Pattaya Reports

If you have private medical you can get refund of $50 per scrip, but if not the next best thing is take the extra cost of a trip to Cambodia, by TG (Thai Airways) it is not that much more with a stop both ways in Bangkok. You only need stay one day and you can buy VeeTab in the pharmacies there for USD$4. 30 for 10 of 50mg pills. They are made in India for a one time Australian compnay, been using for about 5 years now, they are good, and at 50c a night, anybody can go wild.

Hi Guys.

I have only just started using Viagra and while I was able to get a prescription here in Australia, it ended up costing me $20 per tab as opposed to $2 if I had been a war vet (though I am not sure that getting shot at is worth the discount!)

Are generic versions available in Pattaya. Are they effective? Any particular pharmacies to go to? What sort of cost?

Thanks for any info you can give me. Searched the forum but can't find anything specific but apologies if I have missed something on this.

Cheers,

Bubba.

[QUOTE=N Parky;1140310]Maybe just a place for newbies.[/QUOTE]Plenty of DD regulars are anything but newbies. But there's been a lot of turnover in their girls lately and you need to pick carefully. Plus the best few girls tend to be largely booked up these days. So it's not quite the recommendation it used to be, but it's still possible to have a great session there.

[quote=azndevilus; 1140138]so i got here few days ago and staying at the ph. first night there i can't wait to see the place and went to the kitten club. i bf this short little lady named wow, she is a great kisser and very very wet. but later i found she is in the red so i sent her home paying her 1500 and found the bed to be stained.

2nd night, went to kc again, got this girl claiming to be fon. she knows almost no english at all and my biggest mistake is that i didn't wait around and take a better look at her body. her stomache is like all wrinkled, maybe from pregnancy or surgery getting out her fat, etc. but the worst thing is that she is as dry as the dessert no matter what i do. sent her on the way paying her 1000. then i got dar later that night from dd, and wow! she is great! according to the website, she does all except [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] in mouth, not that i care, but according to her, she will do it if customer ask, hence dar, ning and rain is the all checks. dar is good especially if you're not the talkative type, she will have no problem keeping the conversation. and according to her review, she got rating that is a 8, because the guy said she won't shut her mouth. lol.

then last night went to kc again because i want to finish up my free champagne. boy, owhat a mistake, i was totally wasted. i sat there 2 hours taking a better look at all the girls they have to offer and at the end, bfed nik, she have a great toned slim body. only complain i have is that she is not as wet as i wanted, but at least wet, lol. have to use some lubes and its no problem. anyway, kc have 15 girls hired and 30 ladyboys from obsession, but its all the same place anyway. anyway, beginning tonight, i'm going to explore some other places. any recommendations? discos, clubs, bars, etc? [/quote]how is the pussey in the dessert? found any wet to your too your liking lately? stick around for a few days and the one time of the year when you are guaranteed wet pussey. song kran.

I spent 10 days or so in Pattaya for no particular reason as it seems my destiny is more about Phuket, where I'm now.

But, certain things are easier in Pattaya and the experience was good overall.

My recommendation is always the same, hit the discos early enough for the best lookers, or late for the best deals, hit the streets (will never forget the 10 I picked-up once and could not fuck), hit beach road if you like too. My disco girls where good and funny to be with. It was memorable to tell the bouncer that he was half gay and fuck off when he grabbed my butts (thing that he actually did).

But the best sex I had with a beach road girl that I've been banging 3 or 4 days in a row. Wish I could remember her name, she kind of stays around soi 11 (or 13? By the 7-11). She has almost ladybody looks, but looking closely she's just a pretty Thai face with strong body. Not tick, not fat. Good English the funny thing is that refuses to learn any written form consequently can't text. Has kind of strong attitude but without ever being disrespectful or unplesant. Totally uninterested in staying overnight, but long hours of strong fuck or just hanging out were OK anyway. She wanted 500 a pop, in the end she got less (but many pops!)

Here's the negative parts, that would have been easily avoidable by engaging brain:

- Fucked up skinny dark girl from 2nd road late at night, fucked up teeth, strange attitude, horrible sex, gave a lot of bad signals that I ignored, treated her well, let her sleep with me, on her way out she lifts my $50 cellphone. Consequently, I have a $20 new one now.

- My 3rd traffic ticket (no helmet) in the middle of 2nd road when it was dark already. Don't these pigs go get drunk at that time? Left home D / L and unpaid ticket, they can swipe it on their fat asses, rather I'll get a dup once back home.

In a certain way, can't beat Pattaya!

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1140458]I was standing in front of Tukcom the other day. There were two motorbikes in the no parking zone which the cops had chained together. A few minutes later a motorbike taxi guy walked up. One of the bikes was his. The cop politely unchained it for him and chained the other one by itself. That same day another monger got a ticket for stopping past the line at a traffic signal. Those guys are something else.[/QUOTE]We must have been in the same location since I remember those two bikes? Around a month ago I went to the Soi Baukhao market and parked across from Tukcom since there were cars and motorbikes parked there. I didn't pay attention to the sign and the time but a hour later I came back and the first thing I noticed that all the cars and bikes were gone. I was thinking shit? But then I saw my bike the only one left, turn sideways into the sidewalk. I was lucky no chain no ticket!

Just yesterday had my kid and his friend on the bike going down Siam Country, right at the railroad tracks they were doing a road check. Cops everywhere and they pull me over. I was thinking the most they could get me for was that I was short a helmet. As I slow down the cop look and saw that I was a family man with two young kids and wave me off. Lucky again but the few Farangs weren't.

You're right! Outright discrimination which equals $$$$ to Thai cop

It's good to see you are still doing your thing in Thailand Mr Enternational it was a pleasure to meet you once again and hang with you an, ISG legend in my book. I will be back in June for 3 weeks and I can't wait to return to LOS!

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1138222]Met this chick in the disco last night. 1.70m 60kg. Not usually my type but she approached me. 23 year old university student / receptionist from Bangkok. She has a break from school until after Songkran. No kids. Knew absolutely nothing about Pattaya. She was with her sister who owns a hair salon here. As usual no money discussed. I got her back to the crib and saw she had the pussy hole of a horse. It was literally the biggest I have ever seen. I shouted out Hello, into her pussy thinking I would hear an echo. Instead, somebody yelled back,"Damn the greetings. Get me the fuck out of here."

Fucking her I could not feel a damn thing. She was moaning and groaning and I told her there is absolutely no way you feel that as big as your pussy is. She claimed she was loving it though. I asked her where she got it from. She said it was original from her mom and dad. I told her to take that shit back and trade it for a smaller model. I decided to bring out the big guns for this one. She was totally flexible and able to put her legs behind her head. I left the usual 1000 baht in the usual place. It's 2:30pm. She just left and said she hopes to hear from me soon. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1140872]Cops everywhere and they pull me over. I was thinking the most they could get me for was that I was short a helmet. As I slow down the cop look and saw that I was a family man with two young kids and wave me off. Lucky again but the few Farangs weren't. - - You're right! Outright discrimination which equals $$$$ to Thai cop[/QUOTE]Just "Mr. Money" at it again. Too bad they don't do much else. What a joke!

The two cops in the attached picture were stopping motorbikes on the highway south of Jomtien. They gave my GF a ticket for no MC license endorsement. She tried to give the cop 200 baht but he would not take it. Later, she just tore up the ticket. So much for the law in Thailand.

Funny thing, these two said to me, "no photo, no photo! Illegal to take photos of Police Thai." Just a crock of bullshit.

[QUOTE=Fon Tok;1140970]...Funny thing, these two said to me, "no photo, no photo! Illegal to take photos of Police Thai." Just a crock of bullshit.[/QUOTE]Hell, the same is true in the good old USA, where photo's of cops being bad will get your camera smashed and your face beaten.

No idea how I only just discovered this forum yesterday. Spent hours reading it, some great info and excellent reports.

Heading to Pattaya in just over 2 weeks, only staying 8 days. Its my fourth visit to Thailand and 3rd time in Pattaya.

Staying in the Areca Lodge as we did last time, incredibly I've not been to Devils Den despite it being so close to the hotel, we kind of ignored that LK Metro area for some reason. Going to check out Mixx nightclub too as we used Insomnia for picking up girls with some mixed results.

Will probably be the same format as last time, Soi 6 through the day, Soi's 7 or 8 bars in the evening then on to Walking Street.

Looking forward to it and looking forward to sharing some interesting reports.

[QUOTE=Fon Tok; 1140970]Just "Mr. Money" at it again. Too bad they don't do much else. What a joke!

The two cops in the attached picture were stopping motorbikes on the highway south of Jomtien. They gave my GF a ticket for no MC license endorsement. She tried to give the cop 200 baht but he would not take it. Later, she just tore up the ticket. So much for the law in Thailand.

Funny thing, these two said to me,"no photo, no photo! Illegal to take photos of Police Thai." Just a crock of bullshit. [/QUOTE]Last year after 10 years I got busted for going down the Soi in the wrong direction at 11pm at night. I couldn't believe it that a cop would be hiding under a tree on Soi 5, Central at that time. He spoke Thai thinking I was Thai, once he new I wasn't he said " you go to Soi 9, but long wait I can take care of it for you but it's 600 baht " I was playing around and show him I only had 180 baht. He took my International license which I don't really need and said you can pay tomorrow. I was thinking what if I just didn't show up to pay the ticket and just let them have the Internaitional license. What kind of system do they really have to track down people?

Thereafter I went down to Soi. 9, it was empty I told the Tourist police what happen and ask them how much was the ticket they said 400 baht for going down wrong way. It was on the board but in Thai. Next morning I went down to pay and first window I gave them the ticket and the kind told me 600 baht. I said to him sign says 400 baht. He laughed and said that isn't the infracting? I paid 600 baht moved to next window and they actually had me down in the computer and after I showed him I paid he gave me back my license. So they do keep track but do they have the time to come after you if you throw the ticket away?

Not sure but don't want to find out? May the kids go back to school and tuition is due so they will be out in force that month?

LBM

LBM, they can't do a thing about unpaid tickets, that's why they either take your keys or D / L (that is probably illegal, but who are you to argue). Not even civilized countries follow up with traffic fines to non-national, go figure here.

Also I got a wrong direction ticket on Soi 12 last year. The pig was standing on the corner for that exact reason.

So that is a good move, to have some disposable ID, or a copy of the bike's keys to recover it after he leaves the spot. I would rather give 600 Baths to pretty much anybody except to them. Because you think they will be on the right side if anything ever happens to you?

Last year a LB slit the throat of an expat here in Patong with a broken bottle. The guy, 28 yrs old died within hours. The pigs arrested the killer, but he was released the following day and to my knowledge, is and will remain free.

[QUOTE=Daddy07;1140975]Hell, the same is true in the good old USA, where photo's of cops being bad will get your camera smashed and your face beaten.[/QUOTE]Thanks heaven sometime there is someone able to hide the camera or cellphone so the pigs can eventually progress their career as van drivers or something.

[QUOTE=New Old Guy; 1141035]LBM, they can't do a thing about unpaid tickets, that's why they either take your keys or D / L (that is probably illegal, but who are you to argue). Not even civilized countries follow up with traffic fines to non-national, go figure here.

Also I got a wrong direction ticket on Soi 12 last year. The pig was standing on the corner for that exact reason.

So that is a good move, to have some disposable I'd, or a copy of the bike's keys to recover it after he leaves the spot. I wold rather give 600 Baths to pretty much anybody except to them. Because you think they will be on the right side if anything ever happens to you?

Last year a LB slit the throat of an expat here in Patong with a broken bottle. The guy. 28 yrs old died within hours. The pigs arrested the killer, but he was released the following day and to my knowledge, is and will remain free. [/QUOTE]I was thinking something on the same line but I was willing to shell out the money just to get the answer. Now with my International driving license if they had any brains could easily forward my name to Immigration and if they did would easily located my address. Then as you know shit could hit the fan just to get me for more money to blackmail me on my immigration status. As with a Thai, you can't squeeze juice out of a dry lemon which is one of my favorite line use here.

Sorry about your friend same happen in Pattaya, I was taking some language classes and found out recently my classmate was knifed in the back and killed by a LB, they arrested him / her and let him / her go!

[quote=new old guy; 1141035]not even civilized countries follow up with traffic fines to non-national, go figure here.
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a few years ago, i was in a rental car in southern france, and went through a speed trap. they sent the ticket to the rental company which just charged my credit card.

oh, sorry, you were talking about civilised countries. my mistake. carry on. :d

[quote=1ball;1141246]a few years ago, i was in a rental car in southern france, and went through a speed trap. they sent the ticket to the rental company which just charged my credit card.

oh, sorry, you were talking about civilised countries. my mistake. carry on. :d[/quote]

555! a similar thing happened to a french friend of mine a few years ago in the united states. it was not a speeding ticket, but a ticket for a parking violation. the us rental company just charged his credit card too.

as it seems, there is more than only one "uncivilized country" in this world! ;)