Cabo San Lucas

It's a bar about 1 mile East of Squid Roe. Supposedly it has fine talents that can be had for $80 to $100.

I was there during the election weekend when booze and bars were closed. Bummer!

Haven't tried 20/20 but I know where it is and will let you know in JAN when I go.. I will have a report of all the clubs. I will do a knockout tour all in one night!

Peace

I was in Cabo on business over the New Year's weekend and decided to get some. Most of the places sound like titty bars more than *****houses so I decided to go to Toro Bar. I had a little trouble finding it- you go north on Morelos, which is the street just east of Squid Roe, and go untill you see the Little Caesar's, turn right and go down a few doors and there you are. A guy on the street at Morelos and the main drag asked me if I needed help with any ladies, so that might be a source of SWs, and later asked me if I wanted any weed. So you know where to find it if that's your thing.

I go in and it looks just like a blue collar bar, I don't see any girls so I'm wondering if it's really a *****house. I sit down at the bar and get a Modelo for $3- gingo prices. After a minute a woman comes up to me, introduces herself as Eloisa, and starts her spiel. She quotes me $120 for everything- massage, blowjob, and sex. I decline- I wouldn't have paid that even if Ihad the money. She comes down to $100. I tell her maybe the next night. I had gone to the ATM at my hotel but it wasn't dispensing cash, so I had only $61 anyway. She came down to $80, but I told her I still didn't have it.

I remembered something a friend had told me years ago. His brother used to go to Nevada *****houses, and his final negotiating move was to take out his wallet, and show the girl what he had, and they always went for it. I pull out my wallet, show her my $61, and put it back. She sighs, "OK". I give her $20, which she gives to the lady at the register for the room key, and we head back.

She was nice looking- just shy of an 8- but low on enthusiasm. I would rather have fucked a plainer woman with a better attitude. For $40 in Guatemala City I got the best fuck I've ever had, paid or unpaid, because the girl was into it. I made her kind of uncomfortable with one position, so she got on her stomach to finish me off. I was done with it anyway.

The rest of Cabo is the same way- lousy service and kind of pricy. I stayed at the Costa Real, which was OK but they insist you wear a bracelet for security, and had I known that I would not have stayed there. All the restaurants- slow service, so so food, not cheap. I got a touch of Montezuma's revenge, either at the hotel or the Cafe Santa Fe, a pricy restaurant in Todos Santos. If you go to Cabo try San Jose, which is pricier but has to be better. I think Cabo San Lucas was once a quaint fishing town where you could party hard but it's just another tourist dump now.

Sounds like a sad adventure my man Rich. I will be going in 2 days to Cabo. Sounds like you hit the wrong clubs. I know Toro Bravo and its a dump. You would have been better off at Mermaids. Whats this Chicks name and I will see what u got.

Cabo is what you make it my man. Did you try any of the new clubs there?

Squid, Roxx ect ect. Pue is there you just picked the wrong spots.

Stay tuned. I'm going to rock Cabos world in 2 days!

Will be in cabo from the 20th of January through the weekend. Its always fun mongering in a group; I've met some great friends off this board. Anybody going that wants to get together, IM me.

Dickus

Will post a report soon. I am surprised there is SO little action on the Cabo folder though.

Just got back from Cabo a few weeks ago. As some of the other posts have mentioned its not cheap. The hottest women by far were at Lord Blacks, Dreams and a few other were ok. El Toro, small hole in the wall bar has 10 - 15 ladies of the night sitting waiting for you to giv ethem a quick look and then they are ready for acton. Small rooms in the back of the bar will give you full service for $100 - $150. At Lord Blacks the ladies will give you a $20 table dance and before its done offer a $300 bj. Outrageous. If you want to buy the girl full service you can get her out of the bar depending on how late into the night for $500 - $600. Another problem with some of the nicer hotels, Rose, Pubelo Bonito etc.. is you will not be allowed to take any girls back to you hotel room at night. The guards at the gate, on the road getting back to most of the hotels know the gig and will literally not allow the girls to accompany you. Even a cash bribe doesnt work, trust me we tried. Cabo is very expensive for drinks and beers. The "Nowehere Bar" had Corona beers for $6 each! A good idea is to stay down near the Marina, aka "down - town" because some of the larger hotels are a 20 min drive into town where all of the action is. Each ride into town is around $20 each way if you stay outside down town area. Cab service can be hard if you find your self out past 3am.

Good luck

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this report covers the mexican state of baja (lower) california sur (south), often referred to as bcs. bcs is the southern half of a peninsula stretching almost 1, 000 miles to just below the us border near san diego this tropical desert paradise has great beaches and surf, more than a dozen golf courses, world famous deepsea fishing, lots of 5 star resorts and elegant restaurants, and last, but not least, several stripclubs and bars with available mexicanas to complement the tons of drunken tourist girls out for a good time. there is some surprisingly good action to be had, though the gold standard (brasileras for uninhibited action and colombianas for gfe) remains unchallenged by the mexicanas. almost none of the working girls are local while a large number are from sinaloa, a more heavily populated state just east of the gulf of california, the body of water dividing baja california from mainland mexico) the weather is sunny more than 90% of the time (it was high 80s and clear every day i was there over two trips) and it is very dry so the heat is less oppressive than in more humid locales. best of all, perhaps, cabo lies less than 3 hours flight from san francisco (nonstops on united, alaska and mexicana) so it is a good choice for a 3 or 4 day getaway when you cannot take a full on vacation.

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there are actually two cities, cabo san lucas in the west and san jose del cabo to the east, lying less than 20 miles apart that are referred to collectively as los cabos (airport code sjd). cabo san lucas (csl) is the extreme party town while sjd is much more slowpaced. between the two cities (about 40, 000 population each) lies "the corridor", a stretch of fine beaches, golf courses and expensive resorts. an hour and 20 minutes drive to the north along deserted coast leads you to the artist village of todos santos and its ubiquitous hotel california (allegedly the inspiration for the eagles clasic). the area and nearby beaches are more peaceful and quiet than the hustle and bustle of los cabos. there is a surfing school with board rentals at one beach, playa cerritos, where there is a sheltered cove and sandy beach good for beginners, though the water here is a bit cooler (high 60's in may vs. low 70s near los cabos) and a springsuit (partial wetsuit) may be a good idea. going another northeast hour across flat desert full of cactus gets you to the less touristy state capital, la paz (peace). la paz is a center for great scubadiving out in the islands lying out in the gulf. schools of manta rays and sharks are regular visitors to some of the dive sites an hour or so by boat outside la paz. finally, the spanish challenged need not fret as english is widely spoken in all these places and in csl, english is the first language spoken (to the point of annoyance for one who prefers to practice their spanish: +). la paz will be the subject of a separate report.

if all this sounds too good to be true i will tell you the catch: prices seem more hawaiian or tahitian than mexican. for everything. drinks are $5, internet $4/hour and the cheapest hotel with aircon and reasonably cleanliness in the good area of csl is $60 (7 crown hotel right past the pemex station o the main drag. area resorts are mostly over $200. nice restaurants charge california prices. lapdances in the strip joints are $20, but they often offer 2 for 1s specials. these dances are very high mileage as i will discuss. $100 gets you fs in some places, and a bj in others, but getting action cheaper requires going to the mexican only bars along the street opposite mcdonald’s (copacabana being the biggest and best). you get 11 pesos to the $ and atms charge 7 pesos fee. use pesos whenever possible to avoid getting only 10 to your greenback on exchange (though everybody will take dollars).

the airport is about 15 minutes north of san jose out in the desert. flights tend to arrive all around the same time. when my united flight arrived only alaska was already there but during the 40 minutes i waited in immigration flights from delta, america west, mexicana, american and continental all arrived) creating bottlenecks at immigration. tips for minimizing your wait are to try and get as close to exits of plane as possible and once you hit pavement run don’t walk. waits of up to an hour appear common but the line is a place to scope and flirt. : i taxi fares are outrageous ripoffs so renting a car is the way to go. rates are $20 per day or less generally, although some companies (i. e. alamo) require you to pay $5 per day liability coverage even if you have coverage through your platinum card. check the car carefully. dollar renta a car took almost an hour to get the car to me due to a huge crowd (again, flights arrive in bunches). the store selling beer next door did brisk business as the tourists stayed cool by quaffing the amber nectar. no open container law in mexico means seeing groups of gringos in jeeps beer (and cigarette) in hand is a common sight. : # there is a tollroad for $2. 50 that bypasses sjd and hits the highway just outside town but it saves no more than 10 minutes and few people use it.

my priority was to regain my surf shape so the lodging of choice was the misiones resort right in front of the most consistent surf spot in the area, called monuments (or misiones by the mexicans). this is located at the 5 kilometer marker on the main highway just east of csl at the large point which forms the east end of the bay. the best deal found on travelocity or through their office in san diego was $110 before taxes for a studio. by showing up and negotiating i was able to get it for $100 including tax. there is a private outdoor jacuzzi on the balcony of many units (including mine). i had a view over the pool with swimup bar and then the surf spot behind that. no lobby or walk of shame at all so quite easy to get chicas into your room.

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monuments is a treacherous surf break with a lot of power owing to the submarine canyon just offshore. i am told the water is 2, 000 feet deep just 1 mile offshore. larger groups of set waves appear with alarming frequency and panicked paddling towards the outside and the shoulder are common, as are getting caught and taking lots of powerful waves right on the head. keeps the pulse rate elevated on bigger days. while monuments has a lovely white sand beach, that sand rapidly gives way to urchin covered rocks and those surfers not comfortable surfing over and around same need not apply. i got urchined (only 1 spine luckily) my first day surfing there. the place is intimidating, and it took me several sessions to develop a comfort level, but that gnarlyiness (surfer lingo for dangerousness) also helps keep the crowds down: the would be too scary on big days but that is when the other spots further east go off.

monuments pictures

the surfdog rolled around in the sand having a blast. surfdog watching the waves, he had cojoners (balls). after his owner paddled out the dog swam behind him through some good sized waves before he took a large one on the head. guys on the beach were scared saying the dog might drown but that surf dog came running up the beach after bodysurfing a wave in and

surfdog pictures

both the hotel (really more of a timeshare) and the michellin guide quality italian restaurant built on the bluff in front with terraces set into the hillside (ristorante digiorgio) look west directly at the town of csl, the famous sea arch which is its most recognizable natural feature and the awesome sunsets just behind. this is the best view in the area imho.

pictures looking west at csl dagiorgio pictures

in terms of food quality, ristorante dagiorgio needs make no apologies to top restaurants in new york or san francisco imho. make a reservation for a table on the terrace and get there no later than 7. 30pm. they often are fully booked for weddings and corporate parties so call (number in link below) when you first arrive and have several days’ latitude.

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there are not many surfspots past monuments until the hotspot (often crowded) which you pass just as you enter sjd on the coast highway. you will see the cabo surf hotel (over us$200 per night) and the costa azul (blue coast) behind it. park in the lot (do not leave things visible in your car here as ripoffs are a problems as evidenced by the residue of broken window glass). famous surfer mike doyle has a surf school here, there is a good (but pricey) restaurant on the terrace with great views over the outside break called old man’s. this is the spot for people to learn how to surf. always crowded with kids, girls, etc. several of the chica pictures i posted were taken here and it is an easy place to meet gringas trying to learn to surf.

old man

at the far left end of the beach is "the rock", a surf spot with more juice and rocks and less people. urchin covered rocks and shallow water deter novices. further inside from the rock is zippers, the most crowded break with a bad reputation for local hostility to surfers from elsewhere. on large hurricane swells are three can connect for a ride of almost a kilometer. a big drawback to zippers in particular is the scourge called "localism" whereby local surfers act like they own the place and gave grief to outsiders.

the locals at monuments were very friendly because if you caught waves out there you earned respect due to the danger. not so over here at costa azul and i hate negative vibes (though everybody i met was friendly, going alone enghances reception and arriving in groups increases hostility). i surfed the rock twice and had fun as it was not too crowded; crowds vary a lot so patience and persistence usually pay off with more uncrowded conditions. on the second occasion i surfed here somehow lost the key to the car out of the sealed pocket in the back of my springsuit (which i wear while surfing even in warm water). despite stashing keys in those pockets 1000s of times, i had never lost a key before but a wave ripped my suit off my shoulder. the hotel let me call dollar who sent a replacement key to me at the beach but charged me $30 for the service.

rock pictures

while there are many nice beaches, perhaps the nicest is bahia santa maria which is about midway between csl & sjd just east of the us$300+ hotel twin dolphin. you take a dirt road off the highway (well marked) for a couple hundred yards that dead ends in a small parking lot. walk another 200 yards or so and you arrive at the shore of this protected bay. there is no surf, but there is great snorkeling and safe swimming. the ambience on shore is bucolic and pristine although there are a handful of luxury mansions built on the beach’s edge. they were all uninhabited when i was there and these look to be about the plushest lodgings in all bcs.

santa maria bay pics

the guards close the beach at 7pm. they politely ask tips for guarding your car in the lot (they were happy with 5 pesos). drive back to catch a quick shower at misiones then dinner at dagiorgio around 7. 30. after a long day at the beach, most people siesta for awhile and the nightlife generally is slow until about 10ish and better still after midnight. in csl, different clubs have different prime hours and must be divided into tourist bars and stripjoints/brothels. i will discuss each separately.

for tourist bars, you should start an evening at the giggling marlin, the oldest of cabo’s gringo megabars. this place has an mc leading drinking games and has drunken ladies (attracts a somewhat older crowd) from 8 or 9 in the evening. former van halen frontman and solo artist sammy hagar (red, i can’t drive 55 etc.) owns a bar/nightclub/souvenir store called cabowabo which is just one block up the street and attracts a younger crowd, especially when there are live bands (on weekends). gets hopping about 11ish but better near midnight. the most happening place of all is squid roe, and especially late after other places close, a huge, two story place right on the main drag is impossible to miss. pay $3 an hour to park in guarded lot on the corner or go back a block or two and find a spot on the street. frequent police patrols and overall feeling of security prevails even late at night.

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squid roe offers lots of dirty dancing including on table tops etc, girls coming up to you and grabbing you, making out in public etc. kinda like high school except the age range is 18- 50ish. girls with trays of jello shots for 25 pesos circulate in the crowd and bar drinks are in the $5 range. you can leave with drinks (they have free plastic cups foe this purpose) and many people drink on the street ala new orleans. day in and day out, more action goes down here than anywhere (including theft of purses and bags-watch your valuable closely).

for the pro hunt, there are a handful of options and i will give a brief description of each. this list is in descending order of cost:

1. lord black’s (on boulevard marina, just off the main drag to your left as you drive into town from the east). very large, elegant place with pool tables and top quality chicas stripping. $5 cover, $5 drinks, $20 private dances (they insist on 220 if you pay in pesos) and $100 for 30 minutes in anything goes vip room (you must still come to terms with the chica on a tip which will exceed $100 by most accounts). fs and bjs are common, though pricey.

a step down is bolero’s (on corner of main drag just past squid roe) which i never visited owing to its reputation for having a no touching rule during private dances. bail on that! nearby to lord black’s is a large upstairs place called amnesia which i also never tried

2. 20/20 (on main drag across from mcdonald’s): owned by a short, bald guy from la named bill (friendly guy who freely gives information on his competitors), this huge place offers nice looking dancers and private booths upstairs with no bouncer peeking in (unlike some other places). they have a fairly rigid price structure of 1000 ($90) for a bj, 2000 for fs and 3000 for takeout which is theoretically allnight. staff is not pushy about ladies drinks or such but it was obvious i was a friend of the owner (whom i met at squid roe) so that might have helped. about 10 chicas, several who were 8s. a nice chica sat in my lap and massaged me for quote awhile while i watched dancers and never solicited a tip. she did begin saying, in english, "i give you blowjob". she explained that the house got 400 and she got 600. i said i was interested but had a concern. i explained that i was interested in trying her if and only if it was bbbjtc. she agreed and off we went. i left a happy camper as she completed her duty with aplomb.

3. splash/mermaids: right across the street from cabo wabo. this duplex like bar has an upstairs topless component called mermaids and a downstairs all nude smaller place called splash. they often hand out cards good for waiver of the cover on every visit for you and your group. ask for a card. otherwise cover is $5. this american style strip club can be really happening, especially after midnight and on weekends when i counted almost 50 dancers, the majority of which were 6s or above and included several solid 8s. it can also be deadsville (the downstairs is only open if it is busy). the booths here are less private and bouncers peek in periodically. still one can get quite physical during a 200 pesos private dance, but better yet wait for the frequent 2 for 1 offers (2 songs for 200). they will still hit you up for tips after private dances but are happy with 20pesos. while i groped t & a in the booth, i had one chica grab my hand and shove it in her nether region apparently feeling i needed to be more aggressive. some of these girls hit squid roe after closing time and can be talked into overnighters but expect to pay in excess of us$100. lord black’s girls also hit squid roe but will want us$200 or more for allnighters.

el toro foto

4. el toro bar, formerly called el toro bravo (angry bull); 2 blocks north of the main drag (next to little cesar’s pizza) onn16 de septiembre & morelos. no dancers here, just pool tables and a jukebox playing mexican tunes. mostly mexicano clientele, but a fair number of gringos too. this is the classic brothel with private rooms in the back (for which they charge 2000 pesos payable at the bar). chicas want at least 800, maybe 1000. they will not approach you; you must approach them or ask the waiter to bring the object of your interest to your table. quality is pretty decent with most being in the 6-7 range. a couple with huge, real, knockers, one who looks like a young susan dey, a nice morena from acapulco. they sit at the bar or in a dark part of the room (to your left as you enter) playing with cellphones, chatting and smoking. drinks are about $3 and you can buy a ladies company at your table (the mexicans tend to do this more than taking them to the back rooms) for $6. opens supposedly at 6pm but i’d wait till 9 for better selection and closes at 3am on weekends (2 during the week).

5. bar copacabana-on the street fco. villa just opposite mcdonald’s about a block and a half north); strictly a mexican place that is very dark. ok strippers with private rooms downstairs. girls will not approach you. suggest scoping the chicas in the one place with light, their dresing room which is illuminated behind a curtain. get a good look as they enter or exit then decide which to approach. drinks $2. not sure if price for downstairs action but i am guessing $50 or so would suffice.

6. mexicano chica bars-upstairs on the corner bar by el toro is another local style chica bar with music blaring (you go up the spiral staircase to enter). usually dead but at peak hours a few girls can be seen hanging out the windows. also, on the street between mcdonald’s and copacabana are several low end looking mexican bars with a few marginal chicas. might be worth a look, especially later on weekend nights. on the upside, these places are about the only refuge from hearing english spoken in csl.

finally, there is the possibility of streetwalkers. i saw almost no independents, and nothing like in tj’s zona norte, but i did see an english speaking chulo (pimp) leading a group of 6 or 7 attractive chicas along the main street in front of squid roe saying "ladies" one night. i also had several other all purpose "helpers" ask me in english "you want something" then list drugs and girls. i would never have anything to do with these types (the local surfers like the mota and smoke it openly on the beach at monuments freely sharing with visitors 8)).

during the daytime, the best place to meet chicas is playa medano. this is the main beach right in the middle of town (near the pueblo bonito & melia resorts) and is usually packed with visitors. this is where you can arrange jetskis, paragliding (being dragged behind a boat while attached to a parachute), boat trips of all types etc.

medano beach pictures

ground zero is the "mango stage" on the sand in front of the large bar/restaurant of the same name. an english speaking mc regales the crowd with drinking games and ways to get guys and girls into contact while people get snockered in the sun (they also have lots of beach umbrellas they set up for you). i took a lot of the girl on the beach pictures here. for example, 5 contestants had to chug a beer then down a tequila shot before having a girl from the audience jump on their back while they did push ups. this guy, "new york" (each contestant is named after their hometown) won with 19.

pushup picture

in another type of contest, this girl was told to sit in the chair onstage while contestants gave her a nasty lapdance.

lapdance picture

this link shows a live webcam shot from the mango stage.

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before these last two trips for a total of 8 days, the last time i had been in los cabos was 1985. it had not yet gotten trendy and it was with substantial trepidation that i made my return fearing the gringoization would make me dislike it. this fear turned out to be unfounded. except for the cost factor and everybody talking to your in english, i must admit that i quite like the place and expect to return. in fact, i befriended a local surfer who is going to help me get a mexican visa for my colombiana gf and i am sure she will love cabo.

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Enjoy a week in Cabo visting El Torro each evening. Good selection of 6 to 9's. Some bbbj's and finished the week with a great 22 year old perfect body with anal access. Too bad it took a week to find her. Only one bad experience, Samantha. Beautiful face on a 20 year old but fucks like a dead chicken. I did not need to go any where else since the selection at El Toro was adequate to keep me busy with one to two gals a night. Thank Viagra for that.

of Partridge family era, not LA Law era. She was SO cute but seemed like she would be a starfish so I never tried her. What are you paying?

Did anybody try xoticsbeach.com any info would help.

Thank You

This bar is further out on the East side of town. Lots of beautiful chicas hangout at the bar and will go to hotel with you for $100. This is alledgedly the best deal in town. I ws there during election day, when bars were ordered closed, and no liquour was sold, so I could not partake. Would someone check it out and report.

In the main part of town, if you hang out on the street for 5 minutes, the pimps will bring some very nice girls over on their motorbikes. The asking rate is between $100 to $200, depending on the girls. The pimps would insist that you pay them first, before taking the girl, without exception. This is when they take your money and run. If you make a scene, Mexican cops, uniformed and plain-clothed, will be swarming over you, asking what kinds of deeds you ordered from the pimps, like they were a bunch of innocent virgins. Forget it!

The bars and restaurants on the pier all have nicely-dressed hookers hanging out, giving tourists the eyes.

Anybody knows of fishing boats that would supply the hookers all day? Would love to take screwing breaks while landing those monster marlins.

Hi Guys,

Going on a cruise with some friends, going to be in Cabo just during the day. Hoping to get some info on someplace not to far from the cruisehips. Anything will help, been reading the forum, just not alot of info.

Hi,

I have a group of guys coming into cabos for some golf fun and some booze cruise fun in November. I would really like to set up some companionship for either golfing or boating. Do any of you know some females that can "show" us a round? Or whom I can contact?

Randy

Hey guys,

I"m coming to Cabos in November. Is there any more news on action down there lately? We'll be staying for a week golfing and doing other stuff, but would like to check out the local chicas at night. Where do you recommend us to go?

Thanks