FKK Artemis - Berlin

As mentioned by others, I have never had problems as an Asian in any brothel or FKK in Europe (except in some of the Chinese houses in Barcelona, where they seem not interested in serving Chinese men - strange).

I visted Artemis on a Saturday afternoon, and it was not as impressive as my previous visit. Seems smaller, now that I am used to Palace and Oase (which is not big either). Also, don’t like the smoking in the only lounge with the girls.

The lineup also did not seem impressive, either in quality or quantity. I like girls who are young, petite and slim – not enough of them for me. I eventually chose Shenya (spelling?), a 22-year old bleached blonde Bulgarian. Her face was not spectacular, but her body most definitely was, with the most firm tits that only a young 20-something girl can have and a lovely ass.

She was a good choice, as we started with nice kissing and foreplay in the kino, progressing to a lovely BBBJ. Her technique was marvelous and she could have made me cum with her mouth alone (which does not happen often for me), but unfortunately CIM not on the menu. However, she was very accommodating and sweet, so I upgraded to an hour and we spent a great time in many positions until she gave me a spectacular finish by hand (since I do not enjoy a condom finish). Afterwards, my feeling was the experience was so good that I didn’t need to have another. After a quick look around at the lineup to make sure there wasn’t a spectacular can’t-miss girl (there wasn’t), I headed off satisfied.

I've always said that variety is the spice of life (and sex!), and maybe the FKK novelty is wearing off a little for me? Perhaps I should try some new experiences like a partytreff? I enjoyed my time at a Lady Marmalade Party in London, which I understand is somewhat like a partytreff.

R.

Skogskatts log, stardate 25.06.2009

I answered a distress call coming from my own body. It told me to visit a place called Artemis on the northern hemisphere of the planet earth in sector 001. There were bipeds from the human race of both sexes there, however only the females interested me, since they made my mind respond by turning on the pleasure centers.

I noticed quickly that the main floor was polluted by some sort of gas in its atmosphere, so I quickly retreated downstairs and lay on the couch under the stairs. As I was lying there reading my book, several of the females came over to me, not many of them were able to communicate more than a desire to go to some enclosed location they called "room". So I quickly dismissed them, as this was very boring.

But then, after a few hours, I walked through the pool area and sat at the bar. Then a colored female came over to me and sat down. She was tall, and had a pair of fat-containers on her torso. I liked them. She talked to me about how much she liked Star Trek, and also that she never stayed at Artemis later than 2000 in the evening, and she did not like the pollution in the air.

We went to a room upstairs after talking for 20 minutes or so. I found her intelligent.

We got undressed, and we started to touch each other. She said that my skin was soft, and that she liked to touch me. I bit her nipple, and she shuddered. She said that she did not like turkish guys, since they often wanted submission from the female, but she liked norwegians, because they were often sensitive and careful.

She put a condom me, this had the flavor of strawberries. She did not put my penis into her mouth or vagina without putting on a condom. This was fine with me. We did not kiss, either. It was tempting to kiss her, because she had a nice smile.

After a while she took off the condom and started to jerk me off, but this did not make me ejaculate. We were now getting past the 30 minutes allocated, so she said I had to pay 20 euros more to put on another condom.

We did that, and she sat on me while I touched her breasts and had a nice orgasm and started to laugh and smile, and she smiled as well. She asked me if I had not had sex for a long time, and she shook her head in disbelief looking at the condom. I liked that.

Just as I payed her the money I noticed she had some red spots on her abdomen, and a few days later I noticed these anomalies on my arm and thigh in the form of red dots in a circle shape the size of a 1 euro coin. The data base suggested it could be herpes, but there were no discomfort, and nothing in the genital areas. I have the doctor and taken the relevant tests, but he was pretty sure it was nothing else than maybe a sun rash or from swimming in the sea.

All in all the visit was an interesting experience, but I am very skeptical to the smoke, the many girls who asked about going to a room the second sentence they spoke. I can very easily imagine what a hassle it is to visit this place in the evening.

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Skogskatt travel to Artemis from outer space!

Du är roligt du =)

I never liked the atmosphere of A. It always reminds me of a clinic. So after some visits in the past I decided not to return.. Now, last week, friends of mine from Scandinavia came to see me in Berlin and as the had heard so much talking about this place they insisted to go there with me as their local guide. I wasnt too amused, but after all I agreed and now I am happy I did.. Because of a girl from CR, 1.70 m, very thin, small but beautyful "puffy" breasts, long legs, brown hair and eyes, a little shy perhaps. She is, she said, from Pilsen and 20.. What a girl: beautyful, tender, friendly. And full service. (I don't like anal, so I didn't ask). I spent one session with her, added another session, asked for one more session and had a last session, only because I had my friends waiting.. Big, big, big problem: I don't know her name. Does anyone? I would like so much to see her again. Have a nice day.

[QUOTE=Severin Carl] I spent one session with her, added another session, asked for one more session and had a last session, only because I had my friends waiting.. Big, big, big problem: I don't know her name. Does anyone? I would like so much to see her again. Have a nice day.[/QUOTE]


You spent 4 sessions with her in the same evening and you are asking us if we know her name? Sounds like she really put the whammy on you Carl;-)

Seriously, I'm sorry I can't help right now as she does not sound like any of the girls I have run across in my past few visits. But I will most definitely be on the look out for her when next I go. I LOVE puffies and I am a bit surprsied that I don't know who you mean as I have finely tuned puffy radar usually.

If I come across any relevant info I will post it here.

You spent 4 sessions with her in the same evening and you are asking us if we know her name? Sounds like she really put the whammy on you Carl

Sure, she did. She told me her name, when I met her. I didn't understand because of the music and thought so ask her again. But then. What a girl once more. Without my friends I still would be there. Its how much. A week or so? Thanx anyway.

Welfare, freedom, happyness.

This is a look back on two visits I made to Artemis in November of 2007. Most of the girls are probably gone, but some may still be there. Apart from a description of specific girls, it’s a breakdown of some of the kinds of girls I encountered there, and gives some idea of kind of interactions you might have at Artemis or other FKKs.

African Girls: Bonnie

I spotted Bonnie as I was heading into the dining room; the sight of her sitting on the bench outside the door, with her long, shapely legs spread to reveal her snatch, quickly diverted my route. I sat alongside her and we discussed a number of things, including her mixed Angolan-Cuban heritage and the five or six languages she spoke. Soon enough we proceeded to a room, and I definitely felt conspicuous walking through the club beside this gorgeous tall, slender black woman wearing a gold chain around her waist. Inside the room she displayed her fine Spanish skills by asking how she could please my "little bandido." Her lips helped, but she was also adept as a cowgirl and even animated as I finished in missionary (eliciting a rare p4p compliment on how he pressure and angle stimulated her clit). Unfortunately, I didn’t find Bonnie when I returned the next night.

For the sake of future guests, I hope that either Bonnie is still at Artemis, or that her whereabouts at another FKK can be located, but in chatting with her it sounded like she would be moving on. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if she moved on to a more high-powered career in business, politics, etc; this black woman is sharp, sharp, sharp. In our conversation she was pretty disdainful for most of the other girls at Artemis, declaring that "they probably don’t even know who Andrea Merkel is! "

Teenie Girls: Kami

When I saw Kami at the end of my last night at Artemis I said to myself (silently) what some people say when they see a kitten: "Awwww, how cute! " This sweet little Bulgarian brunette could not have had her 18th birthday (if that) long before starting at Artemis; it may actually have been her first day or week. Kami looked like a lost puppy – wearing a hairband and a tiny frilly miniskirt that didn’t quite cover her butt cheeks, she seemed uncomfortable and very much out of place among a large group of more hardcore women at the upstairs bar. When she moved toward the back of the room, near the curtained semi-private divans, I came up to her, but her English was non-existent and her German was not much better. In lieu of chatting I sat on the divan and caressed her bottom and cupped her tiny boobs while smiling like a smitten schoolboy. As she nervously lit up a cigarette, she proceeded to stumble off the step in front of the divan. Precious.

I only had a little while left before I had to leave Artemis to catch an overnight train out of Berlin, but I knew I had to have Kami to make my visit complete. The place was busy and rooms were booked, but we found one of the rooms outside the downstairs Kino that had only curtains instead of doors. Once in the room, Kami’s inhibitions disappeared. After the BJ she mounted me, and I couldn’t believe how tight her pussy was. By the time we moved onto missionary and I was cumming, the whole experience of fucking such a cute little teenie had me saying crazy things like "I love you" – my mind was simply gone. We had some time left before the end of the half hour and I gave her a neck (and titty) rub. As we were leaving the room and passing by the open doorway of the Kino, with me glowing after having had sex with such an innocent little cutie, she starred letting out some loud pornstar moans, mimicking the sound of the flick on the screen. She really was hardcore, after all!

Brazilian Girls: Solange

Solange from Brazil had been one of the few girls I had kept in mind by name from reading the forum before my visits to Artemis. So when the woman I sat down next to at the upstairs bar broke the ice by asking where I was from and by telling me she was from Brazil, I asked if she was Solange. But not knowing how it was said correctly I pronounced it as the German "so lange, " which made her laugh. (It could actually be a good marketing slogan, "Ich liebe/ficke dich so lange"). Tall, with jet-black hair and Brazilian curves, her looks matched her playfulness and so we went to the room. There she rode me energetically and had me cumming on a night on which I had to that point some dud sessions. My one regret is that she did not kiss on the lips (the lack of kissing was fairly typical of the girls I sessioned with), but some kisses on my cheeks and compliments at the end of the session more than compensated.

Students: Andrea

In my hobbying I have always had a thing for girls who are in the business temporarily to support their studies. At the end of my first night at Artemis I met a student named Andrea, a blonde Hungarian who was studying law in Koln, and whom had just arrived for her shift that night after a drive of several hours. She was at the downstairs bar with a slender brunette friend, but I was trying to focus on getting together with a blonde for my last session, and for that reason I declined her friend’s suggestion of a threesome (my remaining funds had something to do with it also). The early signs of how things would go were not encouraging: as we sat on a bench waiting for a room to become available, she sat demurely next to me, resisting attempts to kiss, which frustrated me since on the next bench over was a couple that were all over one another like they were on their honeymoon. But Andrea apparently saved her energy for the room, where she was rather active and kissed passionately. We could only communicate in German, but we talked a bit about ourselves during the session, and I could picture her someday as something like a war crimes prosecutor at The Hague. She was serious, but classy as well; I indulged another fantasy by picturing her as a descendant of Hapsburg Austrian-Hungarian nobility. Who knows, maybe she was.

Blonde Polish Girls: Tiffany and Bianca

From reading the forum I knew going in that Artemis was one of the premier clubs among FKKS for blonde Polish women. It did not disappoint, and since I had not been with many blondes to that point in my mongering career, I was pretty excited. Tiffany, a busty blonde with a somewhat solid body and curly hair, came up to me as I was having a drink at the upstairs bar. We chatted a bit, and although hers was not the body type the usually appeals to me, her friendliness and large boobs swayed me. Inside the room she was extremely warm and cuddly; in fact, she told me to treat her like my teddy bear. We ended up not really being complementary during the sex acts, and ultimately it ended without me cumming, but I faked having made a deposit in the condom to spare her feelings.

I had another encounter with a Polish woman, Bianca, that was hotter sexually, but not as warm emotionally. This perfect-bodied blonde with stylish, upswept hair was making the rounds with a friend offering threesomes. The two of them sat next to me, but I told them that I preferred to just go with one for now. In the room chatting and foreplay were not on her menu; it was a by-the-book program, BJ then fucking. But oh what fucking; her riding me to completion in reverse cowgirl may be my all-time definitive memory of that position, for the shape of her ass and the sensation of pumping her while caressing her incredible silky smooth cheeks. While the "cum baby" comments were blatantly artificial, they were not as annoying as I had experienced on other occasions before and since. Overall, I wouldn’t call the session so much mechanical as business-like, and she was making a lot of business that night. I guess I could have classified her with the sharks (see below), but despite the drawbacks she left me a satisfied man, so how can I be too critical?

Sharks and Annoying Girls: Viagra, Fatma, and Rossi

I had read on the forum about Miss Viagra (Bulgarian brunette) tending toward the sharky side, but was still intrigued by the descriptions and was kind of hoping I would run into her. I had arrived at Artemis just a short time earlier that evening (my first visit there, actually my first FKK exploration ever), and was sitting at the downstairs bar. And there she came, swishing through the room, with a red scarf tied around her hips showcasing her glorious round ass. She scanned the sparsely populated room and, seeing me there, came right over and introduced herself. At this point I said to myself "sharks be damned, " as I was curious about Miss V. And eager to get my first FKK fuck under my belt. We went to the basement Kino and kissed a bit, but when she moved to give me a bbj I suggested getting a zimmer, and we soon relocated to one nearby. She had me ready to cum with the BJ there, but I wanted to shoot inside her. She rode me nicely in cowgirl, but I wasn’t able to cum when she prompted me (she scolded me that using cum restraint when getting a BJ will make it more difficult to shoot later, maybe she was onto something). At that point, about 15 minutes in, she declared that our session time was over. I protested, but she said that the Kino time had taken up the first half. Since we had only kissed there, I disagreed, but left it at that. Shark sighted!

Fatma knew how to be alluring: She sprawled out on a divan at the end of the upstairs bar area, her lithe body on full display, with her long legs accentuated by fishnet stockings. It didn’t take much more than that to convince me to join this brunette Slovak, and her insisting that we get a room rather than sit and chat awhile should have warned me off, but the exotic beauty was too much to resist. Once in the room I tried to make a connection by revealing my intimacy with Slovak culture (admittedly not much other than a single visit to the Slovak hockey hall of fame in Bratislava), but while she warmed up a bit, by the 15 minute mark she was all about clock watching and making her exit. What I found really annoying was that she kept complaining about how my Artemis wrist band was catching on her fishnet stockings, which was difficult to avoid with her in cowgirl or doggystyle. When I ran into Fatma a couple of times later that evening she was very cold.

Rossi was a brunette Bulgarian, but I would have sworn she was Latina. I sat beside her at the downstairs bar and we had a very friendly conversation, which I usually use to decide whether to go for a session or not. All signals looked fine, so we got a room (if I recall, the Cleopatra room) which seemed fittingly exotic for a session with this sultry woman. But I would have been better off with a mummy. The BJ was unskilled and over quickly, and when I inserted my cock inside Rossi she complained that it was bothering her because it was forcing in too much air (! ), no matter how I changed position. At some point, I just gave up and called it quits with her.

I have sweet memories of Artemis. The entrance fee is npt cheap and the price per session is higher than at other FKKs, but the facilities are just about the best I’ve seen (compared with the Frankfurt big 3, Augsburg Coliseum, and a few others), with an Arabian Nights ambiance, nicely decorated rooms, and an excellent pool and sauna area on the lower floor. Especially in contrast to a poor experience at LaFolie earlier in my trip, it was clearly the highlight of my Berlin visit and a fine introduction to FKK life. When in town check it out, it’s hard to miss.

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[QUOTE=Ibn Buttita]

Rossi was a brunette Bulgarian, but I would have sworn she was Latina.

[/QUOTE]

How did you know that? What does "latina" mean? I believe she is a Bulgarian.

WBS

[QUOTE=West By Sun]How did you know that. What does "latina" mean? I believe she is from Bulgarian.

WBS[/QUOTE]

I understand that she comes from Bulgaria but has a "latina" look to her. I can think of a couple of Bulgarian girls working currently at Artemis who could pass for latina if they could pull off speaking the language.

This is my first trip to Berlin. Staying at alexanderplatz with family and friends. Can only get off for one afternoon. But wud like to try out a MP or Private that is easy to get to from alexanderplatz.

Appreciate any advise.

[QUOTE=Jason24]This is my first trip to Berlin. Staying at alexanderplatz with family and friends. Can only get off for one afternoon. But wud like to try out a MP or Private that is easy to get to from alexanderplatz.

Appreciate any advise.[/QUOTE]

First of all I would post this in the Berlin thread. This is Artemis FKK thread and is more specifically for questions and reports pertaining to Artemis.

So you could spend an afternoon at Artemis but this will cost the entry fee (80 Euros) plus what ever you spend on the girls-60 Euros per half hour session. Artemis is not particularly close to Alexanderplatz but would not be too hard to travel to via UBahn/SBahn.

As far as I know there are not too many places real close to Alexanderplatz. There are a couple of Thai massage places near but as this is not my area of expertise I can not be too much help with names addresses etc.

I would suggest Liberty. It would be about a half hour ride on UBahn but other than that it would be quick and most important, dependable.

Here is a link to the website.

[url]http://www.libertyberlin.de/index_2.html[/url]

Have fun and don't forget to post a report.

The place was unseasonally busy during the weekend due to the U2 concert on Saturday. Lots of guys, not so many girls (but more than previous weeks, according to comments I heard). I spent my time mixing old and the new.

New notable experiences:
Paris, German ~20. Hot, slender body with small but firm tits. Long dark blond curly hair. From some angles looks a bit like Paris Hilton, but made me think more of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Very good at what she does, but wants extra money for pretty much everything, even things that should be included. And a tip.

Helena, ~20, slender, dark straight hair, nice full breasts with pierced nipples. Great kisser, good session but the room was too damn hot to enjoy it properly. Would repeat in cooler weather.

Heard comments from several girls that they would go on vacation starting this or next week, since most of Berlin would be going on vacation as well. The place was noticeable more empty on Monday than the previous days. Prospective visitors should take note of this.

[QUOTE=Nukrimo]The place was unseasonally busy during the weekend due to the U2 concert on Saturday. Lots of guys, not so many girls (but more than previous weeks, according to comments I heard). I spent my time mixing old and the new.[/QUOTE]I was there on Saturday as well and I didn't think the spillover from the U2 concert was that bad at all. It was much, much worse when there was a basketball tournament in town a couple of months ago. In fact, I didn't even know of the concert until I came across a group of my (drunk) countrymen late in the evening who had attended and told me about it. One of them, BTW, seemed to be sleeping most of the night in one of the sun beds downstairs, dead drunk. Leave it to the N*******ns to fall for the temptations of alcohol and thusly forsake the pleasures of the flesh in such a predictable manner. I did that myself that Sunday, when I wanted to to leave Artemis in the evening and go for a few beers. I ended up drinking myself into a stupor, and was presumably lucky to even get back to my hotel in one piece, having no recollection of how I did so when I woke up the next morning.

All in all, I found the line up this past weekend somewhat lackluster. Not many of my favourites were present, and where have all those big breasted blond Poles and Czechs gone, and where is the Baltic contingent (Celina in particular)?

Still, on a positive note, Spanish Romy is now back. Mediterranean features and always a smile on her face. Probably the best GFE I've ever been given by a pro. A true gem of Artemis; she comes with my highest recommendations.

[QUOTE=Nukrimo]New notable experiences: Paris, German 20. Hot, slender body with small but firm tits. Long dark blond curly hair. From some angles looks a bit like Paris Hilton, but made me think more of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Very good at what she does, but wants extra money for pretty much everything, even things that should be included. And a tip.[/QUOTE] This girl is the same girl whom I reported very unfavourably on in the Palace thread about half a year ago. Then she was Denisa from Poland. Supposedly a professional masseuse. She has at least two piercings in her face, one above her mouth and one below. Could have one in her nose too, I'm not sure.

At Palace too she wanted to be paid extra for absolutely everything. When I saw her at Artemis, I thought she might have discontinued this practice, because I've never experienced a culture there of charging extra for services that aren't really extras in the way which some girls do at Palace. Apparently though, she is still up to her old tricks.

She approached me several times when I was at Artemis, but of course I rejected her. Beware this woman and her evil ways!

Then finally a question: does anyone know who that very pretty dark-haired girl who always seems to be bought champagne is? She has dark skin tone which I'm not sure is due to her complexion or if it is just a heavy tan. She has a slim figure with big breasts that could be fake, though I'm not sure. She often wears long leather boot to above her knees, but is otherwise naked. She seems very outgoing; I'm 90 % sure it was her I saw doing a "live performance" with an Italian looking guy in the stripper's cage towards the back when I visited Artemis a while back.

I never get to talk to her, as she is seemingly constantly being taken by someone who has bought her champagne.

Ozzy

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After a lengthy delay on my flight from Lisbon to Berlin, I finally arrived back in town and got settled into my hotel in Ost-Berlin. It's a nice hotel but is a bit of a ride from the main attractions over in West Berlin. This is complicated by the fact that the S-bahns are very limited and you can't really count on them at all. Thankfully the U-bahns are running as usual, so when I made my way to Artemis instead of getting off at Westkreuz S-bahn I instead had to take the U-bahn to Kaiserdamm and took a leisurely stroll south to the big ''A''.

Walked through the doors around 3PM and it was mellow as you would expect at that time. Was greeted by some of the regulars. Got showered up and toured the grounds. I blew off the first few ladies that approached me as is my usual MO. I must say that the quality of women could be better. I see much hotter women on the streets of Berlin than I typically see here for the past couple of years. Also, there isn´t much turn-over in the women. The same chicks are there practically every night .... so much for variety. Anyway - I got to talking to a petite Thai lady that I spoke with briefly on my last trip. She calls herself Inka and she made it a point to stress that she had a place to stay away from Artemis when she got off work. She has a nice little body and a very nice pair of bolt-ons. It took me a while to determine that they weren´t real. When went up to a room and had a good time for 30mins. Nothing especially noteworthy but decent. Almost GFE-like.

Afterwards I went to their little gym and worked out for a bit. Inka passed through and talked with me for a few minutes. She asked me to hangout with her in the sauna and talk. I declined ..... but in hindsight I think maybe I should have taken her up on the offer. Maybe we could have made other arrangements.

- DSK

After breaking a bit of a sweat I got showered up and relaxed down by the pool for about 45 minutes. I had been approached earlier by a blond Russian lady with short hair. She has a very nice bod (IMO), though a rather average face (the tie-breaker being that she is Russian). So when I found her later on hanging out at the bar I snagged her and we made a trip upstairs. Ella (her name) said that she used to be a gymnast and I can definitely believe that to be the case with her well formed body. I think that she is probably older than she looks - I never asked her age and don´t really care as long as a lady is attractive. I CAN tell you that her oral skills were top-notch. She could have finished me with her mouth and I would have been more than happy, but of course I opted to have some ''bumsen''. Should have stuck with the oral because she just didn't seem too animated. I've been privy to much better performances coming out of the former USSR. Then again maybe I needed to give my engine more time to recharge after having ''spritzed'' very recently. She is a nice lady and I may well go with her again. Maybe do a threesome with one of her friends as she had suggested.

When it was rounding about 9PM (how the time flys!). I wanted to go with at least one more lady before calling it a night. I spoke with the dark-skinned gal from Lithuania again: 1) She's always there. 2) I should go with her one of these days. However, another lady with long, dark hair caught my I. She was rather thin and though not really tall, she was taller than most of the women there. I eventually caught up with her a found out that she was from Sao Paulo, Brazil ... so obviously I had to break out my Portuguese and we had a nice chat both before and while were in one of the rooms. She was good at fellatio also and like many Brasilian ladies she did it with gusto. The sex was OK - not as good as I get when actually in Brasil, nothing Earth-shattering, but we had a pleasant time. She told me she wanted to visit me in America (Yikes!). I'm not into relationships nearly that serious. BTW- she called herself Kim.