[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1647741]Maybe bad luck: IMHO there will be neither Nina nor Fatima in Artemis next week.[/QUOTE]How sure are about this? I was planning for a visit next week and was hoping to go with at least one of them.
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[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1647741]Maybe bad luck: IMHO there will be neither Nina nor Fatima in Artemis next week.[/QUOTE]How sure are about this? I was planning for a visit next week and was hoping to go with at least one of them.
Hi guys,
I'm coming to Berlin in December with a friend for a long weekend and will make a compulsory visit to Artemis. Looking forward to it!
For the other days (when not at Artemis) I would like to try another FKK club in the Berlin area.
Does anybody know or can suggest another club (that would be up to standard) as an alternative to going to Artemis for a 2nd night.
Much appreciated.
[QUOTE=Skristel;1648186]Hi guys,
I'm coming to Berlin in December with a friend for a long weekend and will make a compulsory visit to Artemis. Looking forward to it!
For the other days (when not at Artemis) I would like to try another FKK club in the Berlin area.
Does anybody know or can suggest another club (that would be up to standard) as an alternative to going to Artemis for a 2nd night.
Much appreciated.[/QUOTE]The only FKK in Berlin is Artemis. Another should open up in Potsdam but it's still kind of vapourware. Check the Berlin thread for non-FKK options, there's a bunch, but it's a different sport.
Cheers.
Kimino.
[QUOTE=Kimino;1648346]The only FKK in Berlin is Artemis. Another should open up in Potsdam but it's still kind of vapourware. [/QUOTE]If there were even vapours at the spot of the alleged Grand Plazza, that would be at least something. But everytime we sniff, nadda. Perhaps it should be called the Grand Cazza.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...the Westkreuz Beat goes on.
Over a hectic weekend, RB went with Chloe (DE Blond, tall, very busty) and Lea (DE Black hair, super thin except for 2 quite notable exceptions). Both just great sessions and will repeat. Both girls very often busy and in great demand (what I now call StairMasters), so you need to be on your toes. Both also away now for a week or so.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1648508]Over a hectic weekend, RB went with Chloe (DE Blond, tall, very busty) and Lea (DE Black hair, super thin except for 2 quite notable exceptions). Both just great sessions and will repeat. Both girls very often busy and in great demand (what I now call StairMasters), so you need to be on your toes. Both also away now for a week or so.[/QUOTE]Lea is very sexy, I am looking forward to meet her when I go to Berlin in a couple of weeks. When I have watched her she didn't really seem to want to meet customers, she has been very busy talking to the other girls in the "German sofa".
When I visited Art in October Nina told me she would go home for vacation about last week of November.
Sounds like more girls have a week off at this time, is there any kind of German vacation we should know about, or is this only a coincidence?
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1648508]If there were even vapours at the spot of the alleged Grand Plazza, that would be at least something. But everytime we sniff, nadda. Perhaps it should be called the Grand Cazza.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...the Westkreuz Beat goes on.
Over a hectic weekend, RB went with Chloe (DE Blond, tall, very busty) and Lea (DE Black hair, super thin except for 2 quite notable exceptions). Both just great sessions and will repeat. Both girls very often busy and in great demand (what I now call StairMasters), so you need to be on your toes. Both also away now for a week or so.[/QUOTE]We could set up the Stairmasters Awards 2015. LOL.
Good to hear there's some new talents. Need to nuclearize my favorites list. Keep saying that, but then...
We'll see on Friday. Been reading it's getting cold up there, reaching the outer rooms will get adventurous.
Cheers.
Kimino.
Out of interest is there a reason why you only goto artemis? I was guessing its the logistics flights etc. Frankfurt large clubs are an experience to behold but I also love artemis especially for the wide range of european and german girls there. I'm back in Berlin in December if anyones around do check the travel section.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1648508]
Over a hectic weekend, RB went with Chloe (DE Blond, tall, very busty)[/QUOTE]Are the busty attributes natural or cyborg-ish?
I kind of miss a good Teutonic blonde experience.
[QUOTE=StarletVoyager;1648586]Out of interest is there a reason why you only goto artemis? I was guessing its the logistics flights etc. Frankfurt large clubs are an experience to behold but I also love artemis especially for the wide range of european and german girls there. I'm back in Berlin in December if anyones around do check the travel section.[/QUOTE]Ciao StarletVoyager. Yep, logistics is part of it, I'm a lazy ass and Berlin is far more easy, especially for one day trips, which has been my pattern in the last year. I know the place, the girls, friends to hang around with and honestly, after visiting many other places, more times, in Frank, Koln, Stuttgart and other areas, Artemis is the place I prefer. I'll be in Frankfurt in January for a couple of days, specifically to visit Sharks for the first time and give Oase another chance after some years. In that city I normally prefer Palace all the way.
I'll be up in Berlin mid December, I'll check the thread so If we happen to be there in the same days we could meet up. You are normally in the Frakfurt area, correct?
Cheers.
Kimino.
[QUOTE=BuckRogers;1648593]Are the busty attributes natural or cyborg-ish? I kind of miss a good Teutonic blonde experience.[/QUOTE]Well you are in Silicon Valley. But done very well. We actually had a discussion about this as I was curious, where done, what's the latest technology, longevity, etc. Quite natural feel and shape, real works of art. But more to the point, both (girls) just very nice people, fun to be with, very warm and responsive.
Anyway, as you know with all things Borg-ish resistance is futile.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1648508]Over a hectic weekend, RB went with Chloe (DE Blond, tall, very busty) and Lea (DE Black hair, super thin except for 2 quite notable exceptions). Both just great sessions and will repeat. Both girls very often busy and in great demand (what I now call StairMasters), so you need to be on your toes. Both also away now for a week or so.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Kimino;1648549]Good to hear there's some new talents. Need to nuclearize my favorites list. Keep saying that, but then...
Cheers.
Kimino.[/QUOTE]I don't know Chloe but Lea is not new, saw her close to one year ago in Artemis and before that in Golden Time in Bruggen. Before GT she used to work in Globe. Used to be a long-haired red-head in GT, then long black hair in Artemis and now, if my memory serves me correct, she had short black hair some weeks ago. A petite girl with an over-sized rack, almost no ass and a piercing in a very strategic place. An ok fuck.
Lea uses to hang out with another ex-Globe girl in her mid-twenties from Hanover with an enhanced rack, a big woman-face tattoo on her back. Forgot her name but this girl is an excellent bunny in the room when she gets in the mood. Has always given me the money's worth one or one and a half hour sessions.
Another girl that I'm surprised that is not mentioned here is Carla / Karla, early twenties, from Ro, friend of Ro-girl Amelia. Killer body minus saggy tits and very open-minded in the room. Has always made me very, very happy.
PH
Hi all. Was in Artemis today and had a good time with non silicone and natural breast Anetta. Long blond hair with blue eyes. She speak a light German slang but is Hungarian and living a long time now in Germany. Knowing to work in Frankfurt long time ago. I enjoyed the outside whirlpool and outside pool panorama sauna at a November day with nearly 18 C in the sun during 12 to 3 pm. She reached me and we started to talk with ending in one of the new 1001 night rooms in the outside area. Anetta is a very sensitive but powerful like a GF. Even though her service is awesome. Finally for me. Enjoy and relax. Hope to see semeone around Artemis soon. My drive back to the NRW area is 4 hours long. But new club Oceans is waiting for me at the weekend. So far from the FKK club front with cheers from RM.
Frankfurt has dominated but vienna, zurich and cologne have been visited too. With an air route direct to Berlin from my nearest big airport here in the uk, reasons to concentrate on artemis for a change from frankfurt just became easier.
TR FKK Artemis, Berlin Germany, mid-November 2014.
Halenseestrasse 32-36,10711 Berlin.
+49 030 8904440.
[URL]http://www.fkk-artemis.de[/URL]
* * *.
Saturday afternoon and evening, mid-November 2014.
INTRODUCTION.
My first time to the fabled Artemis, the sole FKK in Berlin. I had heard so much about Artemis and knew that I could not travel to Berlin and not visit Artemis at least once. I think Artemis is OK, but not as good as similar big clubs in Frankfurt or GT / Acapulco in NRW.
GETTING THERE.
Use the BVG Journey Planner to figure out train / tram / bus connections:
[URL]http://fahrinfo.bvg.de/Fahrinfo/bin/query.bin/en[/URL]
Because the train drivers' strike was over by the time I arrived in Berlin, I was able to get to the S-bahn Westkreuz station easily via the S42 ringbahn train. From Westkreuz train platform, walk up the stairs to the little parking lot, then walk to the left around the blue car servicing shop. Feels like you're walking along the freeway with all the traffic. I was surprised at how close Artemis was to the train station and busy highway 100; FKKs for me have usually been in out-of-the-way places and this one was a big building right next to the highway. The Artemis building is also visible from the S-bahn tracks as well; I wonder how many of the thousands of people that pass by every day know what goes on inside.
Upon leaving Artemis I ended up getting a taxi back to my hotel near Kurfrstendamm and paid 11 EUR including tip.
FKK Artemis.
Halenseestrasse 32-36,10711 Berlin.
+49 030 8904440.
[URL]http://www.fkk-artemis.de[/URL]
Entrance: 80 EUR.
30 min session: 60 EUR.
CIM: +50 EUR.
Artemis is a big club, but doesn't seem to be very efficient with their use of space. The main bar on the ground is one big smoking area, but very few girls make the trip into the downstairs wellness area and back bar to troll for customers. None of the truly hot ones came downstairs, so to snag a hottie for yourself, you have to breathe some second-hand smoke.
After entering from the parking lot, I paid 80 EUR for the entrance fee and got the usual plastic wristband and a huge key / watchband combo. Together with the cheap diving watch I wear to help keep my on time during sessions, I had 3 bands on my left wrist. Good thing I don't wear a FitBit or something to track calories spent during fucking.
I asked the counter lady for ten-euro notes as change for a fifty, and she at first gave me just 2 20's and a 10, then relented and gave me 3 10's and a 20. I supposed she thought I was planning for quite a few sessions. However, I ended up being pretty done after my 2nd session--guess I'm getting old.
Money lockers are in a mezzanine just above the entry counter, similar to Mainhattan where the money lockers are open for all the clothed newcomers to see you paying the girl you just fucked. Ok for security (hard to conceal a break in) but a traffic jam at peak times between new arrivals, guys leaving, and session payments.
The locker area is narrow but seems to go on forever--with just half-height lockers I think they plan on having hundreds of guys in the place at a time. Sure felt like that this Saturday night.
From the mezzanine you can go into the central circular stairwell; upstairs are fuckrooms with flirty names like "Phallus" in addition to the numbers (although I never could tell if they really matched their themes). Girls pick "keys" off a rack although they really are just key fobs and just a way to tell whether a room is occupied or not. I'm sure someone will come up with an app for this eventually--you could be chilling downstairs in the smoking lounge waiting until you get a ping to let you know there is a zimmer frei.
Just past 2 video machines (one was kaput when I was there) is the main bar area, kind of reminiscent of Mainhattan or Sharks where guys can sit on either side and there can be a racetrack-type of flow around. On the other end of the room is an entrance to the restaurant with an adjoining smoking-allowed eating tent. I was super hungry after touristing around that morning, and had purposely not picked up lunch outside thinking it would be covered in the higher-than-usual 80 EUR entrance fee. But alas, the breakfast food had just been taken down at 3 pm and so I missed out.
I resorted to eating every scrap of snack items I had in my knapsack, including the airplane-shaped crackers from Lufthansa, a half-slice of packaged Vollkornbrot swiped from my hotel breakfast, and a granola bar I stashed from home. This I ate downstairs in the wellness area bar, a sleepy quiet place with guys lying on couches and a very attractive but cold-as-ice bartender. They had left some magazines lying around, like the German versions of "InStyle" and "People" but without any girls making the rounds down there it was kind of boring.
I braved the upstairs bar smoke for a bit; figured I'd try to find a girl to fill the hour or so before dinnertime. First girl to accost me in the bar was Irina, a slender blonde from Bulgaria. I almost went with her to just knock one out before dinner, kind of like a warmup round, but that would break my rule of going with the first new girl that approaches you at an FKK. So I held out, but only for a little while.
I succumbed, perhaps too soon, to Xenia of Germany's relatively low-key approach. She was probably just as insistent about going to the room only a few sentences into our conversation, but because she has a resemblance to one of my coworkers, her looks made her pass the boner test (am I getting a boner just talking with her? So I went upstairs with her.
* * *.
XENIA de Germany.
5'7" or so, brown eyes and hair, full tan from lots of solarium time.
My session with Xenia was just ok. I can't complain--she has a great body and a super-tight pussy and I got off; but she was so professional about it. She mentioned that she had worked just about everywhere (but Frankfurt), including Switzerland. Not a good sign. Then when she mentioned Finca Erotica "near Koln" I said, "you mean Dierdorf?" she was surprised I even knew about it. That and the sense of exasperation that it was taking me a while to cum (even with a rest day, my 3 sessions at Sharks had taken a lot out of me) made it feel like just a throwaway warmup session.
* * *.
Afterward I relaxed in the downstairs bar again, but got super bored without any girls wandering by.
This is where I think Artemis could really improve--if they could figure out how to get the traffic through the club going a little better. Later in the evening some girls would make the trek downstairs to troll for guys in the downstairs kino or even venture into the wet and slippery sauna area. But during the afternoon it was pretty much a boys-only treehouse down there.
Guys would stand at the rail of the main floor stairwell watching girls come back downstairs from sessions or back into the smoking bar afteward. I found a nice perch on the stool in front of the broken video game machine just outside the sliding door to the bar. That way I could escape most of the smoke but still check out girls as they went in and out. Met a lot of girls this way; it felt like being a gatekeeper or something.
I saw Xenia take up a guy soon after getting back into the bar from our session and they came back down in about 10 min flat. Then she went back into the bar and almost walked right back out with a new guy, and they were back down quite quickly as well. She must make bank.
Based on the parade of girls past my perch I sensed that there was slim pickings on the day shift today, and I'd need to have new girls come in to find my next lucky lady. So I went to grab dinner.
Dinner choices were the following:
Beef "rindroulade" pot roast (was better at 10 pm).
Mash potatoes.
"Indian" marinated chicken breast.
White rice.
Stewed collard greens.
Iceberg lettuce salad.
Canned pears (ran out by 10 pm).
Thus fortified, I ventured out and made the rounds again--the downstairs kino was pretty empty save for a couple of guys just watching the porn. Later I would be in there when a grey-haired guy was getting a blowjob in the 2nd sofa. A guy sitting on the back sofa with his buddy was getting scolded by a girl "you touch me like that, you have to pay me!" I left before that discussion escalated.
Once I regained my post at the video game I was able to scout a couple of likely targets--a slender young teeny type with big brown eyes, and a blonde I hadn't seen before. The dim lights in the smoking bar make it hard to tell what the girls really look like; having the brighter lights in the stairwell was better. A couple of times this older staff guy who looked like Ty Pennington shooed guys away from the railing, saying, "No parking hier! You must move inside the bar!" Guys kept coming back and congregating there anyway.
I saw the young teeny type waiting to get paid after a session; she was smiling a lot and still flirty with her customer, and noticed me watching too. Good sign of a customer-centered focus, as the service business MBAs like to say. I made eyecontact with her a few times and gave her a sly smile--I think she know I liked her looks.
Eventually I snagged my teeny girl inside the smoking bar--she was standing about midway and I just walked right up to her after entering throgh the doorway.
* * *.
SIMI Turkish-German.
24 years old. Big brown eyes and a slim petite teeny body. Long brown hair with lightened highlights. Small script tattoo on right shoulder.
Simi said, "I see you; you know what you want", meaning, I see how you don't go with just any girl that hits on you. I said, "Yes, I know what I want--I want to go to the zimmer with you. ".
We paraded past the crowd in the smoking room and along the stairwell rail to go get a key upstairs. Luckily we snagged a key off the counter and she covered it up with her purse while she went to get more towels. She then led me by the hand to our room.
Our session was nice and relaxed; she seemed comfortable with me and it felt like a quasi-girlfriend experience. We did mish for a long while; I liked looking into her eyes while fucking her in mish; her slender butt looked great in doggy as her lips gripped me with each thrust. She said, "Don't you want me on top? I like to be on top" which I know from most FKK girls means, "you're taking too long, I'm going to speed it up a bit here" but with my previous session a few hours prior and my Sharks visit I was having a hard time popping. Simi was playful and smiling a lot during our session; I really liked her personality after tanned ice-queen Xenia earlier.
Simi really gave it to me in cowgirl; great high rpm pussy massage of my erect cock which I'm sure is her patented get-guys-off-fast move. But it wasn't doing it for me, which I think surprised her. We switched to kneeling doggy, after changing condoms (like did we wear it out or something?) and then stand-up doggy (me standing, her face down ass up on the bed) and finally I said, "ok, let me come in your mouth". It was a pretty good BBBJTCIM; she said simply, "Wow" when I collapsed back onto the bed and she spat a big gob of my cum out into a paper towel.
* * *.
The rest of the evening I didn't bother looking for a new girl to do--I thought, well, if had that great session with Simi just now, how will I find another session to match or top that? Plus I didn't think I could come again anyway.
I did circuits of the upstairs and main smoking bars; I'd hang out in the smoking bar looking for hot girls, but after too much time in the smoke I'd want to move back downstairs into the nonsmoking wellness area. I watched the Pulver-Kitchko fight downstairs; a number of guys ended up down there too but hardly any girls came by.
So I left early; new guys were still coming in, and it made for a big traffic jam in the money locker and shower areas. If I didn't have to hang out in the smoking area to see and interview hot girls I probably would have stayed longer; but without any eyecandy downstairs I was getting bored.
SUMMARY.
Artemis was just ok. It has the size of World or Sharks or Acapulco, but because it is the only FKK in town it doesn't need to excel at anything. I will still go whilst in Berlin, but I can't think of it as a destination FKK, one that I would go out of my way to visit during a trip to Germany.
GIRLS I MET / DID.
NICOLE Tall auburn / blonde chick, a little thick ("athletic" Hint of Taylor Swift in her face. Latin words below roman seal in upper back tat "Gladiatores".
IRINA skinny blonde Bulg.
*XENIA 5'7" German girl from Frankfurt with blond hair and brown eyes. I noted that she had no tan lines and she replied that she spends lots of time in the solarium--perhaps too much time. Her script tat along the side of her torso is understated. She did have great muscle control though. But I saw she processed her next 2 guys in 10 min sessions each.
WALESSSA I wasn't sure about this girl's name; she said she was half German and half African and had a young Rihanna (back when her hair was longer) look to her. Pretty and slim.
ALICIA Hungary red hair cheerful.
SOLIDA older friendly cheekbones.
TATIANA straight bangs.
*SIMI big brown eyes German-born Turkish girl highlight light brown hair script name right shoulder tat 24 years old university student 60+50.
IRIS tall rom blonde.
SUNNY German from hamburg tats dark hair cute face like Alicia Mondial.
CLEOPATRA from Spain Wore eyeglasses.
[QUOTE=Tommyseville;1649118]TR FKK Artemis, Berlin Germany, mid-November 2014.
[/QUOTE]Thanks for the nice report Tommyseville!
Cheers.
Kimino.