Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Almotu;1188762]Are you saying you tipped your girl 50R because at these apts, you pay the house fee 60R=30mins / 100R=60mins and everything is included. The 'massage', the room and your FS session.[/QUOTE]Actually at half of the privates anal is extra. You pay the girl directly. At Bel Prazer it is a fixed fee of R$50 to the girl. This is the most expensive extra that I know of at any prives. Most charge R$30 and the cheaper places charge R$10. At Tigresas in Tijuca they are supposed to charge you R$30 extra for anal. However not all girls charge it. Even the really cheap places like Hollywood charge extra for anal, it is like R$30 + R$10 for anal. That is a one pop shot deal. I personally think this is a reasonable deal at the cheaper places!

At the big termas definitely do not tip the girls. They will do everything you want for the price included.

I don't understand a lot of guys when you are in Brazil, it is a different culture. You should never pay the girls first you are just making things bad for the veterans. You new guys should respect the game or stay home.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1188989]Barbarella is basically a rip off club with really hot dancers occasionally on a couple stages, who aren't on the program for fuck,[/QUOTE]During the years I have left with several of the dancers in Barbarella's. Yes it's a very expensive place but back when the dollar was strong I was walking out of there with dupla's for a song. Now Fugeddaboudit.

I always thought the dancers were just as available as any other girl at Barbs? I have seen them being taken out of there a lot, had friends that have banged them etc. I was once walking down the road in Costa Rica with a buddy. We saw a car pulled up in a gas station, it was the same colour as Taxis there, but no obvious markings. We asked if he was indeed a taxi. He said "in Costa Rica, every woman is a "Whor* and every car is a taxi". Kind of applies to South America in general.

I just got back last week from a 12 day trip to Rio, I have to be honest and say it was my worst trip in almost 15 years of going to brasil. It was so bad, I actually looked to see how much it would cost me to return early and I have NEVER done that before. The prices for everything is fucking crazy, the dollar is in the toilet an dthe wrost part is that Copa is void of GDPS. I went to the beach almost every day of my trip, in 10 days, I think I saw about 4 working girls at Hoe beach. 4 in total, over the course of 10 fucking days! Where the hell are the hoes?

The only saving grace were the termas, but they were so expensive that I couldn't afford to go everday. 3-400reais for a 40 minute session? Get the fuck out of here! For that price I would rather just stay in America! If it wasnot for the terma, I would not have seen any attractive GDPS. The girls at Balcony were 7s at best and they thought they were models. Asking for 400R for an hour! B*tch please! I have never seen quality that low in Copa before and they were asking for sky high prices.

The worst part was that my old standbys were flaking on almost every date that we setup. Not calling to say they wouldn't be there, showing up 4 hours late. I had one girl tell me "the reason why I didn't call you was because I knew eventually you would call me when I didn't show up ontime. SO I waited for you to call me, so I could tell you that I can't make it!" When I said "What about the fact that I have been sitting in my apartment for 2 hours waiting for you when I could have been out doing something?" she just laughed and asked why I waited so long to call her!

It got so bad, that I sat down and plotted out some revenge. How can I fuck up their time and money? It took me a minute but I came up with a good plan. Now I know some guys will say I am an asshole for doing this but I don't give a damn. Each girl I did this to had stood me up and wasted my time and money so I figured payback was in order.

The Revenge: On my last day, I text messaged the 3 worst offenders and told them that I was leaving for the airport that day at 8PM. I told them that I wanted them to come to copa at 4PM so that I could see them one last time before I headed home. To make sure they came, I added in "Baby, please come today, I have this very large bag of Victoria Secret Lotions and Perfumes. I can't bring all these bottles back to America with me. If you do not come, I have to throw this big bag in the garbage or give it to someone else!" To make sure I screwed up their MONEY and time, I told them to take a taxi to copa and when they got to my apartment, to call me and I would come downstairs and pay the bill. (All 3 live a good hour + away from Copa) so they were looking at 100-130R taxi bills!

In truth, I had left my apartemnt at 3PM to head to the airport! I was flying on a buddy pass, so I had to check in 5 hours early for my flight. I took a girl with me to the airport, checked in my bag for a 9:30 PM flight, then we went to a hotel in centro. I stayed there, fucking her for about 3 hours until I went back to the airport for my flight. In the mean time, all three girls were blowing up my phone calling and texting me wanting to know where I was because they didn't have any money for the taxi! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! For some strange reason, none of them ran into each other or else they would have realised that they had been had. I know the door man must be pissed as hell at me because I am sure these 3 gave him an earfull. I may not be able to stay there anymore but I don't care because the owner's pices went up 100% in 6 months, so I plan on looking at other rental apartments anyway.

I have been back for a few days now and all three girls have sent me multiple emails crying about all the problems they had when they didn't have the money to pay for the cab. Or that they had to find money to pay for their transport back home or whatever BS they were complaining about. I gave each one a song and dance abut the fact that "I had to go to the airport early and I was trying to change my ticket but they wouldn't let me. And then my pone wasnt working, so I couldn't get in contact with them." I also added in "How did it feel when you wasted your time and money trying to see me? Didn't feel nice did it? Well now you know how I feel when you fuck up my vacations! TOMA!"

"REVENGE IS LIKE THE SWEETEST JOY, NEXT TO GETTING PUSSY!" Tupac Shakur

[QUOTE=Sangue Bon;1189324]During the years I have left with several of the dancers in Barbarella's. Yes it's a very expensive place but back when the dollar was strong I was walking out of there with dupla's for a song. Now Fugeddaboudit.[/QUOTE]Thats really weird because most Barbarellas girls back in the day just raised their price to match the dollar. It wasnt like the dollar was 4-1 and the girls in Bs were still asking for 200R! They were asking for 600-1000R for a couple of hours! So I don't know how you got them for a song back then.

[QUOTE=Bravo; 1189385]I just got back last week from a 12 day trip to Rio, I have to be honest and say it was my worst trip in almost 15 years of going to brasil. It was so bad, I actually looked to see how much it would cost me to return early and I have NEVER done that before. The prices for everything is fucking crazy, the dollar is in the toilet an dthe wrost part is that Copa is void of GDPS. I went to the beach almost every day of my trip, in 10 days, I think I saw about 4 working girls at Hoe beach. 4 in total, over the course of 10 fucking days! Where the hell are the hoes?

The only saving grace were the termas, but they were so expensive that I couldn't afford to go everday. 3-400reais for a 40 minute session? Get the fuck out of here! For that price I would rather just stay in America! If it wasnot for the terma, I would not have seen any attractive GDPS. The girls at Balcony were 7s at best and they thought they were models. Asking for 400R for an hour! B*tch please! I have never seen quality that low in Copa before and they were asking for sky high prices.

I know the door man must be pissed as hell at me because I am sure these 3 gave him an earfull. I may not be able to stay there anymore but I don't care because the owner's pices went up 100% in 6 months, so I plan on looking at other rental apartments anyway.[/QUOTE]I was about to ask what your next move would be as far as a new place to monger, but it looks like after this awful time you had you still plan on returning.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1189393]I was about to ask what your next move would be as far as a new place to monger, but it looks like after this awful time you had you still plan on returning.[/QUOTE]I am in the DR right now, Sosua to be exact. I am spending about 1/4th what I was spending in Rio. For what I spent in Rio for a ten day trip, I could probably spend 2 months down here! My next move is a Virgin trip to Columbia or to Thailand. We will see. I still plan on going to Rio but instead of 8 trips a year, I will now make 1, MAYBE 2 trips a year. And that is a big maybe.

[QUOTE=Bravo;1189392]Thats really weird because most Barbarellas girls back in the day just raised their price to match the dollar. It wasnt like the dollar was 4-1 and the girls in Bs were still asking for 200R! They were asking for 600-1000R for a couple of hours! So I don't know how you got them for a song back then.[/QUOTE]I never got quoted anything like that back in the day or even now, I was in Barbarellas last year any paid 300 reais, two pops and she was out.

[QUOTE=Bravo; 1189385]I just got back last week from a 12 day trip to Rio, I also added in "How did it feel when you wasted your time and money trying to see me? Didn't feel nice did it? Well now you know how I feel when you fuck up my vacations! TOMA!"

"REVENGE IS LIKE THE SWEETEST JOY, NEXT TO GETTING PUSSY!" Tupac Shakur[/QUOTE]O do not know whether you have an Amex, a Visa or a Mastercard, but this is "priceless".

I have been back for a few days now and all three girls have sent me multiple emails crying about all the problems they had when they didn't have the money to pay for the cab. Or that they had to find money to pay for their transport back home or whatever BS they were complaining about. I gave each one a song and dance abut the fact that "I had to go to the airport early and I was trying to change my ticket but they wouldn't let me. And then my pone wasnt working, so I couldn't get in contact with them." I also added in "How did it feel when you wasted your time and money trying to see me? Didn't feel nice did it? Well now you know how I feel when you fuck up my vacations! TOMA!"

"REVENGE IS LIKE THE SWEETEST JOY, NEXT TO GETTING PUSSY!" Tupac Shakur.

They will be alright, nest time they'll know how to conduct business, because this is a profession.

Getting any woman from Rio to turn up on time is a challenge. I am actually sitting at home now waiting for a girl to turn up, well sort of. Once it started to rain today I just knew she wouldn't turn up. So, she is due in about 30 minutes but there is no way she is going to turn up. Raining pretty hard outside and cold!

My current "girlfriend" (not the girl I am waiting for now) is one of the rare girls that actually turns up like clockwork. In fact I don't really like her that much, but I REALLY like the fact that she turns up on time, hence I have been seeing her for the last 6 months!

[QUOTE=Bravo;1189385]It was so bad, I actually looked to see how much it would cost me to return early and I have NEVER done that before. The prices for everything is fucking crazy, the dollar is in the toilet an dthe wrost part is that Copa is void of GDPS.[/QUOTE]
Bravo, Brazil is huge. Try some other cities.

BTW, your revenge was quite ugly IMO.
About 80% of brazilian women turns up late to date. Maybe 10% don't turn up at all. It's very annoying, but it's normal behaviour in Brazil.

[QUOTE=Sperto; 1189434]Bravo, Brazil is huge. Try some other cities.

BTW, your revenge was quite ugly IMO.

About 80% of brazilian women turns up late to date. Maybe 10% don't turn up at all. It's very annoying, but it's normal behaviour in Brazil.[/QUOTE]I see they didn't turn up late when they thought they had "presentes" waiting for them. I can sympathyze with Bravo. A girl who lives in the north of Rio did me the same way. She was supposed to be coming then after I waited so long I called her and she said she could not come because it was raining really hard. And I'm like well why the fuck didn't you call instead of having me here waiting for your ass. I have no patience for someone who does not respect my time. I can always get money back, but once time is gone it can't be recovered.

Rain messes up travelling time big style in Rio. Not everyone lives on a metro line. Add to that social etiquette allows Brasilians to be late (with each other, not just with gringos). The same doesn't usually go the other way round because Western etiquette is to be mostly on time, which is what we are likely to be judged on. I think a degree of caveat emptor comes in. If you don't allow for Rio time and GDP unreliability, you are likely to be easily disappointed. If a girl is travelling some distance to see me I a) keep on her tail, and be) have a plan be.

It can also work to advantage. A girl was two and a half hours late for me one night. She was travelling from the edge of town by bus in heavy rain. No reception for a lot if the time but I managed to get thru and confirm she was on her way. When she arrived, she was both apologetic and overjoyed that I hadn't freaked out. Needless to say, she gave good value and only left when I had to leave for my plane the following night.

Even if I meet a gringo I'll usually say something like, I'll be at posto x at such-and-such a time for a while, then I'm going on to such-and-such for dinner. It gives people a fix if they are held up and also means I am not going out of my way. To me, that's a normal way of making arrangements in Rio unless it's the theatre or something (in which case you have to know that the other person can cope and anticipate delays and so on).

'Getting even' might sound righteous, but it still means you lost out or wouldn't feel that way. Never mind right and wrong, it's about practicalities, succeeding in getting what you want. Thinking Brazilian will get a higher hit rate, that's all.