Chat Rooms & Pen Pals

I have one for you to laugh at too. In Vilnus, Lithuania (one of my best mongering proving grounds) , I hooked up with a girl who is a radio personality in Lithuanian Public Broadcasting Service, took me to a church, dinner and other BS. But I managed to nail her the same night after bunch of BS. She is not in my FFF program. (Find them, Fxxx them, Forget them).

[QUOTE=Skogis;1444385]It is a long time since I laughed this loud. I was sneakreading this your comment in the same room as my GF and I think I sprayed Pepsi on her as well a couple of meteraway. Even got it in my nose. I was struck by lightning when you got to the church. OMG thank you for that one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Skogis;1444385]It is a long time since I laughed this loud. I was sneakreading this your comment in the same room as my GF and I think I sprayed Pepsi on her as well a couple of meters away. Even got it in my nose. I was struck by lightning when you got to the church. OMG thank you for that one.[/QUOTE]

Glad you enjoyed. Perhaps if we are there at the same time we can share some lutefisk. By share I mean I give to you LOL. Do you guys really like it? We Canadian Norwegians eat that stuff up like there's no tomorrow at Christmas. Well most, but not me. My lips would heal over before lutefisk could pass them.

For those of you who do not know what I am talking about, lutefisk is cod cured in lye. It is a 2x4 stick of dried fish. Preparation requires that it be soaked and drained repeatedly over several days. My parents told me it is a Norwegian delicacy.

It is then boiled. It stinks. Smells rotten. Smells paint the walls bad. My parents used to say it tastes good if you put lots of melted butter and salt on it. Think about being served cod jelly with butter and salt. lol I always wondered why anyone would put in the effort to develop a taste for some thing that smells so bad. LOL

No wonder your so prolific. :)

[QUOTE=Mbsl65;1444432]I have one for you to laugh at too. In Vilnus, Lithuania (one of my best mongering proving grounds) , I hooked up with a girl who is a radio personality in Lithuanian Public Broadcasting Service, took me to a church, dinner and other BS. But I managed to nail her the same night after bunch of BS. She is not in my FFF program. (Find them, Fxxx them, Forget them).[/QUOTE]Had a similar situation a few years ago in Vietnam with a very hot looking co-worker. Takes me out one evening, have dinner together, sit close to each other in a bar and almost start cuddling & kissing, and then she decides we need to go out for a walk (hand in hand during a rainy night in Saigon, sooooo romantic) and she takes me to Saigon Cathedral.

Anyway, co-workers are a no-no as far as I'm concerned (but I did feel weird when back in my hotel).

[QUOTE=Amanut;1444493]I always wondered why anyone would put in the effort to develop a taste for some thing that smells so bad. LOL[/QUOTE]Obviously, you've never seen fans go after prized durian.

[QUOTE=Mbsl65;1444432]I have one for you to laugh at too. In Vilnus, Lithuania (one of my best mongering proving grounds) , I hooked up with a girl who is a radio personality in Lithuanian Public Broadcasting Service, took me to a church, dinner and other BS. But I managed to nail her the same night after bunch of BS. She is not in my FFF program. (Find them, Fxxx them, Forget them).[/QUOTE]I have a classic text, one of those I couldn't delete some some girl who I can't even remember name of or face but it says something like " freebie I really likes you, can we go to church together with my mum, then we can go fucks a lot after".

[QUOTE=Amanut; 1444493]Glad you enjoyed. Perhaps if we are there at the same time we can share some lutefisk. By share I mean I give to you LOL. Do you guys really like it? We Canadian Norwegians eat that stuff up like there's no tomorrow at Christmas. Well most, but not me. My lips would heal over before lutefisk could pass them.

LOL.

No wonder your so prolific. .[/QUOTE]When I was a little kid my parents try to force some of this destroyed fish into me, but I vomited (a little bulimic trick I learned from a friend to avvoid nasty food back home) so I never had to try it it again. It is the smell I mostly can't handle. So no such thing inside my house.

I would be more happy, if we happened to be at the same place once, to share some salmon. I usualy love fish almost as much as I love girls (as long as they don't smell like lutefisk)

Since we are in a church (istic) mood here I have one happened to me a few years ago in Beijing. I had been seeing this nice longlegged sexy girl a few times and as most chineese she was not religious as we know it. They have a more philosophic way and confess themself to confuism or some other ism of same sort (mostly). This girl fancied I was a christian (I am as I am born in a christian country and evne a member of our state church but I am very passive member).

I went back home and got more and more mails from this girl (great in bed activity by the way and one of the few chineese I met with shaved pussy) stating she start reading the bible and even looked up a christian church in Beijing she had start to visit frequently. My concern was ofcourse how this would influence our sexual relationship as people just "seeing the light" can take the biblitic words a bit to serious. I returned to Beijing some months after, showed up in Cyts building were she worked and we headed home to her place. Her apartment was by now crowded by christian symbols and in the livingroom she even got herself a big statue of Jesus himself. We started off in the sofa and well into the session with my member well working her wet pussy she suddenly retracts herself and runs into the bathroom. She returns and take a big towel and covered the head of the big Jesus statue. Why you do this I ask?"I do not want Jesus to see my sinful act" was her reply. And session back on track.

As a programmer, I can tell you that you can write scripts to search for the certain keywords and identify the author. So, you can backtrack it from there. I can assure you that in Seattle area, I know several ISP owners who are my geek friends. They get served with different BS every other day.

[QUOTE=Khekada; 1444430]Thnks Bro Mbsl65,

I am quite sure there is nothing against CB policy in my profile, but if they are scanning chats too, there are many things they may find against. I always thought chat is one to one and out of review limits. Even there policy statement do not include the chats. Secondly it is very subjective to decide about the chat lines, if they really care to read between the lines.

Regards,

KHEKADA[/QUOTE]

Update on the girl you recommended as a wing girl. She claims that she was your ex gf for 10 months and you dumped her based on some issues. She claims that she is not a wing girl or anything else. Can you post us the truth from your end? Because her claims are much different than your suggestions. As you know, including myself, lots of people read the posts and we may get into a problem. FYI, I would not mislead you or anyone else. Please do a clarification.

[QUOTE=SparkChaser;1443677]Any and all assistance with this girl is appreciated. She is a good talker. Lousy typest. She has assured me that she will be working hard to try to make this a success. I believe she has real potential in her future. Just needs a hand up.[/QUOTE]

Dear All

Here is an update. Blossoms paid me back my membership fees in full, but refused to restore my account or give any valid cause for deactivation.

Regards,

Khekada

[QUOTE=Khekada; 1444430]Thnks Bro Mbsl65,

I am quite sure there is nothing against CB policy in my profile, but if they are scanning chats too, there are many things they may find against. I always thought chat is one to one and out of review limits. Even there policy statement do not include the chats. Secondly it is very subjective to decide about the chat lines, if they really care to read between the lines.

Regards,

KHEKADA[/QUOTE]

An online gal. Not bad looking. But not my cup of tea. This was my response.

Thank you for the msg. I will go to Phiippines next month, but not Mindanao. I don't want to waste your time.

Advice 1: try to use more than "hi" to meet people.

Advice 2: If your profile says you don't have children, maybe you shouldn't stand in front of a wall with all baby pictures.

Loren: when I was young I dream someday I want a foriegners husband.

Me: all the phi women want foreign husbands. But it is not easy.

Me: although some have married and come here.

Me: but they are usually nurses or computer specialists.

Me: highly educated.

Loren: no I don't like. Cause the boy here is checkboy. I don't trust.

Me: are you a virgin?

Loren: I till you honest I'm not a virgin, thats why I never trust the boy here. I have bad memory.

Loren: you know why?

Me: not really.

Loren: you want to hear about my story?

Me: yes.

Loren: when I was in high school I have a bf, then I'm very trust to my boyfriend before. But I mistake cause he get my virginity, that time he told me I eat in the house of hes friend but hes lie to me, I don't know my boyfriend have bad plan for me. Then I told to my bf I go back to the school then he force me, he hold my hand and foot I told to my bf no don't do that but my bf I can't hear me he continue I cry that time, cause I promise to my self I give my virginity to my husband someday cause virginity is the best gift to my husband. But my bf he broke my dream. Hes a bad man that why 10 years ago and now I don't have boyfriend.

Loren: sorry very long story.

Me: how old were you then.

Loren: I'm 15 years old. What you say my story?

Me: that is life.

Loren: yes. But its a bad memory in my life.

Me: you should not be hung up on what happened 10 years ago.

Loren: I hope your understand about my past,

Me: sex is just part of life.

Loren: if you want I continue to chat you in the internet cafe? Cause the owner of the internet is here. Yes I know but nice give to my someone special cause sex is the best if have a true love.

Me: I am sorry. I am interested in sex and company when I come to Philippines.

Loren: ah okay.

Me: obviously you are looking for something different.

Loren: you want to continue in the internet?

Loren: why you say that? If you are good for me why not.

Me: SO YOU WANT TO MEET ME?

Loren: yes.

Me: can you take time off to be with me?

Loren: yes.

Me: what is your phone number?

Loren: 091xxxxxxxxxxx.

Me: ok, I will let you know my plans.

Loren: what your plan?

Me: I should be in Phi soon. Usually I go to Manila and Cebu.

Me: If you can come to Cebu I will send you a ticket.

Loren: I got to now, sorry. You go in davao.

Loren: see you later?

Me: We will talk next time. Take care, bye.

Loren: okay.

This is generally how the conversation goes with DIA girls. Initially they come across as " virgins". When asked it is evident they had one sexual encounter (who knows?).

They come across as looking for only serious relationship and marriage. Later they relent and ready for sex and fun.

according to her, she was raped as a teenager. and your response was,"that's life". is that a bit cold?

okay, i know some gals have some tall tales, and i'll give sammon the benefit of the doubt. he may have seen this as some gals attempt to win sympathy in order to ask for something, or create some illusion. again, to gain favor.

neverhtheless, the way the story is presented seems pretty cold-hearted. hope you have time to clarify s. x.

[quote=sammon; 1452482]loren: when i was young i dream someday i want a foriegners husband.

me: all the phi women want foreign husbands. but it is not easy.

me: although some have married and come here.

me: but they are usually nurses or computer specialists.

me: highly educated.

loren: no i don't like. cause the boy here is checkboy. i don't trust.

me: are you a virgin?

loren: i till you honest i'm not a virgin, thats why i never trust the boy here. i have bad memory.

loren: you know why?

me: not really.

loren: you want to hear about my story?

me: yes.

loren: when i was in high school i have a bf, then i'm very trust to my boyfriend before. but i mistake cause he get my virginity, that time he told me i eat in the house of hes friend but hes lie to me, i don't know my boyfriend have bad plan for me. then i told to my bf i go back to the school then he force me, he hold my hand and foot i told to my bf no don't do that but my bf i can't hear me he continue i cry that time, cause i promise to my self i give my virginity to my husband someday cause virginity is the best gift to my husband. but my bf he broke my dream. hes a bad man that why 10 years ago and now i don't have boyfriend.

loren: sorry very long story.

me: how old were you then.

loren: i'm 15 years old. what you say my story?

me: that is life.

loren: yes. but its a bad memory in my life.

me: you should not be hung up on what happened 10 years ago.

loren: i hope your understand about my past,

me: sex is just part of life.

loren: if you want i continue to chat you in the internet cafe? cause the owner of the internet is here. yes i know but nice give to my someone special cause sex is the best if have a true love.

me: i am sorry. i am interested in sex and company when i come to philippines.

loren: ah okay.

me: obviously you are looking for something different.

loren: you want to continue in the internet?

loren: why you say that? if you are good for me why not.

me: so you want to meet me?

loren: yes.

me: can you take time off to be with me?

loren: yes.

me: what is your phone number?

loren: 091xxxxxxxxxxx.

me: ok, i will let you know my plans.

loren: what your plan?

me: i should be in phi soon. usually i go to manila and cebu.

me: if you can come to cebu i will send you a ticket.

loren: i got to now, sorry. you go in davao.

loren: see you later?

me: we will talk next time. take care, bye.

loren: okay.

this is generally how the conversation goes with dia girls. initially they come across as " virgins". when asked it is evident they had one sexual encounter (who knows?).

they come across as looking for only serious relationship and marriage. later they relent and ready for sex and fun.[/quote]

[quote=x man; 1453710]according to her, she was raped as a teenager. and your response was,"that's life". is that a bit cold?

okay, i know some gals have some tall tales, and i'll give sammon the benefit of the doubt. he may have seen this as some gals attempt to win sympathy in order to ask for something, or create some illusion. again, to gain favor.

neverhtheless, the way the story is presented seems pretty cold-hearted. hope you have time to clarify s. x.[/quote]i never believe anything these girls say. who knows whether she is raped? they will say anything to get sympathy. she also said since she had the only encounter 10 years ago she has not had sex. it is very hard to believe.

i have no time to listen to stories past. i always make it clear what i am looking for. if they are willing, so be it.

Hi all just a warning for his little beauty.

Claims to be a Flight attendant and offers to fly to see you in minutes for a discounted ticket of course, keep your wits sharp boys. Definetley a nice package!

PP.

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