Rio de Janeiro Reports

stopped by t65 on friday night around 7pm. place was pretty full up but some of my favorite girls were missing. i'd say the talent level had dropped. maybe a bunch of 6's and one 8 (who my buddy grabbbed, good on him!). hung out for an hour waiting to see who would emerge, but it was pretty slim pickings. ended up heading out and back to mc. kind of pissed me off. but sometimes that's how it goes.

mc was moderately busy on friday night. again my 2 favs were missing so i ended up doing a long-time amiga, sarah. she's a tall, very fit (fitnesss type) who usually wears knee-high black boots. wasn't spectacular but by that point i was up for anything.

the best part is the girls were all in a line in the boate dancing to some baile funk song. they start off dancing next to the ground (chao chao) and then get up in a line and do this whole synchronized dance thing with arm and ass movements in time with the music, including shaking their buts as the guy chants what sounds like "presao" (initally i thought it was "tesao" = horny, but i think it's "prison"). very cool to watch and the girls were having a lot of fun.

went back on saturday around 6. 30pm. again my 2 favs were missing. picked the mulatta who has been leading the line dance, bebel. huge natural titties, real curly dark hair. very african. great kisser. took it in the pooper like a trooper. she came 3x to my 2x which isn't really fair lol. ended up going back to hang out with her in the boate and then did a 2nd sesson (40 mins, after the 1st 1 hour). total cost was r$650 even. she was a good girl and only had a suco de manga.

on the way out i saw 3 italians trying to convince the receptionist to only charge them r$1000 on a r$1036 bill. she kept saying nao and showing them exactly what they owed. they kept weasling for r$1k. lame.

funny story: i'm sitting there in the boate and ivan, the manager who speaks english (the short junior guy, not the taciturn guy with the beard) brings a girl over to me. he tells her to ask me what a word means. the word is something like "pussy" but i can't quite make it out. turns out they are saying "purser." they're like, wtf does purser mean. i ask why, and they say some old guy gave this chick his card and it said "purser at service." i have to frakking google it because i know it's something specific and not the gopher-on-love-boat purser (or was that julie?). anyway turns out this dude works for delta, and apparently a purser is the guy who supervises the flight attendants. he gave this chick his card (she's kind of heinous btw) and it just goes to show you it means nothing to them. when i explained what it was, she's like *shrug.

word of advice there kids, don't give the chicks your card lol.

off to curitiba on friday where the scene is so lame (with no recent reports) that i punted and bought a ticket for a galpal from rio.

-cartman

[QUOTE=Sperto; 1186644]"DUMMY","RIP YOU OFF","YOU NEED BRAIN". Wise words from a guy that just got robbed from a GP.

Enjoy your Tuesday date.

P. S You mentioned in all your three posts that your a financial expert. Sorry for asking, but what has your MBA to do with your mongering?[/QUOTE]Shit happens man. I lost about 1000 Reals but I learned my lesson for good. I made $20, 000 a month so I am not going to loose my sleep over money that I make in 24 hours. However, I made a new rule for myself which will not allow any GDP to mess with my vacation. I will avoid taking a balcony chik to my apartment. My new routine is to bang them at Lido model and head to my apartment. It will cost me 50 Reals but I will save the headace of loosing money and documents, such as, my passport etc. I was checking out centro spots and shocked to see an incrediable talent. I banged 20 why old smoking menina for 1 1/2 hour for 80 reals. Believe me. She was hot, smoking body and her atitude was way better than chicks I saw in Centaurus last year. I was in La Dolce Vita last night and guess what. Same strategy. The older putas try to lure their clients in the dark and the hot ones are no where to be found. I am about to get another skol and bang this tall. 21 why old smoking menina in one hour.

[quote=eric cartman;1186925]went back on saturday around 6. 30pm. again my 2 favs were missing. picked the mulatta who has been leading the line dance, bebel. huge natural titties, real curly dark hair. very african. great kisser. took it in the pooper like a trooper. she came 3x to my 2x which isn't really fair lol. ended up going back to hang out with her in the boate and then did a 2nd sesson (40 mins, after the 1st 1 hour). total cost was r$650 even. [b]she was a good girl and only had a suco de manga.[/b][/quote]one thing i have noticed from years of termas experience is that the good girls never try to stick it to you by ordering expensive drinks. they often will ask only for a juice or at the most a beer. these also have been the girls who went a level above others to make sure we had a good time in the cabine.

[QUOTE=Chrisdrug;1187097]Shit happens man. I lost about 1000 Reals but I learned my lesson for good. I made $20, 000 a month so I am not going to loose my sleep over money that I make in 24 hours. However, I made a new rule for myself which will not allow any GDP to mess with my vacation. I will avoid taking a balcony chik to my apartment. My new routine is to bang them at Lido model and head to my apartment. It will cost me 50 Reals but I will save the headace of loosing money and documents, such as, my passport etc. I was checking out centro spots and shocked to see an incrediable talent. I banged 20 why old smoking menina for 1 1/2 hour for 80 reals. Believe me. She was hot, smoking body and her atitude was way better than chicks I saw in Centaurus last year. I was in La Dolce Vita last night and guess what. Same strategy. The older putas try to lure their clients in the dark and the hot ones are no where to be found. I am about to get another skol and bang this tall. 21 why old smoking menina in one hour.[/QUOTE]Good sir Chrisdrug

Would you be so kind as to please inform the location / name if establishment in centro where you had your abovementioned R80 experience for 1. 5 houra. Also any details such as name of the menina in question or the services provided. Such things help your fellow board members.

Same level of detail appreciated regarding whatever further negotiaitons you close at Balcony or Doce Vita

Yours,

Cartman

[QUOTE=Harpua; 1186872]Based on others recommendations, I contacted Don (of Don and Ken from Amerioca Tours.

[url]www.amerioca.net[/url]

) before coming out here. I heard so many things about them on this site and really am happy I contacted them. Don's services were EXTREMELY reasonable and he is a really good guy.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, how's Don doing? He has probably been running his tourist business for almost ten years now. He always had a crew hanging out with him back in 2002. He knew some great girls back then including a very sweet, energetic superstar Danielle. She was indicative of Rio's golden era. She was always game for anything and worked hard to please you. Overnighters were very common with unbelievably sexy women who were eager to please. I could always get a hotty from 4x4 to meet me later in Copa. In recent years, things seem to have gone downhill in terms of finding GFE even when Help Disco was open. It really didn't matter five, ten years ago where you found a girl from a Termas, Escort service, Boate (except maybe Barbarella's) and Help, you were very probably in for a great ride. Of course, it was also much less expensive. It would not be unusual to see hotties from all over Brazil coming to town to offer their services and showing up in or outside Help.

Back to Don, I am curious how business has been for him with these changes in recent years. The Real is crazy high and that must be limiting American mongers as well. In 2002, I think the rate was close to 4 to 1. I just had a funny thought about how he took a group to Frank's Bar on Ave. Princesa Isabel for a live sex show. Ask Don about his old friend Danielle?

[QUOTE=Chrisdrug;1187097]Shit happens man. I lost about 1000 Reals but I learned my lesson for good. I made $20, 000 a month so I am not going to loose my sleep over money that I make in 24 hours. However, I made a new rule for myself which will not allow any GDP to mess with my vacation. I will avoid taking a balcony chik to my apartment. My new routine is to bang them at Lido model and head to my apartment. It will cost me 50 Reals but I will save the headace of loosing money and documents, such as, my passport etc. I was checking out centro spots and shocked to see an incrediable talent. I banged 20 why old smoking menina for 1 1/2 hour for 80 reals. Believe me. She was hot, smoking body and her atitude was way better than chicks I saw in Centaurus last year. I was in La Dolce Vita last night and guess what. Same strategy. The older putas try to lure their clients in the dark and the hot ones are no where to be found. I am about to get another skol and bang this tall. 21 why old smoking menina in one hour.[/QUOTE]Almost a quarter of a million bucks a year, and going to balcony and some little centro establishments for action. Wow! I hope to one day be just like you! Thanks for the reports!

[QUOTE=Chrisdrug;1187097]Shit happens man. I lost about 1000 Reals but I learned my lesson for good. I made $20, 000 a month so I am not going to loose my sleep over money that I make in 24 hours. However, I made a new rule for myself which will not allow any GDP to mess with my vacation. I will avoid taking a balcony chik to my apartment. My new routine is to bang them at Lido model and head to my apartment. It will cost me 50 Reals but I will save the headace of loosing money and documents, such as, my passport etc. I was checking out centro spots and shocked to see an incrediable talent. I banged 20 why old smoking menina for 1 1/2 hour for 80 reals. Believe me. She was hot, smoking body and her atitude was way better than chicks I saw in Centaurus last year. I was in La Dolce Vita last night and guess what. Same strategy. The older putas try to lure their clients in the dark and the hot ones are no where to be found. I am about to get another skol and bang this tall. 21 why old smoking menina in one hour.[/QUOTE]
Lucky you. US$20'000 month and you are about to graduate with MBA in Finance.
I agree with Cartman that it would be interesting to know wich casa in centro that charges R$80/90 minutes.
Good luck with the smoking meninas.

[QUOTE=Chrisdrug;1187097]However, I made a new rule for myself which will not allow any GDP to mess with my vacation. I will avoid taking a balcony chik to my apartment. My new routine is to bang them at Lido model and head to my apartment. It will cost me 50 Reals but I will save the headace of loosing money and documents, such as, my passport etc.[/QUOTE]Just make a policy of trust yet verify and apply it to everyone from GDPs, clerks, waiters, non-pros, everyone. Otherwise you might come back with here with the oft reported case of padded tabs, false credit card charges, the list goes on. To them you are just another pervert gringo sex tourist coming to bang the local girls, I doubt anyone in Copa would lose sleep over having relieved you of some of your money. Perhaps there is a way for her to leave her ID with the guard at your apartment. But maybe she gives him a BJ on the way out to get the ID back. Haha. It's their town, their game and we just play in it. This being Pay 4 Play, the whole name of the game is for the girl to get money from a guy with no investment, whether its through persuasion (sex), or stealing, or whatever. So in the best case, if we get our rocks off we feel like we won and come here and tell the tale, but the girl has the Reais in her pocket to prove that she won..and maybe even enjoyed the sex! Double up!

I swung by Bobby's place yesterday, he turned his office into a internet cafe. I really like the guy but I think he went overboard, he bought these super expensive touch screen monitors for the cafe and is trying to charge 10R an hour to use the internet. Not surprisingly, I only saw 2 people in there over the course of 10 days! He is charging 4R an hour more than his biggest competition, who is only 1 block away on Miguel Lemos. As much as I liked him, even I walked around the corner to use the cheaper lan house.

Funny thing I saw on Saturday, they changed the name of Club Frank to "The New Help"! I guess the want to capitalise on the name since the original has been shutdown.

[QUOTE=Bravo; 1187487]I swung by Bobby's place yesterday, he turned his office into a internet cafe. I really like the guy but I think he went overboard, he bought these super expensive touch screen monitors for the cafe and is trying to charge 10R an hour to use the internet. Not surprisingly, I only saw 2 people in there over the course of 10 days! He is charging 4R an hour more than his biggest competition, who is only 1 block away on Miguel Lemos. As much as I liked him, even I walked around the corner to use the cheaper lan house.

Funny thing I saw on Saturday, they changed the name of Club Frank to "The New Help"! I guess the want to capitalise on the name since the original has been shutdown.[/QUOTE]You have to hand it to Bobby, that is one enterprising effer, eh? Guess the apt rental biz is down so he's transitioning to an Internet cafe to supplement his income. I remember that HELP had free wifi and that seriously cut back on my need for an internet cafe, wonder how may free wifi hotspots in Copa?

[QUOTE=Carrib;1187500]You have to hand it to Bobby, that is one enterprising effer, eh? Guess the apt rental biz is down so he's transitioning to an Internet cafe to supplement his income. I remember that HELP had free wifi and that seriously cut back on my need for an internet cafe, wonder how may free wifi hotspots in Copa?[/QUOTE]There are few spots with free wifi. The ones I know have it for sure are Balcony and Eclipse Restaurant. You have to ask for the password. If I remember correctly Balcony's password was safado. Com. I usually hit them up on the iPhone when I am there. Even though I usually have an apartment with Internet access.

[QUOTE=Bravo;1187487]Funny thing I saw on Saturday, they changed the name of Club Frank to "The New Help"! I guess the want to capitalise on the name since the original has been shutdown.[/QUOTE]That was a very smart move. Imagine all the clueless gringos that will get fooled to check out "the new Help".

Of course, Frank's Bar will never turn into a new Help.

[QUOTE=Sperto; 1187549]That was a very smart move. Imagine all the clueless gringos that will get fooled to check out "the new Help".

Of course, Frank's Bar will never turn into a new Help.[/QUOTE]Wasn't Frank's bar closed recently? I remember passing by recently and it looked closed. They reopened and called it the new Help? What a joke.

Ok finally in Rio, American Airlines sucks. They made miss two days of beautiful Rio de Janeiro, so I'd like to advertise them here.

I went to the pives in Rio branco 156 lots of girls at 3320. I session at 2622 with a porn star soraya look alike. She was a good girl (completa) gave me a great massage as well; I think her name was Mireni. Everyone was young looking at this places. If you like girls a bit older with bundas I recoment the sala at 1839. Later in the day went to check Rio branco 185 sala 2114; I sessioned with

A short big booty girl by the name of Brenda. Another good experience. Brasileras know how to please I don't mind saying it again.

I decided for the hell of it to cheek rua carioca 59. I found this place to be a horror show. Did not see even one doable girl or maybe they were busy, but I did not want to stick around to find out. Spanish has been enough for me to hang around. The people at the hotel lobby told me I would not have any trouble going around speaking spanish. But I did have problems with the brasileros a lot of them I think pretent they don't understand. The girls on the streets or at the stores seem to know spanish. Just want to say, one guy even said to me "you know you are in Brazil". So far so good the girls are nice and flirty thats all I care. I'll be checking 4x4, T502, T65 tomorrow.

[QUOTE=WyattEarp; 1187222]Oh yeah, how's Don doing? He has probably been running his tourist business for almost ten years now. He always had a crew hanging out with him back in 2002. He knew some great girls back then including a very sweet, energetic superstar Danielle. She was indicative of Rio's golden era. She was always game for anything and worked hard to please you. Overnighters were very common with unbelievably sexy women who were eager to please. I could always get a hotty from 4x4 to meet me later in Copa. In recent years, things seem to have gone downhill in terms of finding GFE even when Help Disco was open. It really didn't matter five, ten years ago where you found a girl from a Termas, Escort service, Boate (except maybe Barbarella's) and Help, you were very probably in for a great ride. Of course, it was also much less expensive. It would not be unusual to see hotties from all over Brazil coming to town to offer their services and showing up in or outside Help.

Back to Don, I am curious how business has been for him with these changes in recent years. The Real is crazy high and that must be limiting American mongers as well. In 2002, I think the rate was close to 4 to 1. I just had a funny thought about how he took a group to Frank's Bar on Ave. Princesa Isabel for a live sex show. Ask Don about his old friend Danielle?[/QUOTE]I will ask him for sure. Now I am intrigued!