When a Nuru is not a Nuru and further disappointment with 999
I'm an infrequent visitor to Shanghai and I've been wanting to try the infamous Nuru massage, of which I have heard a lot, and seen plenty in streamed japanese porn clips. Went to 999, where there have been reports of Nuru, even of that other japanese export cosplay, but was disappointed to get the standard soapy fare. Not that I'm against soapies in general. I just wanted something different.
To add to the disappointment, this soapy was way below standard. I chose number 883 on the second showing of 8-10 girls, and realised too late that I was unduly influenced by the very short denim shorts she was wearing. Always a sucker for those. Anyway, I asked for "shui mo" having picked up somewhere on the forum that this is the word for Nuru. Of course, as soon as I said it, I realised how ambiguous the expression is. The girl assured me that she was going to give me shui mo, as she was filling a bowl with suds. Having no idea of how to say "gel" I fumbled about explaining that it wasn't soap and was tasteless and came from Japan."Oh, do you prefer Japanese girls?" she says. I give up and endured a particularly lame attempt at a soapy followed by the sort of "oh it's too big" and "hurry up and cum" performance I would expect of a 150 rmb BBS quickie rather than a trained 880 rmb sauna girl. Really not impressed.
I think I might head back to Heting, which used to be my Shanghai stopover regular. No "wet massage" there, but I have had excellent service every time.
TM
Is Bodi or other saunas in Pudong foreigner friendly?
Hello, quick questions mates!
Is Bodi or the other recommended saunas in Pudong tourist friend? I am clearly not of Asian decent and so don't want to get into any trouble. I don't speak Chinese either. But will I be okay if I show up at Bodi with money to spends! Ha.
Also, I have RTFF, but can anyone give me an updated price? Last I heard was 1500 for 2 hours. Seems high, no?
Thanks to all.