Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1135318]Hate songkran.

If it was me, I'be burn all these fuckers and their water guns. [/QUOTE]Could not agree more NicFrenchy. I'm trying to think of somewhere to escape to cheaply during this horrible time.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1135696]Sorry Fellas,

The holiday isn't going anywhere and from my history the Farangs are the ones that created this mess. [/QUOTE]Every mess in Thailand is the doing of the Thais.

[quote=nicfrenchy;1135724]maybe so in pattaya, but in bangkok, i can thankfully say most people don't behave like primates and most times respect the working bunch. if i am in a suit and some asshole hoses me down, chances are he will find the hose either up his ass or down his throat. .[/quote]that is why i'm in pattaya and your in bangkok, even primates once a year got to let loose and maybe your bosses should loosen up the tie and suit and let you wear your speedo to work and then you can change to your suit.

good luck and stay dry?

lbm

[quote=amjeck;1135805]every mess in thailand is the doing of the thais.[/quote]that might be true to you but every article that i have read written by expat farangs and farangs living here for twenty to thirty years say otherwise. now what might be true is that we started it and they took it to a crazy level? yes when it comes to thai they do make a mess out of it and pay back is a b-t-h.

now that is out of its way. what does one do to stay dry? do i stay home? do i stay away from thailand? do i complain to the king to change it? do i stand on the corner of sukhumvit and 3rd road in my speedo with a sign complaining? me i go with the flow on this and still head down to ws, beach road, everywhere and anywhere expecting the worse and the best and carry a towel.

lbm

A quick report on a one week wander down to Pattaya to see 2 mates from the old country.

I stayed at the reliable Pasadena Lodge in LK Metro and ate mainly at the small but excellent Thai place in Soi Buakhao on the same side of the road as Oasis but between there and Club Blu. I also used Marine Seafood off WS and the Beer Garden a couple of times each both places providing good quality food at reasonable prices.

I visited many Go-go bars including the new ones in LK and WS. The most disappointing to us was Alcatraz in terms of atomoshpere. Plenty of talent to choose from and something to suit most tastes could be found in all the places we went, Kiss, MASH, Office, Oasis and Papayago locally and Secrets, Peppermint, Iron Club, Casanovy and Baccara in WS.

On entering some clubs we found on some nights them virtually empty and on others quite busy there seeming to be no real pattern.

I had 3 in-call visits from 3 different girls from Dream Teen all who spent 2 hours giving JCL an early afternoon delight and relaxation. All 3 girls provided 2 pops and an agreeable massage in between.

I BF'the a spinner out of Secrets for the first 2 nights on the trot, who was a top performer (no A) she kept on saying she just wanted to 'make me happy' which she most certainly did. She even stayed until midday on both occasions rather than leave at 7am, as agreed, so an extra pop was accomplished before brunch.

I also BF'the the same girl from Papayago but on 2 different days, including my last night, who was also most accommodating towards JCL and provided an enthusiastic and intense series of shagging performances, every time ended covered in sweat and breathing hard, always a good sign for me. She worked the afternoon shift and the BF was 350 THB, a bargain in my book and a sweety to boot.

I also BF'the 1 night from Casanovy, absolute cracking figure but had attitude which meant she was shown the door at 5am and I only paid her 1000 and not the agreed 2000 THB, it was previously agreed she would stay until 10am.

The other BF was from Baccara and was also a cracker and did the best BBBJ of the trip (twice) and a third pop before departing. In all I paid 2000 THB for LT except for the Casanovy as mentioned and the girl from Papayago was 1500.

All in all a good week and there being plenty of girls compared to mongers which is always a bonus, next Patts trip due in June / July.

Taking a newbie to BKK for a w / e in 2 weeks and will report on that after.

[quote=littlebigman;1135923]now that is out of its way. what does one do to stay dry? do i stay home? do i stay away from thailand? do i complain to the king to change it? do i stand on the corner of sukhumvit and 3rd road in my speedo with a sign complaining? me i go with the flow on this and still head down to ws, beach road, everywhere and anywhere expecting the worse and the best and carry a towel.[/quote]complain to the king. lol. i'm sure he'd be all ears.

[QUOTE=PinkPearl;1136162]Complain to the King. LOL. I'm sure he'd be all ears.[/QUOTE]PP,

Exactly my point!

LBM

In my last visit in Pattaya, I went 3 times in Devil's Den.

I try some new ladies Dew-Alyssa and Wan-Dar but their service was not satisfactory!

Lesbian show is very fake and cold and they complained for the long anal penetration.

In my last visit I don't try new ladies but I take again Ning and Rain, for me the best ladies in Devil's Den!

Very hot FS and Lesbian they have done everything I wanted.

Soi6:

Full Moon Bar: I try Dia, young lady normal FS and anal sex 1000b and 300b for room (the rooms in this bar is very nice, big and clean)

Red poin bar: Nim, she have 20years old. Very hot deepthroat and FS with anal 1000b and 300b for room.

Viking Bar: the good FS with anal 1000b and 300b for room

[QUOTE=Woody53;1135627]Made the mistake to go Pattaya at songkran last year. It maybe fun for a day or two, but here it last more than a week. And these bastards put large ice blocks into the barrels. There almost no chance to escape![/QUOTE]Funny, my memory of the Song Krang festival is totally different. My girl was all excites about the festival and helped me pick out my shirt. We bought all the gear. Water guns, buckets, and clay / ash crap to spread on faces. Went out for about 2 hours in the afternoon. Be sure time it late (delay by going for late lunch or better yet a hangover induced sleepin). With the hot sun gone in the late afternoon, she jumped at my offer to take her home. In the tuk-tuk (never use except for song krang) we got soaked more and more and the colder she got. Back at the condo, I said I wanted a hot bath to warm up in. Offered to let her join me since she was shivering. Of course she takes me up on the offer. Repeated every day of Song Krang. She will get cold and will jump at every opportunity to warm up. Bath, bed, shower. Yeah, nice memories getting my girl in the tub at 5pm followed closely by some action under the sheets. I love Song Krang. I guess it's always what you make of it.

[QUOTE=Christian G; 1136411]In my last visit in Pattaya, I went 3 times in Devil's Den.

I try some new ladies Dew-Alyssa and Wan-Dar but their service was not satisfactory!

Lesbian show is very fake and cold and they complained for the long anal penetration.

In my last visit I don't try new ladies but I take again Ning and Rain, for me the best ladies in Devil's Den!

Very hot FS and Lesbian they have done everything I wanted. [/QUOTE]Interesting. I did a Dew-Wan combo in November so they cannot be that new. They did not have any problem with long anal and in fact Dew really seemed to enjoy it. This was the turning point of my trip that honestly did not start well with some girls complaining that I was too large for regular sex never mind anal. YMMV.

Damn though, Ning and Rain appear to have no rules and they are very cute. It is too bad that they weren't in the line-up when I made my visit.

[QUOTE=Edward M;1136693]I did a Dew-Wan combo in November so they cannot be that new.[/QUOTE]That would have been not long after Dew started. I tried her back around then and was disappointed. Not up to the usual DD standard of service, I thought. But then there's been a lot of turnover there lately, with many of the excellent old lineup (Jar, Bang etc.) moving on. I hope it's temporary, but for me the place hasn't been quite the same since.

[QUOTE=Christian G; 1136411]In my last visit in Pattaya, I went 3 times in Devil's Den.

I try some new ladies Dew-Alyssa and Wan-Dar but their service was not satisfactory!

Lesbian show is very fake and cold and they complained for the long anal penetration.

In my last visit I don't try new ladies but I take again Ning and Rain, for me the best ladies in Devil's Den!

Very hot FS and Lesbian they have done everything I wanted.

Soi6:

Full Moon Bar: I try Dia, young lady normal FS and anal sex 1000b and 300b for room (the rooms in this bar is very nice, big and clean)

Red poin bar: Nim, she have 20years old. Very hot deepthroat and FS with anal 1000b and 300b for room.

Viking Bar: the good FS with anal 1000b and 300b for room[/QUOTE]Agree to the places, but pricing should be 700 +300. 100o is ripping you off!

[QUOTE=Orange Crust;1136578]Funny, my memory of the Song Krang festival is totally different. My girl was all excites about the festival and helped me pick out my shirt. We bought all the gear. Water guns, buckets, and clay / ash crap to spread on faces. Went out for about 2 hours in the afternoon. Be sure time it late (delay by going for late lunch or better yet a hangover induced sleepin). With the hot sun gone in the late afternoon, she jumped at my offer to take her home. In the tuk-tuk (never use except for song krang) we got soaked more and more and the colder she got. Back at the condo, I said I wanted a hot bath to warm up in. Offered to let her join me since she was shivering. Of course she takes me up on the offer. Repeated every day of Song Krang. She will get cold and will jump at every opportunity to warm up. Bath, bed, shower. Yeah, nice memories getting my girl in the tub at 5pm followed closely by some action under the sheets. I love Song Krang. I guess it's always what you make of it.[/QUOTE]Songraan sux

[QUOTE=Christian G; 1136411]Soi6:

Full Moon Bar: I try Dia, young lady normal FS and anal sex 1000b and 300b for room (the rooms in this bar is very nice, big and clean)

Red poin bar: Nim, she have 20years old. Very hot deepthroat and FS with anal 1000b and 300b for room.

Viking Bar: the good FS with anal 1000b and 300b for room[/QUOTE]I have never sessioned on Soi 6 but every time I have been there I have been given a price of 1000 all in. 700 girl and 300 room with no additional for anal.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1135724]Maybe so in Pattaya, but in Bangkok, I can thankfully say most people don't behave like primates and most times respect the working bunch. If I am in a suit and some asshole hoses me down, chances are he will find the hose either up his ass or down his throat. .[/QUOTE]What a load of dung. If you did this, you would end up floating in a khlong.

Songkran is not a European holiday. It's not a farang, a tourist, or a hooker holiday. It's a Thai holiday. You stay in Thailand so you can "make loads of money" and have sex with Thai girls. If you hate it so much, just arrange to stay home or pay some minders some of the big bucks you claim to earn to keep you dry and bring your car right up to the door and hold a big umbrella up for you.

You spew this crap every year. It's not like it's a big secret that this will happen on a certain day or two each year. You are the outsider, so adapt.

What a crybaby.