Ciudad Juarez

I hit Zenda, again. Started with Angie. She worked there a few months ago. Average looking. A little chubby. Nothing special. When I was there yesterday the Mia was occupied the whole time, with a client waiting to see her. When I arrived today the Mia was occupied. I told the manager to send me the Mia when she was available; even if it meant interrupting my session with Angie. The manager must not have understood me. When I finished with Angie, the Mia was occupied with another client. I wasn't leaving until I checked her out. Finally she is available. Cute girl. Looks very young. She is 18. By no means cutter than Regina, Daniela or Yamith. Small boobies. Healthy butt. Has only been a hoe for a few weeks. Clean twat. Had never sat on a guys face before. Did not make much noise. She was really nervous with the dildo. I don't know, not that good. If you go there I would suggest Regina or Daniela. I should note that the ac at Zenda is not that good. Also, the Mia would not let me record. She was really offended that I asked. I told her I had already record all the other girls, but she still was offended.

I've been tell you people jaurez is safe. I did have a close call today. After hitting zenda I went back to el Paso to move my car and get a decent meal. I also needed to grab some cash. I hit a couple of atms for a total of 1000, and I crossed back over at the Norte bridge. Very close to the border I went to exchange the dollars. As I approached a changing house, a cop car pulls up and calls me over. I am smiling and joking with them. I was stopped by the Zaragoza bridge a few months back, but this was in the late morning. I told them I was going to the dentist and they left me alone. The dentist excuse was not going to fly at 8 pm. I tell.

Them I am going to the Kentucky bar. They ask to frisk me. I tell them, no problem, but I take my wallet out of my pocket and I am holding it in my hand. I was sloping; I should have put most of the money in my sock or a hidden pockets. The cop frisks me and asks to see my wallet. I tell him, 'nope'. He asks how much money I have, I tell him 'nope'. He asks again, I tell him, 'go rob somebody else'. I stare at him, with a nice grin on my face. There is a long pause, he starts to say something, I cut him off with a 'nope', and I stare him down. He says something about jail, I laugh and say, 'nope'. And I keep staring. He gets in his car and leaves. Listen, the 3 times I was robbed it was always in the evening, and 2 of the 3 times it was close to the north bridge. Everybody, bait money in your pocket, serious money hidden. The cops will rob you, but they will not hurt you. When I lived in jaurez I talked back to the police a couple of times. I am actually surprised they did not do something; plant drugs on my, duck me up, etc. But this was far from the border and both times I was with a 20 year old girl. The cops asked the girl more questions than they asked me. They just want money. Back when I was living there, when police stoped me, they would ask me questions and I would just say, 'how much do you want? Just tell me, you are busy, I am busy, just tell me. ' When I did this they always denied they wanted money. I would tell them, 'yeah, whatever, the money is in my front left pocket. If you want the cash, you have to take it out of my pocket, I don't pay rats'. The few times I did this they left me alone.

Anyways, after this I went to Zenda and played a little 1 on 1 with Daniela. Since I had already banged out Angie and the Mia, and I asked Daniele to present her oral arguments. Not that great. She only sucked on the head. And used her hand on the rest. I gave her the weenier for about 30 minutes, but I had to resort to manual override. I think I played out the string with Danaial. In fact, I have hit Zenda 3 days in a row, so tomorrow it is Gallitas, and maybe Galina and Europa.

And to quote the warrior poets NWA, 'fuck the police'.

[QUOTE=Hendey1015;2831463]I never had to provide a photo and I never paid anything, yet I have PM.[/QUOTE]You are probably grandfathered in and / or have enough posts to be a "senior member". Anyway, you deserve that level based on your contributions for sure! Hoping to try Regina Monday evening or Tuesday morning.

My Airbnb is near Santas. A 'friend' is coming to my place to 'visit' me. She will not come until 3:30 z. Then she will come 3-4 times, but that's not important right now. I wanted to hit the skinny girl I saw at Santas the other day. Her name is Janet. When I say 'skinny' I mean rail thin. Usually I like athletic skinny, some curves, maybe even an hourglass figure. This girl was concentration camp thin. But she has a nice little butt. She went to town with the dildo. Very aggressive almost violent ramming into her twat. She was smelly so I did not give her any licks. I played with her asshole when she came. She rode the weenier well. Big strokes, rapid pace. She felt really good. She did not make much noise. We invented a new position; I'm not sure if I can describe this or even reenact. She was doing cowgirl, she spread my legs, and went to tuck her legs between my legs. I have done this before, but then she did something weird, I'm not even sure what happened. It was fun, and I got to work out my abbs, so that was good. I came really, really hard. She wanted $150 to record. Obviously this is crazy talk. She did nothing to justify a tip, but I gave her $50. She was really grateful and told me I could record next time. She is very white, 27, petite. Her hands are really tiny. If her twat was not smelly I would see her again. I don't know, maybe. Since I am close to this sala, probably. When I arrived the 2 girls I had the hour of debauchery with both rushed me at the door. I am 48. Yeah, I can bang 3 times per day, barely. But an hour with a 20 & 18 year old, hot room, dildo, choking, boobies everywhere, my ability to breathe impeded by twat, etc; I can't do this that often. Not without a physical exam, proper hydration and a vitamin be shot. How would my old Mormon mother react when I am found dead in a Juarez brothel? Granted, I would have a large smile on my face. If this happens, can you guys have a plaque or better yet a statue constructed at the brothel? Keep the inscription simple- here died hendey, the patron saint of Juarez hoes. He never met a butt he would not lick or a mouth he would kiss (ewe). He never conformed to the rules of polite society and both he and society were ok with this. He will be missed by few to none. Many women of Juarez will sleep better knowing that their chances of being chocked have decreased by a factor of 10.

The statue should be either a simple dildo. If you go with a likeness of me, dude, the hair better be ducking magnificent.

Technically the federal court of southern New Mexico had some problems with my nonconformity.

I'm not joking. My abs are sore. I need to make an exercise video- 'the 8 minute hoe ab workout'. I will add this to my list of other videos I need to make- 1) everything you need to know about butt munching, 2) how to chock a girl without facing criminal charges, 3) avoiding the obvious even when it is literary on top of your head, 4) how to enjoy the spiraling decent of your life, 5) jerking off at work, 6) my son is probably a Chinese sleeper agent.

I told his mom I'm ok with this. As long as I am given a nice cushy position in the government of the United States of China. When this happens, you can guarantee that I will strike down upon the university of Utah fans with great vengeance and furious anger. Seriously, the German's treatment of the Jews will look like a slight inconvenience in comparison to what I have in mind for Ute fans. Instead of ovens I will use microwaves. But I degrees.

The tall innocent women visited me at 3:30. Actually, she was late. I gave her a nice spanking as punishment. That's what I told her, but I was going to spank her regardless. I sent 2 of you a brief video of this women. Does she make strange noises or what? This was me, 'are you in pain? 'is it a good pain? 'so more or less'? She told me that due to some medical condition, I needed to use a condom. The 'medical condition' is her fear of STDs. I told her, I'm clean. I promise. Maybe. Probably. Perhaps? What can I say, I am the tyranny of evil men, but I'm trying real hard to be the Shepherd. Name that movie? She does not suck the weenier. Again, when she is on top she does not move up and down. I asked her to, and she told me to do the moving. Wtf? I already did my ab sex workout for the day. Also, in the past, she jumped off immediately after I came. Today I forced her to stay mounted, and told her to enjoy the moment. She stared at me like my dog use to stare at me when I would train him with treats. And she reacted just as quickly when I said, 'ok'. I could tell she came at least twice. She told me, because while she may not like the bare weenier, she loves to be chocked. Since I like this women we cuddled afterwards. I am not getting soft on you people. What can I say, sometimes I like to pretend that I could care about someone more than I care about myself. So, yeah, about once a year I will just lay with a woman in my arms. No fucking way I kiss them (ewe), but it's nice to (rarely) feel like a non-narcissist. Also this give me time to recharge and bang her again, especially if the woman is playing with my weenier while we lay there. They play. They alway play with the weenier either by choice or direct encouragement. Second time I did her from behind, she was on all 4's on the edge of the bed. I was standing. I figured that I worked the abs earlier at Santas, and my arms were sore from moving this women up and down on my weenier, so I needed to work my quads. I have been wondering about something: maybe someone can chime in. I only munch the butts of serious hoes. Since this woman is not a pro, and is really very innocent, I can't bring myself to lick her ass. I am pretty sure she would like it. It's not like she could think I am anymore of a degenerate than I already am. I don't know. Maybe tomorrow. Twat was smelly so I skip that phase. I did play with her butthole. No penetration. I asked is she liked anal and she told me she was sick yesterday with diarrhea. I would think this would be a benefit- no need for lube, but that's the engineer in me. Interesting that she left this door open, no pun intended. Perhaps she is not as innocent as I thought. Tomorrow I will take her to a park with a frisbee, in between banging her out.

On Saturdays most salas have a limited lineup. The exception being Zenda. But I have been to Zenda many times so I decided to hit gallitas, Galina and Europa. First I went to galina. They did not open the door. Not sure what's going on there. I went to gallitas. None of the hot girls were there. There were 4 girls; one was occupied. The other 3 were older. One of them look pretty good. Turns out I have known this girl for many years. Her name is Jackie. Last time I saw her she was working at Aries. This was maybe 6 months ago. She has since put on some weight, but actually looks better. Her English is pretty good. When we got back to the room and I asked her if we knew each other. She tells me we had been together 3 times in the last year at Aries and 7 times from 2017-2020 when she worked at stoya. She mentioned the names of the girls she worked with at stoya. We had a few laughs. I remembered, years ago, I use to do her in the butt. Also, one time, it was taking me forever to finish. After over 40 minutes of banging, she tells me, 'no, no more'. I can't remember if she finished me with her mouth or if I jerked off. Maybe a combination of both. Again, we laughed about old times. She loved the dildo. Offered anal for $100. Offered no condom for $100. She is older, 41. Pretty. Nice figure. Really nice natural boobies. She laid on the end of the table and I gave her the weeiner while standing. Then I had her do reverse cowgirl. Not bad. Above average for me, since I know her. She told me the last 3 times I visited gallitas she waved at me, and I just said 'hola'. I honestly did not recognize her, since when she worked at Aries was she was super trim from working out everyday. If you like older women, I suggest you give her a throw. She wanted me to stay a second hour. I had such a good time with her I almost did, but I wanted to hit Europa. One of my all time favorites supposedly works at Europa and I have been trying to reconnect with her. I go to Europa. The girl I was looking for was not there, but another girl I knew from last year was working there. Her name is victoria. I had 'visited' her once, last year, at oxxy. I videotaped the encounter and this video is one of my best pieces of work. This woman is pretty, in an unusual way. She has aged much over the last year. Great ass, great boobies, has put on some flab around the stomach. She makes the best noises. I was happy to see her and she was equally excited. She was all over me, and I like it; I was all over her. I don't know what got into me; I think maybe because I just banged, and I was not really ready to go again, and since this woman is not a 20 year old, I don't know, but I just gave her the weenier without a condom. She protested, but I offered to pay more, she was reluctant, which made me even harder. She said 2000 pesos, which is around $120. She felt so good. She was a little dry, so I alternated between the weenier and oral. It took me forever but I loved every minute. Same as the first girl, she laid on the table, me standing, and then finished reverse cowgirl. When she was hesitant to let me go rawdog I told her I would come in her mouth, which I had every intention of doing. It was taking so long, and I was afraid any delay in the action would lead to a 15 year penalty and loss of down, so I just gave her a squirt. She did not freak out. Afterwards we were still all over each other. Laughing, tickling, holding each other. She wanted to go again. Finally the manager knocked on the door. She told me that she had been hoping to see me again, but since it had been so long, and since she switched salas, she thought she would never see me again. I showed her the video I made of her, and she was super embarrassed. I guess a woman does not like seeing her ass being pounded or hearing herself making sex noises.

Zenda has a new girl listed and her photos are looking California, but unfortunately she is feeling Minnesota. Name that song? Seriously, her photo had me rushing to the sala. Her name is Jasmine. When I arrived she was occupied. Another good sign. Daniela and Angie were available, but what can I say? God created 31 flavors of ice cream for a reason. And if I banged out Danielle again I think I might be legally obligated to marry her. I almost gave in and settled on Angie, but I waited. When Jasmine arrived I wanted to say, 'I changed my mind, bath Angie and bring her to me. ' But Jasime is not terrible. Young, 19. Not thin. Not fat. She had a sir-mix-a-lot butt and I cannot lie. Very Indian face. A face that Elizabeth warren would admire. Little boobies that don't match the bigger butt. Brand new to being a hoe. She started yesterday afternoon. First time with a vibrator. But no reaction. She told me she would not cum, or maybe only once. A challenge! Vibrator and oral for almost 30 minutes. I know because it was taking so long I checked my phone. I want the girl to cum, but let's be real, I am there for me. I wanted to make sure I had time to score without having to use the 2 minute drill. After forever, I move her ass to the end of the massage table and give her the weenier while she is still using the vibrator. She came hard, I chocked her out some, she loved it. After she settled down, we moved to the curved chair thing. She likes it hard and harder. She was pretty quiet up until now. Then she made very good noises. Her big butt looked good. I kick the extra point and while I am still inside her I ask if she is close. She tells me 'yes' so I continue giving her the weenier. She cums a third time. As she is cuming I pull her hair, pulling her back towards me, she loves it. She collapsed on the chair thing, panting and repeating 'rico'. She tells me it was the best sex even. Well, since she had only been with a few guys until yesterday, and the clients she saw yesterday and today, before me, probably just bent her over and lasted 30 seconds, this is not exactly a huge compliment. I doubt I will 'visit' her again.

I got something to eat at a place 1 block from the sala. Nicer place. Not bad. Next I went to gallitas to do either anal or a 3 way with Jackie. Closed. I went to Galinas. Closed. I went to Europa, 2 girls, one was decent. I told her I needed 2 condoms. She said only one. I offered to pay for extra condoms. She refused, so I left. I had to return to Zenda. I was thinking Angie. Not Daniele. Not Jasmine. Probably not the Mia. I was considering which 2 to do at the same time. I think Daniele has the best twat. Angie was fun to fuck. Daniele and the Mia are friends. While in the Uber I decided on Daniela to sit on my face, the Mia to ride the weenier. I was working out the pregame in my head when I arrived. Jasmine and the Mia were available. I took Mia back and told the manager to send me Daniele when she was available. This turned into a huge discussion. Forget it, I will have to make do with the Mia. I had her give me oral pleasure while using the vibrator. Next I used the curved chair thing and gave her the weenier form behind. She said she was in pain. This was after a fair amount of time. I had her do some reverse cowgirl, not that good, she was not moving much. I asked for a second girl, none were available. I asked her to move fast, big motions. She did not move much. I had to do it myself; I had one hand on her butt pushing forward and another hand on her hips pulling back. While I am doing this, by weenier pops out and I don't know what exactly happened, but it felt like my weenier was hit with a hammer. Usually I have to visit a basement sala and pay extra for this. I was in pain, and so was the Mia. I thought I may have to tap out and give the Mia the win by KO, but I just jerked off a little bit, and finished up. The Mia sucked the weenier in a decent manner. Neither girl let me record. Both twats were clean.

I have been to Zenda over, and over, and over, more, give it to me more! My bad, I got carried away for a second. I started at gallitas. I wanted to give Ivana a lick and a stick. She was occupied. Jasmine was available. Don't get the Jasmine at galitas confused with the Jasmine at Zenda. Today Jasmine at gallitas looked really good. Thinner than when I saws her a few months ago. Last time I had the pocket sized vibrator. Today I had the full size dildo. She was nervous but I let her take her time. She loved it. I started giving her the weenier while she was on the table, me standing. Then reverse cowgirl. This has been my go-to lately. After a while she just decides to turn around and remount. Talk about a real power move. I tell her I like it the other way. She shrugs. Then she lays down so we are face to face. This is not how I party. I like as little personal contact as possible. I kind of push her back up. She then did a gyro motion back and forth. That put me over the goal line. Although there was no oral either way, and I did not record, I gave her a $20 tip- and the dildo. When she got dressed the panties she was wearing made her ass really pop. I asked for a photo and she wanted me to pay more. Wtf? Anyways, I headed back to El Paso. I wanted to get a head start back to my rig. I can't 'ride the dragon' and then work the same day. Not without some sort of BP horizon type incident. If I am not paying attention we might accidentally drill into middle earth and kill all the hobbits. I only want to kill Ute fans. I get back to El Paso, I have lunch at Smokey's my favorite beef rib place, and victoria texts me wanting to meet. Fuck it, I can leave in 2 hours, so I cross back over. She starts work at 4. Of course she is late. I am chatting with the other girls. Turns out, while I had never been with any of them, they all had heard of me. They knew my first name. We had some laughs. They had heard that I always carry a vibrator, I tip good and I have a big weenier. No mention of butt munching by either party, but I think I saw something in their eyes. Fear? Curiosity? One girl kept touching her throat. I asked if they had heard anything about my hair. Only that I was blonde. I can live with this, even if they were lying. Victoria finally arrives. She wanted to shower. Since it is hot as balls here, I jump in the shower with her. We are all over each other. I am much taller than her. She loves having her asshole rubbed. I was rubbing her asshole and fingering her at the same time. She loved it. So is stared fingering her in both holes. She was going crazy. I start giving her the weenier. She cums. We exit the shower, dry off, and I start licking her twat. I give her the weenier standing, while she is on the table, but she sits up and puts her arms around my neck. I lift her by her ass and really lay into her. She goes crazy. She cums again. I turn her around and give her the weenier from behind, while working her asshole. She cums again. This woman makes the best noises. I video taped the second half. After, we are taking, laughing. I asked her if she likes it in the butt, because her asshole is really small. She says yes, but my weenier is too big, maybe next time. So there is that. The only problem was when I was waiting, taking with the other girls, one girl mentioned she knew someone who knew me. This woman's boyfriend threatened to kill me. Look, if you have spent any time in jaurez and NOT been threaten with death you are just not trying. I played it cool and mentioned that I prefer she not text this women. She said she would not, but me asking her to not text probably made her want to text. So the whole time I am banging out victoria I am concerned this may be my last act on earth. Seriously, when I left the sala I felt like Henry Hill in goodfellas, when he was sure he was going to get whacked.

The background on the death threat is a somewhat funny story, involves byu and shows what an asshole I can be. The woman had done some really shity things to me over the years. I should have never tolerated any of her nonsense, but she is very beautiful and has a collection of cousins I was working my way though. Over the last year she has been really insulting to me, and told people I was threatening her. I only threaten Ute fans. The truth was I was trying to get her to stop being a hoe. I offered to help her start a little business. She was to proud and stubborn to accept my help. Anyways, after she insulted me again, I thought it was best to inform her long term boyfriend that she is a hoe. They had been together 4 years and he did not know. I found him on Facebook. He has a photo of himself posing all gangster like with a pistol- wearing a byu hoody. We are texting, I am telling him about BYU. I offer him some legitimate work in jaurez. I told him I needed someone to go check on my house when I was away from Juarez. I offer him much money, and even send him half upfront via western Union. Instead of a house, I was going to send him to the sala his girlfriend was working at, while she was working, and let nature run its course. I chickened out. After a few day I finally just told him. I also told him that I didn't want her working as a hoe, and I offered to help both of them start a little business. We chat back and forth. He had bought her a house and had been paying all of her bills. When he confronted her, she told him her mom had cancer and that was where the dick money went. He told me he forgave her and she will not work as a hoe anymore. Now, I should have left it at this. But, 3 years ago I gave this woman money to start a business and instead she took this guy on a big vacation. To this day this bothers me. And, I have to admit, I like fucking with people, so I start texting him numbers. If his girlfriend serviced 5 guys a day, 6 days a week, that's about 120 weeniers per month, or 1400 per year. She has been in the salas a total of 5 years. When I met her she was working 10 hours per day, so 10-12 weeniers per day. Conservative estimate- she has sucked / ducked over 5000 dicks. That's a lot of dick. I also mentioned that I was banging her from late '19 to early '21, at the same time they met and were first daring. I asked if he remembered kissing her back during this time, and if so, what did my weenier taste like? I found it fascinating that he never blocked me. So he tell me he is going to kill me. I tell him to ask his girlfriend about who I worked for. The threats stop, but this is jaurez, you must always be careful, and these young Latin guys are not known for their rational thinking. The life I lead. Why did it do this? I don't know, why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. Why did I try to help this woman and at the same time try to ruin her serous relationship? Obviously part revenge. Part amusement. Partially because something dramatic like this is the only want I can feel anything? Even if it makes me feel like an asshole. Mission accomplished.

20 years ago when I was stationed in El Paso, I visited Pink Monkey. Just wondering if it's still around and how it is. I usually stick to Tijuana when I visit Mexico, so it may be time to connect to old roots!

My son lives in grand junction. This is why I took the job in vernal Utah. I see the little half bastard when I come and go from my rig. Anyways, he had a baseball game tonight. Ug. I am sitting in the stand, playing on my phone, taking pulls off a cup of coke- with rum. No way I can handle this sober. A group of 3 moms starts making small talk with me. Since the parents all know each other, I stood out. I mentioned this was my second game in 5 years. One of the women tells me she remembered seeing me at the game 5 years ago. That's not at all weird or desperate. We are chatting. I mention I travel a lot. These women are obviously not happy with local men and are desperate for a meaningful relationship. Yeah, like that will happen with me. I am polite, but not instigating conversation. I leave after the 5th inning. I was sober enough to drive, and the kid saw me there, and since he is half-Chinese he is smart enough to realize that I am not the kind of part-time dad that can handle a whole game. Not within 5 years. I tell the women I will see them in 2028, and I leave. One of the woman follows me, tells me that her friend wants my number. I tell her I am rarely in Grand Junction. She tells me the woman wants to meet me at my hotel. These are average to below average looking middle aged women. Probably good women who have only fucked a few men. Even with the V, doubtful I could take care of business, nor would I want to. These women will expect me to kiss, ewe. They will not know how to please the weenier. If I were to fuck one of these women like I fuck a Juarez girl, I would be arrested and placed on a sexual offenders list, which would prevent me from being within 300 yards of children. This is actually a 'pro'. I tell the women I am in a relationship. Which, technically I am; a series of business relationships. My biggest concern is what exactly about me made these women think I would be interested? Got to be the hair. Nothing else could give the impression that I want to roll with some middle age mom. Jackie, at gallitas is 41, but she works out, and does anal, and knows how to suck the weenier.

The average woman was the one who followed me. The other 2 were below average. It would have been amusing if I did meet the woman. 'Listen, this is going to be really weird for you. And it will only get stranger. Before we get started, have you showered since the last time you used the restroom?

I.

[QUOTE=Mexidan;2833331]20 years ago when I was stationed in El Paso, I visited Pink Monkey. Just wondering if it's still around and how it is. I usually stick to Tijuana when I visit Mexico, so it may be time to connect to old roots![/QUOTE]Never heard of it.

I hear of 'pink lady' but I have never been and I do not know if it is open.

Hi friends old and new! Long time Juarez MP mongerer here. For years I had used Locanto, met someone I've been seeing for a long ass time now, but she's getting uppity and bitchy on me, so things are slowly ending, and I got to look for something new. Locanto it seems has gone away and the site now directs users to dating dot com or some shit. Never really used Tinder or Facebook. I've heard of Hinge and Bumble, but not sure how those would apply to our situation here at ISG. Any advice appreciated.

[QUOTE=Heynowwassup;2837724]Any advice appreciated.[/QUOTE]I just looked at Mileroticos, there a re a few interesting ones. Always check for ads with same number, stick with girls that advertise only in Juarez or close by. 656 area code is a good thing to look at too.

[URL]https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/chihuahua/juarez/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hendey1015;2833370]My son lives in grand junction. This is why I took the job in vernal Utah. I see the little half bastard when I come and go from my rig. Anyways, he had a baseball game tonight. Ug. I am sitting in the stand, playing on my phone, taking pulls off a cup of coke- with rum. No way I can handle this sober. A group of 3 moms starts making small talk with me. Since the parents all know each other, I stood out. I mentioned this was my second game in 5 years. One of the women tells me she remembered seeing me at the game 5 years ago. That's not at all weird or desperate. We are chatting. I mention I travel a lot. These women are obviously not happy with local men and are desperate for a meaningful relationship. Yeah, like that will happen with me. I am polite, but not instigating conversation. I leave after the 5th inning. I was sober enough to drive, and the kid saw me there, and since he is half-Chinese he is smart enough to realize that I am not the kind of part-time dad that can handle a whole game. Not within 5 years. I tell the women I will see them in 2028, and I leave. One of the woman follows me, tells me that her friend wants my number. I tell her I am rarely in Grand Junction. She tells me the woman wants to meet me at my hotel. These are average to below average looking middle aged women. Probably good women who have only fucked a few men. Even with the V, doubtful I could take care of business, nor would I want to. These women will expect me to kiss, ewe. [/QUOTE]I should note, I could not figure out which field my half-bastard half Chinese son's team was playing on. By the time I found the field the kids were warming up. I could not tell which kid is mine, I don't know his number. My side of the conversation with the 3 women started out like this:

'Is this field 1?

'Do you know which team is mesa orchard or grand mesa or something like that?

'Your kids are on the same team? Do you know which kid is Zach? I mean, his number?

'I am his father'.

'It's been 5 years since I have been to a game'.

'Really? Do you remember me because of my hair? I keep it short because of the heat'.

El Encanto has returned from the dead. Same location, Hermanos Escobar 2310. Next to the Papagayo bar.

Also, there's a new sala by the Waterfil area. It's called Victoria's. Location is Agustíand de Iturbide 1615 Suite #2.