Havana

Just got back from a few days in Havana. Didn't have too much time for our hobby.

Firstly, yes, La Rampa is deader than Joan Rivers snatch.

My favorite Tikkoa nightclub is closed for good. Covid did for it. The other bars close early or are empty. The streets are empty. Some locals on the Malacon, but looks more like couples, non-working girls.

The other end of the Malacon, near the new Iberostar Grand Packard Spanish Hotel, there were a few more, and I was getting looks from the girls, unfortunately was with someone, so couldn't respond. There's a cuban look you get from the girls, directly into your eyes, their eyes conveying "fuck me" often accompanied by a short hiss, if you missed the point. There was a early 20's shorty with big jugs would have taken in a heartbeat under other circumsances.

Whatever you hear about Canadian Dollars or Euros etc, take US Dollars, its easier, you'll get a better rate. The black market spivs genuinely don't have a clue about exchange rates, except the dollar.

Like every transaction in Cuba it can be a hassle to get a good rate, and there's no need to make it more difficult. Look out for some scam artists who work behind La Floridita, amazingly the snaggle toothed scammer asked me to hand over my money before the deal, then tried to con me with piles of small volume notes, the whole thing was a charade. Fortunately further down the Obispo there was someone who actually wanted to exchange.

To find a good old fashioned hoe, I walked around the old town, down a few side streets, and finally was rewarded again with the direct-eye-stare and brief hissing sound. First lady was mid thirties and way overweight, "No gracias", then as it was tiring in the heat I got a drink at a stand and the lady said is there anything else I want. Chica? Yes, we chatted in broken spanish. What kind of girl did I like? "18 and big tits" was my reply, knowing I'd get neither. The first women was a moose, so turned her down, repeated my requirement and in 5 minutes was rewarded with. A 19 yo with small tits, but you know, dirty eyes, so I agreed, the sales lady said I could use the mattress in the hot sweaty room next door and we were off to the races. I honestly can't recall how much I paid, it was around 25 dollars I think. And she had a tight little hole. Insisted on a rubber unfortunately. It was so fucking hot, and so fucking tiring that she eventually finished me by hand, and I was on my merry way.

So yes, Cuba's a shadow of its former mongering self, although if you're willing to search through the dirt you can find some diamonds, women still try, its just so much less prevalent.

Food was worst I've ever had there. No potatoes, no cheese for cheeseburger, no fries at Sloppy Joes, no napkins, still the chicken wings was OK.

For me accommodation wsa in one of the big Hotels.

Has the feel of a siege economy, don't know how it will end.

[QUOTE=ChrisH;2838841]Hey Grownman!!

Hope all is well in your world. Me and a few fellas are going to be down in Havana in a month for about 5 days, if you don't have anything planned and want to come down and do what we do on the streets of Havana, let me know. You are more than welcome to join us![/QUOTE]Brother Chris how are you? It's good seeing you still in action. Hit me up with the dates. I'll see what I can do.

[QUOTE=DarrenGap;2840313]So yes, Cuba's a shadow of its former mongering self, although if you're willing to search through the dirt you can find some diamonds, women still try, its just so much less prevalent.

Food was worst I've ever had there. No potatoes, no cheese for cheeseburger, no fries at Sloppy Joes, no napkins, still the chicken wings was OK.

For me accommodation wsa in one of the big Hotels.

Has the feel of a siege economy, don't know how it will end.[/QUOTE]10 years ago I used to visit Cuba 4-5 times a year.

Since the pandemic, I've just visited it once (a couple of months ago) and Cuba is getting worse by the day.

Mongering is not what it used to be, I used to score 9's and 10's each trip, now all the hot chicks seem to have fled the island. No 9's or 10's on sight anywhere.

And like you said, food is horrible, each time you ask for something, it lacks of 2 or 3 ingredients. What its supposed to be a pleasant trip turns out to be an unpleasant experience.

Not to mention the constant power outages everyday.

I think I won't go back anytime soon, ill take my mongering ways somewhere else.

Hello everyone,

I will be in Havana for the weekend of August 25. How do I get a sim card before I land or as soon as possible? The whole wifi park thing has been scrapped. No wifi almost ruin my last trip.

[QUOTE=Slayer94;2841093]Hello everyone,

I will be in Havana for the weekend of August 25. How do I get a sim card before I land or as soon as possible? The whole wifi park thing has been scrapped. No wifi almost ruin my last trip.[/QUOTE]Hey Slayer,

The quickest way to get a tourist sim card in Cuba is to pre-order it for collection at Havana Jose Marti Airport. The sim card can also be collected from ETECSA offices, but they're better set up for collection at the airport. You can buy it via Suena.

Remember Google, it's usually your friend. Here's a link I found, there are many others.

[URL]https://suenacuba.com/tourist_sim_card_cuba/how_to_get_cellular_internet[/URL]#The_easiest_way_to_buy_a_tourist_sim_card_in_Cuba.

Mondo.

[QUOTE=Slayer94;2841093]Hello everyone,

I will be in Havana for the weekend of August 25. How do I get a sim card before I land or as soon as possible? The whole wifi park thing has been scrapped. No wifi almost ruin my last trip.[/QUOTE]I just walked to the ETECSA office at HAV airport and bought it there.

[QUOTE=MexicanCuban;2840552]10 years ago I used to visit Cuba 4-5 times a year.

Since the pandemic, I've just visited it once (a couple of months ago) and Cuba is getting worse by the day.

Mongering is not what it used to be, I used to score 9's and 10's each trip, now all the hot chicks seem to have fled the island. No 9's or 10's on sight anywhere.

And like you said, food is horrible, each time you ask for something, it lacks of 2 or 3 ingredients. What its supposed to be a pleasant trip turns out to be an unpleasant experience.

Not to mention the constant power outages everyday.

I think I won't go back anytime soon, ill take my mongering ways somewhere else.[/QUOTE]I went twice. Last time in 2019, I ended up to a fashion show, by chance, literally. It was full of pussy, so I saw a few 9, the models. 5 years ago was already really bad compared to my first time, which was probably 15 years ago. And 15 years ago was already in rapid decline, even though I was able to meet two freebies, and one was absolutely gorgeous. But people told me that before it was much better, 30 years ago it was a blast, I have been told.

[QUOTE=DarrenGap;2840313]Has the feel of a siege economy, don't know how it will end.[/QUOTE]Cuba got hit so hard by the stupid Covid lockdown. I am surprised, however, because a lack of money, food, and essentials, should make girls hungry for money, and cheap. I am surprised to see that is not the case. I think with Internet on their phone, they all work on line, selling videos, and picturesnto the same fellas who pay for OnlyFans, the biggest losers on the planet.

[QUOTE=EdwardQ;2838548]Should have put that money away behind closed doors before letting them in the bedroom. OK. Live and learn.[/QUOTE]Very unfortunate. Look, I had a few threesome. One in Cuba, a couple in Brazil and one in Colombia. In Brazil twice with the same girl but a different girlfriend of her. I didn't have to worry because that girl was a regular to my place. In Colombia got two girls from El Centro, in Medellin, but my money was in another room, closed. Still I was very vigilant. In Cuba I got two girls just outside La Fabrica de la Musica, if I recall the name correctly. They were two pros. One had short blond hair (not natural) and the other has curly hair. The blond was way more attractive. The other one had a smelly pussy, probably an infection. So, I focused on the blond, since when I fucked the other one, with the condom, I didn't like the smell coming from her pussy. When I was making up with the blond, the other one started to roam around the room. My money was inside by duffel bag, just behind me. I told her to sit on the bed and stay put, but after a minute she tried again, and I caught her. I took her arm first, and then I got her neck with my hand, and I told her to drop the content of her purse on the bed. I was furious. That was it, my money. They couldn't leave, because the gate could only be opened with a key. So I got all my money back, and I told them I would have called the police. Which I didn't. But that was enough to scare them both. The thief didn't move anymore till I finished with the blond.

Avoid a threesome with girls you do not know, it is too dangerous. That should be the rule.

[QUOTE=Incrociatore;2842243]Cuba got hit so hard by the stupid Covid lockdown. I am surprised, however, because a lack of money, food, and essentials, should make girls hungry for money, and cheap. I am surprised to see that is not the case. I think with Internet on their phone, they all work on line, selling videos, and picturesnto the same fellas who pay for OnlyFans, the biggest losers on the planet.[/QUOTE]A few weeks ago here in L / A a band from Cuba made a stop here at the Conga room. Happen to talk to a couple of young Cubanas and realized they had come in the latest wave of mostly young people who have arrived mostly thru the southern border.

After a while realized they had been in the Jinetera line of work in la Habana. Not saying all have left but a good many of them have.

Just my take.

Mondo.

Sorry to say but you don't know what you are doing. I've been to Havana three times this year girls.

Are all over. They aren't going to give you a look back if you state to hard they will look the other way. If you see one you like smile then ask for her WhatsApp, and then walk away after you exchange numbers you can do this all over town.

[QUOTE=DarrenGap;2840313]Just got back from a few days in Havana. Didn't have too much time for our hobby.

Firstly, yes, La Rampa is deader than Joan Rivers snatch.

My favorite Tikkoa nightclub is closed for good. Covid did for it. The other bars close early or are empty. The streets are empty. Some locals on the Malacon, but looks more like couples, non-working girls.

The other end of the Malacon, near the new Iberostar Grand Packard Spanish Hotel, there were a few more, and I was getting looks from the girls, unfortunately was with someone, so couldn't respond. There's a cuban look you get from the girls, directly into your eyes, their eyes conveying "fuck me" often accompanied by a short hiss, if you missed the point. There was a early 20's shorty with big jugs would have taken in a heartbeat under other circumsances.

Whatever you hear about Canadian Dollars or Euros etc, take US Dollars, its easier, you'll get a better rate. The black market spivs genuinely don't have a clue about exchange rates, except the dollar..[/QUOTE]

Hello!

This is only to offer a little advice on Cuba Now.

I've traveled to Cuba both Havana and Holguin 6 times in the past year.

I've tried to share my information before but some of your know it all said I was wrong.

You can easily read my earlier reports and see they reflect Cuba Now, many of the pirates who are so quick to criticize have not been there lately or never been.

At all and just run their mouth.

Cuba and the people are desperate. It is sad.

The Water and the food is bad, I've had salmonella 3 times. Do not touch their water in any way. Get bottled water if you can. I carry a filter as backup.

The people are great and the girls very loving.

Yes, the US Dollar is King. I've said this every time. Yes, exchange as much as 210/$1. Yes, get pesos, but, dollar works everywhere.

Airbnb are the best deal, remember if you don't like price asking, make an offer to host. Works about every time for me.

Absolutely beautiful Girls are abundant on Tinder, Do homework, You must have WhatsApp to communicate with them. WhatsApp is the National telephone for much of the world.

SIM card, yes your phone works in Cuba, just expensive, SIM card you can get, but to buy is hard.

Wait until you get a GF, get a permanent account keep credit on it, good for 1 year.

I've covered the basics of Cuba in earlier threads, many criticized but ALL fact. Go back and read.

Now, the rest of the story. Tinder. That is the magic word or carpet to take you to paradise of women. About 60% of Tinder accounts in Cuba are real, 40% are guys pretending and representing girls; they get a cut or the gifts. Boy, can I tell some stories. All worked into something but deception.

Anyways, after running your due diligence on Tinder for a while, you will be put on a Bulletin Board or Private list that girls purchase to meet Gringos / You. Remember, in order to cut the guy out of this circle, ask to video chat with the person. Yes, many excuses, many lies from pretenders. Next ask to send WhatsApp location, you can determine real from pretenders. You will soon notice hearing from girls in same area, they share your number. Lucky you. They all fuck. Boy do they.

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]. Holguin is the bigger hotbed of desperate girls followed by Havana. OK, I know some asshole who knows everything will shoot me up on this Holguin as best hunting. Why Holguin? Holguin has maintained a tourist business, Havana has crumbled. American flies direct to Holguin from Miami everyday, welcome aboard. Soooo, there are many many Senoritas waiting for You. Great Hunting.

IF you are sincere and Truly want a Cuban girl friend, maybe I will help you.

I can only say this, not one night in Cuba have I not slept with a beautiful girl.

Chow!

Rainman.

[QUOTE=Kafka;2845550]Sorry to say but you don't know what you are doing. I've been to Havana three times this year girls.

Are all over. They aren't going to give you a look back if you state to hard they will look the other way. If you see one you like smile then ask for her WhatsApp, and then walk away after you exchange numbers you can do this all over town.[/QUOTE]You are absolutely correct. The girls are plentiful and ready for some action. I am headed there in 2 days, and can't wait for the pure pleasure, once again!

Great report Rainman.

Always wanted to go to Cuba, love the accent. Are the girls worth the Salmonella risk? I mean you can get some serious talent all over Latin America, but Cuba is certainly enticing. In your opinion, is it worth a visit considering all the negatives aspects that go with it?

[QUOTE=Kafka;2845550]Sorry to say but you don't know what you are doing. I've been to Havana three times this year girls.

Are all over. They aren't going to give you a look back if you state to hard they will look the other way. If you see one you like smile then ask for her WhatsApp, and then walk away after you exchange numbers you can do this all over town.[/QUOTE]They aren't going to give you a look back? You've been going to the wrong Havana.