Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1378734]WOW, for me, if I had to choose between cumming too quick or not at all, I'd pick the premature ejac any day! Must be so frustrating not being able to cum at all. For us normal people (those that don't prematurely ejaculate or don't have to suffer session with no ejac at all) it's very enjoyable to have sex multiple times in one session and being able to be fully satisfied.[/QUOTE]Cumming too quick isn't a problem, when the lady lets you have a second go at her. It's when you get to have one pop only, then you need to plan ahead and cum alone before you come to see the lady, so that you can last longer with her.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;1378823]Cumming too quick isn't a problem, when the lady lets you have a second go at her. It's when you get to have one pop only, then you need to plan ahead and cum alone before you come to see the lady, so that you can last longer with her.[/QUOTE]Well I would not know as I am not a Premature Ejaculator, but I guess you are right. However, cumming quickly probably gives more satisfaction to the punter than not cumming at all.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;1378454]You can talk with the lady and agree about having two pops, before you go to the massage room. The lady probably won't refuse, if you make her a reasonable offer. My impression is that at most massage places you get only one pop. If you want two pops, then you need to make special arrangements for it.[/QUOTE]

Of course, most things are negotiable, and you're right that beforehand works better.

However, when choosing a lady, I prefer to focus on picking the one I like and seeing if there's some degree of chemistry between us, rather than getting into the service / price negotiations. I'm not too keen on barging into a place and asking the group "who here does 2-3 pops for 2000". Or even worse, individually negotiating & haggling the price with several girls in a row (with increasing disappointment and bad feelings).

Hey guys,

Going to Thailand next week and just wondering how many times you're allowed to pop typically at a soapy or an oily. Is it just the once? Also where's

The best place to head for a Thailand / Bangkok first timer like myself? Any do's / don't's?

Thanks very much for any advice!

[QUOTE=RandomGuy1989; 1378999]Hey guys,

Going to Thailand next week and just wondering how many times you're allowed to pop typically at a soapy or an oily. Is it just the once? Also where's

The best place to head for a Thailand / Bangkok first timer like myself? Any do's / don't's?

Thanks very much for any advice![/QUOTE]Dear Random Guy 1989,

Since you thanked in advance, I had to advice. You see, the question you asked is already answered over and over again in this forum. Please read 5-7 pages of the past postings, I am sure you will find the info. Not only will you find the multiple pops places, you will also find the names of places.

You will be amazed at the amount of information.

But (and what a big Butt) you have to stop shooting questions out of your ass, without caring to read. Please do all of us a favor. Read Read READ RTFF.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1378695]Be careful what you wish for. Taking a very long time to cum has its disadvantages. Would be nice to have a happy medium of not too fast and not too slow.[/QUOTE]"Man spends the first half of his life to try to control premature ejaculation, and the second half to achieve it."

This, at least, applies to me. Most of the times. I have tried not to wank for a few days before I start my mongering, but in such case, even at my age, I cannot control, and pop a massive load in 30 sec. SOL girls, beware, I am coming next week. But thereafter, I am like Szygies. I have also noted that Cialis does make me hard, but definitively prevent me cumming. When viagra does not have such consequences.

Anyway, I have learned to enjoy sex, even if I do not cum everytime. I'll rather go with 3-4 girls in the day, whether I cum or not, than worrying about cumming, exhausting myself with the first and losing interest thereafter.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1378734]WOW, for me, if I had to choose between cumming too quick or not at all, I'd pick the premature ejac any day! Must be so frustrating not being able to cum at all. For us normal people (those that don't prematurely ejaculate or don't have to suffer session with no ejac at all) it's very enjoyable to have sex multiple times in one session and being able to be fully satisfied.[/QUOTE]If "normal" is defined by "most", you are not normal. You are just one of lucky few. All studies have shown that most young men suffer from some kind of premature ejaculation.

With regards to wheter one prefers to premature ejaculate or not at all: not so simple. Of course I would prefer to prematurly ejaculate rather than never. But once I have, I'll rather continue sex play, oral, foreplay, even penetration, and enjoy it, even if I ultimately do not cum. And as said by Szygies, I will then be ready a bit later for another good fuck, this time with ultimate success.

I won't be around anymore, but will be fun to see what you have to say about all that when you reach the tender age of 60.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1379094]If "normal" is defined by "most", you are not normal. You are just one of lucky few. All studies have shown that most young men suffer from some kind of premature ejaculation.[/QUOTE]Certainly a common problem according to the textbooks. I previously read books on sex problems, and found that the issue of sometimes taking too long to come, does not exist in the books at all as a problem.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1379094]If "normal" is defined by "most", you are not normal. You are just one of lucky few. All studies have shown that most young men suffer from some kind of premature ejaculation.[/quote]Well, I'd be lying if I said it never happened to me, of course it did! However I no longer suffer from this problem. Even at a young age, when I was prematurely ejaculating, I could screw twice in a row with the second shot taking its time so it never handicapped me much.

[quote]With regards to wheter one prefers to premature ejaculate or not at all: not so simple. Of course I would prefer to prematurly ejaculate rather than never. But once I have, I'll rather continue sex play, oral, foreplay, even penetration, and enjoy it, even if I ultimately do not cum. And as said by Szygies, I will then be ready a bit later for another good fuck, this time with ultimate success.[/quote]Yes, I hear what you're saying, but it would be better to ejaculate the first time and then have a session later and ejaculate again.

Getting older (yeah, we all go through it) , I'm not so much after the 3 shot sessions anymore. I'm sure it could be done but I just don't have the interest. One long good shot is good enough for me and I don't even have to have sex every day

Thanks for the post it makes me feel like I am not a freak.

I have a similar issue I think it is probably to do with watching too much porn which moves your point of pleasure. If you stop wanking / sex for a week and don't watch any porn (not easy in Thailand) , you will find that the time to complete is much shorter and your ability to get more than 1 pop within a 3-4 hour frame is higher. Also too much simulation means you need more and different / intense simulation see my earlier post on BDSM which then pushes the boundaries a little.

Agree on having tag team. Takes the pressure of the girls who are used to a 5 min session. I do this regularly.

I think as you get older you find what your mind wants your body cannot deliver ! In Bangkok I like to have 3 sessions a day......but wheteher I can perform.....

I will admit, I have never been to any of these places on Soi 33. But that is why this forum can even help an old timer. Soi 33 was talked about recently. So I thought I would give it a shot.

I usually don't' hit the pre-paid places. This is on the left side as you walk from Sukhumvit.

Dudes shows me a menu. I was not that impressed at first. 1500, body to body and BJ. 2000, body to body, BJ, FS. He shows me the girl, her name is Nadia. She is not a "stunner". Kind of heavy, but a cute smile and a twinkle in her eye.

I took the plunge.

I was worried at first because she got into the shower with me fully clothed. I grabbed her ass and she kind of pulled away and giggled. I thought, this is going to be fucked.

It was not. It was very very good. Full GFE service with a smile. I pounded her for a good 30 mins after kissing and BBBJ. She never complained or said. Hurry up". Nadia is a lot of fun, has a great personality and we definitely "clicked".
Don't know if it is the norm for these places. But I might try another Soi 33 spot tomorrow.

I didn't do a lot of research, but this seemed like a good enough place to get my first Thai MP experience, I was wrong. I walked in early afternoon, there were 6 girls, all of them pretty good looking 7-8 imo. All were smiling and a trying to get my attention except for 1, the cutest. She looked a little shy, but genuine (not desperate to have me). I didn't ask at all about what I was paying for, I just figured I was getting everything for 2k.

Her name is Pai 22 and not much English. We started in the tub, she gave me a nice soapy rubdown, then we moved to the bed. Some inexperienced massage, but good effort. She was getting wet and I really wanted a taste. It wasn't the sweetest tang I've ever had, but pretty close. After 10 minutes of DATY, I asked for reciprocation. No mouth she says. Right there I lose all interest. I'm being fleeced and I'm pissed off. Play it cool, I'm just going to fuck her and gtfo. So I put on the hat, and I can barely keep it hard because she's just obviously not into it. Her pussy was extremely tight and tiny, it took some effort just to get 1 finger in. I gave up the idea of being able to get off fucking her. Pull off the hat, and she jerked me to finish.

Looks 8, Body 8, Effort 4, Pussy 9, Boobies B-nice, BJ (she don't like mouth) , Tip 0

One of the things I love about Bangkok is possibility of the unexpected happening. Checking out new possibilities at oilies baths or go go's is always interesting and sometimes rewarding it yet somehow ends up as more of the same, simply variations on a theme, you pay you play. A couple of days back I had a somewhat different experience. It was mid afternoon on my day off, I was aimlessly wandering around Soi 8 wondering what to do next, go for a shag, play some pool when I spotted a nondescript little shop called Foot joy, something different I thought have a foot massage.

She was sitting near the counter as I began talking to the cashier. Looking up from playing with her I Phone she smiled that smile. That was it I was smitten. I checked the menu yes they had oil massage in a private room. I asked her if she was free for massage,"of course" she says in perfect English. I couldn't help but notice as she led the way up the stairs that she the had most perfectly shaped ass I had ever seen. When we got to the room she asked "you want one or two hours "," don't know what do you think". There was something in the way she said "two hours better' that first got me excited.

Now a word on Foot Joy. It is a straight up massage shop specializing in as the name suggests foot massage. The staff with few exceptions is made up of older women. There are 7 or 8 chairs on the ground floor, more on the first floor, curtained off cubicles on the second floor for Thai and oil massage and one very basic private room on the third floor. By no stretch of the imagination would you mistake it for a shop that provided specials which makes what happened to me all that much more puzzling.

Lying on my stomach she begins a very professional shiatsu style massage while we engaged in the usual chatter. It was strong and firm until she moved to my thighs and ass when it changed to a soft caress gently touching my dick and balls. I got such an erection that continuing to lie on my stomach became uncomfortable and I had to turn over. Not knowing what her reaction would be I placed the towel across my hips. She smiled that smile again and asks "are you shy?" and you know what despite my not inconsiderable experience in a strange way I was, but this was no time for coyness. I hopped off the table lifted her on to it laid her down and kissed her pushing my tongue deep into her mouth. Not surprisingly as I must have seemed like a man out of control she pushed me back but the look in those beautiful eyes was simply saying, hey take it easy.

When I tried to lift up her pink top she put her hands up as if to say no but then giggling raised them over her head in a mock gesture of surrender. Taking her clothes off was like revealing a secret garden of delight. Her perfect mannequin model figure and trimmed Bush were a sight to behold. I kissed her lips again then her neck her boobs by the time I got to her clit I was in heaven. Within minutes she was arching her back pushing her fanny into my face, I continued to lick and suck until she came with an intensity that could not have been faked. When I laid back on top of her she held me so tight I had to push myself off her just to breathe. When I entered her such pleasure I hadn't experienced since the early days of making love with my ex wife.

Although she never even hinted at being paid I offered her 2000 which she smilingly accepted and pointing downstairs raised her finger to her mouth. I shook my head hugged her and said it is our secret. I did not ask her name nor incidentally did she ask for mine nor appropriately did she utter the proverbial "hope to see you again".

I went back into the sunshine of Soi 8 feeling I must soon wake up from an amazing dream. What happened that afternoon is difficult to understand. I don't believe she is a regular provider but I could be wrong. If she wasn't then why me, I'm no George Clooney. This may sound surprising but you know what as amazing as it was I will not be going back. I have learned over the years never try to repeat an out of this world experience, it is never the same second time round and more importantly it dilutes the memory of the experience and that memory is so sweet it will stay with me forever.

Amazing Bangkok

Hi. I'm local and I've visited Tulip and a few other FS salons and the setup works well for me. I have a question (hope I'll get a usable answer on this one).

Will some of these salons (ie Tulip and the others in this thread) service a farang woman (she might want to be serviced alone)? That'd be service by 2 girls, on site, and they'd have to be very good at what they do. I know that this is is readily available at Eden and maybe Annie's, but it's a different scene and not quite what would suit her the best (she likes the MP setup and the discretion of the locations). So, a place (or more) with a knowledgeable mamasan and staff would be a must; but this is terra incognita for me.

I'd prefer direct knowledge rather than extrapolations (I can do those myself) ; I know about the take-outs from gogo's etc so please let's stay confined to the MP's.

Thanks for any info!

CF

In the past 10 days or so I visited Snowhite 2 times. The first time I had a 2 hours session with Nana, the second time was a 1 hour session with Bonus.

NANA: I booked her based on a good review I read about her and her supposed big breast size.

Her pictures on the website (and in the book too) look not too bad for me, but honestly when I saw her in person I started to regret it already.

She is quite on the fat side, her face isn't very nice. Overall I have seen many better looking women even at the Beergarden soi 7.

The service itself was quite good / PSE starting from the shower. I wasn't in the mood so much anyway, so I managed to cum 2 times in less than 1:30 and left 30 mins in advance (I was still charged for 2 hours downstairs).

The massage in the middle of the 2 pops was ridiculous at best. I know this isn't the right place for a proper massage and honestly I am not even a massage expert / lover. But in years of visiting places like Mango / Tulip / etc this one was the worst hands down.

Of course I wouldn't repeat her.

BONUS: she looks quite cute for my standards, both face and body (slim and tight).

She is also a bit more funny girl (than the dull Nana at least). She didn't provide any service in the shower other than cleaning.

On the bed she started with a very good BJ (deep throat all the way. I am quite short I admit, but still nice!)

Also she had good variation and I enjoyed it (also because coupled with her nice looks).

The sex itself was nothing special (not a very good actress) and she doesn't do Anal (she started complaining as soon as my finger slightly massaged outside her hole).

The only annoying fact was the Kissing. She wasn't looking for it at all and showed no passion (contrary to the BJ which seems quite enthusiastic). Also just lip kissing with very little tongue and half opened mouth.

As I think I wrote somewhere else, for me the kissing is very important when I am with a cute young girl. So even if I am also a BJ lover and she was quite good at it, I think I will not repeat her. (unless I am at SW with no other girl available and not willing to walk out)