FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Dufey;1644683]The girls that are linked to the sale of the champagne will receive a commission from the club for "selling" the bottle to the client guest. So maybe one girls gets the commission or maybe the commission was shared between the girls.

Whatever is the case, it is good form for the girls to stay with the guest and entertain him since the commission on the bottle pays for the girls' time to sit with him and chat. Maybe even the girl gets a fuck session from the guest as well by sitting there with him too.

All good.[/QUOTE]The girls are no longer getting a commission for the champagne bottles since a few weeks ago. In the past the commission paid wasn't much and it even became even less attractive when more than one girl was entertaining the guest since the amount was divided among the girls. Obviously for the girls the best thing is to be paid for their time as you would have to pay them for going to the room even if there is no sexual activity. I am sure there are exceptions for guest who are able and willing to book the girls for a long time, booking extras, giving a big tip and such. Which means no girl who is at least a little professional will just sit there to be polite for more than a few minutes.

[QUOTE=ChuckZ;1644684]Report 2 weeks late. This is my 2nd visit ever to Artemis, last visit 1 yr ago. Read lot of reports that food not good, so I avoided it the first time around. This year I ate there. Food tasted good enough for me. Really hit the spot after a good session.

Read reports about women who become cold, change attitude behind closed doors or demand a tip. I seemed to have avoided that pitfall. Although I do want to tip them, I resist the urge, so as to not ruin it for the locals.

Other reports claim female selection is not good or place has become worse. I saw plenty of beautiful women. Of course there are some I would pass on, but I had plenty to choose from. Here is a brief report on the encounters over a 3-day sexcation:

Nadia (Ger): Blonde, long hair, wing tattoo from shoulder to ass. Late 20's. First offered threesome, but I just arrived from US so I didn't think I could manage that. 30 min plus CIM. Looks 8+. Great body.

Madeline (Ger): Blonde, mid 20's. Very pretty. No DFK. She was nice, but no GF vibe. BJ was lacking. She alternates from hand to mouth, with hand 70%, mouth 30%. Couldn't CIM with that style. But she was so damn pretty I would try again.

Clara (Rom); Blonde, hot, hot body. Pretty face. Tattoo of names on foot (Darios, Marios). She seemed a little off (like coming off a high). Bit dazed. No major highlights, just 30 min session. Good time.

Essera (Turk): Long black hair, light skin, small breasts and kinda of a big nose. Slightly big. Normally she wasn't my type but for some reason I asked her to a room. Her personality was amazing. Funny, friendly, frisky. In real world, she would just be a friend with benefits. 30 min, CIM.

Honey (Ger): Long black hair, great body, maybe early 30's. Has some tattoo writing on her left side. With her I went with anal. I couldn't complain. Had fun.

Gabby (Hung). Brown hair, light skin, great lips. Early 20's. She was by far the most gorgeous woman. I don't know if this is her thing but she wears knee high blk stockings. I really didn't want that session to end. Normally this is just a sex thing. With her it nearly crossed that line.

Gia (Moldv): I'm pretty she said Gia. She was the porn exp. For some reason I'm hesitant to ask for DATY, but she just offered it up for me. So we 69'd for a while. Great BJ. I didn't do this, but I'm sure she'd be ok with grabbing her hair while you call her dirty names. Didn't have enough for CIM, so just 30 min. She definitely makes you feel that you are the best she's ever had. If only I had more cash. Regrets.

Till next year.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much ChuckZ for your report. Really useful since you got all the names and descriptions. I like Clara a lot but I guess her performance may vary. I had a great, passionate GFE session with DFK and everything I could wish for back then, despite the fact it was early morning and she seemed tired when I too her upstairs. Nadja / Nadia BTW is in her mid-twenties and she too is one of my favorites. May I ask you to give a few more details about the experience and her service? To me she is among the most gorgeous women at Arte and she is both quite professional and she can seem cold a little distant to some.

Thank you and a great weekend to you all.

Diplomat.

Seems the recent unusual crowding at A likely due to the BAMBI overflow. [URL]http://www.bambi.de/[/URL] the past few days. Lots of celebs, U2 (Boner again) and and and.

Not to be confused with the award winning film [URL]http://vimeo.com/m/9230887[/URL]

Things will be back to normal soon.

It's still crowded tonight. The downstairs bar was empty except for us sleepyheads all day but has now picked up with guys watching the Pulver vs Klitschko fight. Upstairs has been pretty full all day. Sessioned with German Xenia (won't repeat) and Turkish teeny Simi (a real sweetie). Full report later as usual.

Don't you just hate it when your mind is befuddled and on all things FKK and then you forget to secure your luggage properly as you "take off" for Disneyland??

Note to Rocketboy0: Best check the Big "A"'s piddling pool for unidentified flying objects.

"The U2 singer also expressed concern for the cows who might have been hit by the falling rear hatch and luggage.

U2 frontman Bono has spoken out following an incident on Wednesday in which the rear hatch of his private jet fall off mid-flight to Berlin.

Talking to reporters on the red carpet for an awards ceremony in the German capital, Bono described the event as a "bit scary, really," although he added that he and his four fellow passengers were fine.

"We were about 25 minutes from the airport, and there was a bang. And we thought we'd hit turbulence or maybe the landing gear was coming down," he said, according to NBC News. "The real relief was that the particular design meant that the plane didn't decompress. ".

The singer also voiced concern for anything that might have been hit by the falling door or luggage. ".

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1644924]Seems the recent unusual crowding at A likely due to the BAMBI overflow. [URL]http://www.bambi.de/[/URL] the past few days. Lots of celebs, U2 (Boner again) and and and.

Not to be confused with the award winning film [URL]http://vimeo.com/m/9230887[/URL]

Things will be back to normal soon.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Excess;1645158]Bono has spoken out following an incident on Wednesday in which the rear hatch of his private jet fall off mid-flight to Berlin.[/QUOTE]Excess-thanks for the heads up on this breaking news and glad no one was hurt. I was actually recently in the heated outdoor pool-still swimmable (barely) in our 5C evenings. Nothing unusual seen on the bottom.

You know the last thing we need right now, being toe to toe with the Russkies and all, would be another U2 crash. At least we finally know what Bono was looking for, even if he still hasn't found it.

Rear hatches do get lost from time to time, but mostly inside the Bahnhoff, and it costs 100 Eur.

Thanks for the tips. My flight departs 2040 schonefeld. My idea was to visit artemis 11 am till 5 pm. If I left at 5 that would give me an hour to get to the airport at 6 ish as I like to give plenty of time. This is a Monday 22/12. However I will now look at public transport as well. Generally will an hour be enough from artemis to airport?

[QUOTE=StarletVoyager;1645343]Thanks for the tips. My flight departs 2040 schonefeld. My idea was to visit artemis 11 am till 5 pm. If I left at 5 that would give me an hour to get to the airport at 6 ish as I like to give plenty of time. This is a Monday 22/12. However I will now look at public transport as well. Generally will an hour be enough from artemis to airport?[/QUOTE]If you are going to use the sbahn use [URL]http://www.s-bahn-berlin.de/en/route-information[/URL] to check your route.

In general it takes less than an hour from artemis to schonefeld.

I was thinking more along the lines is an hour enough by taxi or in this case over an hour even. It is fine for me to pay the extra to go door to door as they say as giving myself time is paramount here.

I've been to Artemis twice before and really like the club, though the prices are higher than the clubs in Frankfurt. I am sure I read somewhere on the forum about 6 months ago that another FKK club was opening in Berlin and there were comments about it being good that Artemis would have competition. I'm in Berlin for 2 nights in a couple of weeks time and wondered if the second FKK club has appeared / opened yet, and if so, what it's name and location are and if anyone on here has experience of it? Thanks.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;1645581]I've been to Artemis twice before and really like the club, though the prices are higher than the clubs in Frankfurt. I am sure I read somewhere on the forum about 6 months ago that another FKK club was opening in Berlin and there were comments about it being good that Artemis would have competition. I'm in Berlin for 2 nights in a couple of weeks time and wondered if the second FKK club has appeared / opened yet, and if so, what it's name and location are and if anyone on here has experience of it? Thanks.[/QUOTE]This club.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QcGKtqM-w[/URL]

[QUOTE=Samplerr;1645620]This club.[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QcGKtqM-w[/URL][/QUOTE]That club-is only 508 KM from Berlin, between Essen and Dortmond, or only a 5 hour or so drive away, depending upon traffic. Luckily our questioner has planned a 2 day trip to Berlin, so with enough Red Bull, this is doable....However, I would advise against it.

The Grand Plaza, possibly under way in Postdam, is at the moment a conceptual work, discussed on this very forum all the way back on 19 Oct.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1645635]That club-is only 508 KM from Berlin, between Essen and Dortmond, or only a 5 hour or so drive away, depending upon traffic. Luckily our questioner has planned a 2 day trip to Berlin, so with enough Red Bull, this is doable....However, I would advise against it.

The Grand Plaza, possibly under way in Postdam, is at the moment a conceptual work, discussed on this very forum all the way back on 19 Oct.[/QUOTE]Yep, then there's the grand-[URL]palais.com[/URL] site. Same video, linking to great-[URL]palace.com[/URL].

My take is that they originally wanted to build it in Potsdam and then decided to move it elsewhere.

But maybe I'm misunderstanding and the Potsdam FKK is not called Grand Palais / Grand Palace.

Boh.

Kimino.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1645646]But maybe I'm misunderstanding and the Potsdam FKK is not called Grand Palais / Grand Palace-Kimino.[/QUOTE]You have misunderstood correctly. The putative possible Potsdam poon place is not the Grand Palace but rather (allegedly) the Grand Plaza.

The lead investor is the Nyet Group, a combination of Nessie (as in Loch Ness) and Yeti (as in the fuzzy dude from the Himalayas). Mythical, rarely seen, hard to find.

[URL]http://www.fkk-berlin.com/inserat_825_fkk_grand_plaza_potsdam.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1645674]You have misunderstood correctly. The putative possible Potsdam poon place is not the Grand Palace but rather (allegedly) the Grand Plaza.

The lead investor is the Nyet Group, a combination of Nessie (as in Loch Ness) and Yeti (as in the fuzzy dude from the Himalayas). Mythical, rarely seen, hard to find.[/QUOTE]