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[QUOTE=Jaosousa]I am a little overweight, so you can call me Big American, although I do have two passports from two different countries.
Maybe you are correct about the crackdowns and I am wrong. No problem for me. This site is about exchanging ideas and information. I have been wrong before and I will be wrong again in things I post here.[/QUOTE]
I respect that. I was just giving my take on what I see in day to day life as someone who lives here.
[QUOTE=Bobsthrobbinknob]Where the Mayor should have started the cleanup, parasito's like you.
Lost total credibility with me here. Two of my regulars were arrested this week and spent one night each in jail... "inner island girls".[/QUOTE]
They should have run.
[QUOTE=Negro562]I respect that. I was just giving my take on what I see in day to day life as someone who lives here.[/QUOTE]No problem bro, be safe.
[QUOTE=Ponderosa]Ayyypapi, er.. sorry, N562 I mean,
Come on, nobody is allowed to have an opinion but you? You live here, or so I gather, so no-one else can say or do something you wouldn't?
Come on, let's keep the board civil. There are ways to talk without knocking someone. Heck even Ayyypapi started talking civil after a while.
Like my wise mother used to say, "can't you children play nice?"
My 2 cents,
P[/QUOTE]
My comment was my two cents. I was only saying what I see as someone who lives here.
[QUOTE=Mr Gogo]One minute your talking about blackmailing putas then next you don't deal with them. Sometimes you say some smart shit then the next post you contradict yourself. Plus no one here needs a dude to help get pussy in Sosua. I'm scared to ask what service you provide, is your name Rupaul?
Good luck at being a major player.[/QUOTE]
I have no interest in men. Sorry. Next.
[QUOTE=Artisttyp]I thought it was pretty funny considering you and the chips routine in tijuana. Your report was funny honest and informative. I'm glad you had a good time in sosua.
Pay no mind to all the negative BS and just focus on the positive. This site does wonders for people who travel.
Artisttyp[/QUOTE]Agreed with Artisttyp and the fellas, pay the negativity no never mind. Great report Tomjackin. Had my cup of joe in my hand reading your reports and wishing I was back in sosua dealing with the stalking females, and aggressive chicas. Easy on eating pussy though. We've all got caught up in the moment and went deep sea diving but you have to remember in Sosua that's community pussy your eating. Meaning the whole community probably had a taste before you did LOL
I touch on this subject with Artisttyp briefly when I was in Tijuana but what are your thoughts on the difference between Tijuana chicas and sosua chicas. And which one would you prefer and fill more comftable with. Myself I prefer sosua because of the GFE you can instantly have with a honey where as in Tijuana it's more of a "wham bam thank you mam" atmosphere.
[QUOTE=New Jack City]Ok so here it is. Me and my 2 buddies will be leaving for Sosua Tomorrow. First time for all of us but it was my idea. Thank you ISG because of your site I feel like my trip will be a much safer and fun vacation (or adventure). I read back pretty far but I have a feeling nothing will prepare me for the next week. I didn't post because I had nothing to contribute. I have been to every spring break and festival there is but Sosua is a whole different animal that I need to tame.
I know the new laws will be going into effect in a few days but it's cool with me because I have no old Sosua trip to compare it to so it will be all new to me. If I can find an internet cafe or similar I will try to update the site as I see it is courteous to give back to those that helped me learn and laugh reading other posts and trip reports. Tomjackin and Coolie High thanks for your first timer reports. I see some of your mistakes can be just as eventful as the jackpots so I will go with the flow and see how it turns out. Also thanks to all the veterans (too many to name) thanks for the info. I'll be sure to watch those pick pockets and avoid the tigers if I can spot them after 15 presidentes. If I can have half as much fun and you'll did your first time I know it will well worth the dinero. Well its 3 am in NY and I can't sleep because I've got my mind on Sosua and Sosua on my mind.
Newjack[/QUOTE]Hey New Jack have a good time down there. It's going to be a great and weird feeling for you when you realize that your no longer the hunter but the hunted. There going to smell new money as soon as you touch down so be aggressive and firm in anything you do but more importantly have fun. Look forward to your report
Shout outs to BlkBigBootyluv very nice reporting in Mr. Gogos forum and SavePros321, good to see you back contributing that knowledge to the forum.
Peace,
Coolie High
[QUOTE=Jaosousa]Calling in extra police to help quell riots is one matter. Calling in and paying extra money to police to harass street chicas only because some female mayor wants it, I aint buying it.
Worldwide economic turn down, do I see the powers that be in DR risking losing any investment monies because some investor may say it is unsightly to have prostitutes in the street? No. The guys in power will do what it takes so that they don't lose any investments.
You still have not explained to me how and why the crackdowns occurred in both Sosua and Santo Domingo at the same time.
Polanco Guzman chief of the National Police. You have no clue who I know on the island.
For sure you are not in Dom Rep to monger, you said yourself ALL women are just moist holes to relieve tension. In a previous post you wrote about Saudi Arabia, your views on women jibe with how many Saudi men feel about women, Saudi women have very little rights. 15 of 19 hijackers on September 11, 2001 were from Saudi Arabia. Appears you have a hatred of guys from the United States, I wonder what your true mission could be in Dom Rep and who is paying your freight to be there[/QUOTE]
Now, I am going to say that I actually like commenting on your stuff because it breads thought at times. I don't know about being a highjacker because I only do harm to folks over business or personal stuff so, I can't see myself putting lead, a blade or hands on someone who didn't do anything to me or mine. That's just how the game goes with me.
I was about to write more but, I am actually going to go out on PC and do a little recon. I have been seeing some things lately that I want to confirm before I say anything else but, when I do, I want my stuff to be based on facts.
Have a great evening.
P.S. My computer skills pay my bills. Not anyone with a beard.
[quote=mr gogo]we noticed but the guy meant no harm. out of all the good and funny parts of his story you pick that to dwell on. lighten up and take a chill pill its not that serious. you act like he is the worst guy to ever post here.[/quote]ok, my bad.
i was speed reading through the forum after the long holiday weeknd and was stopped dead in my tracks by that one sentence. i closed the browser, got up and went on to something else.
he could've said maybe; a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bul's jaws gripped around a slab of raw meat. but no, his first instinct was:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a small child's neck!"
i'll just chill.
or he coulda wrote, a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a stray cat's neck! no way. the analogy had to be:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a small child's neck!"
ok, i'll lighten up.
or even; a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped on the neck of a perv tryin to accost, my child!
nope, he defaults to:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a defenseless small child's neck!"
how do - you - get there??
and by you, i don't mean you personally gg.
i just got one question for ya (or anyone with the intellectual honesty to face it):
you're a smart guy gogo: are you sure you're ok defending this?
it's indefensible amigo.
[quote=schwmmr]ok, my bad.
i was speed reading through the forum after the long holiday weeknd and was stopped dead in my tracks by that one sentence. i closed the browser, got up and went on to something else.
he could've said maybe; a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bul's jaws gripped around a slab of raw meat. but no, his first instinct was:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a small child's neck!"
i'll just chill.
or he coulda wrote, a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a stray cat's neck! no way. the analogy had to be:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a small child's neck!"
ok, i'll lighten up.
or even; a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped on the neck of a perv tryin to accost, my child!
nope, he defaults to:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a defenseless small child's neck!"
how do - you - get there??
and by you, i don't mean you personally gg.
i just got one question for ya (or anyone with the intellectual honesty to face it):
you're a smart guy gogo: are you sure you're ok defending this?
it's indefensible amigo.[/quote]
his story reminds me of something very funny that happened to me in peru:
i was going on several internet dates that i had pre arranged before going down. i took one girl i met to a buffet. when i had returned to the table from the buffet line i noticed her shoveling a *combination of food off her plate into *a plastic baggie that the waitress brought her. it was all very embarrassing to me.
after lunch we go to the beach for a while ( hot sun and humidity) and she is clutching onto her purse with the food in it for dear life. when it started getting dark we headed back to my hotel. i offered to put her baggie in the fridge while we were there...no. she would rather it stay in her funky purse
that had been at the beach for 3 hours.
i couldn't take another moment of this freak so i went for the dfk and was obliged for a few seconds then back to clutching the purse...weird but funny. i sent her on her way shortly afterwards.
then there is the story about the escort who locked herself in my bathroom for 40 minutes on my dime because she wanted to shave in hot water....
i wish i had better writing skills to color up my stories better. weird shit happens when you monger and i for one want to hear about it :)
[quote=schwmmr]ok, my bad.
i was speed reading through the forum after the long holiday weeknd and was stopped dead in my tracks by that one sentence. i closed the browser, got up and went on to something else.
he could've said maybe; a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bul's jaws gripped around a slab of raw meat. but no, his first instinct was:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a small child's neck!"
i'll just chill.
or he coulda wrote, a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a stray cat's neck! no way. the analogy had to be:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a small child's neck!"
ok, i'll lighten up.
or even; a grip that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped on the neck of a perv tryin to accost, my child!
nope, he defaults to:
"a grip on that bag that could only be equaled to a pit bull's jaws gripped around a defenseless small child's neck!"
how do - you - get there??
and by you, i don't mean you personally gg.
i just got one question for ya (or anyone with the intellectual honesty to face it):
you're a smart guy gogo: are you sure you're ok defending this?
it's indefensible amigo.[/quote]i'm not a "book smart " type of guy, but i make a good call from a "common sense" platform.
i read your post three times and waited trying to digest what your saying. i'm sure he wouldn't make that analogy with the family at christmas or in a work enviornment. but on a sex forum, talking about hunting sex in a sex town, with humor, i give him a pass. if it hit your moral compass, then maybe you shouldn't be on a sex forum.
besides what could we do about it anyway if we didn't like it? have him tarred and feathered. i'm willing to bet that you didn't laugh or smile at his report. but you made a point of posting what you didn't like.
you shouldve said" nice report but the analogy about the pitbull was rough to me but thanks for posting".
But this makes all this stuff good. I had a buddy with me at New Garden and Blackbeards and he is notoriously cheap. So every morning we would all pay are girls, no problem(there were 9 of us) and sure enough every morning we would hear yelling come from are buddy's room, then the girl would come in my room and say he was trying to take off drinks and dinner from her earnings for the night that he paid for
while we were out? We would be like what the fuck Jack, just pay her! So lo and behold he would pay her most of it and then give her a piece of left over steak and say thats it , that all adds up to enough. Your not getting no more: xxx dollars+piece of steak = paid. Needless to say it was a long 7days.
[QUOTE=Artisttyp]His story reminds me of something very funny that happened to me in peru:
I was going on several internet dates that I had pre arranged before going down. I took one girl I met to a buffet. When I had returned to the table from the buffet line I noticed her shoveling a *combination of food off her plate into *a plastic baggie that the WAITRESS brought her. It was all very embarrassing to me.
After lunch we go to the beach for a while ( hot sun and humidity) and she is clutching onto her purse with the food in it for dear life. When it started getting dark we headed back to my hotel. I offered to put her baggie in the fridge while we were there...NO. She would rather it stay in her funky purse
that had been at the beach for 3 hours.
I couldn't take another moment of this freak so I went for the DFK and was obliged for a few seconds then back to clutching the purse...WEIRD but funny. I sent her on her way shortly afterwards.
Then there is the story about the escort who locked herself in my bathroom for 40 minutes on my dime because she wanted to shave in hot water....
I wish I had better writing skills to color up my stories better. Weird shit happens when you monger and I for one want to hear about it :)[/QUOTE]
Sid is having an unbelievable streak of luck with 4 young chicas(all, are now my
''private stock'')! Meanwhile, Toymann has toyed 4 hotties in 24
hours! All chicas at 1/2 the price of BA. Don't tell Jack. He
might ''ban'' Toymann or raise his rent!
day 1
first report so bare with me. i said if i could find some internet i would contribute to the forum so here it goes.
so i've touched down in the land of chicas and presidentes. lounging on my balcony trying to get my head together after last nights events. yesterday i arrived around 1pm. my flight was cool and comfortable. left ny and its cold rain and arrived at pop, we paid 10 for a tourist card, they were giving free liquor right next to the tourist stand so i grabbed me a shot of brugal, went through baggage check, they tried to get a tip out of me so i told him next time and kept it moving. everybody was trying carry our bags and my boys almost let them but i remembered what i read on isg so i told my boys grab your own bags and let's go. walked out of pop airport into 90 degree heat. the condo sent a taxi with my name so we hopped in the taxi. as i'm peeling off clothing i noticed my boy had let the cab drivers friend grab one of his bag and he was sticking his hand through asking for a propina. i gave him 2 dollars and off we went. i told my boy if your not careful this town will propina you to death. the taxi could not get the car to stay on so we spent a few minutes baking in the hot taxi. we noticed his gas hand was on e and although he said it no trabajo we nicknamed him "mita no gasolina" and joked with him about his new name all the way to the condo. as we rolled out headed to sosua little motorbikes carrying people, kids, and chicas rolled by. the chicas on the bikes stared and propositioned us to hang out with them which had us all saying jokingly what the hell have we gotten ourselves into lol. as we got closer to town we are surrounded by little mom and pop shops selling anything and everything. we were hit on by more chicas, dodging stray dogs and laughing at the motorbikes riding 3 and 4 on one cycle. i only can relate it to scarface hitting miami for the for the first time and thinking to himself with the excited look as if to say i'm going to take this town by storm.
we hit sosua and papi no gasolina wants to stop for us to get money exchanged. i told him no thanks just get us to the hotel. chicas are rolling up on us and i noticed all it takes is a look or a wave and they are at the car window like what's up you want me because i want you aka your dinero. like i stated i've never been here but if sosua is slowing down i can't imagine what its like when its not slow.
we hit the condo, gave papi no gasolina 20 plus propina, told him he would be our sosua taxi if we need a ride. paid for our place and although we were all tired we showered and headed out to the supermarket and the money exchange. freddy who is the handy man offered to show us around town. were walking around getting the tour and chicas are in little open air bars and walking the streets, in the supermarket basically everywhere you going rolling tongues at us and smacking our buts and saying what's up come talk to me. 2 little kids ran up on me and my boys. they were shouting in spanish trying to get us off point waving their arms and grabbing our pants. one was rubbing on my pocket a little to close. my isg instinct kicked in and i had to give him a little tough love to get him off me. it happened so quick i see how easy a person can get pickpocketed out here. i don't think those 2 kids will be running up on me again. we head back to the condo to shower and drink. we bought 6 bottles of liquor from jfk and a case of presidente lite.
feeling good and freshened up we hit the strip just before sundown.
day 1 part 2 coming soon including the ms dash chicken, meeting my girl kelis, the street argument and new jack almost getting jacked up by the policia.
new jack
[QUOTE=New Jack City]they were giving free liquor right next to the tourist stand so I grabbed me a shot of Brugal, went through baggage check, they tried to get a tip out of me so I told him next time and kept it moving.
[/quote]
Only in the DR! in my case it was the immigration officer asking for a tip, I gave him a "how you dare" look and that was enough :)
The free shots is priceless, imagine that in the US, FREE alcohol and a chance that someone 20 yrs and 363 days may get a sip !!! Scary stuff!!!
Dec. 3 is here, just wondering if anyone is in Sosua now to witness what changes may come from this day forward. Hoping things don't change drastically, maybe we'll just need a different approach. I'm sure chicas will still be available, just not in your face as we've become accustomed to over the years. I pan to be back ASAP.