. Where is a place with chicks who looke like that and they offer full service. Someone know. But I believe a place like that will cost 300 $$$ and up. They're college girls mostly!

Can anyone give me the directions to RLD in Cheonho. I want to give it a try!

The place at Yeoksam station exit #1. I've been there two times arround 6 pm. I rang the bell but no one opened. And on the poll it says. 24 h. WTF. I rang for five mnutes, but no one opened. Shiiit!

First off, wanted to say thanks for the info about BJ massage in Sillim. I have been there 3 times now and the guys remember me now and are quite friendly. I have had different girls each time, all attractive. They varied in features quite a bit. They were all energetic and had fun the whole time. Also, their methods differed a lot. Definitely foreigner friendly, I am white. Highly recommended.

All though that place has been good I wanted to try Plus anma. I see some people say its foreigner friendly and others say no. Then I see some are gyopo which makes a huge difference. I figure I'll just go find out myself and report back. If anyone else to report their experience there, I would appreciate it.

Lastly, I saw the thing about hyugetels and decided to look around my area. Sure enough I found one. I didn't go in and ask for pricing but hopefully it will be full service.

CBransonP, thanks for taking the time to write this report. Highly informative and I'm glad you got your money back. We foreigners need to stand up for nonsense like that more often.

[QUOTE=Sauro07;1348737]That would be bad. I had awesome service there a few times, but had not been back there in a while. Anybody else checked? By the way, you didn't go down the stairs rigt in front of reception, you did go around the bldg, right?[/QUOTE]Yes I followed directions. Out the back door, around to the right and downstairs. The door was open but there was a cleaning crew in there. I could see the reception desk and the doors to the rooms were all open. But the furniture was gone. The main cleaning guy waved me out saying "closed, closed". To make it worse I ended up going to a BBS across the street that was really mediocre for 70K.

Last week I fucked Bean on the hill. She is good if you like a thick ass, but she is not very pretty and kind of a clock watcher. Wouldn't repeat her I think.

Anyone has any good recommendations on the hill these days?

[QUOTE=VancouverBoy;1348747]The place at Yeoksam station exit #1. I've been there two times arround 6 pm. I rang the bell but no one opened. And on the poll it says. 24 h. WTF. I rang for five mnutes, but no one opened. Shiiit![/QUOTE]The one on B1 beside the gas station, right? I went there last week, and a sleepy girl opened the door. She was really not in the mood, although she was pretty. I asked about Bori, who I met before, and she said she was not there. Then I decided to leave, because that one was going to be a terrible experience.

So there is a pedestrian crossing rigt in front, and I crossed the street. Rigth on the other side there is a little street going down, and I saw a massage place called "Lotto", If I'm not wrong (written in Korean). So I went there, downstairs, a quite old lady led me to a room and asked 110, 000. I thought that for that value I would get something good, but with that lady? No.

She asked me to change into shorts, and led me to shower room. When I was done and leaving the shower, a cute young thing was waiting for me in a tigt dress, pretty face, nice shape. Bingo!

Back to the room, average massage, not bad. Chitchat in korean, english, then turn and she asks me what I want. I tell her that she knows what I want, so she smiles, undresses, and we have a nice session. No dfk, but lfk was fine. She had a nice attitude. Her name was Yun. Multiple positions, no complaints.

Thats a new place. I will probably repeat, in case Bori doesn't show up again at the other place.

Cheers,

Sauro