Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

[QUOTE=K Brew;1153429]Ouch! I was just goping through some of these posts and it looks like I just paid way too much for a happy massage. I went tot he "Kingston Club" on Hang Chuoi in Hanoi (sry I know this is HCMC) and Paid 910, 000VDR. Granted it was a 90 min massage / spa and a little bit of a BJ. She finished me off with an HJ. Daaaaamn! Oh well, I was going to go overnight with this girl but she asked 100USD. What do you guys think I should try to get her down to and should I offer her anything to take some pics? What are the going rates for over night in HCMC. She seems like she'd provide good service, jumped right into BBBJ, was a pretty cute girl.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to the kingston and I'm not a vet here on the forum or ho chi minh, but you after reading the site and testing a few waters. You definitely overpaid. Now she wants 100$ for ovenight, she better be a god damn 12 (out of a 10 scale) to be asking that much.

Am I wrong here fellas?

I went to Vien Dong Hotel massage and also a BnG at NPK. Let's compare the two.

VIEN DONG:

Conveniently located, went in there. 200k for a body massage. Ushered into the locker room, the guy there asked if I had chosen a girl, I wasn't given that option, so I said no. He said he will pick someone beautiful and young for me. So I agreed. Put my stuff away, went for a shower and steam, skipped the sauna. Wanted to go to my massage but was a bit lost. I headed into a room and the guy asked if I wanted a back scrub. I was like, oh yeah, is this the table shower like some korean places? Ummm, no. I was being painfully molested by a guy for 10 minutes, felt like a plate being put under a steel wool scrub. And he asked me for a tip! OMG. Well, gave him 30k. I know I was being cheap, but it was not something I wanted let alone pay for.

Finally got led to my massage room. Windowed door, not a good sign. Second floor close to the end of corridor, better sign. Waited like 10 minutes, massuese finally shows up. Pretty, I give her an 7. 5. Was chirpy and chatty in the beginning, sizing me up. (like asking me if I were single, here alone, been to a massage parlour before, blah blah) Dropped her hints, grazing my nuts "accidentally", etc. Flipped me over, asked me "pepe want massage?". I asked for a BJ and she said No, not allowed. Whatever. I have been giving myself free HJs for 20 years, and they are pretty good I must say. I am not going to pay someone to do that for me. No more smile, became very mechanical, waiting for the time to pass. Asked for a tip. I tipped her 100k. She wasn't happy at all, gave me a look. I didn't F'ing care.

Damage: 200K (massage) .30K (tip for scrub) .100K (tip for massage) .20K (tip for locker room boys) = total 330K.

Satisfaction: 3/10 got all horny for nothing, the massage was ok, steam room and facilities okay.

WIR? : If I want a pretty girl to get me all horny, maybe.

HOT TOC on NPK (Nguyen Phi Khanh) :

I am sorry as I forgot the number, I think it was 84. Anyway I was walking down the street, doesn't look like a good street to be walking alone in the dark, but I felt safe. I probably saw about 6 of these hot toc places. I saw one hot girl came out for a smoke or something. I walked from end to end and doubled back to make my choice. Some of the "bouncers" are not helping, the one I went to, there were 3 friendlier bouncers. Wanted 300k, thanks to ISG I knew the market price. I said 100k for ticket. 100k for girl (with my sign language and the help of two 100k notes). Okie dokie. Went right in.

6 girls sitting there watching tv. A fat one ushered me upstairs. I said I wanted to choose. Some 5s. 6s, one 9. Guess who I picked? She was young, slim, cute ass, very pretty, looked like a innocent teenager type, boobs on the small size, but still a nice body. Took me upstairs, showed me to a room. Asked me if I wanted a pepe massage. Sure, since I know she meant BBBJ rather than HJ. (again thanks ISG). Wet wipes, stripped down, no more innocent little girl. He tongue was like a tsunami. Lapping my nipples and she was trying to lick it off. Roamed her cute butt and when she wiped only my left hand, I knew what that was for. But I didn't finger her as she was very tight.

Moved downstairs, took her time, I felt like a Japanese AV star. After a few minutes, she deep throated me, and I couldn't hold it in anymore. She spat it out in a smooth motion and continued to suck me dry and until I was completely limp. Must have sucked for another 1-2 minutes after I came. Cleaned me up, and went to clean herself up. Came back to the room I was already all dressed. Took out 100k and she asked,"tip?" I said yes. HUGE smile on her face like she won a minor lottery. Gave me a hug and a peck on the cheek. Said something in Vietnamese like please come again or something. (I don't speak Viet but I could guess from the body language). Went downstairs, dropped another 100k for the ticket, went out with a smile on my face.

Damage: 100k ticket. 100k tip.

Satisfaction: 9/10, BBBJ was not perfect but close, AV star feel, she was a hot 9, with bigger boobs would be a perfect 10.

WIR? : want to guess?

Did you like my report? Comments welcomed.

[QUOTE=Japentii;1154133]Did you like my report? Comments welcomed.[/QUOTE]Good report and nice to see someone who doesn't speak the language following the advice on here and getting a good service.

[QUOTE=Japentii; 1154133]I went to Vien Dong Hotel massage and also a BnG at NPK. Let's compare the two.

VIEN DONG:

Damage: 200K (massage).30K (tip for scrub).100K (tip for massage).20K (tip for locker room boys) = total 330K.

Satisfaction: 3/10 got all horny for nothing, the massage was ok, steam room and facilities okay.

WIR? : If I want a pretty girl to get me all horny, maybe.

HOT TOC on NPK (Nguyen Phi Khanh) :

Damage: 100k ticket. 100k tip.

Satisfaction: 9/10, BBBJ was not perfect but close, AV star feel, she was a hot 9, with bigger boobs would be a perfect 10.

WIR? : want to guess?

Did you like my report? Comments welcomed. [/QUOTE]Nice work on the report by method of compare-and-contrast.

Masseuses at the Vien Dong hotel massage, as well as at any of the hotels in the Pham Ngu Lao, Dong Khoi areas of D1, cater largely to the foreign tourist market and have thus been spoilt by those who are not resident in Vietnam and who, comparing with their home countries, would easily think a VND 300.000/400.000/500.000 (USD 15-25) tip for a HJ is a steal. These girls clear upwards of VND 20 M / month easy, approx. 5-6 times the average monthly wage in this country.

[QUOTE=Raverboy; 1154273]Nice work on the report by method of compare-and-contrast.

Masseuses at the Vien Dong hotel massage, as well as at any of the hotels in the Pham Ngu Lao, Dong Khoi areas of D1, cater largely to the foreign tourist market and have thus been spoilt by those who are not resident in Vietnam and who, comparing with their home countries, would easily think a VND 300. 000/400. 000/500. 000 (USD 15-25) tip for a HJ is a steal. These girls clear upwards of VND 20 M / month easy, approx. 5-6 times the average monthly wage in this country. [/QUOTE]I agree with most of what you wrote Raverboy, except that these girls clear upward of 20m per month. Although they may take in that much, there is no way massage or hotel managers would let girls keep that much working out of THEIR place. The 'fees' that they (or anyone in VN) have to pay in order to earn that much are substantial. 'Little people' just are not allowed to keep that much when they are working the facilities of 'big people. '

JD

[QUOTE=Johndao; 1154289]I agree with most of what you wrote Raverboy, except that these girls clear upward of 20m per month. Although they may take in that much, there is no way massage or hotel managers would let girls keep that much working out of THEIR place. The 'fees' that they (or anyone in VN) have to pay in order to earn that much are substantial. 'Little people' just are not allowed to keep that much when they are working the facilities of 'big people. '

JD[/QUOTE]True, although I don't think the 'fees' make that much of an impact on each girl as there is probably 1 or 2 massage or hotel managers to about 20+ girls. Vien Dong alone probably has about 50-70 girls working 2 or 3 shifts per 24 hours.

[QUOTE=Japentii;1154133]Did you like my report? Comments welcomed.[/QUOTE]Nice post. Excellent details. I have yet to try NPK, but I am now inspired to look it up next chance I get.

Thanks bud.

Hello,

I've been trying to find a full service massage and I've been searching the forum with not a lot of luck. Does anyone know of a place that they would be willing to reccomend? I'm in the Distrct 1 area, if there's a place close to that it'd be even better. I was expecting to pay something like 400K for the hour? But please correct me if this is too much / little. Feel free to PM me.

Thanks,

KB

[QUOTE=K Brew; 1155391]Hello,

I've been trying to find a full service massage and I've been searching the forum with not a lot of luck. Does anyone know of a place that they would be willing to reccomend? I'm in the Distrct 1 area, if there's a place close to that it'd be even better. I was expecting to pay something like 400K for the hour? But please correct me if this is too much / little. Feel free to PM me.

Thanks,

KB[/QUOTE]Dude, hard to take serious that you did not see any information on FS massage. Did you only read three posts?

Please keep reading.

[QUOTE=Explorerman; 1155485]Dude, hard to take serious that you did not see any information on FS massage. Did you only read three posts?

Please keep reading. [/QUOTE]Reports of FS Massage are quite sparse. I read through about 7 pages, or 4 months, of stuff in the many VN subforums. When there are reports very pertinent details, like an address or the name of an establishment are generallly omitted. I spent about 3 hours on this forum sifting through posts, clad with a printed out map of HCMC working like a detective to find places to go. I have finally found some promising leadds but we'll see where they go. I'm definitely not interested in any BnGs and I'm not so comfortable with the SW scene. I found a map by JD and I plan on heading out there. I'll put up a nice report if I find something worth mentioning.

When you least expect it, you stumble on one of these full sex places.

A few of us went out for a massage in HCM a year back including a female colleague.

We went to a cheap looking place, clean enough with smiling girls out front.

There were 3 of us and we stripped behind a curtain to have a massage. Half way through this girls says "sex?" and almost got into the massage bed with me. If our female colleague had not been there I would have gone for it

Mas 147

[QUOTE=K Brew;1155854]Reports of FS Massage are quite sparse. I read through about 7 pages, or 4 months, of stuff in the many VN subforums. When there are reports very pertinent details, like an address or the name of an establishment are generallly omitted. I spent about 3 hours on this forum sifting through posts, clad with a printed out map of HCMC working like a detective to find places to go. I have finally found some promising leads but we'll see where they go. I'm definitely not interested in any BnGs and I'm not so comfortable with the SW scene. I found a map by JD and I plan on heading out there. I'll put up a nice report if I find something worth mentioning.[/QUOTE]Thanks for not getting offended. I was just surprised. One tip. There is a search function on the site.

Before I asked the question, I did a search and found information from January until now, but I guess you went page by page.

I am with you. Not usually interested in BnG or SW, and I find I prefer more upmarket, and willing to pay.

Let us know what you found.

Well after a HORRENDOUS experience with one of the girls I picked up at Xo Viet bridge last night I decided to take one last kick at the can in this country. So far I had paid 45$ for a HJ / massage in Hanoi. 20$ for a total ***** of a SW and then 30$ for a total clusterfuck of an encounter last night!

I finally decided that maybe trying to find full service was just too much hassle for the short time tourist. There certainly is no easy route to a quality FS encounter here without someone to show you the ropes.

So on to it, I headed up to NPK (Nguyen Phi Khanh) from PNL (Pham Ngu Lao) , stopping first in Thi Sach to get a quick look at Smileys. I made a quick stop at "Smiley's" because I came across something that alluded to FS and that's what I originally wanted. When I got there I asked,"massage?" and was told "No massage just blowjob!" by the bartender. This was going to be easy I thought. So out walks this sweet looking girl about an 8/10 and she starts groping my cock and has me petting her pussy. She starts in with,"Ok 50$", which made me laugh but she didn't find it as funny :P. I tell her,"in your dreams" and then say "I'll give you 200". She says she cannot and then lost interest. I was wondering if guys were actually paying her this. I left and she shit talked me in Vietnamese as I turned my back. Whatever lady, you can make some money or no money, up to you.

At this point I was really getting agitated and hopped on the moto bike to NPK. When I got there I looked around for Hot Toc and found it quite easily. Walked inside with friendly staff greeting me. When I arrived there were a bunch of pretty decent and downright cute girls all in their uniforms. I tell them,"100 massage", they nod assuringly and encourage me to select a girl. I pick a Cutie name "Yaawn" or something similar to that. She's a young 20's Viet with a slamming body. She is nice but doesn't speak much english. I get naked and she does a half assed massage and has me roll over. She starts with sucking my nipples as I grope her ass and tits. This progresses to me fingering her albeit gently as per her protest. She also had an AMAZING rack. They were Perky C-cups with gorgeous nipples. Very nice smile on this girl as she sucks my cock. I meant to get some pics of her but didn't rememeber until the session was up LOL. I'm not even sure they'd let me, anyone know. JD? Also, do you think she'd do an outcall to my hotel if I got her number? What should I be prepared to pay for that with ST and LT?

All in all a great experience. I tipped her 100 vnd and paid the staff 100 vnd for the room. Great time with a great girl and I'll be returning.

Looks: 8. 5/10.

Service: 8/10.

"Bullshit Factor": No Bullshit!

Damage: 100vnd room + 100Vnd tip = 200. 000VND.

Thanks!

KB.

PS: I really appreciated that they didn't fuck around with me when I got back down to the lobby and paid for the room. I was almost expecting them to talk some shit and ask me for 300VND for the room! I plan to return tomorrow for another session and maybe with a friend. I think they appreciate the value of referrals and repeat business. Sorry if WAY TOO LONG!

[QUOTE=K Brew;1156658]to get a quick look at Smileys. I made a quick stop at "Smiley's" because I came across something that alluded to FS and that's what I originally wanted. When I got there I asked,"massage?" and was told "No massage just blowjob!" by the bartender. This was going to be easy I thought. So out walks this sweet looking girl about an 8/10 and she starts groping my cock and has me petting her pussy. She starts in with,"Ok 50$", which made me laugh but she didn't find it as funny :P. I tell her,"in your dreams" and then say "I'll give you 200". She says she cannot and then lost interest. I was wondering if guys were actually paying her this. I left and she shit talked me in Vietnamese as I turned my back. Whatever lady, you can make some money or no money, up to you.[/QUOTE]That's the normal price (1 million ST and 2 mil. LT) at Smiley's along with the HBT bars. The girls set the price and all stick to it. Stick to the Hot Tocs and BNG shops for the $200, 000 service. There are plenty out there and many listed in the forum.

[QUOTE=K Brew;1156658]Well after a HORRENDOUS experience with one of the girls I picked up at Xo Viet bridge last night I decided to take one last kick at the can in this country...[/QUOTE]Could you share with us your 'horrendous' experience? Was this a moto-girl FL or a SW standing on the bridge itself? By the way, its Xo Viet Nghe Tinh Street and Thi Nghe Bridge.