Hong Kong Club Reports

It was fun to hang out with Goodsense3 over the Presidents weekend. He's an educated young guy from the South. That explains why he just loves music and wet pussies so much hehe.

Glad he liked Mexico's Bohemia beer. It's tasty but smooth, not biting, with fuller body than even Heineken. Indio is also tasty, but Corona, Tecate, XX are too weak and sour for my taste. He's the witness to HK's bullshit 2 ozs of red wine in a goblet for dinner.

I found that Latin people, Mexicans and Argentinians in particular, are like El Capitan by nature, nice, sweet, fun, playful, light-hearted, tend to kid around and have fun like kids. Most are not serious, mean and ugly like typical Yankees. By kidding and having a little fun with them you can indicate you want to be friends, not enemies, not exploiters who use, abuse and take advantages of them. Goodsense3 saw how the body shop guy, Ruben Carillos, gave me a far better deal for my car than Spanish-speaking Mexican Americans.

The same fun, gentle, sincere, disarming approach also works with street girls and bar girls in Tijuana, perhaps also with all sorts of people all over the world. I have seen guys make GF's out of bar girls with their games. El Capitan certainly has fun with all kinds of people all over the world, especially with the bros from out of state, who have the same passion for fun, good life, good food, good wines and beautiful women.

[QUOTE=KenjiYoshioka;2146216]Greetings gents,

I've got one small question. Does the ATM in the lobby of HK give pesos or USD?

Follow up question if the ATM gives USD (or even if not), where's a good place to get pesos?[/QUOTE]The ATMs in HK and the hotel are no longer working. If you leave HK, turn left and there is now a row of ATMs in an enclosed area. When I was there Friday, the rate at the exchange places was 17.30 to 1. The ATM next to HK gave me 17.87.

And yes, all in pesos.

[QUOTE=Flyer47;2146443]So, what is the name of this bar?[/QUOTE]If I were to guess I would say La Malquerida.

I found recently quite a few HK girls speak passable, if not good English.

The latest one is Tracy, a real petite doll, 5'2 90 lbs, smiling pretty face, straight brunette bangs, perky be boobs, perfect soft, smooth light skin. She spoke perfect English, works only occasionally when she runs out of money. I just had a great session, close to GFE with her. She's soft all over and very passionate in bed, grunting, sighing, caressing my back as she nears climax. After our session, she disappeared for more than 1 hour, probably went smoking something. She's from Tijuana, gave me her phone number and urge me to text her when I am in town. She usually wears a pair of black leather boots and hang out near Pista Norte. I texted her a few times but she could not come to Cascada. Seems she's busy with other things.

Darly is another petite pretty English-speaking doll from Tijuana, pretty face and perfect young, spongy body with conical be cups, tiny pink nipples, perfectly soft, smooth skin. She wants $100 a session but quickly reduced her rates. She usually sits near the door to Miami. She also gave me her tel for hook ups outside of HK meat market.

Also got tel from Alondra, a tall, pretty Sinaloa girl.

Native Tijuana girls are easier to get hold of for dates outside bar working hours.

[QUOTE=BaxterSlade;2146484]If I were to guess I would say La Malquerida.[/QUOTE]Wasn't there a shooting at that bar a few months back?

It's common knowledge in the zona that putas after their shift go to either La Valentina or La Malqerida to drink (more.) La Malquerida is way more popular though. The DJ at Valentina is a retard and he'll start playing Spanish opera music which will clear the place out, with the crowd leaving in droves for La Malquerida.

Do HK girls have to be regularly checked and get a health card just like the Street Girls?

[QUOTE=Luvem;2146469]DrMcNaughty,

You can't tease the name of a secret bar full of hot bar girls off the clock and not give the name of bar. This could be the tip year. This is your chance to go down in the Monger Hall of Fame. You are right I have not seen any info on the bar and it is your chance to make it right.[/QUOTE]There's no such thing as a "secret bar. " If you've been around the block you've seen every bar in the ZN, save for CC, the&G and one or two west of NH on Coahuila.

Most girls go home after their shifts. The ones who do want to party often to go La Malquerida, which is certainly not a secret bar by any means. Some go to the much smaller Valentina, opposite LM. You'll find some info on both here, but not much. The reason is that they don't tend to appeal to the average poster on this board. While both bars have different vibes, they both appeal to more to locals than to gringos.

But saying either is full of hot bar girls off the clock is something of an overstatement, IMHO.

I didn't go there looking. I was dragged there against my will by 2 hotties. Haha. I was surrounded by HK girls our table on 2nd floor. A few of the girls brought other guys back to our table to party. I like the vibe no meseros hounding and not stacked with fellow Americans. I went on solo sat morn bumped into friends and walked out a couple hours later with a sexy flaca I had never even seen working at HK before. Had breakfast at azul and had a great day laying, napping and soaking in jacuzzi together.

[QUOTE=Phordphan;2146896]There's no such thing as a "secret bar. " If you've been around the block you've seen every bar in the ZN, save for CC, the&G and one or two west of NH on Coahuila.

Most girls go home after their shifts. The ones who do want to party often to go La Malquerida, which is certainly not a secret bar by any means. Some go to the much smaller Valentina, opposite LM. You'll find some info on both here, but not much. The reason is that they don't tend to appeal to the average poster on this board. While both bars have different vibes, they both appeal to more to locals than to gringos.

But saying either is full of hot bar girls off the clock is something of an overstatement, IMHO.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Flyer47;2146664]Wasn't there a shooting at that bar a few months back?[/QUOTE]Actually a couple shootings there. But there have been a lot of shootings. Lets see just to name a few Tropical, HK several across from La Perla, a coulple outside Chicago Club, a bunch of people shot at El Torito on Rev. If you walk from HK to Adelitas you can still see bullet holes in the church that seperates them.

And we can't forget the DJ shot dead at Valentina bar by the commercial cop playing with his gun. So I would advice anyone who fears shootings probably abvoid Tijuana.

But that would be terrible advice. I mean there was the guy who got shot at the taco bell drive through in the states. Should we avoid drive thrus also. It would be a hell of a lot safer to just stay home. BUT WHAT FUN WOULD THAT BE?

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;2146480]The ATMs in HK and the hotel are no longer working. If you leave HK, turn left and there is now a row of ATMs in an enclosed area. When I was there Friday, the rate at the exchange places was 17.30 to 1. The ATM next to HK gave me 17.87.

And yes, all in pesos.[/QUOTE]Gentlemen,

I just want to express my gratitude for the information. We really are a community here, aren't we.

I'll do my part and post a trip report when I'm down there at the end of the month. I haven't been to Tijuana in... Fuck. Decades?

I am 2 days from my first visit to Tijuana and HK. Done my research, have my cash, have my coupons from the site. All that's left is to fly my ass out there. So excited for this.

Any last minute intel or advice will be appreciated.

Was waiting fro Azul's steak dinner with a wing man Friday night when Samantha sat down on the couch and started rubbing my crotch. She has been working in HK a few years; her face pretty resembling Lindsay Wagner. I bought her a ficha for old time sake. I just had 2 exhausting sessions and was hungry, waiting for dinner, but she got me hard just remembering embracing her warm, fragrant supple body while driving into her wet pussy.

Samantha has put on a few pounds. We communicated with my limited Spanish and gestures. She wanted $100 or 1800 pesos to go upstairs. I offered her 1000 pesos. She countered with 1500 pesos and would not budge. I was far more hungry than horny, so was just kissing and feeling her up while waiting for food.

The mesero brought my wingman a very hot girl. He bought her a ficha but was sitting back, keeping a distance while talking to her formally. I urged him to start making out with the girl but he was too shy to do it. As I learned in my undergraduate days, if you don't try to kiss or grab your dates, they think you are gay and stupid. It's perfectly OK to express your love and lust to someone you love, especially in Mexico's puta bars. Hehe.

I always feel deep affection for HK's girls if they can speak some English. It's just a lot sweeter to know what they think and how they feel, even in pidgin English. If prefer English-speaking girls, the bros should ask stage handlers, Lilo, Ellie, Anthony ect. Or a hand full of old-time meseros, to find girls fitting their specs.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2148596]Was waiting fro Azul's steak dinner with a wing man Friday night when Samantha sat down on the couch and started rubbing my crotch. She has been working in HK a few years; her face pretty resembling Lindsay Wagner. I bought her a ficha for old time sake. I just had 2 exhausting sessions and was hungry, waiting for dinner, but she got me hard just remembering embracing her warm, fragrant supple body while driving into her wet pussy.

Samantha has put on a few pounds. We communicated with my limited Spanish and gestures. She wanted $100 or 1800 pesos to go upstairs. I offered her 1000 pesos. She countered with 1500 pesos and would not budge. I was far more hungry than horny, so was just kissing and feeling her up while waiting for food.

The mesero brought my wingman a very hot girl. He bought her a ficha but was sitting back, keeping a distance while talking to her formally. I urged him to start making out with the girl but he was too shy to do it. As I learned in my undergraduate days, if you don't try to kiss or grab your dates, they think you are gay and stupid. It's perfectly OK to express your love and lust to someone you love, especially in Mexico's puta bars. Hehe.

I always feel deep affection for HK's girls if they can speak some English. It's just a lot sweeter to know what they think and how they feel, even in pidgin English. If prefer English-speaking girls, the bros should ask stage handlers, Lilo, Ellie, Anthony ect. Or a hand full of old-time meseros, to find girls fitting their specs.[/QUOTE]Captain Solo check the "Google Translate" conversation free app for cell phone. You speak English and she hears in Spanish. On the contrary, she speaks Spanish and you can hear in English. Unfortunately, my phone is not working in Mexico at the moment.

[QUOTE=SwFun4;2148232]I am 2 days from my first visit to Tijuana and HK. Done my research, have my cash, have my coupons from the site. All that's left is to fly my ass out there. So excited for this.

Any last minute intel or advice will be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Take your favorite condoms. The condoms in Hong Kong and Adelita are too thick, not good quality.