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[QUOTE=OceanWaves;1489721]Decided to try this Station Walk after a previous report. Can report ML was really nice, great personality easy to get on with gave a great massage and very obliging. I think it was expensive and next time I would negotiate prior.[/QUOTE]I presume you mean the place in Brighton. It would be good to know her name, how much you paid and services received, otherwise, we are still taking pot luck.

With our recent debate ringing in my ears, I wondered "why should others have all the fun?", so today when in Church St Brighton, I was strolling past a hairdressing salon and there were some pretty tidy babes in there. Seeing as they're in the business of touching men anyway, I really didn't think it'd be that much of a stretch to ask for a HJ. After all, if they don't want to they can just say no & I could politely excuse myself and leave. Strangely, the first WL I asked screamed "FUCK OFF YOU SEX PEST!" and she threatened to call the police if I didn't leave immediately. So guys, I would advise you to keep your hard-earned in your pocket as far as this place is concerned. In fact I expect they'll be out of business within a month or two with that attitude.

[QUOTE=Krudd;1490164]With our recent debate ringing in my ears, I wondered "why should others have all the fun?", so today when in Church St Brighton, I was strolling past a hairdressing salon and there were some pretty tidy babes in there. Seeing as they're in the business of touching men anyway, I really didn't think it'd be that much of a stretch to ask for a HJ. After all, if they don't want to they can just say no & I could politely excuse myself and leave. Strangely, the first WL I asked screamed "FUCK OFF YOU SEX PEST!" and she threatened to call the police if I didn't leave immediately. So guys, I would advise you to keep your hard-earned in your pocket as far as this place is concerned. In fact I expect they'll be out of business within a month or two with that attitude.[/QUOTE]Krudd, it's the way you say it while staring at their chests and drooling. When I asked, they said 'Of course, sir" and the other said 'I'll give you 2 hands and would you like an haircut with that? '. I left immediately because I couldn't make a choice after Edna offered me 2 with the lot plus a pineapple. It was at that stage I noticed the videocam winking at me.

What krudd did asking for a HJ from a hairdresser may not have been appropriate but god it was funny. Many people including a friend of mine believe hairdressers dress fairly provacative to get return business and we know in some Asian countries hairdressing salons are a front for a massage parlour. A shop in moonee ponds of Asian orientation operates out of a hairdressing salon but they don't seem to have hair cutting instruments but they have rooms for massage. Krudd I found your attempt for a HJ with the hairdressers in Brighton truly hilarious. Your report was very laid back.

[QUOTE=Brauninc;1490942]What krudd did asking for a HJ from a hairdresser may not have been appropriate but god it was funny. Many people including a friend of mine believe hairdressers dress fairly provacative to get return business and we know in some Asian countries hairdressing salons are a front for a massage parlour. A shop in moonee ponds of Asian orientation operates out of a hairdressing salon but they don't seem to have hair cutting instruments but they have rooms for massage. Krudd I found your attempt for a HJ with the hairdressers in Brighton truly hilarious. Your report was very laid back.[/QUOTE]Mate, Krudd's post was an attempt to make a point, trying to be funny, not reality. For my part, all it proved is that it is a waste of time trying to have a serious discussion with him. He doesn't want to or can't comprehend the posts regarding the difference between a legit place and an RnT.

Great story Krudd.

A shame that BoganB doesn't share your sense of humour. Lmfao.

A few years back I had a young hairdressing apprentice over 18 who used to rub her tits all over me when she was cutting my hair, I noticed in the mirror that her nipples were real hard even through her apron, now this happened several times over the year, so I chanced it, spoke to her after she left work one day, to cut it short, didn't get a bonk but she had the sweetest tasting super wet pussy I had had for a long time, sadly she left to get married not long after, which is why I probably didn't get to bonk her! So there is hope with Hairdressers wait for the frottage though!

There are three massage shops here: one at 175 Sunshine Road (ph: 9314 8868) , one at 179A Sunshine Road (ph: 0406 618 579 and 0411 290 089) and one at 187 Sunshine Road (ph: 0449 865 596). I know others have written about these establishments, but I'm going to throw in my two cents worth in as well.

They are located in an industrial district, in what would arguably be the ugliest and seediest shopping strip in the whole of Melbourne. I would venture that there is not a single person who is so naive and innocent who, when driving past these shops, would be under any illusion about what services are provided at these shops. Thankfully there will be no need to anguish about whether to ask about the services here, because you're going to get them regardless of what you're asking or hoping for.

These places are for all intensive purposes, interchangeable. They all charge $70 for half an hour and for that you get what you would expect. The women who work here are friendly but unattractive Asian women in their 30s to 40s. It's best to visit first thing in the morning, because the towels on the massage tables are changed at most, once at the start of the day. I've visited each one of these shops several times over the past five years and I've never felt good afterwards. These places are depressing and I can't recommend any of them. It goes without saying that I've been living the dream. However if I had to make a choice, then I would choose 175 Sunshine Road because it has a rear entrance and it's slightly cleaner than the others.

The only memorable story I have from my visits concerns the shop in the middle, the one at 179A Sunshine Road. I can remember stumbling into this place, drunk as can be. I flopped down on to the massage table. I sort of remember looking up and being pleasantly surprised at the attractiveness of my massage lady, but on reflection this could have been the effect of my beer goggles. Nevertheless after about five minutes my beautiful massage lady disappears and the mamasan takes her place. Now the mamasan was old, maybe in her sixties, maybe even older. I began grumbling about the pretty girl leaving. The mamasan explained that one of my pretty girl's regulars had arrived and she considered this to be a satisfactory explanation. Anyhow I made the mistake of grumbling something to the effect that the girl who left me was naked and gorgeous, while she was most certainly not. So after listening to my complaint, she proceeds to completely undress herself and crossly tells me to just lie down on the table and keep quiet. Oh god, if there was only some way of washing that memory away. Wrinkly old breasts and wrinkly everything else. Blehhhhh! Anyhow, these are shops are to be avoided when you are sober, and most of all when you're not.

Anyone who needs more information (apart from my recollections of the old lady) can send me a private message.

Shit that was funny

I hope Pedro hasn't taken his bat and ball and gone home. Old mate I never meant to upset you. I was simply trying to point out...... not going to go into it again. I know how much this forum means to you, and I'd hate to be responsible for you being lost to the community.

[QUOTE=Brauninc;1490942]What krudd did asking for a HJ from a hairdresser may not have been appropriate but god it was funny. Many people including a friend of mine believe hairdressers dress fairly provacative to get return business and we know in some Asian countries hairdressing salons are a front for a massage parlour. A shop in moonee ponds of Asian orientation operates out of a hairdressing salon but they don't seem to have hair cutting instruments but they have rooms for massage. Krudd I found your attempt for a HJ with the hairdressers in Brighton truly hilarious. Your report was very laid back.[/QUOTE]There is a recently opened hairdresser shop in Sydney which also offers massages in a small mezzanine room at the back.

Have thought about trying it out but most of the hairdressers are male. Not sure what happens if the girls are busy cutting hair.

Coming back to Melbourne for a quick trip shortly and was oping someone here could help me.

Anyone know some brothels in the CBD / western suburbs, where I can get my hands on some African WL's?

Had a great one in Singapore once, and now I've got a taste for them!

Thanks guys!

There are three massage shops in the shopping centre near the Sunshine Railway station. There may be others, but I'm not a local and haven't come across them in my travels.

Massage Haven at 2/16 Watt Street, Sunshine is open from 10:00am to 8:30pm, seven days per week. It's telephone number is 03 9943 0465. This is not a bad shop, but neither is it a very good one. Massages are indifferent (5 out of 10). The attractiveness of massage ladies is not good either (5 out of 10) , being mainly staffed by women in their 30s and 40s. The only good thing about this place is that it is clean, the massage rooms have doors and you consistently receive what you are hoping for. The manager does her best to keep her customers happy. For example, if you don't like the look of the massage lady you have been offered, the manager will be happy to offer to replace her with whoever else is available. I have never left this place disappointed. But on the other hand, I've never been blown away (so to speak) by what has happened. This place is recommended, but it's nothing to write home about.

Natural Plus, at 5 City Place, Sunshine is open from 9:30am to 9:30pm, seven days per week. Its telephone number is 03 9311 0198. The owners of Natural Plus have not really decided whether they wish to operate a Chinese medicine shop or something far less salubrious. You can apparently (if the advertisements in the window are to be believed) obtain a diploma in natural medicine here. It is located in one of the most ugly and depressing streets in Sunshine. There are a mix of ladies working here: some in their 20s and most much older. Attractiveness of massage ladies is poor (4 out of 10) but the massages are okay (6 out of 10). This place is not recommended.

Oriental Massage Therapy, at 47 Dickson St, Sunshine, is open from 11:00am to 8:00pm, seven days per week. Its telephone number is 03 9311 9994. Despite the shabby appearances of the building, it is one of my very favourite places. It seems to me to be similar to the place BogaB described in his 14 October 2013 review of his Huntingdale / Brighton establishment, being mainly staffed by PRC students. The services you receive here are inconsistent: some ladies are just wonderful, while others are just going through the motions. Some months standards decline and other times, for no apparent reason, they're good again. It's a great place to visit over Christmas because the owner brings down ladies from other places who are highly motivated to make as much money as they possibly can during their visit to Melbourne. Massages are okay, probably 6 out of 10 and the attractiveness of the massage ladies varies from 6 to 9 out of 10. I've had massages at this place from girls who were heart breakingly beautiful. Don't complain to me if the time you visit that there was no evidence of this. As they say on the football radio shows, I calls it the ways I sees it.

In addition to the three shops I have reviewed, there is a fourth shop, on the first floor of 13 to 15 City Place. Its phone number is 0412 696 042. The shop takes some finding: you need to walk down a small arcade and ring the doorbell on a metal door. I didn't see any signs about but some guy I met sweeping the floor of the arcade said that the shop was definitely here, but often closed. The shop has advertised recently on the Locanto and Gumtree websites. According to its advertisements there are "hot girls everyday!" However I have never found this place open so I am not able to confirm the availability of girls, hot or otherwise. I have rung the phone number about half a dozen times at different times and days over the past couple of weeks and got no answer. When you ring this number you will get an automatic text message reply: "I am driving, please call me later." No-one ever rings you back. Anyhow I have never actually managed to come here when it's open and would be happy to hear if anyone does. It's like a lot of things: whatever you can't get becomes more attractive as a consequence.

As with all my reviews, if you need specifics about services and prices, please contact me via private message.

[QUOTE=DanTheMan; 1492765]Coming back to Melbourne for a quick trip shortly and was oping someone here could help me.

Anyone know some brothels in the CBD / western suburbs, where I can get my hands on some African WL's?

Had a great one in Singapore once, and now I've got a taste for them!

Thanks guys![/QUOTE]DTM Not WL I am sure but I spent some time today in Barkly St Footscray and god there some stunning dark ladies strut up and down there.

Reckon I might take the odd lunch trip down there not that it renowned as a pick up area I would think.

Good luck with the search.

Pedro

I have visited the massage shop at 219 Ascot Vale Road, Ascot Vale several times over the past few years. Its telephone number is (03) 9004 1477. It's open seven days a week from roughly 11:00am to 8:00 pm. The first time I went there I was just blown away. It started like an everyday massage and because I had never been there before I wasn't expecting anything much. Without getting into a lot of details, my massage lady invited the other lady who was working there on that day to help finish things off. They were both really gorgeous and participated enthusiastically. Needless to say, it was one of the most memorable occasions in my mongering days. Over the years however, things have declined a lot. The last time I visited I paid for a one hour massage together with my upfront tip and only received a massage of about 40 minutes in length. That really makes me grumpy. Its one thing for a massage lady to be ugly (what can she do about it?) or to have moral impediments to providing extras (in other contexts this would be an admirable quality). But to be too lazy to even provide a full hour is just hopeless in my opinion. In those situations, I don't make a fuss – I just never come back and I haven't. This place is not recommended. It's quite possible that things have improved since my last visit but I'm not shelling any more money to find out.

The second shop in this review is of Blue Moon Therapy Care shop. It's located at 127-129 Union Road, Ascot Vale and their telephone number is (03) 9372 9517. It is open seven days a week from 10:00am to 9:00pm. This is a new shop, having opened in the last six months. It advertises on Locanto and elsewhere. According to its Locanto advertisement they have "Beautiful and friendly staffs, have girl here" together with pictures of the pretty girls who presumably work there."Hmmm, that does look good," I said to myself. So like the fool I am I have visited several times over the past month. I have not been on my own in thinking that there may be something more offered. The massage room that I was in is near the front door. During each of my massages there was a regular stream of guys coming in and asking about happy endings, which suggests to me that I am not alone in thinking that there is something of an inconsistency between what is offered and what is actually provided (for example, there was no sign of the girls pictured in the advertisements). While I felt sorry for the massage ladies having to say "no sexual services provided" over and over each day, in this case it seems to me that the way the shop is advertised is the real problem here. The shop is clean, freshly renovated and has a good atmosphere. The massage ladies are indeed friendly and attractive (probably 6 out of 10). The quality of the massages I received were okay (6 out of 10). However on the basis of what I've received, I think there is little or no chance of anything fun happening here. This place is not recommended.

In both shops, massages are priced at the usual $70 per hour. Anyone who needs any further details about services and prices can contact me via a private message.