Celaya - Luxor Strip Joint
My mongering buddy (El Austriaco) and I took a trip from Queretaro to Celaya to see an "Argentina Amiga - "Gaby"" of a friend at her place of employment (THIS STRIP JOINT)!
Anyway, the strip joint is located on Carretera libre Celaya-Apaseo Km 3 on the south side of the road. It is located between Apaseo and Celaya but much closer to the Apaseo exit on Celaya Cuota. (about 3 kms from that exit going towards Celaya).
Cover is 30 MXP, no minimum consumption that I know of.
Anyway, there were probably about 15 girls there, and according to the consenses (El Austriaco and myself) 14 of them were on the hot list, and 1 was average. (probably, the average girl would do well in other strip clubs with more average girls).
Drinks for us were pretty reasonable 20-25 MXP per beer, but the girls drinks were $120 MXP (but the Argentine Chick that was sitting with me always ask for DOUBLE. I do not know if you can get a $60 MXP drink. I bought 2 and it was $240 total for her drinks). Even though she was a friend of a friend that we had just met in QRO, she treated me basically like a bank, and I got rid of her after 3 dances and 2 double drinks. (YES - SHE PLAYED ME LIKE THE HORNY FOOL THAT I AM!)
The women were high pressure about their time. They would only sit with you if you were buying drinks for them or dances. Most would drink it down and ask for another.
Dances were also $120 MXP There were no table dancing going on. All dances were being done in a back room with little booths. Dances were for 1 song. They also had "promotional" 3x1 dances (3 dances for 1 ticket) but the songs were cut short. Some of the girls would not show their "box" without getting a second dance from you. They would not touch your pecker with skin on skin contact. (MUCH UNLIKE PUNTO G IN QUERETARO). Also - I just found out that not all girls do totally nude dances in the back. Some prefer to just do a topless dance for the same money.
I had about 7 dances in the back, gave an extra ticket to my buddy (who is always very generous with his tickets), and also went to a "5 song SPECIAL privado" in a separate area.
The Special Privado was great! DATY, french kiss, hand job (over the underwear) but "Jenny" was really special. She had a baby about 5 months ago but looking at her body, you would never know it. She still had milk in her boobs, and they were the most perfect size. She let me "Feed" on her titty milk and those of you that have tasted mother's milk (recently - not when you were a kid) know that it tastes really sweet. She was fucking great! Nice release and she even help me clean up my mess by getting me some paper napkins. (got phone number)
They have another "MORE PRIVADO" area that costs you $700 for the house, and then whatever you work out with the girl. Normally, 1K to 1.5K MXP is what the girls ask. (so I have been told by one of the bouncers).
So if you go, and I recommend it, just be careful not to get sucked into the buying of numerous drinks. I spent another $240 on drinks and my buddy spent more on drinks for his lady but he said that he got more extras in his lap dances than did I. So I am happy that he is happy!
Take care, have fun, and be safe!
$Bill
ps - PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM GABY (the chica from Argentina). She is only interested in separating you from your money. NOTHING MORE!!!
pss - beware of the SW in the Pemex next door. They are NOT natural women! (21 digits if you get my drift! 10 fingers, 10 toes, + 1)