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[QUOTE=JimmyTheMan; 1507017]Lads,

The other day I visited Massage Pozitiva in Carnegie. I get there and I see that the girl is gorgeous, blonde, young etc. She tells me to take it all off which is always a good sign. As a rule of thumb I generally know if there are extras if they don't cover you up or tell you to leave your undies on. The massage commences and it was very good, there is a bit of contact with the important parts and I am glad that I made the visit. I flip over and its all good until the time is eventually up. I realized that she was not going to offer so I asked if there were extras and to my surprises she said no. Has anyone else been there? Maybe she just didn't like me?[/QUOTE]Apparently she does offer a tug for $30 and will also go nude or topless but not consistently. From what I have heard you could go there 10 times and get nothing or get a tug on your first visit. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Meanderer; 1507565]Thanks, Jimmy, for taking the time to post this information. Please don't think that I am ungrateful, but it may be difficult for members to use it because you didn't put the addresses in for some of the places you visited.

For example, I've walked up and down Mount Alexander Road many times over the past few years, but I'm not sure what hairdresser you're referring to here. I think it would be even harder for someone who wasn't a local to find this place.[/QUOTE]666 Mount Alex Road MP. At the back of Priti Hair Salon. They advertise on Gumtree. Worth a visit.

Also suggest you head a few kms east and check out Kirsty from July massage on Sydney Road, forget the exact number but its high numbers in Brunswick.

Lads,

Has anyone had any luck here? I had a rub from Albina and I thought things looked promising until 15 minutes in she said she had to go and another girl would come in and take over. The other girl was absolutely crap and it ended up being a complete waste of time and a waste of $70.

Anyone had any luck there?

[quote=JimmyTheMan; 1507017]Lads,

Level 7, 343 Lt Collins St, has anyone tried there? Had a great massage but I asked about extras and was told no.[/quote]Have been getting a regular FS massage here. Particularly appealing woman is Kitty a 28 year old PRC with large breasts who works on Tuesdays only. She also gets very very wet.

I've been critical of this place in the past (in truth it's a mixed bag) but to be fair, I had a great massage there today. Actually ended up with the receptionist (wears glasses, cute but I wouldn't call her hot).7/10 massage followed by a lovely wristy, initiated by her. $20 tip on top of $50 1/2 hr massage. Shop is clean. Girls usually cute. 50/50 chance of a tug which IMO makes the successes more satisfying. If I wanted a sure thing I'd go to a brothel or do it myself. So probably not recommended for the hardcore punters who scream and want their money back if things don't work out entirely, but good fun if you want a good massage from a cute young bird with the good chance of a wristy.

Urban Kneads Little Bourke St. There's plenty going on there, highly recommended. Snip.

Plenty going on if you want to pay $80 for a nude handy. Not this little black duck.

[QUOTE=KrisNgbb; 1506487]I'm very suprised that nobody here has mentioned 1533 High st, Glen Iris. Without doubt this place has the best looking Asian chicks in town. As a matter of fact, I just happened to go last night. The chick I saw was called Jo Jo about 7/10 in looks. Service about a 7/10.

Give it a go dudes, you won't be disappointed.[/QUOTE]Tried this out. Wouldn't bother usual large tip required. Could touch through clothes but that's about it. Jo Jo is lovely but really it's just another over the top price for service. Nothing else appeared to be on offer.

Tried the other one out a couple of k's up the road. Even more expensive and nothing to tantalise you here's either. What's with the hot towels now. They have wiped drown a thousand dudes before. Really hygienic not.

[QUOTE=Yellitg; 1509140]Urban Kneads Little Bourke St. There's plenty going on there, highly recommended. Snip.

Plenty going on if you want to pay $80 for a nude handy. Not this little black duck.[/QUOTE]That is the going rate in the CBD.

[QUOTE=Mike Melb;1509458]That is the going rate in the CBD.[/QUOTE]That doesn't include the $50 for half hour mediocre skin Polish. All up you would be paying $130 to Polish your skin & your knob. Not very good value in anyones language.

Contrary to the common experience on the board here, I actually went to a brothel. No fucking around wondering if I was going to maybe get a $90 hand job, no touching tits through clothes like a 13 year-old kid at the movies, just actual sex. Not bad.

Went to Red Light Relaxation (Clayton). First time I'd been there, it's a good setup, at the end of a long street of warehouses etc. Chose girl 2 (can't remember her name) , who was Thai (Isaan) and must have been like 4'11" and probably weighed in at about 35kg or something. I've been watching the vids on creampiethais and had started to get a taste for these petite little playthings, so this one suited me just fine. Really good service, lots of personality, and only set me back $110 for 30 mins. There were about 5 or 6 girls on. A mixed bag as usual, but at least two standouts in the lineup.

[QUOTE=Rich Mahogany; 1509747]Contrary to the common experience on the board here, I actually went to a brothel. No fucking around wondering if I was going to maybe get a $90 hand job, no touching tits through clothes like a 13 year-old kid at the movies, just actual sex. Not bad.

Went to Red Light Relaxation (Clayton). First time I'd been there, it's a good setup, at the end of a long street of warehouses etc. Chose girl 2 (can't remember her name) , who was Thai (Isaan) and must have been like 4'11" and probably weighed in at about 35kg or something. I've been watching the vids on creampiethais and had started to get a taste for these petite little playthings, so this one suited me just fine. Really good service, lots of personality, and only set me back $110 for 30 mins. There were about 5 or 6 girls on. A mixed bag as usual, but at least two standouts in the lineup.[/QUOTE]Been to over a dozen around town but usually I don't write them up. You're right, you know the minimum you're going to get so the write up points are who's working and that changes rapidly (especially if somebody gets a good write up) plus added value like Greek / Spanish / DFK / DATY and those usually seem to be for select customers.

My main focus is a good massage, anything else is icing. The chance of that at a brothel is about 5, at an AMP, about 30. Apart from early days at Tope & Madam Leonies, brothel experience have been fairly ordinary with the exception of a bizarre afternnon at Ladies 4. Went in, shown to a well decked out room, couple of intros to women that didn't grab my fancy but was told a shift change was in progress and another 4-5 would come down in a minute. Relaxed on the bed, fell asleep for half an hour, woke up and sat around for another 15min or so, still no action so I left, wandered through the place like having just discovered the Marie Celeste, nobody around anywhere (didn't want to open any closed doors and give them the Burke and Will's treatment) and eventually left. Haven't been back for some reason.

Also in most AMPs, I don't get the 'another cog on the assembly line' feeling. Feelings seem to affect the min-brain as well.

Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.

I do prefer to visit AMP's rather than brothels as they're more discreet, but nowadays I've found it very hard to find any women in AMP's who are even slightly good looking. Many of them actually look like transexuals and I wouldn't be surprised if they were. The AMP in Orange Grove Bentleigh is a good example.

It would be nice to have some believable excuse I could use to get out of these places without offending. I always try to be polite, but whenever I've left before paying, I get a really bad attitude and on occasions even screamed at!

Anyone else here in the same boat?

[QUOTE=Aussie Joe; 1509935]Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.

Anyone else here in the same boat?[/QUOTE]I undersrtand where you are coming from but at the end of the day. It is your money.

It is also a way to communicate to the vendor they have to keep the quality level up.

Otherwise they keep on providing louzy services and providers, see a constant flow of customer "happy" to pay. And will feel no need to improve.

I do not think it is offensive if one walks out. It might appear so bu hey. We pay, they are not paying us!

Do they have a concern and are afraid of being offensive when they give a nonsense service and / or have a starfish attitude? No, as they think of the money.

No honey no money!

AJ.

I ask always up front politely and if its not on offer kindly thank them and leave.

Some do gooders in here have a problem with that, their issue not mine but done respectfully with a sorry I never consider it offensive.

I just make a note to go back in a few weeks time as it will be either on offer or they are closed down.

Merry Christmas all.

Pedro.

[QUOTE=Aussie Joe; 1509935]Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.

I do prefer to visit AMP's rather than brothels as they're more discreet, but nowadays I've found it very hard to find any women in AMP's who are even slightly good looking. Many of them actually look like transexuals and I wouldn't be surprised if they were. The AMP in Orange Grove Bentleigh is a good example.

It would be nice to have some believable excuse I could use to get out of these places without offending. I always try to be polite, but whenever I've left before paying, I get a really bad attitude and on occasions even screamed at!

Anyone else here in the same boat?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Aussie Joe; 1509935]Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.

Anyone else here in the same boat?[/QUOTE]Who are you worried about offending? The ladies? The mamasan?

I walk without hesitation as only a certain type of girl appeals to me but do it politely. The way I look at it is I am buying a service and if the service provider is not to my liking then why buy? As you say, you are wasting your money and getting no satisfaction.