KTV Charges : Rule-of-Dick
[QUOTE=Tamurlane26]Whilst on the subject of accountancy and having seen Panya's reports on the latest Teh Tarik Session perhaps he can share more relevant data with us all.
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Hi Brothers,
Since there have been a few PMs asking about charges at KTVs, let me try to provide some rates for general reference. As you may know, the local scene is dominated by Top Edge, the operating company that owns Superstar, Sapphire, Mercury, Crystal, Red Square (formerly Uptown aka Chinatown in a previous life) plus others in Malacca, JB, Penang, etc, etc.
The general rule-of-dick is to understand there are Happy Hours, that may start as early as 3.00pm in some places (but check whether the GROs arrive or not) until 9.00pm.
During Happy Hours, it cost just RM50 for a girl to "butterfly", i.e. she will float between a few rooms, so you may have her for about 20 minutes every hour. You can choose to "book" her to prevent her from floating, and pay RM250.
During Happy Hours, a BJ costs about RM150~RM200, and a FS about RM300~RM500, depending on how desperate the girl (and you) is. Generally, mama-san expects a tip of no less than RM50~RM100. All this can be added to the bill, and you can choose to pay by credit card. Note : Many NLs ask you for a little bit of cash, especially when you pay by credit card. Alot of them face heavy commitments, and look forward to having a little cash in their wallets from you.
After 9.00pm, the charges go up. Girls are charged by the hour, and it ranges between RM32~RM46 ++ per hour. BJs are charged at 12 hours, and FS are charged at a minimum of 20 hours. By the way, it's worthwhile to note that it's the same girls!
Places like Macau, Bintang Palace and President (DJ) are the same or more expensive.
So, better to fuck them before 9.00pm! ;)
Please don't ask me how much drinks costs, as it would depend on what brand you order.
Oh, you have to add-on about RM 30 per head for the tidbits and fruits that they serve.
If you don't have a bottle from a previous visit, try to spend at least 3 hours during Happy Hour; a recent outing with some brothers saw us arriving at about 8.00pm, due to traffic jam. There were 4 of us, and we ordered a bottle -- total damage was about RM1,750, and we stayed only about an hour since HH was up by 9.00pm and we didn't want to extend.
Other places in Cheras, Old Klang Road, SS2, Puchong, etc. would generally be much cheaper.
Best,
Panya
KTV and what not to do !~!
One should always take fellow mongers to the KTV and not go solo as the temptation is then to take the shots as they come ! Literally
Went off the rails the other day as twice in one week visited a nice relaxed KTV in an old building - the joy of this one is as you ride up the lift you can have a view of the police station that sits next door !
Anyway to cut a long story short after having realised that Bukit Aman's activities in Kuching had led to my favourite Pinoy putting on too much weight - nothing worse than trying to put the hand down and have to ride the crest of a white wave to get to the home base. Such a miserable experience so what to do ?
Easy answer take the early flight back to KL check into a neighbbouring hotel and head straight to the Karaoke. Now pricing does not seem a major issue when the brain has been switched off so into the room alone we went ! Favourite lady came in and seemed genuinely glad to see me - this is the art of good GRO - never mind what he looks like just be nice and he may book you ! This from the expert lady who has been in this joint for the past 6 years and still is hot to trot.
Now I have to confess that the normal practice of closing the blind and rooting in a karaoke room is not my normal activity. However when she was the one who closed the door and revealed the tight g-string - well one felt that it was only kind to oblige. What a pleasure it was - having recently returned from Indonesia where I have to say the size of the breasts was on the low side - and this had been repeated in Philippines - it was time for some nice local papaya and they did not disappoint. Nicely rounded and succulent nipples to boot this was heaven and when she revealed a sweet mound I am afraid that the abalone was too nice to give a miss.
Mind you it did feel like being a schoolboy rooting on a sofa with your trousers round the ankles !
Now round one was nice and as we were the only ones in the room and conveniently the karaoke machine broke down a second time there was only one thing for it and that was a repeat performance. Initiated I hasten to add by the young lady - this time writhing in pleasure and asking for her pussy to be licked again. This was only started because she said she enjoyed the first round as normally her boyfriend is not into this type of practice - more fool him and thank you to him also for allowing me the pleasure ! Sadly I have to confess that my performance did not match the necessary - what a time to lose the local pep up pill which would have had her rooted to the spot. How it came to be missing is anyones guess but then again that would be another story !
After two rounds the only thing left to do was disappear into the lift minus the wedge of dosh paid to secure the services of said young lady - and the need to quickly get some work back on track in order to cover the national deficit created in such an adventure.
This is where I need the assistance of Panya et al as clearly am missing a trick in my Karaoke activities. Or shall I merely wait until my partner comes across from the East and convince him - if that is ever necessary - that a night in KL would not be complete without the nasi lemak. As last time we partook of KT it seems only fair that we change the diet and move across to the opposite delicacy - mind you how you can get nasi lemak with abalone is a mystery to me and will look forward to the wittiest answer.
Until the next time keep it up ! Or in the case of Tonsil Basher keep it swallowed
What Not To Do In A KTV ...
[QUOTE=Tamurlane26]... One should always take fellow mongers to the KTV and not go solo as the temptation is then to take the shots as they come !
... Sadly I have to confess that my performance did not match the necessary [/QUOTE]
Hi Brother Tamurlane,
You are doing yourself an injustice -- your KTV sojourn was a delightful read and your experience depicted that you were very level-headed and in control of the night … compared to me, that is.
Woe on me, here’s what happened last night at the KTV:
6.00pm – 9.30pm <2 pax : Booked the girls to prevent them from butterfly.>
Mineral Water x4 RM 40.00
Fruits Set x1 RM 42.00
Salem x1 RM 9.00
Room VIP 6 RM 250.00
ITEM (%) DISCOUNT 50% RM -125.00
Girl #1 RM 300.00
Girl #2 RM 300.00
Open Food RM 36.00
Mic Cover RM 2.00
SUB-TOTAL RM 854.00
Service Charge 10% RM 85.20
Government Tax 5% RM 36.45
PLEASE PAY RM 975.65
Mama-san’s tips RM 159.00
Total RM 1,134.65
*** THANK YOU *** PLEASE COME AGAIN ***
I was entertaining a Japanese client who could only make it during Happy Hour, and I went to this KTV to follow-up on a GRO that I was lusting after (my last HH outing with some ISG brothers).
Unfortunately, I drank too much and got very high, and she got very high and horny. So, I asked the mama-san – HOW MUCH ???!!!! She informed that as this gal does not normally work during HH, and considered top AAA grade (it’s true!), it would be “after HH rate” of RM1,000 plus 10 hours (i.e. additional RM500).
I balked at the price, and luckily, I had my client with me, so no go. As the time neared 9.00pm, additional amounts of liquor was consumed, and I was really sloshed ... I lost control.
Managed to send my client off to the elevator lobby since he had another meeting to go to, saying that I needed to carry on. MISTAKE #1 : Should have left with him.
Mama-san informed me that my girl is already reserved for the night, BUT her customer normally arrives at about 10.30pm; so, I was very welcome to continue sitting with her. MISTAKE #2 : I did.
Finally, I left at 2.00am, had the whole deal, BUT could not raise an erection, managed a semi-stiff penetration that lasted …1 .. 2 .. 3 .. 4 .. seconds, and settled for a CIM.
By the way, they placed a curtain over the glass door, and we were both stark naked in the room, with one of the waiters standing guard outside. I couldn’t relax at all, as I had visions of JAIS bursting through the door armed with a videocam. I blamed this for being unable to raise a hard-on, and decided to adjourn with her to the bathroom, where I could at least lock the door.
I don’t think I want to share the amount I paid for the 2nd round; suffice to say that it did feel like the national deficit (I really know what you mean!!), and I got charged another RM 2.00 for the same “Mic Cover” !!
Alas, what we all know about “what-not-to-do-in-a-KTV-the-morning-after” could fill volumes; but then again, would it be empty pages? Welcome to the club, bro!!
Best,
Panya