Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Dr Joke; 1379581]One of the things I love about Bangkok is possibility of the unexpected happening. Checking out new possibilities at oilies baths or go go's is always interesting and sometimes rewarding it yet somehow ends up as more of the same, simply variations on a theme, you pay you play. A couple of days back I had a somewhat different experience. It was mid afternoon on my day off, I was aimlessly wandering around Soi 8 wondering what to do next, go for a shag, play some pool when I spotted a nondescript little shop called Foot joy, something different I thought have a foot massage.

I went back into the sunshine of Soi 8 feeling I must soon wake up from an amazing dream. What happened that afternoon is difficult to understand. I don't believe she is a regular provider but I could be wrong. If she wasn't then why me, I'm no George Clooney. This may sound surprising but you know what as amazing as it was I will not be going back. I have learned over the years never try to repeat an out of this world experience, it is never the same second time round and more importantly it dilutes the memory of the experience and that memory is so sweet it will stay with me forever.

Amazing Bangkok[/QUOTE]Nice experience Dr Joke I don't mean to hurt your feelings but I don't believe in fairy tales. I am not saying she is a regular P4P girl but it's a stretch to believe this isn't something she does every so often maybe when she's feeling horny or needs the money. You said you were not going back but I would like to give it a try, problem is you gave so little detail it would be hard to know which masseuse it was. I know you didn't get the name but can you give a little more detail such as age appearance anything that may identify her.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1380939], service is at the best mechanical, often just totally indifferent.[/QUOTE]This is the whoring business. Punters got to go there indifferent as well. The little souls are only there to service your biological need to blow your wad. No need to get all emotional about anything or take things personally. Certainly they don't.

I decided to head to Dr BJ's for a cheap memory. I hope they have better days. Looking across the street wasn't much better. Maybe they were just really busy.

I headed back down the street and stopped to chat with a girl I made eye contact with on the way up. I'm not sure of the name of the place, it might have been "Plain Massage" 5-6 girls outsideonly 1 I was interested in. Her name is Pau. 800 for oil massage. I ask about full service she says 2k. There is instant chemistry so we head up the stairs. I shower, she asks if she can put on some music and who am I to say no? Whatever gets them comfy, right. She starts to give me a massage with her clothes on? She probably sensed that I'm a noob (I am) , but there was no hesitation, argument, or loss of chemistry when I told her to get naked. About 10 minutes of better than average oil massage, I flip and she starts grinding her puss below my lower knee. She is getting pretty wet. And the vibe is really hot. She starts a slow jerk rubbing my chest and grinding my knee at the same time. Without having to tell her I'm ready for more she starts nice BBJ with plenty of ball juggling and ass tickling. Hat on. We fuck for about half an hour in 4 different positions, and I'm not cumming (only a few days into my trip, mind still stuck in sex prison porn / wank mode). I'm tired from all the motion and let her know I'd like to finish with a BJ lying down. This does the job. I almost hit my face with the shot, pretty sure some of it flew over my shoulder. We chat a bit afterwards, and shower together, she seems to be genuinely turned on and starts sucking me again in the shower, really enjoying it. Theres no way I'm going to cum again, and I thank her for the effort. We fool around a little on the bed, says she is 28 with a kid. Seeing her with clothes I'd never guess over 22, but naked her age shows a little more. No really obvious signs of a baby. I will repeat with her.

Looks 8, Body 7. 5. Tits, nice large B, excellent shape, very firm for 28, 8.5, Pussy 7, despite going for DFK (she didn't seem into it, and I'm not one to force it with a hooker on 1st meeting) GFE / vibe=8. 5. Nice girl

Does the famous Bo formally of Mango massage now work at Cherry massage? I think there was a suggestion in a previous post but I have seen nothing more about it. Also is the Fa on Snow White website the old Fa just with new titties?

I was looking for a legit massage place. There are probably a few places in this city where extras are completely out of the question, this isn't one of them. I didn't care about looks, I was actually looking for a bigger girl who could give me a a good working. The place is on Sukhumvit 19 just a couple minutes up the road past Terminal 21, I'm terrible at remembering names, it was called Reflex Massage (I think). I'm not going to reveal her name because I think there is some small chance that she wasn't supposed to perform extras. Anyways, if you're so inclined they have a green theme, green store front, green uniforms, large menu of different massage options, with no mention or suggestion of extras. To summarize my first experience, I'll just say she gave an excellent, fully clothed oil massage, with some "accidental" brushing of my package, and ass rubbing with her elbows. I didn't care about getting off, as I already had earlier in the day.

Repeat today, same girl. We are getting near the end of our time, the teasing / tickling is a little more obvious. I've got rock hard wood the last 3/4 of the session and she's fully aware, but playing the shy role. There is a faint sound of a girl moaning in an adjacent room. We both share a little laugh. I ask her if she can perform a happy ending. She says "you happy". I say yes of course I am. She has me sit up and we hug for a little bit. Ok I'm thinking WTF is going on. She starts to nibble and lick my ears. I'm getting turned on. I start rubbing her tits and trying to feel my way up. She has some undershirt, tucked deep into her pants that I suspect is 33% girdle. 33% uniform, and 34% chastity belt. She starts to kiss me, now this is getting a little akward. I decide to just go with it, thinking she's breaking some rules and feeling a little element of danger. We DFK for 5-10 minutes, and I'm making no progress with the removal of her clothes. She asks if I'm happy without ever making another move to my package, and I feel like this is just a good time to end it and move on. I get the feeling that she is playing hard to get? She's a nice girl, wants to exchange numbers, I just play dumb and say I didn't bring my phone. I lie and say I will repeat, but why would I, it got awkward when the DFK didn't progress. I shower, get clothed and go to pay. She gave me roughly 30% off the price (I'm not comfortable with this so I just make it up in the tip). I won't rate the experience, it is what it is, I just wish there was no kissing as the emotional aspect wasn't what I was looking for and I reallllly like her massage. Oh well there are plenty of new experiences to be had.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;1381128]Nice experience Dr Joke I don't mean to hurt your feelings but I don't believe in fairy tales. I am not saying she is a regular P4P girl but it's a stretch to believe this isn't something she does every so often maybe when she's feeling horny or needs the money. You said you were not going back but I would like to give it a try, problem is you gave so little detail it would be hard to know which masseuse it was. I know you didn't get the name but can you give a little more detail such as age appearance anything that may identify her.[/QUOTE]Nor do I believe in fairy tales and most likely you are right about the girl in questiona and no you haven't hurt my feelings. It's just that sometimes because it's unexpected both of you are in the right frame of mind and the chemistry is right it just feels extra special. Anyway how to identify her. I've only been to Foot Joy the once but it should be easy enough. Most of the staff I seen was made up older ladies, she is younger maybe mid twenties long hair, petite figure, a killer smile and was sitting near the cash desk when I wandered in. Hope it works out, let me know how you got on.

Good luck

Lavanna on Soi 12 is the best place I have been.

Very clean and classy, quiet, private rooms. I usually get the 90 min. foot. They give you tea when you check in and homemade ice cream before you leave.

[QUOTE=Palatkik;1381289]This is the whoring business. Punters got to go there indifferent as well. The little souls are only there to service your biological need to blow your wad. No need to get all emotional about anything or take things personally. Certainly they don't.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your patronising comments. Having been "whoring" for the last 40 years all over the world, I am able to differentiate different quality of service to satisfy!" my biological" needs. No later than 2 days ago, I had an excellent provider at Mango, not mechanical, not indifferent. No emotion, nothing personal, whatsoever, just good and friendly service, by somebody interested in satisfying her customer. Got it?

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1381607]Lavanna on Soi 12 is the best place I have been.

Very clean and classy, quiet, private rooms. I usually get the 90 min. Foot. They give you tea when you check in and homemade ice cream before you leave.[/QUOTE]Best legit place for me is Cefle, soi 33, in the alley just in front of LL. It is as much on my agenda when I am in BKK than any MP.

2 hours of stretch / extension of all limbs (except the middle one) , head, neck, foot, toe etc. For 350 B. All this in a quiet, climatised, ambiance. Can't be beaten to my opinion, whe recharging between sex sessions.

Am I wrong or is it something about kissing with the female Thais? They'll lick your balls, stick your cock in their mouth and stick their tongue up your ass. All with great skills I may add. But they don't like to or can't enjoy kissing!

[QUOTE=TConor;1381756]But they don't like to or can't enjoy kissing![/QUOTE]Never had a problem getting DFK'd let alone getting kissed

[QUOTE=Dr Joke; 1381434]Nor do I believe in fairy tales and most likely you are right about the girl in questiona and no you haven't hurt my feelings. It's just that sometimes because it's unexpected both of you are in the right frame of mind and the chemistry is right it just feels extra special. Anyway how to identify her. I've only been to Foot Joy the once but it should be easy enough. Most of the staff I seen was made up older ladies, she is younger maybe mid twenties long hair, petite figure, a killer smile and was sitting near the cash desk when I wandered in. Hope it works out, let me know how you got on.

Good luck[/QUOTE]Visited Foot Joy but unfortunately no joy. There was a young girl there with braces, hardly 'a killer smile' not a bad body but who despite my best efforts at ingratiating myself lacked the slightest semblance of interest in either me or the world at large. When I asked if there were other young girls available the woman at the desk said no only her. I cannot imagine she was the one you met, if she was she was on a different planet when I met her. I thought about checking her out on the basis of don't knock it till you tried it but thought better and left instead. Puzzled!

[QUOTE=Palatkik;1381289]This is the whoring business. Punters got to go there indifferent as well. The little souls are only there to service your biological need to blow your wad. No need to get all emotional about anything or take things personally. Certainly they don't.[/QUOTE]Is a negative comment emotional? Just dissappointment. He wasn't taking it personally at all. He expects everyone gets the same dull service. Its a great pity if all you ever experience is mechanical indifferent "performance" or that is all you want. Its possible to buy blowup dolls or fake vaginas etc. If no semblence of the real thing is needed. We all know that picking a good girl combination at Mango would be a far better experience. As I do not require anal, then I have additional choices for getting 2 girls. Eden is just not a consideration.

We pay money to have our dreams / fantasies fullfilled, and we want it as real as possible.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1381808]Is a negative comment emotional? Just dissappointment. He wasn't taking it personally at all. He expects everyone gets the same dull service. Its a great pity if all you ever experience is mechanical indifferent "performance" or that is all you want. Its possible to buy blowup dolls or fake vaginas etc. If no semblence of the real thing is needed. We all know that picking a good girl combination at Mango would be a far better experience. As I do not require anal, then I have additional choices for getting 2 girls. Eden is just not a consideration.

We pay money to have our dreams / fantasies fullfilled, and we want it as real as possible.[/QUOTE]Well said. Not bragging, but I have plenty of Non P4P options and I choose to do p4p because it is a different experience that can have a "spark" without turning into the inevitable emotional entanglements that come with most, if not all, *real* relationships. Is thinking it's more than sticking your dick in a hole "emotional"? I don't think so. I would like to genuinely enjoy my time with all the P4Ps I experience, who are real girls who have real needs, be they monetary or otherwise. And, believe it or not, some of them just really love to get fucked hard, and please the man they are with. No need to put down the girls as "holes".

Somebody who wants to get emotinally involved with a prostitute = his choice and folly. Or maybe not. Just let it go if it's not your scene.

[QUOTE=Zauberfee;1381766]Never had a problem getting DFK'd let alone getting kissed[/QUOTE]Depends. Some of the actual or ancient stars are great kissers: Ice, now Cherry, Pond, Tulip, Jane, former Tulip, June, Snow White.

Others don't like kissing very much, such as Bo, former Mango, but they do, at least with new customers. It may happen that they refrain from kissing when you become a steady customer of gik.