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[QUOTE=Revere;1274213]I figure I would share this story to you all on meeting non pros.[/QUOTE]This was a wonderful post for me. As I read it, I thought I should improve on my dancing. Very good pointers. I have never been to a car wash. In Sosua, I went to this dancehall. Classico I think but that does not count. In Santiago I went to Ahi Bar, but with a woman and while the dancing was fun, we did the reggaeton so you know what you are pressing against. LOL. However, I discovered to my chagrin, they do not allow single males to go in. So I go pissed off.
Hmm. I have got to try a car wash one of these days. Insh'allah!
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[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1274423]In Santiago I went to Ahi Bar, but with a woman and while the dancing was fun, we did the reggaeton so you know what you are pressing against. LOL. However, I discovered to my chagrin, they do not allow single males to go in. So I go pissed off.[/QUOTE]I've been to the Ahi Bar and club across the street numerous times by myself.
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[QUOTE=Orgasmico;1274425]I've been to the Ahi Bar and club across the street numerous times by myself.[/QUOTE]Well, first time I went with this woman. The second night, I went back alone and was not wearing a long-sleeve shirt with a collar etc, I had a tight T shirt and baseball cap and the security guy would not let me in. Perhaps because I am dark skinned guy or he did not like my face, LOL, but that is what happened.
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[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1274429]Well, first time I went with this woman. The second night, I went back alone and was not wearing a long-sleeve shirt with a collar etc, I had a tight T shirt and baseball cap and the security guy would not let me in. Perhaps because I am dark skinned guy or he did not like my face, LOL, but that is what happened.[/QUOTE]Did learn this during my travels. And I quote:
"A proper Domincan or any self respecting Gentleman, should have a collard shirt, slacks of proper clean, a Belt not string with shoes of good shine."
My comment;"So, if I dress nice your friends and family won't mind if I butt fvck you?"
Chick last April telling me how to dress for the club. I know it's a stolen line but she walked right in front of it...I was apologizing through the laughter
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LOL BoricuaOnline
[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline; 1274119]I met a Badoo chica by Badoo chat yesterday. A cute chica with lots of nice pics. Today she said hi and told me tomorrow is going to be the worst day of her life. She told me that the only highlight of her day was that she was thinking about me all day and that it makes her feel happy. I asked her why tomorrow was going to be such a bad day. I was thinking she was going to be murdered, her mom was going to die or that she has to give away a Blackberry. She told me she has 3 months of her OyM university fees due and that she needs $525 dollars. I told her to give me her info to help her and she began to give information for a Western Union transfer. I told her I need her full name and student number to help her because I know the college dean and can ask him to give her a deferment for her payment. She told me it was better if I give her money. I am not going to give her money but I am going to do something better: I am going to ask you all guys to help her. She (or he, she refuse to be seen by webcam) needs $525, please help guys! Here is her Badoo link:
[url]http://badoo.com/01213853263/[/url][/QUOTE]This was hilarious, especially the part where you said you would call her college dean and get her a deferrment. Also, please tell me BoricuaOnline, how the hell is asking us here in this forum to support this woman "better" than you giving her the money? LOL! Boy, some of these Badoo chicas are funny as hell."Hi, I know I just met you 5 minutes ago, but can you give me 500 dollars?" ROFL. But hey it's obvious there are suckers who give them the money, so can't say I blame them.
Funny post Boricua
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[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline;1274119]I met a Badoo chica by Badoo chat yesterday.[/QUOTE]Yes, like others said, seriously funny. I. E, funny despite its apparent serious demeanor! Keep it up, Bro.
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I support Boricua's request.
I too have helped her for the studies in the past and she was very happy and rewarded.
Great GFE, awesome performance, simple girl, very refreshing.
Add a tip.
[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline; 1274119]I met a Badoo chica by Badoo chat yesterday. A cute chica with lots of nice pics. Today she said hi and told me tomorrow is going to be the worst day of her life. She told me that the only highlight of her day was that she was thinking about me all day and that it makes her feel happy. I asked her why tomorrow was going to be such a bad day. I was thinking she was going to be murdered, her mom was going to die or that she has to give away a Blackberry. She told me she has 3 months of her OyM university fees due and that she needs $525 dollars. I told her to give me her info to help her and she began to give information for a Western Union transfer. I told her I need her full name and student number to help her because I know the college dean and can ask him to give her a deferment for her payment. She told me it was better if I give her money. I am not going to give her money but I am going to do something better: I am going to ask you all guys to help her. She (or he, she refuse to be seen by webcam) needs $525, please help guys! Here is her Badoo link:
[url]http://badoo.com/01213853263/[/url][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=The Windex Man; 1274448]This was hilarious, especially the part where you said you would call her college dean and get her a deferrment. Also, please tell me BoricuaOnline, how the hell is asking us here in this forum to support this woman "better" than you giving her the money? LOL! Boy, some of these Badoo chicas are funny as hell."Hi, I know I just met you 5 minutes ago, but can you give me 500 dollars?" ROFL. But hey it's obvious there are suckers who give them the money, so can't say I blame them.
Funny post Boricua[/QUOTE]Yes there are suckers giving them money. I visited OyM website and got the dean's name so I used factual information while chatting with her. A couple of years ago a girl from Santiago wrote me asking me for cash because her dad suffered a concho accident. I asked her which hospital her dad was being treated. She gave me the hospital name and I asked for his name and room number and told her that she have not to worry because I was going to pay all expenses directly to the hospital. She insisted to receive the money by Western Union. I insisted that I was going to pay directly to the hospital. She do not gave me any info. I hope he is still alive. If he died, at least she has a Blackberry.
I can give you a list of these ladies requests: I had a webcam session with a girl and an hour later she wanted to be my girlfriend. I told her ok that I want her to be my girlfriend. She instantly asked for 4, 000 pesos to pay her college debt. Another girl asked for a pizza delivery to be paid by me using my credit card. Laptops, mobile phones and cars also have been requested.
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[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline;1274336]I visited Los Taxistas car wash outside Los Peralejos (los Peralejos is near Carrefour) and El Home Run in Monoguayabo, both as you described, full of chicas from the nearby areas. I went there with my chica but I am 100% sure that if I were there alone I was going to exit with a girl. There are car washes across the city, both places I visited have good security, one had live perico ripiao music. Beers and drink are usually cheap and some also serve food or appetizzers.[/QUOTE]I added a pin for Los Taxistas and D' Home Run car washes in the map. I also did some updates, as for example Lapsus "new" location and others. Any info on the new Pasteur place?
Here is a video in D' Home Run:
[url]http://www.imagenesdominicanas.com/2009/11/pena-suazo-encendio-dhomerun-car-wash.html[/url]
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[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline;1274482]I can give you a list of these ladies requests: I had a webcam session with a girl and an hour later she wanted to be my girlfriend. I told her ok that I want her to be my girlfriend. She instantly asked for 4, 000 pesos to pay her college debt. Another girl asked for a pizza delivery to be paid by me using my credit card. Laptops, mobile phones and cars also have been requested.[/QUOTE]Boricua, cual es el problema, nosotros los gringos todos somos ricos, parece que usted es bien tacano.
No money no honey.
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[QUOTE=Berthold; 1274746]Boricua, cual es el problema, nosotros los gringos todos somos ricos, parece que usted es bien tacano.
No money no honey.[/QUOTE]LOL no I am not tacano, if a girl ask me 1, 000 pesos for one hour and she stay with me one hour and thirty minutes consider the 30 additional minutes of my time as a tip for her. Next time I am going to travel by ferry and bring five SUV's of certain make and model as a gift to chicas. Why certain make and model? If you understand Spanish then you will laugh with this puertorican joke (sorry no English translation, joke is based on Spanish wording).
Un anciano boricua viaja a Santo Domingo y conoce a esta joven chica de 18 aņos, bella, dulce, humilde. El anciano se enamora y la invita a cenar al restaurant de su hotel y ella acepta. Luego de una romantica cena a la luz de las velas el anciano la invita a su habitacion y ella acepta. En la habitacion hacen el amor apasionadamente. Luego de hacer el amor, la chica le confiesa al anciano que le acababa de entregar su virginidad. El anciano, sorprendido y emocionado le dice: "amor, que dichoso soy de que me hayas entregado tu virginidad, estoy emocionado, feliz, enamorado por lo que me acabas de decir. Pide lo que quieras, lo que sea". La chica responde "quiero una flor"."Solo una flor?" responde el,"que dichoso soy que tras de ser bella, dulce y me acabas de entregar tu virginidad eres tambien humilde, a ver, que tipo de flor quieres?" Ella contesta: "Una flor Explorer 2012".
Oh, ok the rules of this forum says Spanish should have translation so lets try:
An old Puerto Rican traveling to Santo Domingo meets this young girl of 18, beautiful, sweet, humble. The old man falls in love and invites her to dinner at the restaurant of the hotel and she accepts. After a romantic dinner by candlelight the old man invites her to his room and she accepts. In the room they were passionately making love. After making love, the girl confesses to the old man that she just lose her virginity to him. The old man, surprised and excited says," my dear love, I am happy that I've given your virginity, I'm excited, happy, in love with you for what you just said". Please ask for any gift, whatever." She replies "I want a flor." "Only a flor (flower)?" responds,"I am overjoyed that after being beautiful, sweet and just give me your virginity you are too humble, baby, what kind of flor (flower) you want?" She replies: "A flor Explorer 2012".
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[QUOTE=Arainmain; 1274478]I support Boricua's request.
I too have helped her for the studies in the past and she was very happy and rewarded.
Great GFE, awesome performance, simple girl, very refreshing.
Add a tip.[/QUOTE]Oh, so you know her. I bet you have received a few pm's after this post, LOL. She should be expensive, similar to Coppa girls in price range. Did she gave you "el chiquito"?
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[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline;1274775]LOL no I am not tacano, if a girl ask me 1, 000 pesos for one hour and she stay with me one hour and thirty minutes consider the 30 additional minutes of my time as a tip for her.[/QUOTE]Boricua, You are seriously funny. I LOVED the "30 additional minutes of my time as a tip" line, not to speak of the Ford Explorer. Good luck with the flowers brother.
A proposito, todos boricuas son asi chismosos como usted?
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[QUOTE=Tempoecorto; 1274834]Boricua, You are seriously funny. I LOVED the "30 additional minutes of my time as a tip" line, not to speak of the Ford Explorer. Good luck with the flowers brother.
A proposito, todos boricuas son asi chismosos como usted?[/QUOTE]No, LOL. Maybe bellacos like me but not as funny. :P
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[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline; 1274775]LOL no I am not tacano, if a girl ask me 1, 000 pesos for one hour and she stay with me one hour and thirty minutes consider the 30 additional minutes of my time as a tip for her. Next time I am going to travel by ferry and bring five SUV's of certain make and model as a gift to chicas. Why certain make and model? If you understand Spanish then you will laugh with this puertorican joke (sorry no English translation, joke is based on Spanish wording).
Un anciano boricua viaja a Santo Domingo why conoce a esta joven chica de 18 aņos, bella, dulce, humilde. El anciano se enamora why la invita a cenar al restaurant de su hotel why ella acepta. Luego de una romantica cena a la luz de las velas el anciano la invita a su habitacion why ella acepta. En la habitacion hacen el amor apasionadamente. Luego de hacer el amor, la chica le confiesa al anciano que le acababa de entregar su virginidad. El anciano, sorprendido why emocionado le dice: "amor, que dichoso soy de que me hayas entregado tu virginidad, estoy emocionado, feliz, enamorado por lo que me acabas de decir. Pide lo que quieras, lo que sea". La chica responde "quiero una flor"."Solo una flor?" responde el,"que dichoso soy que tras de ser bella, dulce why me acabas de entregar tu virginidad eres tambien humilde, a ver, que tipo de flor quieres?" Ella contesta: "Una flor Explorer 2012".
Oh, ok the rules of this forum says Spanish should have translation so lets try:
An old Puerto Rican traveling to Santo Domingo meets this young girl of 18, beautiful, sweet, humble. The old man falls in love and invites her to dinner at the restaurant of the hotel and she accepts. After a romantic dinner by candlelight the old man invites her to his room and she accepts. In the room they were passionately making love. After making love, the girl confesses to the old man that she just lose her virginity to him. The old man, surprised and excited says," my dear love, I am happy that I've given your virginity, I'm excited, happy, in love with you for what you just said". Please ask for any gift, whatever." She replies "I want a flor." "Only a flor (flower)?" responds,"I am overjoyed that after being beautiful, sweet and just give me your virginity you are too humble, baby, what kind of flor (flower) you want?" She replies: "A flor Explorer 2012".[/QUOTE]"Chicas say the darndest things", only on the Boricua show. LOL.