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Hey guys,

I was just wondering if anyone knows of any cheap (under R100) Termas or Massage parlors in the Copacabana area. I've been quite a lot, but only found one the first time I went in 2006. It was cheap as fuck, with decent enough girls for a quick 11am shag. I've only heard of ones in the Centro and Tijuca recently, but can't be arsed jumping in a taxi both directions, or getting the bus. If not, is it better to get an escort from a cheaper agency? Or Freelance? It's been a while since I did any mongering in Rio. But back there in 2 weeks, so though I might do a bit. For old times sake.

[QUOTE=Bretto; 1192020]Hey guys,

I was just wondering if anyone knows of any cheap (under R100) Termas or Massage parlors in the Copacabana area. I've been quite a lot, but only found one the first time I went in 2006. It was cheap as fuck, with decent enough girls for a quick 11am shag. I've only heard of ones in the Centro and Tijuca recently, but can't be arsed jumping in a taxi both directions, or getting the bus. If not, is it better to get an escort from a cheaper agency? Or Freelance? It's been a while since I did any mongering in Rio. But back there in 2 weeks, so though I might do a bit. For old times sake.[/QUOTE]No need to take a taxi or the bus. The Rio subway system is terrifically safe, easy, and inexpensive. Exit at Cinelandia or Uruguaiana and you right in centro monger heaven.

[QUOTE=Euro100;1192126]No need to take a taxi or the bus. The Rio subway system is terrifically safe, easy, and inexpensive. Exit at Cinelandia or Uruguaiana and you right in centro monger heaven.[/QUOTE]Or the Carioca stop, which is between the above mentioned.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1191989]"vague and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot exist. A turning towards the past or towards the future"[/QUOTE]Saudades. The most interesting man in the world.

Agora eu sou carioca.

[QUOTE=Bretto; 1192020]Hey guys,

I was just wondering if anyone knows of any cheap (under R100) Termas or Massage parlors in the Copacabana area.[/QUOTE]Copa Economy Options:

Copa Massagem – rua Tonelero. 169 – 2547-0778 (R$100)

[url]www.copamassagem.com.br[/url]

Cris Massagem – rua N. S. De Copacabana. 700 –2255-3769 (R$50. 100)

[url]www.crismassagem.com[/url]

Eden Spa – rua N. S. De Copacabana. 73 – 2295-9017 (R$80 ++)

[url]www.edenmassagem.com[/url]

Azulzinho – rua Sigueira Campos. 22 – 3908-2074 (R$50. 100)

Clinica Saint Honore – rua Djalma Ulrich. 163 – 2523-8785 (R$50 – 150)

Avenida Nossa Senhora de Copacabana. 583 (R$50 +)

[quote=puta playa;1191965], and then hopefully people don't judge me. in the world of 'perversion' this sport has worst acceptance than glbt. trannies are better accepted in society than scuzzy ho mongers. there is ru paul, there is no celebrity high volume ho monger.except maybe berlusconi. lol. i consider mongering a form of sexual orientation. we definitely do things that are outside most normal boundaries. not just from a moral perspective, but moreso from a safety perspective. it takes a different mindset, therefore may be a different orientation. like straight/homonger! .[/quote]you know i never thought about this but this is so true. and every time johns and prostitution comes up in a discussion with whitebread there are always concerns about the exploitation of woman, trafficing, **** prostitutes etc. i never hear one of these whitebreads concerned about the poor slob john that is an addict. or the john that has to pay for it or go home and yank it (can't get laid without money). or the poor slob that spends a weeks hard earned wages in in two hours. nor do i ever hear about the spoiled greedy **** that wants to wear gucci so she rents her body (nothing to do with trafficing or **** blah blah blah. just a greedy ****). i'm sick and tired of being the bad guy. there was a discussion on a web site in canada about making prostitution illegal and the woman were against legalized prostitution for varoius reasons. one woman said that if men are just allowed to go out and pay for sex then they won't have to try as hard. wtf i am thinking? the woman in north america want to emasculate men.

[quote=puta playa;1191965], how many 'normal' guys would stand in a line waiting to take sloppies off of someone else? or kiss a girl that just blew some other guy like 30 minutes before. essentially that is what is happening in places like termas. but we have the ability to tune that out, or not care.[/quote]haven't you heard of the 30 minute rule? if she showers and hasn't had a dick in her in the last 30 minutes you can eat her.

[quote=puta playa;1191965], i like your poem. some might think it is goofy, and it may feel goofy, but i disagree. it is good that you are enjoying the sport to this extent to write a poem. keep the appreciation! you experience a world that your neighbor only dreams about as whacking off or something.[/quote]hey thanks man. i actually got a couple of pms about the poem "gdps" and someone entered the "the charges that hungry has made" as a report of distinction. you know i have never written a poem in my life about anything prior to this last visit? i find inspiration in the putario. this is art and the bed is my canvas. unfortunately (maybe fortunately for me and everyone else) they won't let me video tape in the cabine so i decided i would write poetry. some day i would like to make love in wet paint and use a canvas as a bed sheet. no forget that. this is silly but i was truely moved by bia and i loved 4x4 and i had a ball at both places. i also had a mind blowing 3-sum in ba that was like a close encounter of the third kind . no kidding, at the begaining of the night i couldn't understand 1 word they were saying but after 2 + hours of straight sex i understood the two girls perfectly. someone explain how this is possible? i fucked a girl who was barely 18 and i had an absolute 10 in santa catarina and i visted the red light district etc.....i love to travel to exotic places and meet interesting people and fuck them.

[quote=slimholedrill;1191960]this is too funny. as we all know, you can go for weeks, months, years in rio without ever thinking of fucking fertilizer. your neighbor probably wants to get into a contest with you and the others on the block for who has the greenest grass. but seriously, you are entering very dangerous territory. your discontent can begin to show itself in ways so subtle that you don't even notice it, but your wife and friends may. have a few drinks with the friends, you may find yourself somewhat defending what they think is disgusting and immoral, but of course, you know better. good luck with the dual life,[/quote]you are so correct. it is already happening. my s. o. wants to come with me and i am thinking of taking her just so people will thing that hungry just likes the people and the culture the restaurants and the sight seeing. seriously i really want to see the jesus and sugerloaf but there is no way i am going to do this without my so. i would be too busy chasing pussy. i have traveled all over the world and so far all i have seen is putarias and ***** houses.

[quote=slimholedrill;1191960]now, if you really want to be in danger of going off the reservation, try a dupla with bia and her cousin paola. that would probably be enough. you would go home, divorce the wife, stuff the fertilizer spreader up your neighbor's ass, leave for brazil and never be heard of again. and now there is an ever higher level that neither i, nor anyone i know has yet achieved: now bia's sister also is at l'uomo. so you could have two sisters and a cousin all at the same time. when little sis started to work there, i asked bia when would mama be coming in and she almost fell on the floor laughing.[/quote]next trip i hope.

[quote=lorenzo;1191852]we are a breed apart; that's all i can say. civilians will never understand."some men march to the beat of a different drummer"-thoreau. vive la differance![/quote]this is true.

[quote=patmarbeleza1;1191837]yes, fucking a is exactly right. i have heard that so often from my married friends,"in 2 weeks, you get more than i do in a year."[/quote]exactly. this is a years worth of married pussy at least. maybe a year and 1/4. how many of us watch our wives go out the door looking hot as hell and 2 minutes after she comes home she is in sweats. anyone remember the redd foxx routine where he brings a woman home and she undresses and throws her sexy underwear, lingerie, wig and stocking and heels on the couch and then jumps in the bed? redd foxx jumped on the couch with all the good stuff!

[QUOTE=Hungrystud101;1191461]I was there two weeks ago and entered at 9PM. It was 50R$ Entrance fee and 200R$ for the girl. Drinks were reasonable except the Vodka and Headbull the dnacers are all trying to order these days.[/QUOTE]I was there tonight August 30. It was R$50 entrada and R$220 for 1 hour in a standard room.

By the way, Fany (Fanny?) is back. And in general I would say the talent is better than a month or two ago. In fact, better than MC and 65 right now.

So you're paying R$270 for an hour (if you don't take a girl before 5pm when they waive the entrada). Which is about R$100+ cheaper than MC or 65 or Luomo. And the talent's a bit better at 4x4 now too.

My issue is always the boate. It's just not my scene. Too crowded with too many drunk macho brazilian guys (robes down to their waists) , shitty seats. At this point someone always brings up the boate in the back that is quieter, except now it is a smoking room which also sucks. If you like that vibe. 4x4 is great. Is it worth paying R$100+ more for a nicer boate and nicer rooms? Some would say no. In fact, probably many. To each his own. *shrug*

By the way, went into 502 at 6pm. Totally dead. Very few girls and no guys. I was #28. Spent about 2 minutes inside, left. R$20 burned but worth a look. Some girls were still turning up so it might be a bit better later at night. Of course Thurs/Friday this week is payday (generally 5th, advanced when 5th hits a weekend) so it could get busier again.

[QUOTE=Hungrystud101;1192188]You know I never thought about this but this is so true. And every time Johns and Prostitution comes up in a discussion with whitebread there are always concerns about the exploitation of woman. I never hear one of these whitebreads concerned about the poor slob John that is an addict.[/QUOTE]How many times does this conversation come up with those people that you speak of? Maybe they have figured out you are not a civilian, if you talk about this and then went to Brasil. What are the consequences of being 'outed'? If you can get outed without tremendous loss, it would be like freedom, to do whatever you want. Go to Brasil whenever you want..

Funny thing is. People here will try to pass the same whitebread judgement, an accuse a guy of this thing called 'exploitation' Two trips to Manila recently, posted here out of goodwill toward others, and both times people accused me of exploiting hookers. Been called 'not a man' 'insensitive idiot' etc. Now today a guy is wanting me to call him, so he can verbally straighten me out. Just one of the moral animals in the zoo of ISG? rsrs.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1192252]How many times does this conversation come up with those people that you speak of?.[/QUOTE]Not a lot. If prostitution comes up and the conversation turns to those poor exploited woman that are being pimped against their will I may say something such as this is a stereotype and I saw a documentry about girls out to make quick cash. I also will refer to a documentry where girls are having sex in Japan for money so they can buy designor crap. They don't want to work hard for it when they can sleep with a guy one time and buy all the designor crap to get them through the week / month. The girls can make a load of cash or they can flip burgers for minimum wage. I may say it is no ones business what two consenting adults do and I do not want my 50K a year in taxes to pay for cops to police it. They should be out catching bad guys. I do tell the girls that they should have a plan B and if they are not investing / saving 33%-50% they are fools because the years that they can do this are limited.

But as a general topic I think all vice should be legal and that includes prostitution. If drugs were legal this nonesense at the US-Mexican boarder would be over tomorrow. It is the North American Do Gooder, the Aunt Bees and the ladies at the woman's auxillary of the world that faint everytime prostitution comes up ...these are the people that are fucking this country. This includes representatives of both parties. The Democrat that believes the woman makeing 500-1000 USD / night for doing what comes natural, with no special training that would require years of schooling, are being exploited. Exploited????

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1192252]Maybe they have figured out you are not a civilian, if you talk about this and then went to Brasil.[/QUOTE]I come to Brasil on business. I have a good cover / excuse to come to Rio now.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1192252]What are the consequences of being 'outed'? If you can get outed without tremendous loss, it would be like freedom, to do whatever you want. Go to Brasil whenever you want.[/QUOTE]I could be broke too and disgraced.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1192252]Funny thing is. People here will try to pass the same whitebread judgement, an accuse a guy of this thing called 'exploitation' Two trips to Manila recently, posted here out of goodwill toward others, and both times people accused me of exploiting hookers. Been called 'not a man' 'insensitive idiot' etc. Now today a guy is wanting me to call him, so he can verbally straighten me out. Just one of the moral animals in the zoo of ISG? rsrs.[/QUOTE]Wants you to call him? Tell him to use the ignore button. Men are taught to feel that if they are anything but a door mat for a woman than they are exploiting them. I posted a few times on Literotica and I ran into the same thing from men and woman so I said fuck it. Just like you said, if you sleep with prostitutes you are the scum of the earth. These people are into SM, Bondage, swapping, cuckolding their husbands and then I come along and I am th sick one? Go figure?

I must admit, I felt a little creepy with that 18 1/4 year old but she was a freshman in college and this is how she was paying for school. If all the girls were hooking their way through school I would feel better abut the money I spent. I wonder, could I claim this on my taxes?

Got to agree. I was in 4X4 the other day and the talent was pretty good. I met up with a Bhaiana with a smoking body, new to the place, a newly retired salon worker, so to speak. One of the best bodies I have seen in a long time.

But it was also fairly outstanding in MC and L. There is a (relatively) new hottie in L, Melanie, red hair, porcelain skin. Seriously, body like a greek statue if that interests you. Pretty strange in the room though. Made me put a condom on my finger to finger her, but then she went wild. Germ fear, I guess. Don't run into it that often in the Rio, but it is becoming more prominent. Probably due to some sort of government sex education for GDPs. Needless to say no BBBJ from this one, but, the bod may be worth it.

I also agree about the setup in 4X4. Something about running the gauntlet at the entrance to the bar. They are all bunched up there waiting and it is hard to see them. I try to overcome this by just going straight to the bar for a drink, take my time, don't fall to anyone right then and there, pass through, tour around the room before making any contact. I often end up coming back to the entrance because some of the real hotties do hang out there. But it is just not as comfortable as L or MC for me.

Now, the thing that really pisses me off about 4X4 is the pressure for tips. This time, in the locker room, the lady didn't press me for a tip, so I rewarded that and gave her one. The asshole at the door is another thing. He is pretty rude at times about not getting a tip. Why should I tip some joker who sits there and hands me a ticket when I go in and takes the receipt when I go out. Is that some sort of special service? I'm just sayin'.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1192200]I was there tonight August 30. It was R$50 entrada and R$220 for 1 hour in a standard room.

By the way, Fany (Fanny?) is back. And in general I would say the talent is better than a month or two ago. In fact, better than MC and 65 right now.

So you're paying R$270 for an hour (if you don't take a girl before 5pm when they waive the entrada). Which is about R$100+ cheaper than MC or 65 or Luomo. And the talent's a bit better at 4x4 now too.

My issue is always the boate. It's just not my scene. Too crowded with too many drunk macho brazilian guys (robes down to their waists) , shitty seats. At this point someone always brings up the boate in the back that is quieter, except now it is a smoking room which also sucks. If you like that vibe. 4x4 is great. Is it worth paying R$100+ more for a nicer boate and nicer rooms? Some would say no. In fact, probably many. To each his own. *shrug*

By the way, went into 502 at 6pm. Totally dead. Very few girls and no guys. I was #28. Spent about 2 minutes inside, left. R$20 burned but worth a look. Some girls were still turning up so it might be a bit better later at night. Of course Thurs / Friday this week is payday (generally 5th, advanced when 5th hits a weekend) so it could get busier again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1192200]I was there tonight August 30. It was R$50 entrada and R$220 for 1 hour in a standard room.

By the way, Fany (Fanny?) is back. And in general I would say the talent is better than a month or two ago. In fact, better than MC and 65 right now.[/QUOTE]Eric.

When I was therr about 2. 3 weeks ago I sessioned with Rachel. After my session I met a tall girl who I thought called herself Annie. The music was blaring and I was drinking so I may have got this wrong. She was about 19 and tall and absolutely drop dead gorgous and If I would of had another SOG in me I would have purchased her services. I wonder if this could be the same girl.

[QUOTE]Now, the thing that really pisses me off about 4X4 is the pressure for tips. This time, in the locker room, the lady didn't press me for a tip, so I rewarded that and gave her one. The asshole at the door is another thing. He is pretty rude at times about not getting a tip. Why should I tip some joker who sits there and hands me a ticket when I go in and takes the receipt when I go out. Is that some sort of special service? I'm just sayin'.[/QUOTE]I like to say "O que você fez que merece uma caixinha?"

[QUOTE=Hungrystud101;1192387]I wonder if this could be the same girl.[/QUOTE]Different girl, but rymes with "Anny." I think I know who you are talking about.

Fany is mulata, dark dark mulata.

[QUOTE=Hungrystud101; 1192387]Eric.

When I was therr about 2. 3 weeks ago I sessioned with Rachel. After my session I met a tall girl who I thought called herself Annie. The music was blaring and I was drinking so I may have got this wrong. She was about 19 and tall and absolutely drop dead gorgous and If I would of had another SOG in me I would have purchased her services. I wonder if this could be the same girl.[/QUOTE]My "to do" list of 4x4 is. Any info appreciated?

Katja.

Perla.

Katrina.

Anita.

Evelyn.

Geovanna.

Tina.

Adriana.

Bianca.

At Luomo.

Samanta.

Cacau.

Amanda

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1; 1192420]Different girl, but rymes with "Anny." I think I know who you are talking about.

Fany is mulata, dark dark mulata.[/QUOTE]This girl was very light skinned. Has to be a different girl.