south thai shopping trip - second half + maps
had yai
the second bigest thai town and the best of the south. a real joy. the friendliest people. lots of good food. lots of meat. cheap. and no crowds!
transport:
from songkla buses run every 10 minutes. from the malaysian border minibuses run every half an hour to had yai(4 hrs). also minibuses from naratiwat and pattani. the main transport center is the bks station just south of town. a moto there is 20 b or tuk-tuk 30b. from the bks bus terminal either there is a large scheduled bu to your destination or alternatively the many travel agents just next door can call a minibus for you who will pick you up from there within an hour.
train: the station is in central siti, convenient to walk to. many trains to bkk or south.
local transport: the usual moto, tuk-tuk or metered taxi selection, but really you can walk most everywhere.
hotel: the main road leading up to the train station is lined with guest houses and cheap hotels from 300b and up. on weekends however rooms are scarce because of the malaysian sex-tourists.
meat: the limp lady (i like this name) massage is reasonable value for 1350/165b as lots of ther meat is very pretty. however there are lots more options: chayakun and tanratnakon roads a good start after dark, but even early afternoon. (-and yes, these streetnames are correct, as far as i know it-)
in the evening the street behing the railway line comes to life, esp. around soi 6 (rajutit rd). there are also many hotels there. others have written a lot about had yai in the applicable section. the good thing is you need no help of thai men here. they are used to foreigners.
other things to do:
this is a very interesting town. very chinese in character, like penang. lots of chinese restaurants and the night market is good too. it's fun to get lost in the backstreets, there are lots of little markets, old buildings and chinese temples. and the people are very friendly. not many dogs but the motorbikes are a real danger.
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satun
just a hop from hadyai, a very quiet little town and the locals are not overly friendly. there is a night's entertainment in some meaty karaokes, esp. around the palace hotel but this town can be easily bypassed at all, no great loss.
transport:
big buses run every half an hour from had yai bus station, 2hrs trip/100km/70b. same for trang. there is also a direct bus to krapi and phuket. all buses stop on the street of palace hotel.
hotels:
just a few, but more than enough for the few tourists. all are crappy and one expensive.
meat: see above. very scarce but there is some. you will need local help.
other things to do:
the port where the boats to malaysia (langkawi) leave from might be worth a look. as well as the nearby coastal town of lan ngoo which has a beach.
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trang
an interesting, clean but very spread out siti. surely has meat. see below.
transport:
there is a central train station but as it is a sideline, only 4 trains daily each direction. the main bus station is north of town, 2km. you can walk there or a moto is 20 b. aircon buses half hourly to krabi 2 hrs, phuket 5hrs, had yai 3hrs.
hotel: just a few but few tourists as well. marked on the map. rooms from 200-500 and an expensive for 1500b.
meat:
apart from a soapy massage there is a bordello north-east of the train station. the fare is 1000b/1hr for foreigners, rooms are clean, many girls. it's quite nice with many bungalows in a garden setting. the cheap knocking shops are not far away for 2-300b for 30min. as the town is very spread out you will need a good driver who knows all these. there always many on the street leading to the railway. fortunately the locals are a very friendly lot and you should be treated well.
other things to do:
the night market is super, just a few steps north of the cocktower. there are some nice parks in town some with lake where you can feed fish. except everything is so fucking faaaaar.
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krapi
quite a nice town, still not totally destroyed by tourists. worth a few days stay.
transport: no train. the main bus station is 4 km from town. a regular songtaew runs there for 12b. has buses everywhere. for local transport and around you can take songtahaew which pick up on the street parallel with the river. blue color:airport. red color:bus station, white color ao nang. i might have mixed them up but it is all written on them in english.
this is also where you catch boat to phiphi and kolanta. boat office is in town, at the waterfront.
hotels: the whole town is just hotels.
meat: no farang bars in town. those are in ao nang, opposite the seaview resort. the usual pattaya stuff. however, there is lots of meat, on soi11 maharat st and around, starting from 500b and up. the girls for 1500 are very pretty. you can walk there but maybe still better if you go with a local like a moto driver, though.
other things to do:
lots indeed. visit the tiger cave, the shell beach, ao nang. there is also a superb large park near town. might be the best public park in thailand.
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some stories:
filled by sperm up to the limit arrived back from koh pangan ( especially had rin). lots of backpacker cunts, bareing all they could. on the backpacker boat loaded with ****, lying all over the ship in their tiny bikinies (or not even that!). i had to go twice during the 3 hour trip to jerk off in the toilet. it's quite spacious and clean inside so no probs at all. but there was always a long queue waiting outside.
imagine having your own private yacht cruising through the tropical caribbeans, with meat all over the deck. it's like that, except even better. it must be experienced to believe. btw you won't be the only old guy there lurking. you will see them everywhere wandering alone or in pairs. fuck, it is not illegal. and as long as you are not too intrusive they really can't say a word.
also, it is entertaining to watch the young boys licking ass so keenly and outcompeting each other in the vague hope of getting 'free' meat. well, can't blame them. they are young and very receptive to what their feminist teachers tell them back at home. they in fact spend more on their haircut and a new shirt for a 'free' fuck than a sex-tourist buys good quality meat for.
so, from the ferry terminal i got a through bus further down south, deep-deep in south thailand. arrived around 7 in the evening. checked in to a cheap hotel. noticed a very pretty receptionist girl who smiled very well and handed the key over with her right hand (more about 'hands' later). i tried as much as i could to totally ignore her (as not to spoil her with too much interest).
the bellboy carried my pack up the stairs. i made it a point to chat a bit with him, asking where he was originally from and whether he liked working here, etc. later, i found the night-market nearby for a good feed. they have nice muslim roti here with curry for 30 baht (75 cents).
also noticed about 5 or 6 little shops in our neighbourhood with bright red fluoro lights outside. hmm, what were they? summoned the bellboy, asking whether those red-light shops were what i thought. he answered in the positive with a wide grin "yes sir, massage, phum-phum" (they seem to call boom-boom that way here). gave him 20 baht and asked him to organize some activity quickly. he tried to push the issue of sending them to my room which i declined. because i no like women in my room and also it is better if i go, look and choose.
he asked me to wait 5 minutes while he called the shop indicating mr farang's arrival (and discuss the price i was sure). soon he came back and we just walked a few meters to the nearest shop. it didn't look very much from the outside but inside we found 5 girls to choose from. not just any ordinary fuckers as i expected but 2 of them were absolutely beautiful lookers. i tried hard not to seem too excited by the thought of doing them. interestingly they were all smiling and even asking "please pick me, please pick me".
sure you pay more but it does actually make a difference when you turn up with a local. in cambodia, indonesia, thailand or wherever. i imagine that he already indicated to them that the farang is okay, good-hearted, etc and easy to get along with, etc.
so, they are all smiling and a mamasan looking woman is smilingly pushing a chair under me. it occured to me that all this wasn't for free and i would have to pay accordingly. the price was 1300 baht for 2 hours, room included on site. (i am sure the boy would have got the same for 500.) but hey, it's only $35, and two the girls were totally stunning, the others looked doable too. i tried to haggle the price to 1000 without success, so i just picked the younger looking stunner.
she was no bangkok hardened biergarten pro but rather the thai girl you see walking on the street or shopping centre and you turn your head 180 degrees after her. just a natural, pretty young girl. (and at the biergarten now a st is at least 800 baht.)
in pattaya i usually no have much success with gogo bar lookers. because there is just so many men trying to outdo each other for their favours. and how much you pay? 1000 for girl, 500-600 for bar, 200 for drinks +st room maybe? double that in bangkok. and at the end i usually get shitty service.
she looked very young so i asked the age. 18. just the right age to please an old, idiot, retarded man.
she come from some far away town down south, near malaysia. 45kg, 160cm. perfect, chiselled body shape. fuck, she could put most of the koh pangan bacpackers to shame. she asked for payment up-front which i was a bit hesitant to do but it worked out okay, no probs. she took the moni and i went to have shower, being sweaty after the trip.
we met back in the small room up stairs. the room was basic, small but clean with a single mattress and a tv only for furniture. there we are, i wrapped in towel, the beauty still dressed up, asking me if i wanted massage, or (with a naughty smile) "phum-phum". my girl was wearing faded jeans and a black shirt. instead of an answer i just peeled her out of those and underneath revealed a black bikini and the most perfect meat this side of hollywood. wow, really had to do this slowly.
so, i still full of sperm, licked all over that beautiful meat. then slowly removed the panties only, leaving the bra still on. that bra promised something totally extraordinary so i kept it for last.
i ate her meat and ate and ate.... fuck, what a beautiful, young delicacy. she started moaning and rubbing her **** all over my face. totally unshaved but naturally just a tiny bit of hair on it. none on the lips though. i liked it that she was so ralexed and this promised for a really good time. after a long session of daty, i decided to pop the titties out. fuck, i nearly fainted. wow, what a beauty! medium big bangers, very light brown, a big handful each with very firm texture, like you would expect from a very young childless girl.
an extra big fuck had to follow and it did. interspaced with hot, deep kissing. i watched with great satisfaction my old wrinkled, diseased cock moving in-out of that beautiful, young fresh meat. this treatment should be administered to every old geriatric in nursing homes worldwide and they would recover in no time (but who would make money from recovered geriatrics? unfortunately, health profits nobody but only disease does).
by technique and devotion she was not quite as good as the massage-girl i will write about later. but that's a hard act to follow. however, this girl was just awesomely beautiful and still very playful and cooperative. we filled out at least an hour and a half. when we finished and dressed up she kept hugging and kissing me, even though i gave no tip. this really indicated that i had paid too much to start with. (but in comparison of what other posters tell about meat in had yai just next door it was a bargain.) she asked me to come back often.
when i walked back to the hotel the bellboy asked how was it but i just kept hugging him, i couldn't help it, i was over the moon. surely he made a good deal from the commission but i gave him another 50 baht. then he also kept menacing to return again soon. also, we sort of discussed what happened (including the sperm dripping from the girl's chin, etc) in front of the beauty receptionist girl, without me being unaware. after then she stopped smiling and handed out the key with left hand (it does have a meaning, will explain later). i never even bothered to give her as much as a good word or a smile, not wanting to spoil her further.
next day met up with the same bellboy again. by that that time the receptionist girl gave a more angry look. the bellboy said "she likes you". i am thinking "oh fuck, i have never had a gf, what could i do with her?, it must be a joke anyway because i am ugly". but it could be the cash factor too. she knowing that the other chick earned $35 so easily.... we are talking about $100 monthly salaries here!
summary:
spent 1200+70 baht ($34). girl was stunning. service was more than satisfactory. did not have to lick ass to any woman. all it took some cooperation and planning. it was just one if the best deals ever. but the best feeling was that i shared my meat with other ugly, old men. in another hour another hairy man would root her beauty ass and then another and so on.... what a happy world....., free of fighting, aggression, violence. please, please guys, share your meat and -say no to violence against men, for ever!
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another south thailand story:
beeb....beeb...beeeep. the damned sound waked me up. what was it? and it came again. beeb....beeb...beeeep. and again. beeb....beeb...beeeep. shit! i realized it was my kom-pewter's preprogrammed alarm function. turned the stupid thing on. opened the notebook file. the usual scary message stared in my face: "it's a fucking day baby!"
oh no! i exclaimed. i fucked only 3 days ago. not again so soon! but work is work. gotta do, gotta go. the point is: if you keep yourself well fed, you won't go hungry. the thing which you are provided with regularly, has no value to you, it is nothing special any more. this is one way how you can avoid of being slave to women. fuck them regularly and you can treat them like they ought to be treated: nothing special. you can [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on them. why don't they teach this at school?
so, how can you get a fuck? by licking ass? or should you beat up some poor bloke so that you would feel like a hero?
no! the only way, the only one correct way is by "cooperating with other men". that's what sex-tourism is all about. it's about peace and loving and sharing your meat with others. sharing and more sharing. no fighting, ever!
we are no dogs but intelligent human beings. sex-tourism must be the peak of human development!
so, staying in a particular town at that time i called up the tuk-tuk driver who had been nagging me by offering good quality young meat every night. so far i refused (because of course we have much better things to do than fucking meat) but kept his number anyway. he answered right away: "no probs sir, she will be there in your room at six o'clock. young, fresh meat straight from the farm. no kids yet."
"cost how much? " i asked. " 1100 baht sir, 2 hours, good jig-jig, puhm-puhm" "how about 1000?" i tried to negotiate a bit. "no roblem sir, 1000 can" he replied.
the day passed very well. weather was great. had a nice swim. worked a bit too on my kom-pewter. had good lunch for $1 and supper for around $2. luxurious! another day spent in peace!
6 o'clock came, then passed. then 7. i wasn't too worried. keeping appointments has a different meaning around here. at ten past seven there was a knock on the door. the driver pushed the girl in first then he came in. she seemed quite shy. young enough allright. "she fresh,20 years, only working 5 days here. no have farang before. little bit scared. pay now sir or later?" the driver said. "i pay her 1000 after we finished"-i said.
"and me 100 for taxi sir" the driver said. the bastard he got his way after all. we didn't sort these details out completely. so, he gets paid 1100 just as he proposed initially. nevermind, no big deal, just $2.50 difference.
have to admit that there appeared to be quite a few sex-tourists in this town. some alone, others in pairs or threes. some middle aged men, some young and older ones too. the meat here are used to foreigners. (and no, it is not phuket, samui or even hua hin. those places are already destroyed very badly).
on the other hand it is also sad that we are driven away from the comfort of our own countries and have to look for meat in strange far-away lands. when we could do it at home. if we had any say left at all.
we have so much attractive teenager meat back at home who would be ready to fuck and please older men. but our prestige as a class is not very high. "all men are just fighting idiots, they are just our slaves" being the official explanation.
so, back to the story, first i sent my girl to wash her feet in the bathroom. then i took off her clothes, played with her cunthole a bit. women get quite turned on by watching naked men so i walked up and down in the room for a while, moving my ass like a horse. that got her horny, she was soaking wet with ****-juices.
then i fucked her in various positions. she served well. the meat was allright too. very white, a bit chubby but not fat with nice stomach but somewhat hairy legs. a natural farm-girl, around 20 years young. she did what she was meant to do. she served. it wasn't that great but i couldn't complain for the price. even then i paid about twice what she would get in-house from the local boys.
she wasn't in a hurry. we filled out the 1.5 hrs. chatted a bit. she gave me the address of her brothel and asked that i visit her again there the next day. it came to payment time and i could see she was happy to receive sooooo-much money for little work. she was a good subservient woman, knew her natural place in society. we need many of these.
however the women who do not serve, we have no use of, irrespective of their looks. i personally shed no tears for none when hearing news of their demise in thailand, ko samui or wherever. good riddance. what you can't fuck you have no use for anyway.
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the notebook kom-pewter indicated that one more point was due for today. after then we could rest again for a week. sigh... the point is that if you beat in 100 fucks a year, it's only 8.3 fuck/month or 1.92 fuck/week (okay, make that two). after that it is rest time, don't have to do anything with animals.
it is not my favorite hobby to wander around at night on foot in strange thai towns. so (although realizing that it will cost more) i got a moto driver from in front of the hotel to look around for more meat. first we stopped at a karaoke bar. i requested that the driver come in and talk for me. it looks much better if you are with a local man. there were a group of girls who were only to sing but they led out one girl who was supposed to fuck too.
she looked quite okay. no more than 21, young and fresh enough. also smiled well. cost 1500 baht though! but they didn't have a room onsite and i really don't like to take them to my room. so, we just kept this thing on hold, hopped on the motorbike again and drove to a soapy massage, not too far away.
again the driver was to talk for me. but after i paid him, he kind of left me alone in there and everyone else were just women. not even other customers in sight.
i really don't like looking like an asshole among all those women drooling all over me. so i furiously started searching for a male employee as there are usually at all other soapy places. if i deal with the man then it more feels like that i am buying meat from him. we are supporting each other. because we are the same.
the girls here looked quite allright though. none really undoable. all young, less than 25 years and about 3 of them totally gorgeous, very much like those thai young girls you see in shops and shopping malls. you want to fuck them, yet they feel so untouchable and distant.
still no man in sight and i really wanting to fuck one of them beauties, eventually i picked one, paid the 1500 baht (foreigner price) and was about to go to a room when the man-ager arrived. too late, so i just waved and smiled at him.
the girl i chose was a genuine 19 year old. but just. so much so that it was her birthday and she was about to blow the 19 candles off on her birthday cake when i arrived. she was totally fresh and young, even complete with braces on her perfectly beautiful white set of white teeth (which were just a bit out of line, as she said. if so, i didn't notice.) wow, was about to fuck a beautiful teenager with tooth-braces!
that's exciting stuff for an elderly geriatric of a man who is not good looking, not rich, not well dressed and stupid as well. don't you agree? okay, better get some tissues ready so you can jerk off as i explain how we fucked.
the room was clean enough. one double bed in the middle, a big mirror on the ceiling just above the bed and a large shell shaped bath-tub in one corner. we hopped in the tub without much ceremony. she turned out to be extremely well behaved and mannered. totally devoted to service. all smiles and ready to please. i splashed around a bit in the bath-tub with the naked woman. she indicated that she was very excited too about fucking a foreigner.
i had a list of things that we should do. i printed them out beforehand from my kom-pewter. basically, what is sex?
according to the movies you see, it has to consist of the following contents: 1. licking 2.sucking 3.kissing 4.fucking 5.screaming 6.sperm-injecting....
so, while keeping my list safely out of the water and just occasionally glancing on it, we managed to do point 1 and 2 right in the bath. dried off each other with a towel and then some very passionate "point 1+2" followed again on the bed. she was even very keen on point 3....i asked which is better for her if i take my prothesis out or keep it in. she said it didn't matter as she was on heat very much and kept rubbing her very wet **** to me as we deeply kissed each other for a long time.
then while she had both of her ankles right behind her ears, i started to proceed with point 4. then she asked me to turn up the volume very high on the television as she was about to do point 5!
we did point 4 for a very long time in all positions that i could remember form the car-my's-ultra manual that i once read. then we went through all the positions once again. by then she was hysteric and kept doing point 5 in a very loud way. i really had enough a long time ago but how could i stop this raging nymph? (besides, when again was i going to get a 19 year young tooth-braced teenager nymph again?)
there was a knock on the door. then again. our time must have been up. she went out naked to the door. said a few words to the person outside then came back. "no problem" she said. then we were again going through the rites of points 1, 2 and 4. interspaced with long sessions of point 3. (somewhere in the mayhem i lost my list under the sheets and pillows and wasn't really sure which points we were doing.)
then i realized that my only chance to get out alive was to proceed with emergency point 6. which i really wasn't going to do as i like to do that better by myself in the peace of my bathroom. so i did a big, long point 6. and that was it. i was saved. we proceeded to a wash again. as she was putting on her clothes she asked if i felt ready doing it again. but i objected.
really, i like to sleep. much better than fucking. in your dream you can go away to lots of good places. much better than this miserable world. but down here it is just meat everywhere. so, we finished with some more point 3 and i left. of course my driver was long gone so i had to walk back, asking directions from the guard at the door. but it wasn't far just like 5 minutes.
i paid 1500 baht (about $40). a time like this i wouldn't have gotten back at home for even $200 ! not even if i had done my hair up in fancy style (well, if i had any hair left) or drove any expensive car. the point is, that if i can get good quality service from top meat like this, then so can you. because of course you are much more handsome, strong, kind, heroic, etc. man than me, guaranteed.
i am a complete idiot and ugly too. and also a closet-wanker. and have much less moni than most of you have for sure. why you have to root ol'mama's ugly ass over and over again every night is because you hate sex-tourists. you still believe the lies that they tell you. the truth is that nothing, absolutely nothing, no fighting, no heroism, no ass-licking will give you more meat to fuck than cooperating with your fellow men and please stop fighting!
as one sex-tourist has put it: things are not blown up, eksploded, killed by men of this religion or that religion. they are killed by men who want to impress meat! so, that they might get a "free" fuck, .....maybe. isn't the price of "free" fuck too high? sometimes "cheap" is actually cheaper than free. isn't it time you everyone buy that air ticket to bang-cock, phnom penh or ??
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