Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch; 1377715]I really enjoy your posts. The topics and what you have to say about them.

When I was in my late 20s I was having problems with my wife. My paternal grandfather visited and said something to me I dismissed at the time."Maybe you're not the kind of man who should be married." About 25 years later I realized he was was right. Gramps was a wise man with broad experiences. In the 1930s he saw the country riding in boxcars. I gave up on marriage in my early 40s but continued to look for a long term relationship with the "right woman." Had a number of girl friends. Some were nice ladies; with some I had good sex. Finally in my late 50s I figured out I'm happiest when I don't have to constantly compromise my life with a woman and am free to fuck whomever, whenever with no need to hide anything. I've never been happier. I have female friends, just not girl friends.

I wonder if men who are into mongering wouldn't be happier if they were unencumbered by a long term relationship. I sure am.[/QUOTE]The older I get, late 40s now, the more I enjoy spending time on my own. As my Dad has always said,"One is a whole number." When you have all the p*and you want and good friends, who needs to "take care" of a girl?

[QUOTE=Mooris7;1377565]Saw Cream at Mangos. There were about 25 ladies when I visited and I kid you not she was then only one worth it. Cute face, nice ass, blue braces, and bolt on's. Overall decent service. Mangos was nothing like I expected.[/QUOTE]Yep, the lineup is pretty poor now. Lots of old ladies and fatties. Seems the talent level at all the PSE shops has dwindled over the past 18 months. Lookers have found out they can go to the other less hardcore oilies, make just as much, and provide less. That is the story of the entire P4P scene in BKK. That and younger dudes willing to pay more.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1377799]The older I get, late 40s now, the more I enjoy spending time on my own. As my Dad has always said,"One is a whole number." When you have all the p*and you want and good friends, who needs to "take care" of a girl?[/QUOTE]Good for you! It took me another 10 years to get to that point. I think the keys are learning to be comfortable in your own skin, enjoying your own companionship and not feeling the need to have another person in your life to be complete.

I went to this place about 3 weeks ago. Iits in a small soi near Pink and Mango Massage, very easy way from BTS.

The place look new, I think they start working only 4/5 months ago, and the mamasan is very polite.

The girl wear like a airways uniform in purple color, very funny. They offer 2 different room. 3 different time options (1 hour 1 hour and half or 2 hours) and 3 different massage (thai, oil and aroma) so its mean there is a lot of option where you can decide, maybe too much options. Anyway I choose 1 hour and half and the shower room, the damage was 2100 baht and I choose the girl call Sainam. She don't speak english but she is very nice and funny with a big boobs and a beatiful smile. The price is all inclusive and I spent a great time with her. After I leave a tip of some hundred baht to her.

The room was clean and big, maybe too big but for sure is better this rooms than the cubicle's of Mango or Pink. Nice decoration and everything is new there.

Ciao!

Made a trip to EZ1 massage last Monday night with a friend of mine. We took a look at the web site before setting off, not to pre-select a lady but just to amuse ourselves about the disparity between the quantity of the girls pictured and the degree of photo shopping. Our predictions were correct, there were more girls on the web site than were available in the shop and they had all been photo-shopped to Katmandu and half way back again.

On our way into the shop we were solicited by the shop next door, but decided to maintain our course and walked into the EZ. We were warmly greeted by the receptionist / mamasan who was very pleasant. The line-up was presented on an L shaped sofa in the right corner, there were about 14-15 girls of varying shapes and ages. None of them looked UN-doable but there was no one who could be classed as a stunner. Could not recognize any from the web site which came as no surprise.

The mamasan summoned two girls from the left hand side of the sofa who then walked towards us. I was slightly bemused by the assumption that we would accept girls chosen for us, no doubt the girls who had the least, or no, customers that day. I sized them both up and decided one of them was actually quite nice (or by far the best of the two). This caused a disagreement between my friend and I as this was the lady he wanted as well, not surprising really. I decided to placate my friend and allowed him to pick the better of the two. I politely declined the second one on offer and assured the mamasan I would be just fine making my own selection. I settled on a small, slim girl who had a quite pretty face and a nice shape to her. Sorry cannot recall her name.

After ascending the stairs I found the room to be slightly on the small side but more than adequate. My perspective is that these rooms are for one purpose and one purpose only. The decor was unimportant to me so paid little or no attention to it. My only priorities are a very firm bed, which I got (I really do not like those saggy worn out mattresses) and the enthusiasm of the lady ie quality of service.

The lady did not join me in the shower and instead departed to collect her basket of tricks. I know some people gauge the ladies attitude by her willingness, or otherwise, to start the session in the shower but personally I have never found this to be an accurate barometer. Anyway I wouldn't want to take a shower with me either!

By the time she returned I was showered and waiting on the bed. She handed me the drink I had asked for and jumped in the shower herself. When she joined me on the bed I was surprised by her asking if I wanted a massage, I replied that in time I would but took the opportunity to explain what I expected to happen in the ensuing time, ie BJ with CIM, quick shower, oil massage. 2nd BJ, hat on and FS. She made me laugh when her response was whether I would give her a nice tip or not. When I had finished chuckling I politely pointed out that the existence and amount of the tip was completely her responsibility viz: "if you earn it you will get it". To be fair in the end she did earn it and duly received it.

Summary:

Face: 8/10.

Tits: 7/10. A cups but as I have posted before I am a devotee of small breasts. Her's were ok but not the shape I really like.

Body: 7/10. She was around 1 meter 60 tall not curvy.

Ass: 6. 5/10 smallish, OK shape not droopy.

BBBJ: 6/10. No real complaints about the quality, did have to give her a couple of prompts but let's be fair you can't expect her to know what a first time customer does or does not prefer and she happily complied to altering her technique. She did provide CIM.

FS: 7/10. She did make an effort, as is her job to do so, but I have had more memorable sessions on several occasions (especially from the Annie's ladies). She was still nice and tight despite the fact I had the impression I was probably customer number 2 or 4.

A+: Didn't ask as this is not a priority for me.

Enthusiasm: 7/10 Can't fault the lady too much (it was after 9'oclock when we got there) but got the impression she would have preferred not to have another customer that particular day. This is not a criticism of the establishment, this was only my second visit to this place so I don't think you can build a really accurate picture of of a venue unless you have been there more than twice.

Likelihood of return: 7. 5/10: Left feeling pretty good. The overall experience was one that would make me want to return. I have tried the 4-5 most popular places which seem to get a lot of forum traffic and generally positive reviews yet for the life of me cannot see that they offer anything above and beyond what you can get at EZ1. On occasion I have experienced what I would describe as rapid or forceful sex at the other places where the girl was too aggressive (I think this was their interpretation of PSE). Fortunately the EZ lady was not like this.

Satisfaction: 7. 5/10.

Recommendation: 7. 5/10: Any one who has not visited EZ1 I would suggest giving it a try. Now I am not saying the most popular places are worse than EZ but I would urge new visitors not to be swayed by what they read on various forums and give EZ a chance, I don't think you will be disappointed.

Pricing: Does not seem to have changed in recent times.

Regards.

BJ

[QUOTE=DanGood;1373950]I was yesterday visiting Apple. She told me that she still didn't experiment sandwich with 2 guys and she is ready to try. Any one would like to join me? I'm heterosexual and at BKK till 24th.[/QUOTE]So did you ever have your Apple sandwich? If so, how was it? Did she like it? Is she up for another go at it?

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1377522]Last paragraph is good advice. If you're going to spend time with working girls, have a lot of variety. It's okay to have you're favorites that you keep coming back to, but space them out with new ladies in between. Remember, they're only attached to your wallet. So why do you want to get attached to them. Don't look for a a serious relationship with a working girl.[/QUOTE]I think people should decide for themselves whether to get attached to any woman or not. This kind of thing is a personal decision that isn't the business of others.

But if you've decided that you don't want to get attached, then to avoid getting attached unintentionally you need to keep seeing more than one woman. Because having really good sex with the same woman all the time can change your emotions and make you feel attached to her, even if this wasn't your intention to begin with.

[QUOTE=MastiGuru; 1377554]I am planning to transit thru BKK and have a stop over of 3 hours which is not good enough to get out of immigration.

I know there is a MP inside the airport which does offer oil massage.

Need help from other forum members if there are any extras in offer and any particular choices.[/QUOTE]As far as I know they offer a great massage with friendly service, but no extras.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;1378130]I think people should decide for themselves whether to get attached to any woman or not. This kind of thing is a personal decision that isn't the business of others.[/QUOTE]But it can still be a good advice for first comers to Thailand.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ;1377965]Any one who has not visited EZ1 I would suggest giving it a try. Now I am not saying the most popular places are worse than EZ but I would urge new visitors not to be swayed by what they read on various forums and give EZ a chance, I don't think you will be disappointed.[/QUOTE]I think it makes more sense to search for women rather than for massage places. Because it's not really the massage you are after or the place. It's the woman.

EZ Massage sounds like a good place to visit, especially to see the lady your friend got to go with. An attractive woman is always a pleasure for a guy to be with, even if she isn't that good in bed. Because you can always nail the sexy chick with your dick, instead of having her do something for you. Last time I checked, this kind of thing is a pleasure for any guy, as long as the lady is pretty and sexy.

[QUOTE=Dextro Sol;1378169]But it can still be a good advice for first comers to Thailand.[/QUOTE]I've met a number of guys in Thailand who got attached to P4P women and got married to them either officially or unofficially. And all those guys have been coming to Thailand for some time, before they decided to get attached.

It's not the newcomers who get attached. It's the guys who are tired of sleeping around and not having a secure relationship.

Newcomers often tend to look at Thai P4P women as they look at Western prostitutes. They don't understand the Thai culture and the GFE experience they can get with Thai women. And that's why they are less likely to get attached to Thai women, than are experienced guys who have been sleeping with Thai women for some time.

[QUOTE=Dan7373; 1378183]I've met a number of guys in Thailand who got attached to P4P women and got married to them either officially or unofficially. And all those guys have been coming to Thailand for some time, before they decided to get attached.

It's not the newcomers who get attached. It's the guys who are tired of sleeping around and not having a secure relationship.

Newcomers often tend to look at Thai P4P women as they look at Western prostitutes. They don't understand the Thai culture and the GFE experience they can get with Thai women. And that's why they are less likely to get attached to Thai women, than are experienced guys who have been sleeping with Thai women for some time.[/QUOTE]As a long time resident my observations are quite different from yours. I find the new guys far more likely to fall in "love" with a gal and get hooked up. Guys who have been here awhile know the game and are far less trusting of Thai women in general as there is some understanding of how different their value system is. At the first red flag, they are out of there.

[QUOTE=Dan7373; 1378130]I think people should decide for themselves whether to get attached to any woman or not. This kind of thing is a personal decision that isn't the business of others.

But if you've decided that you don't want to get attached, then to avoid getting attached unintentionally you need to keep seeing more than one woman. Because having really good sex with the same woman all the time can change your emotions and make you feel attached to her, even if this wasn't your intention to begin with.[/QUOTE]I am really amazed at the tie you see between "good sex" and emotions. For me good sex is just like riding a roller coaster; it is great fun, but when it is over, it is over. Emotions come into play because of other far more important elements. Guess I might have functioned that way when I was in high school and perhaps into the first year or so of Uni, but now, heavens no.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1377821]Good for you! It took me another 10 years to get to that point. I think the keys are learning to be comfortable in your own skin, enjoying your own companionship and not feeling the need to have another person in your life to be complete.[/QUOTE]Gratzi! I think when one is comfortable in one's skin, only then can one hope to be comfortable with another person.

I had an outcall with this girl. [url]http://www.ezmassagebkk.com/ladies/aida.html.[/url] She is very petite and small. But took a good pounding and was very accomodative.

The service of both ez and Aida was very very good. I took a 25mg Viagra an hour before. It was actually a 100mg that I tried to bust up unsuccessfully into 4 pieces. I ended up destroying most of it with a little left for me. If anyone knows how to bust these pills up much appreciate the advice.

EZ took my phone number, hotel room and surname. Aida turned up on time and was showered so no time wasting there. Clothes straight off and me into the shower where she washed by dick though she did not get in herself. As soon as she touched it the Viagra started doing its work.

I was rock hard. We then proceeded onto the bed where she gave a slow BBBJ with flipping her toungue around the head. It was lovely. After about 15 mins of this I was ready to go. I then pounded here for a good 30mis. As I get older my time to finish becomes longer. I had a few incidents where 'you not cum, I cum. You cum quick babe' which really just puts me off. This girl took the pounding like a soldier. She was really petit which made her pussy feel oh so tight. Does not give DFK (only closed lips) but after 20mins of fucking, I told here that will make me finish quicker. She DFK'd like her life depended on it!

In terms of the overall experience for the price I have to say it was in my top 3 in Thailand.

For new people to Bangkok I would certainly recommend this at least you have someone here to complain to. And also I doubt the service is that much better anywhere else. I did not do incall but outcall was very efficient with the hotel receiptionst sending Aida up to my room when she arrived and then calling me back letting me know she was going. This also makes the whole experience safer for those nervous newbies.

Also bear in mind this is only one shot. So either negoitate prior to starting for a second shot of have a wank a few hours before the session to extend the time if you feel your going to be finished in 2 minutes.