Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Nah... rarely watch TV. No music, overdose on music due to other work I have, and Internet I'm on all the time.

Seriously, disco or all night clubs or such. Used to have a GF until last trip then we stopped that, have a girl who wants to be GF but I honestly don't sleep much so after shagging and such it's hard to find things to do and work is a complete bore that I can do that in my sleep, it's all politics and I just need to shop up and be on call a lot.

Agree with exercise but generally the room is shut down at those hours even asking them to open up is a hassle most the time and the pools are OK for a little swim but that gets old after a while. I enjoy BKK obviously just wondering if there is something out there for the late late nights or early early mornings that I haven't figured out yet. Looks like there isn't so far.

So thanks for the replies so far.[/QUOTE]Many options all night. Just stroll up or down Sukhumvit and sit down on one of many "family restaurants". You won't sit there long before someone will join you. If you prefer more options, taxi drivers will know where to bring you. You may try Spice Club with entrance from Parking level 1 under Ambassador between soi 11 and 13. Open from 11pm, free entrance until 1am. After that 300 bt including 2 drinks. Live band until 2am, thereafter DJ up to 6 in the morning. Lots of freelancers available, many hunting for a farlang "boyfriend". Late night/early morning after some drinks most are ready for some fun.

Other discos are available like Tunnel (Langsuan) Spicy (why all these spices? ), Boss, Lucky. Also some places in Patpong. And what about Arab Club at Grace hotel;. A very different experience.

Keep hunting!

Lee66, I fear that the condom-mania will continue whether thirty millions are hosting the HI virus or forty millions.

Regarding some other figures of more immediate import - the drinks prices in Bangkok shocked me! In most places it was 100 baht for a beer, and in some it was 120. This was enough to make me gag on the stuff (I dislike it anyway). Cokes were nearly as much in most places, though in some they remained 65 baht.

This provides another motivation to avoid bars - it is a huge ripoff to even sit in one. I did take a girl from a gogo in Soi Cowboy just for experiment's sake - alas I cannot remember the name of the gogo. What a waste - 500 baht bar fine plus 500 baht to get her out of my room after she failed to perform. The little thief refused blow job. Don't take girls from gogos in Soi Cowboy brother mongers. The kicker with those gogos is also worth noting - 90% of the girls aren't really any better looking than freelancers once you get them up close.

[QUOTE=Tit Luvr2]I am in Bangkok for 4 nights.

I would like to visit

1. Go-Go bars with full nudity and

2. Massage parlours

I will spend a lot if I can enjoy Bangkok

Where do I go for beautiful and good looking girls, exceptionally good sex/massage and safe and clean place

Please reccomend the BEST places irrespective of cost[/QUOTE]I do not wish to pay more than normal but I would like to visit the best places (irrespective of cost)

Mick, OTH, Giotto please advise.

Thanks

I need help from Senior Mongerers.

I am scheduled to be in Bangkok, later this month, with bag and baggage (With wife and kids) and am booked at Hotel Ambassador.

I am given to understand that at the Massage Parlour of the hotel, if one takes a normal massage, the girls do offer extras, is it true, has anyone any experience?

This will be the only solace for me, I look forward to be enlightened, thanks.

I arrived in Bangkok last night. I have read a lot of complaints about flights from the US all getting into Bangkok around 11 PM and that is not enough time to go out mongering (although it never stopped me). My Cathay Pacific flight from NY via Hong Kong arrived at 6:00 PM.

I sat in traffic, went to the hotel, and took a quick nap. I set the alarm for 90 minutes but must have hit the snooze bar. I jumped out of bed around 10:00 PM (It took me 10 minutes to figure out the time! This military time kills me. I know all i have to do is subtract 12 hours, but I still get messed up. I hope I am a better mongerer than mathematician).

I jumped into the shower and got to NP by 10:30, it's only 2 blocks from my hotel. I went to the 2nd floor and started sticking my head into the bars checking to see which ones had either a lot of girls or a lot of hot girls. I stopped at Rainbow 4, which seemed to be the biggest and had the best looking girls, IMHO. At least last night.

I had two beers and a real skinny girl caught my eye. But, I decided to part with tradition and try to find a pretty girl with a little more meat on her. Many of the girls were very attractive.

But, I still wanted to check NP out and see what else was going on. I hit most of the bars, bought a few beers here and there, and went back to Rainbow 4 to find my skinny girl. For me, it seems always to be true that the first one I like winds up being the one I wind up going back to.

However, she was not there. A German man sitting next to me had a funny remark. He said, "don't worry she will be back in 20 minutes" in a very Arnold Schwartzeneggeresque voice. He was right, she was back, but it was because they dance 5 songs at a time and she was off the stage for 5 songs. However, in the meantime, I gave the mamasan a few bucks and asked her to find me a "new" girl. Maybe I should have defined "new". The first girl she brought over had been there a year! I guess "new" is a relative term.

She was pretty, but her personality wasn't right for me. The same with the second girl. I told the mamasan not to worry about it and that I would find one on my own. She brought another little cutie over and this one was a good fit, no pun intended.

I asked her how much for LT. She said 4000 Baht. I said, "never mind" and started to look away. I then told her the most I would pay was 3000 baht and that she better make this a good night. She agreed, on one condition, that we go meet one of her friends for a drink because it was her birthday.

I figured, ok, I have read all the books on Thailand and knew they would expect me to pay for everything, but I figured, it was an experience and let's see what happened.

We hopped in a taxi and went to the disco at the Ambassador Hotel. I have never been there before. I could not believe the sign I read when I went in saying that it was open until 6 AM. I thought every closed at 2 AM. Learn something new every day.

We met her friend, who had a Thai guy friend and a farang guy with her. She was very nice and both guys were very nice. Turns out this girl has a hookup at the club and we barely pay for anything. 2 more of her friends show up at around 2:30 AM. How dumb am I? I look around and realize that this is just another meat market, but instead of dancing in bikinis and with a pole, they are dancing in their every day clothes on the dance floor. I figure I have to remember this place for late nights. There were a lot of independents as well as NP and Soi Cowboy girls there.

Of course one of her friends is hotter than she is. OK, 2 of her friends but who is counting. But this one girl looks like an American Indian. Beautiful.

But I digress...

So after we decide to take off, which happens to be after I lost my cell phone and didn't find it, she and one of her friends come back to my hotel for some food. I tried everything but I can't get her friend to stay. She has a boyfriend and he works in my hotel!

So my girl comes into bed and she has got a great, tight, little body with great nips. She is into the BJ but I talk her into it for a little bit. Definitely points against her. We shagged. We fell asleep. We shagged again an hour later. She is still in the bed. I am only 40, but I am here for 4 more nights. I hope she doesn't want to shag again! After all, I have to go out again tonight.

My plan for the evening is to either:

1) Check out Soi Cowboy (haven't been there in a while and things were a little tame at NP last night).

2) Go to Soprano House and figure out how much money I can waste on one of those model types. Please don't flame me. I already know this is a bad idea.

3) Go back to Rainbow 4, sneak in, pick up her American Indian looking friend, and run like hell before this little girl figures out that I bar fined one of her best friends!

Hopefully it will be an eventful evening and some fun will be had by all.

[QUOTE=Tit Luvr2]I do not wish to pay more than normal but I would like to visit the best places (irrespective of cost)

Mick, OTH, Giotto please advise.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Long gun,in Soi Cowboy has full nudity,and good rock music.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Lee66, I fear that the condom-mania will continue whether thirty millions are hosting the HI virus or forty millions.

Regarding some other figures of more immediate import - the drinks prices in Bangkok shocked me! In most places it was 100 baht for a beer, and in some it was 120. This was enough to make me gag on the stuff (I dislike it anyway). Cokes were nearly as much in most places, though in some they remained 65 baht.

This provides another motivation to avoid bars - it is a huge ripoff to even sit in one. I did take a girl from a gogo in Soi Cowboy just for experiment's sake - alas I cannot remember the name of the gogo. What a waste - 500 baht bar fine plus 500 baht to get her out of my room after she failed to perform. The little thief refused blow job. Don't take girls from gogos in Soi Cowboy brother mongers. The kicker with those gogos is also worth noting - 90% of the girls aren't really any better looking than freelancers once you get them up close.[/QUOTE]

Sounds familiar. The thing to do is always to spell out the details before you barfine. BBBJ and things like that. If she refuses to honor her end of the bargain you pay her nothing and tell her you want to get your barfine back from the place. Most of the time they'll change their tune. When they think you are weak they'll pull that shit over and over. No go home early, no school tomorrow, no need to go see baby crap. And no 1000B tips even if she does well, because it sets up a bad trip for the next monger.

Anybody who's frequently getting full service without protection in Bangkok should read this.

[url]http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/StickMarkII/BangkokPartyingWithoutAPartyHat.htm[/url]

3) Go back to Rainbow 4, sneak in, pick up her American Indian looking friend, and run like hell before this little girl figures out that I bar fined one of her best friends!

Juice guy. Your comment above is hilarious. They could care less (in fact they welcome it) if you barfined their friend.

These are P4P women, hello! They would gladly both do you at the same time. Separately or over and over again.

It isn't "you" they like. It's your "money."

Thanks for crushing my ego as it was just growing so quickly in Bangkok. I know, you are totally right.

Are you sure it's the money they want? I thought I could he my girl whisper I "love you" under hear breath. Actually, what she really said was "move your hand you're pulling my hair"! LOL

I get bored during the day in BKK, mostly because I am just lazy. So yesterday around 4 PM I decided to have a look around. What I really wanted was a great, non sexual, oil massage to make my body feel better.

I walked the area around my hotel and stumbled onto Annie's. I have been there before so I checked it out. I walked up the stairs and told any that I need a good western Swedish massage (none of that Thai massage with a stick!). She heloed me pick the girl, # 16, who was very good at massage.

You know the scene, first we take bath and she cleans me at every angle and every inch. Then she pulls you up so she can get to your member. Right there in the bath she gives me a BBBJ. And she is really good! I tell her she better stop or I going to come right now and won't have anything available for sex. She say "you cum twice". I said, "OK".

From there we go onto the bed. Good massage although she may have been one of those old former Soviet Union Olympics Female Wrestlers in a previous life. She was trying to stretch my bodies it hadn't been stretched in in years. But it was a great massage.

She starts back with the BBBJ and after about 10 minutes moves on top of me. We switch at some point and I take her from the back. She finishes me off again with the now all too familiar BBBJ. She achieves her missions. I achieve my mission.

I go back to the hotel, shower, take a nap (all that getting massaged stuff must've been harder work than I expected).

I went to NP to find my American Indian (see yesterday's post). First set of girls dances, no American Indian (her friend was not there either!). 2nd set of girls dance, no American Indian. I am already on my second beer. 3rd set she starts dancing and my bar stool is right above her. I smiled at her knowing that she would remember me from the disco the night before. She smiles back and clearly does not have the least memory of me from the night before. As psycholoigcal defense I start looking for every flaw in her body. Her skin is a little too dark. Her boobs are a little to small. Whatever I can think of. She was no longer perfect in my book!

I found the mamasan and asked her if 61 was availbale for LT. She brought her over. This girl was smoking hot with a tight body. We negotiated the deal, brought her back to the hotel, did the deed (for which she should be give some sort of gymnastic prize). She was really cool to hang out with. If she wasnt that hot I would nout be able to cum again, what would be my 5th time in the 24 hours since I arrived in Bangkok.

Her name is Gik and she was really worth it. I paid her 3000 Baht.

Cool chick.

Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Not sure what I am doing tonight, but if any fell monger brothers are here in BKK tonight and want to grab a beer, PM me and let me know how to contact you or what time to meet and where. I will buy the first round.

I spent the first 4 nights in Pattaya and had one girl per day - nothing compared to many of you. Then 6 nights in Bangkok with my buddy.

We stayed at Livingstone's Lodge and started at the three massage parlors on Sukhumvit Soi 33. Teen is in the name of two of them. We checked all 3. In the last, with a lineup of 10 girls, we both found nice lookers. B2500 total for an hour, full sex, with oil massage, including ball massage. My experience was good, but she spoke no English. Kind of makes it hard to enjoy the whole experience. Meanwhile, I heard my buddy and his girl laughing and joking in the next room. Her English was good, but he said the sex wasn't. I guess that's the problem with the fishbowl or lineup, as opposed to chatting and having a drink with them first. Can't really get a good read on them.

Next day we tried Annie's at 1 pm, but the line up was grim. Seven girls (women) most a little older. We both though that one of girls was do-able. Just then, the Westerner sitting at the bar selected her. We decided to pass. I've since heard that Annie's tends to have older (but more experienced women) and that 1pm is not a great time.

So we checked a couple of the open air bars on Soi 4. We both were very attracted to Moi, virtually at the same time. We tend to like the same girls, spinners and young. Moi looked both (although she turned out to be 34), good English, and very upbeat. Unfortunately, none of the girls in that bar were of the same caliber. We said we'd come back. We checked the other two bars nearby. As my buddy put it, we were both looking for a decent girl for the other guy.

At some point, I decided to let him have Moi, and I chose another girl. I was looking for short time and he was looking for long time, so I gave him Moi, the headliner. Guess I'm a pretty good wingman.

Mine was ok, but Moi turned out to be great. He spent the next 4 days with her. In retrospect, I think the next time I will probably skip the massage parlors, and try finding the long term gfe. I don't really like Long Time, but if it's over multiple days and there is some chemistry, it might be great. He found the chemistry, partly because she was just so easy to get along with and she liked serving him.

Moi is educated, speaks pretty good English, and worked in Burma in a forest conservation program. Somehow she crossed the wrong land owner or developer, which landed her in jail, or as she says, "The monkey house". I never could get that whole story quite straight.

Interesting side note: Moi owns her own home. She told me it cost B900,000 ($27,000). She put down B200,000 that she had saved from the job in Burma. The rest is financed over 30 years with a loan that is government subsidized or rate controlled ?? She pays B5000 per month. I didn't do the math, but it sounds typical of a home loan in the States.

Anyway, I'll try Soi Cowboy on my last night, with my buddy and Moi. He ends up the winner on this trip, as he found a great long term GFE. That will be my goal next time.

No cell phone for Moi, otherwise I would try to contact her on my next trip.

[QUOTE=Dboy]
Mine was ok, but Moi turned out to be great. He spent the next 4 days with her. In retrospect, I think the next time I will probably skip the massage parlors, and try finding the long term gfe. I don't really like Long Time, but if it's over multiple days and there is some chemistry, it might be great. He found the chemistry, partly because she was just so easy to get along with and she liked serving him.
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Anyway, I'll try Soi Cowboy on my last night, with my buddy and Moi. He ends up the winner on this trip, as he found a great long term GFE. That will be my goal next time.

No cell phone for Moi, otherwise I would try to contact her on my next trip.[/QUOTE]
Unlikely name "Moi" means pubic hair.

Does anybody know what time the shows starts? How much time is between each show?

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Unlikely name "Moi" means pubic hair.[/QUOTE]

Actually, Mick, Moi is a Thai nickname, but is pronounced differently than the word for pubic hair. Another common nickname is Jim or Jumjim. Jim pronounced in a certain way means pussy. Still another is Jue. Jue when pronounced like "Jew" means a baby boy's cock. There are lots of nicknames that are a minefield for the uninitiated.