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Perhaps I've pissed off someone. About 2 weeks ago a friendly American monger in HK struck up a conversation with me and we talked for about an hour as we moved about HK, AB, LC, and the streets. Early in this conversation we talked about this web page and he said that he reads it daily and has made many posts. I told him I was Horsetrader but he refused to tell me his user name. Two days later we had a chance meeting near the arch and we went to lunch together. He still refused to give me his user name.

What gives with that?

OK dude, if you want to give up your identy, you can do it now in a PM.

I am going to try to go down to Tijuana for a day next week. I have the entire week off so I am pretty flexible as to when I could leave. I would like to leave fairly early in the morning so I can avoid the parking situation I encountered last time if you read my previous Tijuana posts and then leave late that evening spending an entire day in Tijuana. I live in the Phoenix, Az area. If anyone wants to tag along and just pay for a little bit of gas I would not mind having a wingman. I drive a very fuel efficient compact car so I would not use very much gasoline to get there. If anyone is interested please PM me.

I will not need a ride since I will already be there but I should be in the Zona Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon and possibly evening and would be great to meet you.

[QUOTE=Tempe Jon;1356987]I am going to try to go down to Tijuana for a day next week. I have the entire week off so I am pretty flexible as to when I could leave. I would like to leave fairly early in the morning so I can avoid the parking situation I encountered last time if you read my previous Tijuana posts and then leave late that evening spending an entire day in Tijuana. I live in the Phoenix, Az area. If anyone wants to tag along and just pay for a little bit of gas I would not mind having a wingman. I drive a very fuel efficient compact car so I would not use very much gasoline to get there. If anyone is interested please PM me.[/QUOTE]

This particular episole, I'm going to just lightly dabble in "all the sections"hopefully you guys bare with me. Wow I appreciate ISG, and the ability to tell funny but stupid stories, while meeting over 6 real ISG, members in "one trip". I want to shoutout Horse Trader, if you would've met my loud ass, No way you would've wondered. LOL. I hope you just "ignore" that monger that wouldn't give his handle (must've had his reasons) but I'll be GLAD, to shake your hand. I had one of the funniest trip yet, but something happen outside of Cascada that bothered the hell out of me.

No, it had absolutely nothing to do with "The Alley Of Eye Candy". I became great friends with Felix, he's the American born Hispanic security guy, that works the 8pm to 8am (Felix is his name is the taller 8 pm, guy) We would just bullshit during his shift, I bought him a few energy drinks to stay awake, he's one helluva good guy, I met him on my first trip. Well anyways most of the people passing always stop and talk to Felix, he's greatly respected from what I see, and we have fun just bullshitting, he opens the garage, and gives me a chair to sit and people watch as he works, awesome guy! This particular night, I was standing, talking to Felix, When 2 Hispanic guys walk up, Felix the taller security guys knows " who's who?" The taller Hispanic talked to the security guy, Felix in english they, must've been deported I figured, Well his shorter friend strikes up a conversation with me, in English about all these fine girls, and where he was from Los Angeles, Ca, just small talk joking and laughing nothing serious.

As we were talking a street person walks up, offering to clean our shoes, I politely said no gracias, Well the shorter guy, I was with, suddenly tells the " street person" you can shine my " piece" well the "street person" looked puzzled, by the statement, but I knew what he was referring to, he said it again." Shine my piece" essay. By now I'm kinda worried, but the street guy, doesn't know American slang, for "piece" or "gun"What this guyMagnum, he got tucked in his pants, did next was shocking, I guess he was indirectly trying to show off in front of me, (absolutely no reason to) he braggs about his 357 Magnum he gots tucked in front of his pants, he first pulls his shirt tighter, on the sides to prove he had a gun, then he lifts up his shirt to reveal the gun. I just played "calm cool and collective" my buddy Cachorrondo, told me there was a shooting and 3 people got shot in that very area (Cascada garage / Alley entrance.) one month prior to that. I looked just a few feet and my buddy Felix was having his own conversation with the guy, that brought this guy. I told my buddy Felix I got to go, Felix looked puzzled he sense something was wrong, I politely excused myself (I don't do bullets well) (LOL). My buddy Felix had absolutely no idea, what had just taken place. I told him later that night, He told me I did the right thing, if the polocia would've been riding by, seeing me talking to this guy, or the situation couldve gotten out of hand, and turned sideway quickly, plus I didn't have my Superman S on my chest, to deflect bullets"LOL. Lesson learned, don't strike up to many conversations, you never know who your dealing with? ! (Scary) the people that roam the street s of Tijuana.

On a much funnier note, I'm standing later, talking to Felix, he laughs and tells me all the girls says I live up to my T shirt, name. He talks to them in spanish he tells me one street girl, tells him I should go have surgery to make the Chocolate Jackhammer "Smaller"! WTF? Lmao! I ended up with another fine street girl, name Arcelia I think one of the earlier security guards recommended her, she was great I even passed her to my boy nsd 1983, she was that good, This other girl that sucked on my first trip and go figure, its getting colder, now, one of my nay sayyers, or haters told me, let's go to my room, NO SEX ONLY MASSAGE con ropa (with clothes) because she's cold. Hmmm let me think about it? FUCK NO!

All in all great trip. Cachorrondo, Slick Vick, Atom-1, Hugo the Man, Pimpin It, and Especially my brother Nsd 1983, Thanks for a helluva trip!

HI Guys,

I am in Tecate now see my reports in west coast area. No Massage places here though at all. Are there any others in Tijuana that I don't know about? I still could not find any more then I did. I still need to find the one by Plaza Monarca. Could never find that one ever. I guess the best place to find any are by looking in the local papers classified ads for sure.

Speaking of massage places are there any websites giving info on this?

Seems like Tijuana is very very limited on massage places for sure. I think Juarez had way more then here but that place is still to dangerous now.

Ok if anyone has info on more places I may not have found or how to find others in Tijuana of course post back here or just pm me. Tijuana aint no Mexico City where they have tons of places.

Bye,

Nibu

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1357183]. he tells me one street girl, tells him I should go have surgery to make the Chocolate Jackhammer "Smaller"! WTF? Lmao![/QUOTE]I remember the plot of an old porn movie, perhaps it was Deep Throat. The woman had her clit located in her throat and the only way she could cum is if she gave a blow job to a man who's dick was exactly 7" long. The happy ending was her boyfriend was able to have surgery to reduce the size of his dick to 7".

That is probably not the exact movie plot, but that is how I remember it from decades ago.

I would suggest that DeepMmpactt find a woman who's clit is much deeper down her throat or very deep in her pussy.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader; 1357575]I remember the plot of an old porn movie, perhaps it was Deep Throat. The woman had her clit located in her throat and the only way she could cum is if she gave a blow job to a man who's dick was exactly 7" long. The happy ending was her boyfriend was able to have surgery to reduce the size of his dick to 7".

That is probably not the exact movie plot, but that is how I remember it from decades ago.

I would suggest that DeepMmpactt find a woman who's clit is much deeper down her throat or very deep in her pussy.[/QUOTE]Sounds like "Deep" should buy a Fiat in a reverse phallic symbolism endeavor that undercompensates fro his giant penis.

OK, send me your phone number. I tried to PM you but for some reason it would not let me. Maybe you can PM me?

[QUOTE=FlyinLoww;1357181]I will not need a ride since I will already be there but I should be in the Zona Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon and possibly evening and would be great to meet you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nibu Raphael; 1357541]HI Guys,

Are there any others in Tijuana that I don't know about?[/QUOTE]How would we know? Have you posted about the ones you know about?

Took a back seat and enjoy watching forum members share their stories and conquests, recently I have been hanging out more exclusively with one of the chicas so the monger in me, took a back seat too, so to speak.

I disliked the new border crossing when it first opened, now I purely hate it, for some reason, I just dread that, maybe back before, crossing the puente peatonal provides a wave of excitement as you see zona norte in the distance, now, I just dread squeezing pass the turnstiles and down the stairs with their carts.

The good thing though, I now have the option of taking a diaz por tercera taxi and getting my exercise doing the 3 block walk and also a chance to freshen my mind, more importantly, because I am a cheap bastard.

It appears to me that chicago has a few new faces, but deader than before, and some of their hot ones from before like ivana can't seem to be located, still I like to grab a beer there after my taco dinner to relax, started going into tropical, a practicar mas mi espanol, and actually have started to get the attention of some of the regular, me likey, hopefully it becomes something.

I still kind of shy away from dulce de gabbana, because their selection there just ain't as interesting, and because the lighting makes my head uncomfortable.

Adelitas appears to have gone downstream a little, despite the new faces. But I guess I have become more 'regular friendly' with them. Bump fists with the security, doorman, taxi guy, and some of the meseros, I guess it is where I go to feel 'safe' once in a while, only except if some of the chicas can leave me alone. There was a chica, not very good looking, but decent personality, came up to say hi to me and asked me if I remembered her (I kind of did, but uncertain) , and turned out that she was with a gringo a while back when we first met, gringo barely spoke any spanish and she was chugging her drinks like a goldfish, he kept saying he was going to marry her, well, this time she complained to me that she was really hurt hoping that I could speak with that gringo, but nah, don't know that gringo, can't help, so I went ahead to tell her my sob story (just made up something based on some facts but way exaggerated) , that made her feel better, she took her one drink nice and slow, and I think she goes by MJ, I will keep her on the friend list for a while.

Hong kong is bustling. It is almost like every time I go, there is a new face there, there is this slightly dark, homely looking new chica, short brunette, nice body, whom we have been exchanging the looks, she looks really timid and honestly I am tired of wasting money for a girl to just sit with me unless we have some rapport to build, so I have been observing her, she opens up it seems, when someone is with her, note to self to give her a try next time.

Then there is a new fake blonde, somewhat spinner yet busty, almost looks like an asian / latina cross. Again, always looks pissed off when alone, but when I give her my trademark dumb smile, she mirrors it back to me, what a sweety, not helpful description, but whatever.

Then there was this chica I cannot remember her name, but I highly did not recommend her in one of my earlier HK posts, well, I guess she probably learned her lesson, because I have been seeing her and acknowledging her, but have not done anything with her after that first time, well, recently, she has been proactively getting closer, and this one time, even as she was leading a gringo upstairs, she paused to blow me a kiss, man that guy must have been ticked, hopefully he had a better experience banging her.

Then there is this girl fathima, who speaks perfect english, very nice, super bubbly and friendly, she went from short hair to attached long hair. Personally, I really want to give her a try as I have seen how friendly she is, and she has never given me pressure for anything, potentially a good investment, anyone has any intel? I was a little worried about her body type, but seeing her dance on stage gave me some new confidence, note to self to swoop in next time.

Finally, there is a lizset, who has always been a great girl to me, probably takes 30 mins to down 1 drink, I have only taken her upstairs once, she is kind of a hopeless (but sane) romantic, and I will probably be taking her out on a date this weekend.

Recently, I also ended a 'relationship' with one chica that was getting a little 'serious'. Out of nowhere, she started ignoring my messages, so I do what all guys do, start pinging her whenever I can, eventually she responded back, and said she was confused before, she wants to be 'alone', she wants to start off fresh (I interpret to mean, she wants a refresh her puta routine) , and she cannot love me, I got confused because my goal has always been to try and groom her into a reliable puta, someone I can count on to answer my pussy calls, so I asked her what she thinks I want, to which she replied "marry you", I responded "estas bromeando conmigo?". Maybe it didn't translate that well, she hasnt responded since.

On street walkers, I really love the post about getting a girl to extend her BJ for as long as possible, that is one wicked trick, I really should try it (sorry I don't recall the original poster, please claim credit) , I typically go for girls who "look" the way I want to, but maybe for getting a BJ, I am going to try and look for ones that are potentially 'nasty' in bed (got a few in my mind) , just note to self to negotiate.

Some gains, some losses over the last month, but looks like it will be an exciting few months ahead

I know much of this has already been written but I feel that I need to write it my way so that others like me will just stop reading and get their asses down there. I was intrigued for the same reasons as many others, but I had some concerns. The things that stopped me from going before this were: 1-It seemed like a hassle to actually get there. 2-I speak pretty much zero Spanish. 3-Even though I don't subscribe to the theory that everything you hear is true, there was still part of me that said, 'what if Tijuana really is that dangerous'? And 4-Are the girls really that hot? So without further ado, I'll address these points.

Getting There.

I know there is a tremendous amount of variability but I'd say it took about 30 minutes from the time I parked my car until the time I arrived at Cascadas. I chose to drive to the Jack in the Box parking lot that many other have recommended. The only hiccup was when I realized there were two Jack in the Box's listed on San Ysidro Ave. The one closest to the border is the right one. Parking was $7 for 8 hours and the guy made sure to specify that if I go one minute over 8 hours, it's another $7. Fair enough. $7 doesn't get you anywhere near 8 hours in downtown San Diego. Once I got out of the parking lot, like many others have said there is no big 'THIS WAY TO MEXICO' sign. The simplest way I can explain it is to just walk along the train tracks towards the border and you'll catch up with the crowd. From there, it's an interesting and sort of long but not impossible walk. I was expecting it to be a lot worse, but its got enough twists and turns to be interesting.

One thing I want to mention here is that if the thought of driving this close to the border or finding the right lot scares you, just take the train. The Blue Line literally stops at the border. I'll likely do that the next time I go down. Tomorrow? Haha.

Back to the action. At some point you are with the pack headed for Mexico so you just have to follow the masses. You'll know it once you're in Mexico. You're immediately bombarded by taxis, street vendors and such. Thanks to this board, I knew a taxi was to be had for $4 plus tip so I passed the first guy who said $6 and found a nice gentleman who offered me one for $4. A short ride and the cabbie says, 'right up those stairs'.

Not Knowing Spanish.

It was more frustrating than a problem. When I talk about the girls, I'll give some more info but I'll just say that it would be a tremendous help to know Spanish or have someone with you who does, but by no means is it a deal breaker. I found that it was best to not even try to speak Spanish but just to keep asking 'habla ingles? ' until someone said yes. I definitely want to go down there with someone who does speak Spanish and I am now determined to learn the language myself. But not knowing Spanish did not stop me from thoroughly enjoying myself and it shouldn't deter you.

Safety.

This was probably the biggest shock for me. Now I was there in the middle of the day on a Thursday and I'm sure it gets seedier at night, but I never once felt remotely threatened. I kept to myself and stayed on the block and alley where Adelita and Hong Kong were. But its really no different than another other busy city. But as others have said, there is a police presence and everyone knows that the gringos are there to spend money. Have some common sense, stay where others say is safe and just don't be an asshole.

Ah, the Girls.

The girls are really that hot! I was skeptical of this because I might have checked out an escort review site or two in my day and read guys gushing about how hot a certain girl was. Then I'd schedule an appointment only to find that one man's 'hot' is another man's 'chubby and homely'. I'll issue one disclaimer and say that I do have a thing for Latinas. But I also have a thing for young, thin, natural breasted, pretty faced, clean girls who fuck like wild rabbits. Sure I saw my share of beasts, but there is no shortage of smoking hot talent in the clubs and on the streets. It's kind of surreal to tell you the truth. Here are the ones I sampled:

Donna (Hong Kong). Tall, juicy, natural Cs, shaved, shortish hair and a lot of fun. She was my first, spoke some English, was super nice and seemed to actually enjoy the action. Everything was covered, she kissed and let me lick her pussy. $60 plus the mesero charge I got roped into. I had a room at Cascada so no added room fee. Two thumbs up!

Erika (Eye candy ally). Super hot young Latina, very pretty face, fake Cs, trimmed, long hair and very disappointing. Definitely one of the hottest girls I saw on the street so I gave her a try. $25 + $5 room, she wouldn't take her top off and you would have thought I was reading a book on how to rebuild a carburetor to her when we were fucking. Lesson learned. If something seems to good to be true, it probably is and ALWAYS ask what's on the menu.

Sandy (Adelitas). Thin, hot, young, small Bs, shaved, soaking wet, super fun. I was really not ready for my third round when I met her at Adelita but she was grinding her ass into me and stroking my cock through my pants at the bar. My cock telepathically told me, 'let's rock' and away we went. She let me go down on her, she loved to kiss and really seemed to enjoy it. I needed a home run after the Erika debacle and found it in Sandy. Now what I did differently with her was I asked her what was on the menu. The answers I got sealed the deal. When I asked about kissing, she stuck her tongue down my throat and showed me that she KNOWS how to kiss. Then when I asked about going down on her, I could tell she liked the thought and said something like 'only if you promise to be good at it'. Yeah I know these girls are actresses, but I could tell she was going to be fun.

'Bay-Leen' or something similar (Street connecting the alley to the main street, but not the one with the killer taco stand). Thin, very hot, very pretty face, nice natural bs. I thought my fucking day was over after Sandy and was just making one more round before I hailed a cab. She grabbed my arm, rubbed my cock a little, he came to life inexplicably and we started to chat. She spoke zero English but I managed to confirm that she would take off all of her clothes. Oh and the price was $20 plus $5 for the room. Surprise, surprise I had about $30 burning a hole in my pocket. Away we went. The room was pretty nasty. There was a ton of noise, it was hot and had this weird smell. Add in that I just busted three times in the last few hours and my cock wasn't exactly a battering ram. She then offered to CBJ for an extra ten. I thought that was fair but didn't have ten more on me to spare. I did however have 100 pesos and she agreed to take that instead. I must say she gave a very nice CBJ. I haven't had a CBJ in a long time, but this girl put a lot of effort into it. We eventually fucked missionary and parted ways. Fun girl for $30. Way better than Erika.

A few other random things I wanted to make sure I mentioned.

The taco stand on the street that connects the alley to the main drag is insanely good. It's the one where there is like a 4 foot long hunk of mystery meat (actually pork) on a giant skewer. There's a cloud of smoke and 10 people standing around eating tacos all the time. It's also right next to a guy selling oysters and clams. I believe I saw this place mentioned by others. Phenomenal food and only a dollar and change per taco!

I'd only stay at Cascada if I planned on needing a place to sleep. I didn't know what I was going to do so I got a room as a home base. But I didn't need it and spent money I didn't need to on it.

I was barely in Hong Kong for a minute and I got roped into the mesero fiasco. I'd recommend newbies who don't speak Spanish to avoid these guys. Grab a beer, walk around and talk directly to the girls you like. If they don't speak English, then deal with it or find one who does. In my opinion, the meseros didn't add any value to my experience.

I was really impressed by the safety exhibited by all four of the girls I played with. Each one of them made absolutely sure that the condom was on before my cock touched anything. Donna kept checking to make sure it was on while we were fucking. Which I appreciated because that means she does it for other guys. But I sampled four girls from four different spots (Hong Kong, Adelita, Alley, Street) and all four were downright meticulous about ensuring that everything was safe.

I'll conclude by just saying that there were two moments when I said to myself, 'oh yeah I'm in Tijuana now baby'.1. As soon as I arrived at Cascada and was waiting at the front desk, I heard the click clack of stripper shoes on the floor. A second later, this gorgeous Latina in a robe walks up with a gringo en tow. The front desk guy casually hands her a towel and a condom. You just don't see that at the Holiday Inn Express. 2. When I walked into Hong Kong, I saw a girl on stage totally lathered up. When I got closer, there was a 50 something grey haired guy in business casual wear fingering her like his life depended on it. A few moments later, his two buddies heads were next to her legs smiling wide while one of the meseros took a photo.

When it was all said and done, the total damage was $282 for an afternoon I will never forget! That included: Parking. $7, Hotel Cascada. $40, Drinks and meseros. $30, Taxis. $10, Tacos. $8, Street girls. $45, Adelita Girl. $60, Hong Kong Girl. $60 and the room charges. $22

Great report Unthoughtknown. Should be a really good read for all those fellas out there who are having that debate in there head about making there first plunge into Tijuana. The only warning I would give to the ones who can't decide is if you go once there is a good chance you will be hooked.

You convinced me. I'm heading down there very soon for an early afternoon romp. Was Sandy inside Adelitas?

[QUOTE=UnthoughtKnown; 1357702]Donna (Hong Kong). Tall, juicy, natural Cs, shaved, shortish hair and a lot of fun. She was my first, spoke some English, was super nice and seemed to actually enjoy the action. Everything was covered, she kissed and let me lick her pussy. $60 plus the mesero charge I got roped into. I had a room at Cascada so no added room fee. Two thumbs up!

Sandy (Adelitas). Thin, hot, young, small Bs, shaved, soaking wet, super fun. I was really not ready for my third round when I met her at Adelita but she was grinding her ass into me and stroking my cock through my pants at the bar. My cock telepathically told me, 'let's rock' and away we went. She let me go down on her, she loved to kiss and really seemed to enjoy it. I needed a home run after the Erika debacle and found it in Sandy. Now what I did differently with her was I asked her what was on the menu. The answers I got sealed the deal. When I asked about kissing, she stuck her tongue down my throat and showed me that she KNOWS how to kiss. Then when I asked about going down on her, I could tell she liked the thought and said something like 'only if you promise to be good at it'. Yeah I know these girls are actresses, but I could tell she was going to be fun.[/QUOTE]

Been an ocasional visitor of zona norte the past few years and posted sparingly, (usual standard evening of fine chicas, good tacos. Cheap beer, lotsa laughs, and more fine chicas).

Never been on a fight night.

Will hong kongs or adelitas have the pac marquez fight?

If so, any details tips would be appreciated.

UnthoughtKnown,

That is a very good report!

If you are in South CA, I don't see a reason to go to any USA strip club, having Tijuana right next to San Diego.

As Hugotheman mentioned, if you think that you might like it... You for sure will love it!