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[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2268469]My favorite, almost anything goes, bars are Bottoms Bar in Makati, Malio Club in Jakarta, and CH & Twister in BKK in that order. Note: these bars also have the critical prerequisite: they each have a good selection of sexy girls. [/QUOTE]These bars are also at the higher end of town, cost wise. If I'm spending $20 on a 30 minute ST, that's not a lot to lose on a poor selection. The risk of loosing $400 and a whole night makes more time and money spent on the selection process justifiable in my eyes.
I'd agree that the selection period doesnt need to be onerous and can be a fun night in itself. 😁
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Sidewlks
[QUOTE=Admin;2223373]Thread Starter.[/QUOTE]Ok. This is a rant and it's about the condition of sidewalks in Thailand and Bangkok specifically. I lived in Bangkok during the winter of 2015 and 2016 and thought the sidewalks were in horrendous condition. This year they are even worse. Check out near Soi 8 going in both directions and the opposite side of street headed towards Thermae and the high end hotels. Really abyismal. Of course, this extends to virtually every sidewalk area stretching from Siam to OnNut and beyond.
Last Sunday, I went to the Ari neighborhood for dinner though and was pleasantly surprised by the area. The sidewalks, albeit with telephone poles stuck in the middle, were in significantly better condition than further down on SUK. Plus traffic was negigible and I could feel a nice calm ambience all through this neighborhood. It's the last stop on BTS line before MoChit. Check it out. Some nice restaurants here as well plus some interesting shops and coffee hangouts.
With all the tax dollars coming in, one would think the city could improve the condition of the sidewalks but unlikely to happen. Is the city responsible for maintenance or the individual owners in front of the sidewalk?
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With all the tax dollars coming in, one would think the city could improve the condition of the sidewalks but unlikely to happen. Is the city responsible for maintenance or the individual owners in front of the sidewalk?[/QUOTE]One could rant about the standards of many things, e. G. Non inforcement of road rules, too many drunk drivers, abysmal layout of power lines and poles, extremely frequent transformer blow-ups and other power outages. All very normal here. Even persons jumping off 5th floor of building did not hit the ground, rather hit the vast arrays of power lines on the way down. May have saved them if not electrocuted.
Walking pavements are continually ripped up and redone, due to problems with pipes and conduits underneath whether contain water, drainage, sewer, whatever. Also due to poor standard of the work not intended to last long. You learn to take care when walking due to uneven walks, sudden dips, holes, etc.
Believe it or not, sidewalks were far worse in 1991, including excessive foul stinks from drains everywhere. Always danger of foot going down some hole. Also severe danger to bash head on low hanging signs, trees, etc. , if taller than the Thai people. Even bashed my head on the aircon in a bus once. Less than 6 foot above the floor. Doorways into toilets were typically less than 6 foot high also.
Either things are a lot better or I just got used to it. Don't bash the head any more. Don't put foot into slimy sludge accidentally. Automatically more vigilent for problems.
The new government is Image conscious but action is a bit limited, and sometimes window dressing the problems, with unwelcome change, like cleaning out street stalls selling food and other stuff.
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[QUOTE=Steve9696;2268390]
Getting number 2 is a real challenge and strongly related to number 1. And when I say "girlfriend", I mean the connection part where, for whatever reason it "feels like" you both want to be there and are into each other. This is related to 1 because it is very hard to establish this with massage / Clinica, brothel lineup or incall / outcal for that matter. And for some of us (me!) this is the most important part. The experience is 10 x better when it feels more than physical.
[/QUOTE]The GFE part is important to some of us, not really repeating girls that are just mechanical fucks, or clearly not into it at all, even making it difficult. In the 1990's I had a lot of great GFEs in soapies, especially ChaoPraya 2, but does seem harder to get in the modern day. Am I just too old now, maybe, but I think girls attitudes have changed too.
In former times, perhaps sometimes today, a girl might fuck the guy bareback in the bath or on bodyslide mat, when getting carried away, and it seemed like she was too horny to wait to get on the bed (even if not actually true).
Still when I go see a girl, and she just can't keep her tongue out of my mouth for very long, it does keep me in the mood big time. I feel the dick stirring just thinking of her kisses. Obviously I am a guy extremely oriented to get a customer well hooked. Ha ha.
I like to see what style the girl has, for a new girl. Not just pull the trigger immediately and request a fuck.
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[QUOTE=Syzygies;2268530]The GFE part is important to some of us, not really repeating girls that are just mechanical fucks, or clearly not into it at all, even making it difficult. In the 1990's I had a lot of great GFEs in soapies, especially ChaoPraya 2, but does seem harder to get in the modern day. Am I just too old now, maybe, but I think girls attitudes have changed too.
In former times, perhaps sometimes today, a girl might fuck the guy bareback in the bath or on bodyslide mat, when getting carried away, and it seemed like she was too horny to wait to get on the bed (even if not actually true).
Still when I go see a girl, and she just can't keep her tongue out of my mouth for very long, it does keep me in the mood big time. I feel the dick stirring just thinking of her kisses. Obviously I am a guy extremely oriented to get a customer well hooked. Ha ha.
I like to see what style the girl has, for a new girl. Not just pull the trigger immediately and request a fuck.[/QUOTE]They all should provide GFE or pse right off the bat without us having to spend time having to probe, question, et al. It's their job. Now if a customer wants to spend time romancing, playing, etc, theu should provide that as well. We're the customer ffs, seems so many guys forget that.
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[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2268549]They all should provide GFE or pse right off the bat without us having to spend time having to probe, question, et al. It's their job. Now if a customer wants to spend time romancing, playing, etc, theu should provide that as well. We're the customer ffs, seems so many guys forget that.[/QUOTE]However girls cannot just switch on sexual desire. Maybe some are great actresses, but there are plenty who don't try to put on an act, and plenty who try but are obvious. For many guys its irrelevant. Just as well since if you are the 5th or more customer of a girl in the Oily or BJ shop, she is just providing a service and that is all. That type of service is not really my scene normally. Mostly I take fresh girls as their first customer for the day, and likely their only customer. This increases chances they are really into it with no need to put on an act, almost like my Thermae girls in the early 90's who were horny very part time girls.
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[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2268549]They all should provide GFE or pse right off the bat without us having to spend time having to probe, question, et al. It's their job.[/QUOTE]Just as all carsalesmen should give a fair appraisal of his cars faults, a fair comparison against competitor models and not try to make a sale based upon short term profits.
I understand what you are saying but it is an ideal world rather than reality where any occupation tries to maximize their income with minimal effort. The best that we can hope for is that they are looking at long term return when customers return or refer them to others rather than income in the next 60 minutes.
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[QUOTE=Syzygies;2268592]However girls cannot just switch on sexual desire. Maybe some are great actresses, but there are plenty who don't try to put on an act, and plenty who try but are obvious. For many guys its irrelevant. Just as well since if you are the 5th or more customer of a girl in the Oily or BJ shop, she is just providing a service and that is all. That type of service is not really my scene normally. Mostly I take fresh girls as their first customer for the day, and likely their only customer. This increases chances they are really into it with no need to put on an act, almost like my Thermae girls in the early 90's who were horny very part time girls.[/QUOTE]It's not about their desire. They need to be good actresses. Yep, I miss the Thermae part-timers. They were fun.
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I teach the girls to say "give it to me" over and over again during sex. That's a turn on for me.
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[QUOTE=Syzygies;2268592]However girls cannot just switch on sexual desire. Maybe some are great actresses, but there are plenty who don't try to put on an act, and plenty who try but are obvious. For many guys its irrelevant. Just as well since if you are the 5th or more customer of a girl in the Oily or BJ shop, she is just providing a service and that is all. [/QUOTE]
It doesn't Katharine Hepburn level acting to have a nice GFE attitude, give a bit of DFK and eye contact along with all the standard services, which is sufficiently convincing for most guys. Indeed, some girls can overdo the acting and are obvious fakes, but it's not necessary (for me at least), a plain "I don't mind being here and fucking, and will try to make it good" is sufficient. I've had girls in 10-customer per day low-end venues who could pull off a decent enough friendly attitude on a regular basis.
Thai culture places general emphasis on getting along and being pleasant (as well as superficial deference to those perceived to have higher social standing). In the past, that has made for a great attitude of hookers on average. Unfortunately, times are changing. Part of the problem might be that Farang as a group are no longer held in especially high regard either.
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[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2267898]Could not agree more. Any more effort than that is too much.[/QUOTE]That works for you, but some guys are looking for something different. I can remember each and every Thai hottie I have had. Even knowing Hawk's Law, I continue to try to find that super hottie, one who will give me that GFE I long for. I continually fail at it, but with very few exceptions, I still want to be with them again as they are so hot. I cannot, OTOH, remember each GFE or PSE I have received on Soi 6. So, given Hawk's Law, I know that I will never be able to walk up to such a dream girl and simply demand what I wish for. To have any chance of breaking Hawk's Law, I will need game. I am too old and too cheap to toss out 10,000's of TBH to otherwise buy it.
If guys are happy with what they are getting with the blunt approach, then excellent. Just accept that some vacationing dudes enjoy the chase of going after the hottest of the hot. We many never be totally satisfied (and maybe that is for the best for if they gave a GFE we might fall in love with them), but at least it provides some entertainment.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2268334]This is a weird question to me. Can you walk into Hertz and rent a car? Can you go into McDonald's and buy a burger? .[/QUOTE]The girls I tend to want would compare closer to La Tour the'Argent more than Hertz or McDonalds! That said, I usually settle for Outback or Taco Bell.
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[QUOTE=FLHawk;2269388]To have any chance of breaking Hawk's Law, I will need game. [/QUOTE]Engine Driver's Theory is that there is already one egotistical maniac on this board. LOL.
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[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2269131]It doesn't Katharine Hepburn level acting to have a nice GFE attitude, give a bit of DFK and eye contact along with all the standard services, which is sufficiently convincing for most guys. [/QUOTE]Most of the girls did not go into prostitution because they want to have GFE sex with all of their customers. This is not a job most of them dreamed of having. It is simply a way to get money. I was acquainted with a lady close to my own age, and she once made a subdued pass at me. I thought about it for a second, but quickly realized that she was fat, had drooping skin and tons of wrinkles, and while I could probably get some decent sex from her, I couldn't possibly imagine kissing her and having our tongues in each other's mouth. I figured I would throw up. I would rather wait to have sex with a young Thai woman in 5 months than do this old fattie. I presume these same Thai girls are equally grossed out by some of us, and the fact some will actually do DFK with me and seem to enjoy it is something I find amazing. We may think it is part of the job, but they may think they are doing enough simply stripping down and spreading their legs for us.
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The Finale #333.
1. Monkeypaw's Final Report at #333.
My first night in Bangkok was celebrated with an awesome time with an awesome girl. At this point, I can act like she doesn't have name like some folks in their reports, or I can just call her Kwan. Before our meet up at Thermae, I had strolled to Nana and Soi Cowboy and there wasn't any new talent that caught my eye. It was slow and early for a Sunday night. Around 9 ish, Monkeypaw made a detour to Thermae, but took the Soi 15 back entrance across from the Hooters. Monkeypaw Final Tip: Use this entrance if you want to not have to buy a drink just to look. This is where the girls and customer smoke to avoid the ladyboys out by the stairs in the front of Sukhumvit. As I walked by the bathroom, I saw Kwan one of my all time favorite and she was not only smoking, but literally smoking hot. I forgot that this is where she likes to stand to chat up customers who smoke. Her icebreaker is to always ask or bum a cigarette from a customer. She doesn't really smoke herself. It beats the same old "Hello, what's your name, where you from, how long you holiday yada, yada, yada. " At this point, I could choose not describe her looks or her body like some folks in their reports or better yet, I'll include photos below of Kwan. Because when Monkeypaw says a girl is smoking hot, he wants the whole world to know what his idea of smoking hot is, not just some random "beauty eye beholder" crap. Long story short, I walked in after telling her "Hi," did a round in Thermae, and there was nothing better looking than Kwan. Went back to the bathroom area and we agreed on 3000 for ST. Last time I grabbed her it was only 2500, but I guess she is gaining popularity. At this point, I can whine about raised prices for sex like some folks, or blame it on an entire race of customers, but I rather just get exactly what I want in terms of looks, and pay what she asked. That's because, I know her stomach is flat, those tits are nice and perky, and the ass is round and firm. At this point, I can just write up a hot and detailed session without any other identifying or locating information on the girl like some other folks, but let's just finish it with "the experience I got was GFE with a CIM finish that she swallowed every drop that was worthy of a Monkeypaw 2 Paws Up. ".
2. It's Just a Number's Game.
[QUOTE=StinkyFeet;2261698]Numbers are universally easier to understand than ground or above ground or below ground nonsense. Not everyone understands English. Logical right?[/QUOTE]The countdown that Monkeypaw has been doing has luckily gotten to this point. I can do my final report in at #333, something I had foreshadowed way back when.
[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2245240] SNIP- There were a few more. Still hopelessly searching for #333 -SNIP.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2245328] SNIP- I'm still hoping for my #333 as well, but not at Tantra. Good report by the way and thanks for including the numbers. Monkeypaw 2 Paws Up for you.[/QUOTE]Interesting how all the stars aligned and everything seems like a coincidence, but Monkeypaw is pretty sure, that we are all a part of a bigger plan, with some holding a bigger role than others. How important is this? It means I'm balanced in body, mind, and spirit. I know already who I am and my purpose in life. I'm also believer that numbers are important as it is how the universe communicates with us. Since I can remember, the numbers 66,666 have always followed me around. From the street address I lived on, to the phone numbers I had, all the way to random times that it's appeared to my eyes like in the photo inside the taxi. Whether it's the mark of the beast, the devil's sign, or whatever evil that lies with the 6's, it's a part of me. Does to scare me? Nope, because I know my core. My favorite color is still blue. Or better yet, well stated by BB.
[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2248380] -SNIP He's the only Michael who can dance with the Devil.[/QUOTE]3. The Perfect 10.
So as a parting gift (since I need to devote less time writing lengthy posts as per Rob, who doesn't apparently know that Dragon speech recognition software exists. You and some other folks still need to get 20/20 in 2020.), I'll clear up this whole 10 and stunner thing as a last favor. It's always been subjective to "your own" history. So it's that simple. Use the scale below and pick only one number that the girl you are rating would fall under. You go by "your own" previous experience and let her numbers fall where they may. That's how beauty works. It's always society's (the majority) opinion that counts to what is beauty, not our own. That's how beauty pageants work. So it's better to have a standard scale that os easy to follow.
(Read carefully and pick only one based on "your own" history for the girl).
1. I'd rather experiment on the Japanese sex doll.
2. I have to be drugged, drunk, forced, dared and loss.
3. Have to pay me 2500 baht for short time (No BFE).
4. Only BBBJ worthy, but not tell anybody.
5. I'the do her, but not tell anybody.
6. Full GFE worthy. Willing to tell others. Seen in public together.
7. I'm willing to "PAY" her money for her services. Plus #6.
8. Better looking than 80% of all girls I've "been with "before. Plus #6 and #7.
9. Better looking than 90% of all girls I've "been with" before. Plus #6 and #7.
10. Better looking than "All or 100%" of the girls I've "been with" in my entire life. The "BEST. " Plus #6 and # 7.
I included a sample of this well agreed on "hot girl. " Feel free to upload your own pic, share, and get an idea where she stands using "anonvote", which is the site for creating anonymous polls.
[URL]http://www.anonvote.com/strawpoll/s12829v[/URL]
4. Another Parting Gift.
My all time favorite scene from one of the best movies ever made, if anyone can guess. Pay attention to the sound bite right around the 2:03 mark.
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6560AW1zQ[/URL]
5. Bait and Switch.
Not sure why some folks on here still trying to bait Monkeypaw into talking anymore about "game. " I remember my promise from my last post, it's done and over with it. Shit is pointless. A promise is a promise, so go back and read my previous report. That was my "last mention of game. " But thinking back on my younger years, before I really experienced P4P, I did some pretty crazy ass shit. I guess once again, it's just my life, because I have what is called "LIFE. " Just going around letting people entertain me with fish candy and cockroaches, while I wait for my time.
1. In the USA and HK, I fucked models, employees and coworkers (at very job I've worked which is over a dozen), and so many girls (with boyfriends or already married) in their homes while their spouses were away. And yes, even fucked strippers in America for no money exchanged because I had straight-line access to the "goodies. " All free, even the "goodies."
2. Fucked so many random girls with just one phone conversation. While living in the USA when I was younger, I used the phone book to pranked call girls at random. Then I went to their houses that same night to fuck, just from that single conversion as our only rapport. A handful of times, I ran away because they lied about what they looked like.
3. At the suggestion of my father, enrolled in nursing program in Texas, at all women's university. It was hell getting accepted, but they finally let me in. While there, I fucked an hot Asian nursing student who eventually became a nurse (easy and obvious), another beautiful Asian regular student who wasn't a nursing student and didn't want to be a nurse that ended up being a nurse, a hot white girl nursing student with huge fake tits, who failed nursing school and became something else, an older (early 40's) but sexy nursing professor, and lastly a cute young Hispanic who was an actual nurse. I eventually got kicked out of the program for my bad behavior. At least it helped cured my boredom to past some time.
4. Took the girl next door who was attending community college, broke, and watering her grass. Shaved her pussy and fucked her on first meeting ever, in her mom's house. After fucking her again on the second meeting the next day, I talked her into becoming working girl for money and passed her around on another USA sex forum board. Some of you guys from the other board may have remembered her as the spinner Asian Alexis.
5. Dated a hot law student, a blonde white girl, while I was fresh out of high school. And convinced her to become a stripper because I wanted to move out of the house and my parents didn't want to give me any money. After she got me an apartment under my name paid out for a year, I dumped her. Now she's a successful corporate lawyer in Houston.
6. Picked up and fucked two legal aged runaway teenagers, one white, one Latina, from the bus stop for only two Jack in the Box tacos each. On top of that, it was buy 1 get 1 free 2 for 99 cents Taco Tuesday. They ended up staying with me for 3 days with non stop fucking and sucking, until I finally took them back home because of my conscience. This story was famous on another sex board in the USA.
7. Met, took to a motel, and fucked a really hot and sexy (2 months pregnant) white girl while she was leaving the at the doctor's office. Her boyfriend had ran off on her. After I fucked her, I convinced her that night to post on Craigslist and make some money selling her ass. I stole from her $40 while she was showering, because I had paid for the motel for her. I didn't wanted to be her pimp, just shown her the light. Hit and run.
8. Fucked 4 different Asian bridesmaids at one wedding. Simply amazing feat. (Picture attached).
9. Picked up a cute white girl, who needed a ride home from a night club in Houston. No drinks, no dancing, she only wanted a ride. On the way home we (a buddy and I) got her agree to a threesome including DP action at her apartment. After we were done and when she was showering, we ran off without even saying "bye. " We had promised tp take her to IHOP, but decided to renege.
10. When I was in high school, I needed some extra school clothes, so I got this cute white girl working at the Palais Royal, to agree to let us drop her off her home. This was our first encounter outside of her job. On the way to her house, she was sucking my dick in the front seat, while my friend was driving and kept fingering her. All this, in his ragged ass Dodge Dart with hole in floor that he bought for $100. Afterwards, we admitted that the reason we were always at her section in the store was that we were stealing clothes all the time. The next day, we went up to Palais Royal again, and she let us steal some more clothes. Then I blocked her number.
Now I see why my father said it is better I just do P4 P and let him foot the bill. They weren't ready for me. Once I've reached my reward at being #1 at the #1, nothing else needs to be proven. Unless anybody feels froggy and wants to jump.
[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2267016] SNIP- Let's hang out. I'll be in Pattaya and Bangkok from the end of December until mid February 2019. Come sit down next to me at a club and let me pick your girl. Don't worry, most guys say I have very good taste in girls and she will be one of the top girls in the bar. If she agrees to fuck you, I'll pay for her. If she doesn't, you pay for only my drinks. If you think it's a set up between the Paw and the girl, my drinks usually total around only 1000 baht, not enough for a girl lose out on the 3000 baht for herself if she goes with you. All they care about is the money right? It should be easy because "all the game you need is money. " And technically, you don't even need that, because it's going to be Monkeypaw's money. So any takers? -SNIP[/QUOTE]Amazing there are still no takers for a free session, paid for by yours truly, with a hot Go Go dancer. Unless it's a checkmate and "you've been Monkeypawed."