Fifty for Sixty was Not-On!
Now this could have been Australia's cricket score at the SCG but it wasn't.
It was New Year's morning I was fully restored and rested from a good night's sleep and in bed well before the countdown. I went for my usual morning run and exercise in the park which naturally raises testosterone and libido levels so was feeling rather peachy and thought some late morning fun and action would set the pace for the New Year. The early bird catching the worm went through my mind so went off to my new found discovery to find a sign closed for renovations (painting the reception) damit! I'll drop in nearby to Pings at North Richmond and followit up with a nice bowl of Vietnamese beef Pho. What a way to go I thought. I approached Pings (north-side) and noticed a stream of blokes like never before young and old farts mixed; even a women beat that, it was like half of Melbourne was there with standing room only. A familiar looking tall Chinese women asked 'Massage' Yipp! But no Fifty for Sixty today she said and announced extras only and gestured a handi or wankie-wankie and jiggy-jiggi and did the Elvis impersonation with her hips. That's right; the place was that busy that the girls were only doing unconditional half-hour service with extras as a certainty. Not my cuppa I thought and told her so I'll leave that one for the desperados and walked; besides I would rather save my bullets for something better. I'm sure it would be no different to expecting good service and good cuisine at China town during Chinese New Year.
Hope you all have a habby and Safe New Year.
Lotus.
CBD Asian Indepentant Girl Andelina on Locanto
Irl advertises as 21yo with GFE experience, affectionate, passionate etc "toned" size 12.
Rate incall $120 / hr bargain?
Headed over to the Southern Cross Hotel on Spencer. Dump.
Went to the texted room.
She opens the door and I am already hesitating, but still go in. Heck even if I settle for a one hour long BBBJ then, like, * whatever.
She grins, and there's something on her teeth, like a portwine stain. She's got a playsuit on and after I part with the cash, the playsuit evaporates and she naked, and I haven't even got my shoes off.
Damn she fat. The rolls have rolls.
She coughs, and I ask if she's got the flu. She says no, she just had a cold drink.
On the bed face down and get a very poor massage. Five minutes and it's the flip and straight for the BBBJ. She's actually pretty good at it, but not brilliant.
I start with some finger probing and she spinning round for DATY without me prompting.
Meh. That's one nasty gash. Highly offensive smell and ghastly taste. Soon enough it's CIM and it all gets hoovered up.
Throughout she's be coughing on and off. She's got the flu, lucky I didn't DFK.
Anyway, for the past week I have had a very sore throat that comes and goes. Not sure what it is yet but it wasn't there before.
Would I return? Hell no
Locating mythical creatures can be tricky.
[QUOTE=Iffarrukh; 1514042]Would you be able to share the location of Nancy?
Thanks[/QUOTE]Try 116 Geelong Road aka 116 Princes Hwy. Around the corner is Pandus Indonesian Restaurant. Opposite is Home Timber And Hardware. Also opposite is Plough Hotel.
The shop your looking for is called Young Asian Massage and has one of those flashing open signs we all love so much. And the shop is in between a secondhand furniture store and an op-shop, which has a funeral tomestone store next to it right on the corner.
Review of 486 High Street, Northcote
As I drove away from my visit to the massage shop at 486 High Street, Northcote I came to the conclusion that it was not entirely a wasted experience because it gave the sensible part of myself another opportunity to remind me that mongering is a pretty worthless activity after all. I mean if it was as good as I sometimes imagine to myself then I would surely have ended up panhandling along some street in the CBD, collecting nickels and dimes for my next visit. Anyhow, on to the review.
When this place first opened a couple of years ago, it was one of the very best places to visit. I am sad to report it's not the same place anymore.
The massage lady I was offered was in her 40s and ugly. I should have left at that point, but she had big breasts and I was just dying for some pleasure. Anyhow like the idiot I am, I handed over my seventy dollars and lay on the table. She hands me some antiseptic gel for my hands and watches while I rub it on. Then she massages me for a few minutes. It was that lazy poking massage that says actually I don't give a damn about this and I'm just going through the motions. After that she tells me to turn over. She gets an antiseptic wipe for my dick and spends about a minute giving it a good clean. Anyhow she sploshes about half a cup of baby oil on me and she begins jerking me off. After about five minutes (no exaggeration) she starts to get grumpy that I haven't come yet. She starts to complain to me that it's taking too long. I ignore her. You have to be joking, I think to myself. But she keeps pestering me to come. My old fellow had completely lost interest in the experience by this time. So at the ten minute mark, I just get up and I tell her that I've had enough. She starts apologising and telling me to come back. I ignore her and get dressed. I go and tell the manager that this was a complete disgrace. I paid seventy dollars for thirty minutes and after ten minutes she is wanting me to finish up. I tell him that the massage lady is rude and unpleasant. He offers to give me a partial refund but I tell him that I don't want his money. He keeps offering me twenty dollars and so I take it and leave. He asks me as I leave,"You're happy now?" "Yeah, right."
Needless to say, this place is not recommended to members and I would never return to it again in the future.
As an aside, I am pretty sure that the massage shop at 721 High Street, Northcote has closed. This place has been on the decline for some time. The last time I visited someone had written a note on a paper bag and stuck it up on the inside of the glass door: "This is not a brothel". In its prime, this place was a great place to visit. It offered nude massages with happy endings for seventy dollars. Generally the Asian massage ladies who worked there affectionate, young and sweet. I have many happy memories of the place.
There was also another Vietnamese massage shop located somewhere around 361 High Street. I forget the exact address. This has closed too. It was not as good as the shop at 721 High Street but it was worth visiting. I am sorry to see this place closed as well. I don't get over to High Street very often and so I am only reporting the closure of these two shops to let members know that they have gone.
